Three days later.

"You're going to wear this body (to) the class reunion?" The fat uncle looked at me who was sorting out my clothes, and his face was full of disbelief: "Are you stupid?" ”

"Huh?" I looked at him in a daze, and then looked down at my standard T-shirt and jeans, as if I didn't see anything wrong.

"Don't you know what the four (is) dry sprinkles (what) drops of the Dao Classmates Association?" The fat uncle couldn't help but come over to give me some ideological education, but he was interrupted by my wave of his hand.

"Zhilu Dao, the alumni association is also known as the pretending conference, I understand."

I yawned, took out the cigarette case, and shook it in front of the fat uncle's eyes: "This is enough to pretend to be forced, right?" ”

"Yellow Crane Tower 1916, it's okay." The fat uncle nodded and praised, thought about it, walked into the back room, and took out a stack of money: "Come, you take this money, and put oil and cash on your body to put an egg?" ”

I almost didn't cry.

The money that Uncle Fat took out was all one hundred and one hundred red banknotes, about twenty or thirty thousand, and it was not pretending to be forced when he took it out, it was purely stupid.

Isn't that a clear way of telling people: "Am I a nouveau riche?!" ”

"I have a bank card in my wallet, and more than 5,000 cash, which is enough." I politely declined, and then went out with lightning speed, for fear that the fat uncle would chase me out and stuff the money for me.

People are cheap, when you have money, you are afraid of people stuffing money, and when you don't have money, you are afraid that you don't have money in your pocket, it's really difficult to be a man

Having said that, we have to say a word in China: surprise.

What is Surprise?

After panicking, he shows joy to see it, which is a surprise.

The second I opened the door, I clearly saw a lewd man in a thin T-shirt flying up at me and kicking me straight at my lower three ways.

The ruthlessness of the moves and the obscenity of the routines can be said to be unprecedented.

This kick is aimed at my life.

"Bang !!"

"Ah!!!h

You must think that I have been recruited, at least 50% of the children will think so, you surnamed Yi have been recruited.

Can I say you're too simple?

The most straightforward and well-founded evidence is here.

If I am tricked, then I will have to laugh at Jiuquan with tears in my eyes, since I am laughing at Jiuquan, can I still sit here and write this story to you?

That muffled sound was the sound of me closing the door, and then a scream, yes

"My !!" Phelps screamed miserably outside the door, which probably made many passers-by look sideways, by the way, don't ask me where his accent is, I have been thinking about it for so many years, but I still don't understand which country's master this Phelps is.

Hearing the screams, I opened the door casually, pretending to be surprised: "Ouch, my mother, isn't this our swimmer Phelps!" ”

"Bastard, Lao Tzu worked hard to come back from out of town to participate in the class reunion, your uncle" This man with a face of "I'm very coquettish" is Phelps.

"Wood, how are you doing all these years?"

The person who said this is a big black man, with dark skin, about 1.9 meters tall, he is the most righteous one in our bedroom, and he is also the big brother of our dormitory, a very real person.

"It's a must, big black!" I laughed.

"Hey!! Grandson!!! ”

I subconsciously kicked at the person who was scolding my grandson, and he nimbly dodged it, smiling cheaply.

This person is Chengzi, a native of the Northeast, every time I watch the Spring Festival Gala, as long as I see Zhao Benshan performing on stage, I will call him to taunt him: "Chengzi, your master is on stage, don't you go up and twist twice?" ”

"I'll just say that the wood is the most insidious, you see, when I first met Phelps, the absolute (foot) was scrapped by the wood, this is really" A polite man with glasses walked over and naturally hugged me: "Brother wood, don't come to harm, right?" ”

"I'll you." I said politely and politely: "You are pretending to be thunderstruck again." ”

This polite person is a family of three, he is the most powerful man in our group, speaking of him, I'm afraid our graduates don't know him.

Three mouths, as the name suggests, when he scolds, he is like having three mouths, the speed of speech is sharp and ancient, and the swear words are endless, beyond the reach of mortals, the most representative is when he scolds.

According to common sense, people who speak very quickly swear swearing, and most people can't understand it, but three scolding people is extraordinary, he speaks fast, but he can ensure that the object of the scolding can really understand, and he can also hear the tone and frustration in the words, and even our guide praised him for having the potential to be a cross talk actor.

Of course, this is only a point of his fame, and the reason why he can make so many people know him is still due to his battle for fame.

You should understand that when you are a student, whether it is high school or college, there will always be times when classmates offend each other.

As far as we are concerned, if we offend the kind of person who will write off a fight, then we have to be lucky, and the most afraid of offending is the villain, especially the undisciplined and crazy villain.

The three of them offended a classmate of our major because they scolded people too hard, and then, the classmate didn't find anyone to do the three, let alone find him to fight alone, as if nothing happened, and let this matter pass.

A week later, the three of them received a package, and we were there at the time, noisily asking him to open the package to satisfy our curiosity.

At the same time as opening the package, the three of them, ah no, all the people present, including passers-by, were all petrified.

"Crazy." I sighed bitterly.

"Lose your conscience." The rest sighed bitterly.

The three of them were silent for a while, and finally couldn't help but roar out in a low voice, and a thousand words merged into a classic national scolding: "I grass!" ”

The contents of the package are inflatable. Doll, huh.

Male version.

We could faintly see the eight-pack abs on the doll's belly.

At that time, we could all guess who did it, and the three of them naturally could, but he didn't make any drastic moves, and after scolding, he took the doll away with a smile, and then went to the supermarket on the next street to buy a box to avoid. Pregnancy condom.

"Lao Tzu has to let him Wanju go back." The three of them told us this when they went upstairs to the dormitory, and then he sneaked into the bedroom of the "murderer" alone.

That day, in the dormitory, the man was alone.

We don't know exactly what happened, but the three of them came out in less than three minutes, beckoned to the people inside with a smile, and then pointed to the balcony.

"Three mouths are my uncle!!" The man stood on the balcony with a frightened face and shouted to the people below, for fear that others would not know that he was the grandson of the three.

People don't want to be invincible in the world, these words are the motto of the three people, according to him, he did three things when he entered the dormitory.

The first thing to do, take off your pants and be naked. (Including briefs are off)

The second thing is to unwrap the set.

The third thing is to say to the man, "You are the first to know that I like men, so I have decided to let you Wanju go back, lest you keep sending those things to seduce me." ”

At that time, the murderer was scared and cried, covering his buttocks and almost not calling for help.

To sum up, the three of them are the most obscene, undisciplined, and ruthless people in our group, and there is no one.

Of course, he also has weaknesses, and his weaknesses are the bosses we are willing to recognize, Da Hei.

Every time he made a mistake or came to harass us, Da Hei would stand up (quite a verb) and help us clean up.

God knows what the three mouths of Lu Dao were frightened into, and saw a strong man of 1.9 meters bare-chested and marching towards him, although he was still some distance away from himself, but that sense of oppression

"I feel like my hemorrhoids have been cured for years." Once the three of them said so frightened.

In fact, Zhou Yan and I both understand that Da Hei is the smartest one in our group, and he understands a truth.

"Man, the greatest enemy is oneself." Da Hei taught us this when he was drinking, and he also gave an example: "Look, three mouthfuls are obscene, right? If you want to scare him, if you want to convince him, you have to be more obscene than him! ”

Thinking back to the past, I couldn't help but smile more, and I reached into my pocket to take out the cigarettes and give them them, but I hesitated and went back to the house.

Under the strange gaze of the fat uncle, I took a pack of blue and yellow and went out, well, a pack of five cigarettes.

"Let's go, find Grandson Zhou." I lit one myself, threw the cigarette case directly to the three mouths, the three took it with a smile, lit one too, and then threw the cigarette case to others.

After graduation, everyone is not very prosperous, some people have a slightly higher salary, and some people have a lower salary.

Chengzi and the three of them are all mixing well, and their monthly salary is almost six thousand, at that time, this amount is still quite high, Phelps and Da Hei are not very good, I know this, although they didn't say much when they called me to say, but I can feel that they are still quite embarrassed now.

They have a good job and there is room for promotion, but they still have to stay up for a few years, after all, they don't care to go backstage, and they haven't gone to Zhou Yan to do this, let alone find three of them.

Society is like this, if you don't care, after graduating from college, you are dead or alive, resigned to fate.

If you get through it, you will live, if you can't get through it, you will be eternal, and if you are a man, you have to stand up, this is what Da Hei often tells me.

"Let's go, we've got to have a good drink today." I patted Big Black on the shoulder, and he grinned and didn't say anything.

Suddenly, Phelps came over pitifully and pointed to his feet: "Grandson, my absolute (foot) has been abolished by you, and you have to be responsible." ”

"Okay, Sankou, you still have a suit, right?" I said righteously, "You go first, I'll go with Phelps to do something, and come in the evening." ”

"I'm grass! Are you three?! Phelps couldn't help but roar.

"I'm grass! You're only three mouthfuls! "I can't help it, what kind of character is Sankou? If he becomes a soul and goes to someone else's body, I estimate that the person who was put on his body will really be gone.

The three of them were still watching the play with a strange smile, but when they heard this, their faces immediately darkened, as if the sand and stones of society had smoothed his water chestnut, and the years had made his scolding skills vicissitudes.

"You two grandchildren!! Lao Tzu scolded for a long time and didn't hold back the following words, his face was so anxious that his face turned red, and finally his anger overcame reason, and he rushed up to fight one against two.

Then I was beaten up by Phelps and me.

The heads-up skills of the three of them, even Zhou Yan, no, even Zhou Yujia can narrowly defeat him.

"I'm your uncle's" The three of them wanted to cry and stood up without tears, we glanced at each other, stood on the street, and pointed at each other so stupidly and laughed wildly.

It's been a few years, and we're finally meeting again.

Although now the heavens are on different sides, although now

Again, there is always a group of fuck-up people around them, and I had a fight with them today, and suddenly I feel like I'm back in college.

The era of young frivolity and stupidity.

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The fifth volume of Dengxian Chitai has been opened, and it should be two more in the past few days, uh-huh~~

Also, you don't have to pay for the words written on the back of this, the money is paid according to a thousand words and a thousand words, do you think I have a thousand words here?

==As for what to do without additional words, it is related to my obsessive-compulsive disorder, either do it in one section at once, or don't get it, forgive me.