Chapter 39: The Third Night: The Sound of the Serpent
When I heard the snake speak, I was stunned for a moment, and then I was stunned, and I could hardly believe my ears, and I was stunned.
How is this possible?
I have been prepared for the evil xìng of the cockscomb snake for a long time, but no matter how smart they are, they can't speak human words, and the words just now are extremely clear, and I definitely can't hear them wrong.
I immediately felt that I must have had auditory hallucinations, which was absolutely impossible, apparently my nerves were too tense and confused, so I gritted my teeth and continued to dive.
The snake looked at me condescendingly, watched me sink down, suddenly twisted its neck, as if looking at me, and then leaned down and hung in front of me, the cockscomb shook, and let out another sound: "Little third master?" ”
This time it's clearer, and the action is too much like a person talking to me, my cold sweat keeps coming out, I don't dare to move, my heart said damn it, this time I really ran into a snake jīng, it's really a snake talking!
My mind was almost completely confused, and countless thoughts came flooding up in a second, is this a divine snake? After passing the sixth level of human language, the snake who graduated from graduate school? Is this cockscomb snake really a human being, or is this simply a thinking snake?
At that moment, I suddenly remembered that we were now in the sphere of influence of the Queen Mother of the West, and that in ancient times this was a fairyland...... It's not unusual for snakes to speak.
The snake looked at the change in my expression, and was probably very interested, turned his head again, shook the cockscomb, and said, "Little Third Master?" ”
This time I was mentally prepared, so I heard it more clearly than the first two sounds, and when I heard it, I suddenly realized that something was wrong, hey, why does this snake speak with a Changsha accent?
Could it be that this is a cockscomb snake from Changsha, whose ancestral home is Changsha, who came to the Western Queen Mother Country to support the construction of the western region?
At that moment, a very outrageous thought flashed through my mind, and I suddenly wanted to ask it: "Are you sent by Hunan Satellite TV?" But then a flash of inspiration flashed in my head, and a cold sweat came down, and I gradually realized what was going on.
If this snake really has a superior spirit, then it should also speak the language of the Western Queen Mother at that time, but this snake now speaks Mandarin, and it has a Changsha accent, which is obviously too unusual, Mandarin was only promoted in the 50s, and the Mandarin of Changsha flavor was used by people born in the 70s, which is completely modern, even if this snake has superhuman wisdom, he should not say this accent.
If it is not "talking", then it must be "learning to speak", this snake is actually the same as a parrot, learning to speak!
I immediately calmed down, this must be the case, imagine the voices I heard all the way, just calling "Little Third Master?" There is no second sentence, and even the tone is the same, obviously this is not a conscious act. The Mandarin with this Changsha accent is Panzi's accent, and Panzi likes to call me "Little Third Master" and "Little Third Master", these three words he repeats the most, this snake must have been following us, so I learned it.
However, the parrot learns to speak is human training, and it is very strange for this snake to learn to speak, which is obviously not just fun, and it must learn this voice for a reason.
When I thought of this, I broke out in a cold sweat, and I thought of the rattlesnake, which attracts prey by mimicking the sound of the flow of water, and this snake speaks, is it the same purpose?
Thinking about the dog, Lao Tzu didn't attract it, damn it, this time he actually fell for the snake, it's really embarrassing to throw it home.
The snake looked at me, the blood-red triangular head was almost a slap away from my nose, I could almost smell a spicy fishy smell on it, these thoughts flashed through my mind, I couldn't think anymore, my heart said no matter what, there was still a poisonous snake in front of me.
I leaned back slowly, trying to stay as far away as I could, at least enough to have a chance to dodge its attacks, and then find a way to dive into the water.
However, after a slight movement, the snake came closer again, staring at my eyes as if it knew my intentions, and when I retreated a few times, it came a little closer, and did not attack me, but kept a slap away from me, and the low head of the snake made me stiff, and did not dare to make any big movements.
I felt very strange, it seemed to just want to control me, but this behavior itself is very strange, because the snake is a reptile, all its behavior should be conditional, it doesn't make any sense to do it, what does it want to do?
Just when I was wondering and couldn't do anything, suddenly I felt something hit my ankle, as if something had dived from the bottom of the water.