My mother said that when I was born, it rained heavily and my pigsty collapsed, and then the heavy rain fell in the sky, my mother was screaming in the house, and my father was chasing the pig in the yard, and he was probably angry, and then he named me [Horse Chasing Pig], saying that it was commemorative.

Later, on the day of my full moon, a fortune teller came, and I had to join in the fun to calculate a hexagram, wanting to ask for a happy money, my father just hugged an eldest son and was happy, and said that he would forget it, so he asked him to give me a batch of eight characters.

After the fortune teller finished the review, he recited four lines of poetry on the spot:

The dog chased the pig with the mouse horse, and the son was robbed in Huadu; Fate is more than five passes, and the weak crown is dying every year.

My dad didn't understand, so the fortune teller explained that your doll was destined to commit five ways and eight characters, and was born with three disasters and three calamities, according to my estimates, at most to twenty years old, and will die in the land of fireworks, when you meet a woman who can't touch the ground, your child's life will be explained.

My dad was frightened when he heard this, so he asked him if he had any way to crack it, and the fortune teller recited four more verses of the poem:

The blind man lit the lamp in vain, took off his pants and farted to go up to the thatched building; The lame race is blind JB, and he is destined to break a ball?

After reading the poem and telling the fortune, he spread his hands and said, this is a catastrophe in fate, and no one can get over it.

After the fortune teller finished speaking, our whole family was anxious, what nonsense are you talking about?

My dad was so angry that he directly slammed the door and beckoned my group of uncles and uncles to beat the fortune teller with a fat meal.

Later, the fortune teller rarely appeared in my area, because as soon as he showed up, someone pointed at him and said, "Look, let people shoot that kid."

As for whether what he said back then was true or false, no one knew whether it was true or not, and no one believed his nonsense, but one thing made him right, after graduating from high school, I worked as a security guard at a night club in a college town in the city, and the name of the night club was Huadu, and I just passed my twentieth birthday in the seventh month of the solar calendar.

The owner of the night club was a neighbor when I was a child, known as the third brother, and when I first went to join him, he asked me: Brother, I have a lot of work here, do you want to earn more or less?

Earn less. I didn't even think about it before I answered.

I know what kind of work he does in this kind of place, and I don't dare to do it if I earn a lot, my butt hurts.

So the third brother arranged a night house security job for me, and let me do it first.

Internal security is the security of the venue, which is different from the external security, which is mainly responsible for vehicle management and external patrols, and the internal security is responsible for the security of the venue.

Relatively speaking, the salary of the internal security is several times higher than that of the external security, but the requirements are also high, because there are often drinking and making trouble in this kind of place, so the internal security must be clever and skillful, and it must be able to bluff people, so the general night club is invited to mix with the society to do, commonly known as the watcher.

Later, the third brother told me that my internal security was given for nothing, and I usually just wandered around the field, and if something really happened, I would hide behind and let other spectators deal with it, so as not to hurt me.

I knew that the third brother was deliberately taking care of me, so I always felt a little embarrassed, and I wanted to help him but didn't have a chance, until the day of the Chinese Valentine's Day, my opportunity finally came

On the night of the Chinese Valentine's Day, our store held a single dog carnival party, to put it bluntly, the single men and women who often come together for a party, drink high, look at the right eye directly and take it away, and go out a corner and some are hotels.

The party lasted until half past three in the evening, and when I went to the toilet to pee, I vaguely heard a cry from the depths of the toilet, and for a moment my whole body was numb, and I said that the toilet was dirty, and I couldn't touch it, right?

I was a bold man since I was a child, so I followed the crying inside, and when I reached the door of the innermost compartment, the crying became clearer.

I looked in along the crack in the door, and I saw a person squatting on the toilet, covering his face with his hands, and his body trembling from time to time.

I was also stunned, I didn't think about it, I pulled the door open and kicked in, this kick was kicking the kid's shoulder, the kid's body shook and sat into the squatting pit, and then he took his hand away and I saw that it was Xiao Chen, the cashier of our store.

I was stunned for a moment, and quickly asked him, Xiao Chen, what the are you doing?

I'm!

Xiao Chen's words almost squeezed out from between his teeth, glared at me and said: I was just about to pull it out, and I sat in again!

I was a little embarrassed to give someone a kick for no reason, so I smiled and said: Pull it, pull it, what do you say you are crying about? I'm peeing outside, you're crying inside, and I don't know what I thought I had done to you

you! Just let the third brother slap his mouth, you kicked me again, what happened to me today?

Xiao Chen wiped a handful of tears as he spoke, choking even more.

I took a closer look, the kid's left cheek was swollen and tall, and the big handprints were clearly visible, so I asked him, why did the third brother beat you?

As soon as the grievances came up, Xiao Chen said that he had collected fake money again

In recent days, our store has received counterfeit money every day, so the third brother scolded Xiao Chen every day for whether he was blind, but after the party today, as soon as the accounts were cleared, there were seven or eight hundred yuan more fake money, and the third brother was on fire at that time, and he slapped Xiao Chen as soon as his temper came up, and insisted that Xiao Chen was colluding with outsiders to make money in the store.

In fact, it's really not to blame the third brother for thinking about this, Xiao Chen has been working in the store for more than a year, and he handles countless amounts of money every day, and it is understandable that he occasionally makes mistakes and collects fake money, but he collects hundreds and hundreds every day for several days in a row, which is a bit too much to say.

Xiao Chase, do you doubt me too?

Seeing that I didn't speak, Xiao Chen wiped his tears and said: I am an honest person, you know, I have been in the store for so long, do you think I can pit the third brother? Ever since the first day I received the counterfeit money, I wanted to keep my eyes peeled out every night when I collected the money, but I really didn't know where the counterfeit money came from

Seeing that he was about to cry again, I hurriedly persuaded him to say, brother, don't cry first, I'll help you plead with the third brother.

After I finished speaking, I walked out of the toilet quickly, and when I returned to the hall, I saw that the third brother was sitting in front of the bar and sharpening his knife.

I walked over and asked with a hippie smile, third brother, what's the matter?

The third brother didn't even look at me with a cigarette in his mouth, and said: Sharpen the knife, Xiao Chen is a widow, and the widow chopped his little chicken shell.

As soon as I heard that the third brother was joking, he was still outnumbered.

Although he has a violent temper, he is more shrewd than anyone else, and he must know that Xiao Chen doesn't have the courage to collude with outsiders to cheat him for money, so I smiled again and said: Third brother, Xiao Chen is crying in the toilet, or you will forgive him again, I think it is too realistic to make fake money, and he didn't pay attention

Realistic? I have to add a stupid word.

Realistic silly?

What a stupid -! Is he blind?

The third brother slapped the table, grabbed a handful of money from the bar and threw it at me, and the money flew everywhere.

I picked up two and looked at them, and I was stunned.

He threw more than 20 red tickets, at first glance the size and color are similar to the 100 yuan bills, but if you look closely, it is not right, those coins are not printed on Grandpa Mao, Zhang Zhang is the Jade Emperor, and they are all some dead money burned to the dead.

What's wrong with Xiao Chen being really blind? How can you even collect this kind of money?

At this time, the third brother said again: Do you say that Xiao Chen is too bullying? I also thought about it, starting today, he will collect another piece of this kind of money, and I will chop off one of his fingers, haven't you seen that my knives are sharpened?

As soon as I heard it, I hurriedly played a round and said: Third brother, you first dissipate your anger, if this kind of thing happens in the store, we are also responsible as security guards, or you give me two days for me to investigate?

I asked Lao Ding to check it a long time ago, no, I didn't find out the fart, I saw a girl at the party at night, and I took it out to fool around!

The third brother of Lao Ding was even more angry.

Lao Ding is the head of the security guard of our store, and he is also the No. 1 ruthless character outside, with three dragons tattooed on his back, one in the middle of which is flying upwards, and the two next to him are lying in a group, implying that I am the only one, and the left and right are called ministers, but it may be a little indecent to look at it from a distance, and it looks like something (oIo).

The third brother sighed, and complained: You say that I am such a big store, who are you invited? Especially Lao Ding, this kid will die on a woman sooner or later! As for the girl he took out tonight, it's not a good thing at first glance, even if she wears a showy show, she always walks on tiptoe, and her heels don't touch the ground, what a X!

As soon as the third brother said this, my head buzzed, and I suddenly remembered what the fortune teller said back then