Chapter 52 of Xiangchu's Horror Alternate Plan
Sima Qinglian glanced at me and said, "What's the surprise?" Shocking. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
I said, "Qinglian, do you remember, Ji Fangfang's subordinate named Biaozi seems to have given me a call, let's call someone and ask them to deliver things to the designated location." ”
The fat man said, "yes, I didn't think of it. ”
I pursed my lips and said, "By the time you think of it, the little flowers have bloomed a few times." ”
The fat man didn't raise the bar with me this time, and said, "Where's the number?" Didn't you keep the number? Take it out. ”
As soon as I touched my pocket, my face changed, and I said, "Oh no, I washed my clothes a few days ago, and I guess I didn't wash them." ”
The fat man scolded and said, "Your kid still sells melons and says that he is extremely smart, what do you say you are calling this?" ”
I said, "I'm not going to deal with this goblin anymore." ”
The fat man said, "Goblin? I think you're still a monster, but the look in your eyes that day was wrong, and it made people drool. ”
I said angrily, "What nonsense are you talking about? Why are you drooling? ”
The fat man raised his eyebrows and said, "Aren't you in a hurry?" Tell you, this is the consequence of offending your master and me. ”
Sima Qinglian frowned and said, "You two living treasures, have you had enough?" People are playing with their lives outside, but it's better for you to play with your mouth here. What about phone numbers? Look for it. ”
I smiled wryly and pulled my hand out of my pocket, pinched a crumpled mass of paper, and said, "The number is here." ”
Sima Qinglian took the paper ball, spread it out lightly, and said: "Fortunately, I can barely see ten digits, but there is a single digit missing, from one to ten, at most ten calls, there is always one right." ”
I took out my phone, pressed the button, and said, "Damn, my phone is out of battery, I didn't bring a charger." ”
Sima Qinglian shook her head, handed over her mobile phone, and said, "You men, you are really rough. ”
I never knew Sima Qinglian's mobile phone number, and I thought she didn't have a mobile phone, this woman has a strong sense of prevention, and she doesn't easily disclose her number to others, and she didn't even tell me. I said, "Your girl's number, it's not appropriate, right?" ”
The fat man took out his phone and said, "Mine is out of battery." Damn, what a broken machine, and say super standby. ”
I said, "If you don't text with others, kiss me and mine, it's strange if you have electricity." I warn you, Guo Shengnan is here, don't eat in the bowl and look at the pot, you won't even know how to die at that time. ”
The fat man discerned and said, "How can I have?" ”
Sima Qinglian made a gesture of contempt and said, "Just use mine, won't it be over if you change the number another day." The military has put this number on file, and I'm planning to use it. ”
I didn't have any ink at the moment, so I dialed the number above. The first time was an empty number, the second time was a man, I just said "May I ask if it's a biaozi", this guy ran the train with his mouth full, and said that you are so special, what kind of biaozi is not biaozi, I am your old man. I yelled at the phone: "Grandson, you wait, look at me at night to be your whole family." The third time it was a woman, and the woman said, "Big brother, you haven't called me for a long time, do you have a crush on other little sisters again?" I'm going to work tonight, if you come over, I'll dive for a big sale, a full set of ice and fire plus poison dragon red rope, and give you a 20% discount to ensure that you want to die and be so happy. ”
The phone was on speakerphone, and a group of people listened and looked at each other. Damn, a full set of ice and fire plus poison dragon red rope, what is this? It's been a long time since I called someone? Fortunately, this is Sima Qinglian's phone, if it was a phone call between me and the fat man, wouldn't it be petrified on the spot and hit the wall?
It wasn't until the seventh time I tried that I finally found the right master. The biao over there said, "You are the heir of the Jiangxi faction?" Now that the whole city is looking for you, do you dare to call me? Where are you now? ”
I said, "Don't care where we are, you send the urn we bought back to Heiyaopo, where it was dug up." ”
Biaozi smiled "hehe" and said, "Why should I send it to you?" ”
I said, "You sold it to me!" If you do this business, you should also pay attention to credibility, right? ”
Biao Zi said: "You just gave a dollar, our boss originally wanted to make friends with you and have one more way to make money." Now you have no place in Xiangchu, and you have no use value, if you want us to deliver the goods, don't stink. ”
Listening to the phone hanging up, I hurriedly said, "Tell your boss to listen to the phone, isn't she reselling cultural relics?" Big deal, we promised her to dig up a few graves. ”
It seemed that he pressed the words and asked for a few words, and said, "The boss is not here." Remember, don't call me again, and if you can get past this pass, call me again. ”
I was anxious, gritted my teeth and said, "Biaozi, if you don't agree to this, it's a big deal that everyone won't have a good life." ”
Biaozi said, "Are you threatening me? ”
I said fiercely: "The barefoot are not afraid of wearing shoes, we are all like this, what can't we do?" In case I go to the public security to turn myself in, not only Zhou Chenglong will be unlucky, but your boss will also get into trouble. Of course, you can find me and kill us. But you can ask Zhou Chenglong to confirm, we have guns in our hands, and we can always pull a few pads when we die. It's not a big deal, and there is no need for an outlaw to say a big thing, you let your boss think about it! ”
There was suddenly no sound over there, and after a while, a bewitching woman's voice came: "Xiao Du? ”
I said, "It's me." ”
They said, "Outlaws? How many of you children dare to call yourself outlaws? ”
I didn't make a sound, and the two sides were at a stalemate. I felt like I was putting my life on the table, whether I was living or dying.
After a while, he sighed lightly and said, "You won." It's just that I have one request, if you can survive this catastrophe. ”
I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "You say." ”
"Help me pour a grave, I provide the address. Also, don't tell Zhou Chenglong that you have found me. ”
I got excited and said, "Okay." ”
After hanging up the phone, I was still immersed in the dizziness of the successful negotiations. Sima Qinglian said coldly: "Du Feng, how do you know that she won't let Zhou Chenglong go to the black-waisted tomb to ambush?" When the time comes, you will be stupid, and you won't know that you have fallen into other people's traps. ”
I thought about it for a moment and said, "Take a gamble, I bet that this woman is greedy for money and has plans to take advantage of us." It's a big deal to let Ergou go alone at night, and run away if something is wrong. ”
Sima Qinglian nodded and said, "Then you still don't call them back?" There is no need to venture to the Xiangjiang Club again. ”
I patted my head and said, "yes, how did I forget about this?" ”