【Chapter 76 of the First Handful】Chen is blind
This woman's scream is so piercing that it's almost like screaming in your ear, as sharp as if you're scraping your eardrums with a knife! The sea because his body was barely squeezed into the cabinet, so he couldn't free his hand to plug his ears at all, he kept mouthing at Zulong, signaling Zulong to borrow a finger from him, but Zulong blocked his ears and eyes with both hands, and said to the sea silently with a wicked smile: "Yes!" ”
Fortunately, the shrill cry only lasted for a few seconds, and then everything returned to calm, but the eardrums of the sea remained in a continuous echo, and they were a little unable to react for a while. He opened his mouth and stared at his eyes, and moved his jaw repeatedly, as if it was not his ears that were hurting, but the big jaw that was about to be torn off by himself.
"Great, master, what's going on?" Apparently the middle-aged woman was also shocked, but she may have covered her ears, and it seems that the reaction is not as severe as that of the sea.
The master first let out a long breath, and then made up his mind before saying: "The old man has detained this woman's soul into this humanoid Dao talisman, and after midnight tonight, when Yin Cha comes to lock the soul and hook the soul, seeing this humanoid Dao talisman will naturally take this woman's soul into the underworld, and then all the so-called strange things in your mouth will disappear."
"Master, what did you say? How do you open your mouth and not speak? The middle-aged woman was obviously shocked by the scream just now, and now her hearing is temporarily impaired.
"The old man has already detained the woman's soul!" The master raised his voice and shouted.
"Now no one lives here! It's all scared away! The middle-aged woman's voice was affirmative, but the cow's lips replied to the horse's mouth.
"I said!" The master paused, and then then shouted, "It's over, let's go!" ”
"Oh! Done? Caught it? "This middle-aged woman is quite axial.
"Let's get out of the way first, and we'll talk about it later!" The master obviously couldn't stand shouting and talking like this, and his voice was a little hoarse. Then I heard the master lead out of the room, followed by the footsteps of the middle-aged woman, and then the door of the bedroom clicked shut.
The two of them waited for a while, pinching the time and feeling that the two of them should be almost gone, and the sea kicked open the cabinet door with a dog, but it stopped after shaking it from side to side a few times, and looked at Zu Long with an embarrassed look on his tongue and smiled: "Big brother, do me a favor, your brother Hai is stuck!" ”
Zu Long made an oh expression, then nodded. Then put both sides of the cabinet with both hands, and then raised his left leg to hit the chest of the sea, and kicked the sea out of the air!
The sea squatted on the ground with an ass, and then hit the corner of the table opposite, and then stared at Zulong and scolded: "I'll fucking let you help." You're going to fuck you dead? ”
Zu Long limped out of the cabinet and said, "The effect is the same, and this trick is fast"
"Fucking fuck off! The surname is Zu. You wait. Don't let me get a chance, or I'll have to stumble on you!" After the sea finished speaking, he rubbed his buttocks and stood up, and according to the posture of Zu Long, he was so frightened that Zu Long shrank his neck, and before the sea could fall this hand, he heard Zu Long suddenly sigh. Then he stared at the ground in front of him with stunned eyes.
When the sea saw that Zu Long's expression was so exaggerated, his attention was inevitably attracted to the past, and Zu Long took the opportunity to jump to the side with one leg and dodged the attack range of the sea. But the sea didn't pay attention to the ancestral dragon at all, because the thing that made the ancestral dragon make a questioning voice also made him scratch his head at the moment!
In the middle of the bedroom, what originally came to the minds of the two people should be a paper human-shaped talisman, the size of a palm is amazing, but what surprised them was that this was not a Dao talisman in the ordinary sense at all, but a one-person-tall paper talisman! It's the kind that burns the dead!
This paper figure stands upright on the ground, one person tall, two red faces are painted on the white miserable paper face, the hair painted with ink makes this bald head look indescribably weird, red shirt and green pants, black head cloth shoes, I feel oozing when I look at it in broad daylight, especially the eyes are black, no matter from which angle I look at it, I feel that it is looking at you!
"Your mother! It scared me, this daylight is tinkering with such a thing, if the fuck came to see it last night, I wouldn't have to go to the toilet, and I persuaded his grandmother to pee his pants! The sea swallowed and said.
Zu Long limped forward a few steps, and then stabbed the paper figure with his finger: "What kind of master is this, it's a charlatan."
The sea quietly walked to the door, and then stretched out his tongue and carefully opened the door, for fear of making a little noise, and when he confirmed that there was no one else in the corridor, he turned around and said to Zu Long: "Let's withdraw too, this thing looks very evil, let's not invite anything."
Zu Long rummaged through the boxes and cabinets and found thirty-eight yuan from the corners of the bedroom, and then limped towards the sea to make a retreat gesture, and when he went out of the door, the sea also smiled with the administrator aunt, the administrator aunt saw that they were also considered to be born and cooked twice, and also smiled and said hello, until the two of them left for half a day, the administrator and aunt did not react, this is the women's dormitory!
Zu Long and Dahai walked around the street for a long time, and then they found a small noodle restaurant that didn't look very hygienic, weighed the thirty-eight yuan, and walked in. When the sea looked at the price list posted on the wall, his heart was tight, and a bowl of clear soup ramen for thirteen yuan could only be eaten after weighing it.
So the two asked for two bowls of ramen, and then the sea looked at the small mixed vegetables on the top of the counter, swallowed his saliva and didn't speak, but asked the boss to bring a few more heads of garlic, and waited for the noodles to be served while shaving the garlic.
Zu Long put his head on the table with chopsticks in his mouth, looking at the old-fashioned electric fan opposite in a daze, but after a while, he lifted his head up as if it had been electrified, because a person walked in from the door!
"Shopkeeper, give the old man a bowl of spicy noodles and put more spicy seeds!"
The man who spoke was a little old man about sixty years old, with half-white and non-black hair casually pulled together, looking messy. He is small and thin, the skin on his face is dry and rough due to lack of moisture, and the corners of his eyes are pulled downward, which looks a bit like triangular eyes, which is probably not like this when he was young.
The most striking thing about this little old man is the two pairs of attractive ears, the big ones are amazing, not to mention, fat and thick, in the words of the sea later. This pair of ears is taken off and used as a hidden weapon to smash people, which is definitely more lethal than Zulong's flying knife.
On this hot day, even if he didn't move, he was sweating, but the old man was wearing a black cotton short-sleeved shirt, revealing his thin arms and dry palms, a pair of black cloth pants on his lower body, and a pair of old shoes under his feet. When he looked around, the light in his eyes flashed, and he looked in good spirits.
The sea took half a bite of garlic with a click, and while chewing on it, he raised his eyebrows at Zu Long, indicating that Zu Long was not the master just now. Zu Long moved his mouth and said silently: "Wait a little longer"
It didn't take long. The soup noodles of the two of them were on the table, and as soon as they saw the food, they forgot about the little old man in the clouds. Two loud sucking sounds filled the entire noodle shop. Even the ramen chef opened the curtain and looked out, and the sound of these two people eating noodles was definitely the greatest recognition of the ramen chef.
When he didn't even have soup left in a bowl of noodles, he wiped out two heads of garlic plus half a pot of aged vinegar and a small half box of chili oil.
After the sea burped loudly, he broke the disposable chopsticks and picked his teeth, and then asked Zu Long with a smile: "Zu Shao, how does it compare with your Lanzhou ramen?" ”
Zulong snorted and dried the noodle soup in the bowl. Then he couldn't get enough of it: "When you are hungry, eating chaff is as sweet as honey, and eating honey is not sweet when you are full." In the state of my stomach now, Huoxiang Zhengqi Water can drink the taste of Pu'er, how can I put down the chopsticks and say that it is not good?
But seriously. If this noodle is compared to our authentic Lanzhou ramen, it is really not a thing on the table. When Wen'er went to my place that year, the first bowl of belly went to the back kitchen with an empty bowl, waiting for the master's ramen, and then looking at the next pot, eager to fish it out before it was cooked. ”
But when it comes to this ancestral dragon, it stagnates, and the sea also looks at the residue of the ingredients at the bottom of the bowl without saying a word, because the name Rowan is now the knot in the hearts of these two people. But at this moment, the thin old man suddenly shouted: "Shopkeeper, the old man has finished eating, hang the account!" Then he wiped his mouth and didn't look back except for the store.
The boss smiled and came out of the counter to clean up the little old man's dishes and chopsticks, and Zu Long hurriedly accosted: "Boss, can you still hang the account?" ”
The boss smiled and replied in non-standard Mandarin: "The boss tells jokes, where can we still hang accounts in small trades, only masters can do it!" ”
When the two of them heard this, this little old man was really the master just now, so Zu Long then asked, "What kind of master is he?" ”
The boss looked at a large number of Zulong and the two: "Outsiders, right?" Do business or do you want to play here? ”
The sea was just about to open his mouth, Zu Long hurriedly kicked the sea under the table, and then said, "Run a long distance and drive a big car."
"Oh!" The boss said: "Then don't talk nonsense, the master is very powerful, I advise you to go to the master to ask for a peace charm, very spiritual!" Let you go in and out safely! ”
"Pull it down! If you have that spare time, it's better to find a temple to burn some incense, what master can be better than a bodhisattva! The sea smiled with half disposable chopsticks in his mouth.
But the boss's face suddenly fell: "Let me tell the two of you, the master's mana is very high, people like you who have never seen the master's ability should not talk nonsense, be careful of retribution!" ”
Before the boss finished speaking, he suddenly found a small reading amplifier next to the little old man sitting on a stool, and then looked at the door, and knew that it must have been the master who fell without asking.
Zu Long stretched out his hand to stop the boss who was just about to go out to chase the old man, and then said: "Since the boss said this master so godly, we really seem to ask for a peace charm, you can also help, why don't we help the boss return this thing, and leave this favor to us!" ”
The boss looked at Zu Long, and then smiled contemptuously: "If you don't believe it, if you don't believe it, you have to take a look, it's okay, let you see the master's skills."
Zu Long took the megaphone, and then asked the boss with a smile: "I don't know what this master is called, where should we find it?" ”
The boss stretched out his hand and pointed out the door: "Out of my shop, walk three hundred meters to the east, and see a large area of very old buildings, as long as you meet someone and inquire about it, you can tell you."
"Then this master's surname?" Zu Long asked again.
The boss smiled proudly, looked at Zu Long with an expression of looking at the turtle, and then said word by word: The master's name is Chen Blind! (To be continued......)