Chapter 27, Doraemon, who likes to be a father
Chapter 27, Doraemon, who likes to be a father
But after the initial outrage, the pale Prime Minister Imkhodeb, who is worthy of being a professional politician who has been up and down all his life, calmed down and thought about it, and guessed what kind of mystery was hidden behind the absurd behavior of the Kabuda Grand Priest at the moment.
- First, these "men of God" possessed a power that no mortal could match, and no one in all of Egypt would dare to oppose them; Secondly, it is true that in the last few months they have not brought any trouble to Egypt, but have generously sent great favors to the Egyptians; In the end, they had already claimed that they were going to leave soon, so they would not really occupy the temple of Amun and turn against them...... The temple of Amun can turn a bad thing into a good thing by spending some money in the last few days and holding a celebration to make these "gods" happy
Well? Piety to God? Generally speaking, the more senior the clergy, the more aware they are of the gods they believe in, or what the clay wood sculpture they worship...... Except for some fools who fool people into fooling themselves in the end, there is basically no high-ranking priest who takes the gods he believes in too seriously......
In short, as soon as such a miraculous move by the Grand Priest of Kabuda came out, not only did Imkhodeb's painstakingly planned plan of "adding a new temple to fight with the temple of Amun" completely come to naught, but also allowed the temple of Amun to successfully take advantage of the situation, greedy for the merits of heaven for himself, and attribute all the kindness of those "gods" to the people, so that the prestige and power of the temple of Amun among the people have further increased...... It's really calculating
The old prime minister who steals chickens and rice is as uncomfortable as eating a worm at this time, and he doesn't know how to tell the grievances in his heart.
Alas, no matter what, this time the contest, let's admit defeat first, anyway, the days ahead will be long
One last glance at the smiling Grand Priest of Kabuda, Imhodeb took a deep breath and finally regained his composure. Then, as if nothing had happened, he announced in a loud voice that the whole city of Thebes would now celebrate the occasion for three days in gratitude to the gods for their great kindness......
No matter how intriguing and dismantling the upper echelons of Egypt were, on the surface, there was still a harmonious atmosphere of celebration in the whole city, and the atmosphere of celebration in the whole city was also very warm. Even the grumpy King Memphis, the current "son of the god Amun", did not raise any objections to his sudden addition of a round "blue-skinned new father", and gave Doraemon a golden crown as a congratulatory gift, which was probably due to the persuasion of Kerrol and Imkhodb.
As a result, the joyful Doraemon became the "roundest and roundest blue sun" for all the Egyptian people......
In addition, the small abacus of the Grand Priest of Kabuda was still a little miscalculated after all: although it was true that Doraemon, the blue-skinned cat, would not stay here for long, it did not prevent Doraemon from issuing some messy "oracles" according to his own preferences before leaving Egypt...... Although it did not touch any practical interests of the clerical group, it was enough to ⊥ them to feel that they were firmly gods-according to the first two "oracles" issued by Doraemon, the cat became the national totem of Egypt, and all the priests and priests who served the god Amun in Egypt, regardless of gender, old and young, were forced to wear fluffy toy cat ears and fake cat paws, and step on cats and dance in front of the idol to hold the festival......
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Temple of Amun, Thebes, Upper Egypt
Seven days later, to celebrate the completion of the stone statue of Doraemon and its move to the Grand Temple, the Temple of Amun in the city of Thebes held a great celebration.
A bright full moon hangs in the deep night sky, casting a cold glow over the vast land. In the moonlight, in the square in front of the temple of Amun, surrounded by high walls and boulder columns, bonfires were blazing, filled with the enticing aroma of barbecued meat, fish and wine, the sound of flutes, harps and tambourines, and the laughter and shouts of men and women.
Fresh bread, stuffed scones, chopped vegetables and a wide variety of fruits, roast chicken, duck and goat, Egyptian beer and more expensive wines, are piled up in front of a rattling campfire......
The square, illuminated by the light of the fire and the moonlight, had already gathered in a dense crowd, with women shaking bells and men beating tambourines and sitting on the ground together, hugging each other, laughing, flirting, and hooking up. In accordance with the latest "oracle" issued by the Temple of Amun, the girls danced a somewhat clumsily meow dance to worship the gods in the firelight, and from time to time they stumbled and fell to the ground, making the whole scene extremely joyful.
It wasn't until the costumed Nile daughter, or Princess Carol, came in a luxurious sedan chair to congratulate Doraemon, the "new god of Amun", to the sound of rumbling war drums, that everyone quieted down a little.
Her Royal Highness, the beloved daughter of the Nile, wore a traditional Egyptian costume made of fine white linen, the Nuge White, a shawl made of gold thread in the shape of a bat that hung down to the knees, a long beautiful gold drape falling down, and a lotus-shaped gold crown on it. The silver moonlight shone on her crown and dress, gilding her with a halo, making her look more sacred and noble, and people couldn't help but want to bow down. And several modern traversers carrying baskets behind her, and countless Doraemon plastic pendants wantonly thrown to everyone, aroused the people's scramble and cheers.
Because it was a public occasion, Carol, who had always been a cheerful American girl, was also very solemn at this time, just holding a loudspeaker and reciting a hymn in praise of the god Amun, and bent down on the seat next to Doraemon, ready to enjoy the feast. As for the Egyptian king Memphis, who just learned that he had a "new father...... Well, he was able to control his temper, and it would be nice if he didn't come to smash the field
――Although Doraemon is blushing with happiness right now, I'm afraid I don't know the hilarious fact that I just had the misfortune to "like to be a father...... Having said that, according to this logical reasoning, wouldn't this Kim's Princess Carol still have to shout "father-in-law" to Doraemon?
Anyway, with the arrival of the Nile Daughter, a joyous feast was officially announced, and all kinds of fine wine and food were laid out like water. Every citizen of Thebes, who enjoyed the free hospitality of the Temple of Amun, seized this rare opportunity to become a big stomach and eat and drink unceremoniously until his face was flushed, spewing with wine, and his mouth was full of oil. Some of these energetic guys competed in wrist wrestling and wrestling amid cheers and drumming. And some anxious people began to snap the piston movement in the dark place with the woman they were in good hands......
Under the flickering firelight, Wang Qiu politely refused the invitation of several bold women to "pop papa" - today he didn't bring a condom, and at the same time he took out the "Book of Crossing" and looked at another score that appeared on it: "...... Make Doraemon the god Amun of Ancient Egypt and earn 1o6 bonus points. ”
So far, the total points they have obtained in the plot space of "Daughter of the Nile" have reached 496o points, and they are only one step away from the "end of the game" - although the mysterious protagonist, Mr. Zhang Daniu, is still missing and missing.
Wang Qiu casually rewarded a black child next to him with a chocolate chip cake, and watched him leave happily, and sighed in deep distress - for some reason, he always had a vague premonition that Mr. Zhang Daniu was now in the city, and even by his side.
But the paradox is that no matter how hard they try and rack their brains, they can't find a trace of this person.
On the other hand, while Doraemon was enjoying the funny dance of the cat-eared girls and thinking about how to teach the art of making zuò gongyaki and make it a sacrament, the "backyard" of the distant Cyrenaica colony was about to burst into flames......
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To the south of Cyrenaica, the Sahara Desert stretches as far as the eye can see
In the blue sky against the yellow sand, the first rays of the dawn were already shining on the horizon.
As far as the eye can see, the undulating golden sand dunes cover almost the entire field of vision.
The sun seems to be eager to leap out of the horizon, giving light and heat to the earth without hesitation. The sudden huge temperature difference made the hot wind that swept across the desert suddenly become terrible, blowing on a group of dark-skinned desert travelers, making their hooded cloaks make a fluttering sound.
It was a group of dusty travelers, mostly black, some on camels, which carried water and food. The other part of the population can only walk. Although they were very wolfish and haggard, and their lips were cracked, most of them were armed with bronze weapons that were very precious in this era, and several black leaders wore dazzling gold ornaments, showing their extraordinary status.
As the sun grew taller, the wind on the dunes soon became unbearable. The hungry and thirsty travelers had to jump off the camels and lead the camels on their way while bowing their heads to avoid the wind and sand. Soon someone stumbled, stepped into the air, and almost rolled down the steep leeward side of the dune, but fortunately, at the last moment, he was pulled up by a pair of strong arms.
“…… Take a sip my dear brother, hold on a little longer, and you will be able to walk to a place with water at night."
The black collar who rescued his brother handed over his half-deflated sheepskin water bag, and said in a hoarse voice.
After a few moments, the hot wind wrapped in the sand finally subsided, and at the end of the horizon ahead, a faint green faintly appeared...... Just as these tired travelers were about to cheer, the spies who had just turned back from the front brought unexpected news.
“…… What the? There seems to be someone on the hill ahead? Was it a Minavian merchant or an Egyptian who came from the sea? ”
The black collar with a huge gold collar muttered and licked his lips, recalling in his mind what he had seen, a certain Minavian merchant ship stranded on the beach, all kinds of strange goods looted from the cabin at that time, and a group of white-skinned slaves captured at the same time......
“…… Very well, this must be the gods' reward for us, let's go and rest in the oasis ahead, and then go and make money together."
“…… Oh, wealth, this is the reward of the gods for us."
The rest of the negroes also brace their spirits, raise their weapons, and let out a bloodthirsty roar.
-- The first cruel test after the establishment of the Cyrenaica colony is about to come quietly.
And the post-apocalyptic Japanese immigrants in the seaside settlements are still ignorant of this for the time being.
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