Chapter 329: Donor, You Can't Mess Around!
"Amitabha Buddha ~ Donor, this temple does not accept female guests."
An old monk, dressed in an earthy yellow monk's robe, had no grass on his bare head, and the folds on his face were like undulating hills, making a serious expression, looking like a bitter and hateful look.
"Master, is it really not good? We'll just go in and take a walk, and we won't disturb your cultivation. Lin Han stepped forward, and the hand behind his back secretly stuffed the ingot of gold over.
The old monk squinted at him, shook his head and took a step back.
"Amitabha Buddha ~ Donor, it's not a matter of money."
"This is incense money for the temple!"
"This temple really can't receive female guests, donor, please go back!"
"Be accommodating!"
"Amitabha~!"
As he spoke, the old monk turned around and returned to the temple, putting his hands on the temple door.
"Donor, please go back!"
'Squeak~! ’
The temple gate is closed.
"Deflated, huh?" Dongfang Undefeated behind him clasped his hands to his chest with interest, watching this scene.
Lin Han turned around and shrugged his shoulders at the three of them, then raised his leg and kicked heavily on the temple door, and the two closed temple doors were kicked open by him with a bang.
"Donor!" In the temple, the old monk had just taken a few steps back when he heard movement behind him, and when he looked back, his face suddenly showed a warm and angry expression.
"You stinky monk, why can't you make sense of it, you just came in for a walk, visited, Buddhism has clouds, all four are empty, all beings are equal, how can you discriminate against women?" Lin Han couldn't help but take the three daughters into the Tianlong Temple. The old monk's face turned blue for a while.
"Donor, please be cautious in your words and deeds, if you leave now, the poor monk will treat it as if nothing has happened." At this moment when the old monk was talking, a large number of monks had rushed out of the temple.
It's a lot, but it's actually only one or twenty.
"What, do you want more people to bully less?" Lin Han stepped in front of him, stretched out his hand and pointed at those monks and said, "How did the Buddha teach you?" Did it teach you that there are more people and fewer people are bullied? First discriminated against women, and now they don't learn to prepare for group fights,? ”
This group of monks who rushed out when they heard the news were staring at each other for a while. Look at me, I'll look at you. I don't even know how to proceed.
"Amitabha~!"
At this time, an older monk came out, along with three monks who were a little younger, but at first glance, they were also in their fifties.
The old monk who had rejected Lin Han before greeted him. After shouting the Buddha's name, he whispered what happened to the old monk. The old monk nodded slightly. The monk stepped aside.
Obviously, this later and older monks had a higher status.
"Donor, the ...... of this temple"
"Needless to say. I know what you want to say, it's nothing more than that you Tianlong Temple doesn't allow female guests to visit, right? I said that you shout all day long that all beings are equal, all beings are equal, but you have never done it, such a serious act of discrimination against women has become a matter of course for you, old monk, you must explain it to me today, otherwise we will not leave today! ”
In the face of Lin Han's rogue and splashy behavior, the old monk is also a big one, what should I say?
Say they don't discriminate against women?
So why don't you let the women visit? Isn't this discrimination against women?
People's men's toilets are not posted to prohibit women from entering, if there are women willing to enter, but no one will stop them, your monk temple feelings are more than the men's toilet**? Could it be that you are all walking around without clothes and pants inside?
The old monk pondered for a long time, and finally could only reply, 'This is the rule of this temple'.
"Provisions? Then change it, why keep the bad rules? When ornamental? Lin Han pointed and said: "This rule, if it is not good, it must be changed, don't you yourself often say that 'knowing mistakes can be changed, and good is great'?" ”
"This ...... This is the rule set by the patriarch. "The old monk is embarrassed.
"Broken out of the new, don't you understand?" Lin Han said, "The good things of the older generation naturally have to be kept, but if we don't distinguish between good and bad, wouldn't we be fools?" ”
"But I have a cloud......
"The Buddha and his old man personally told you, can't you enter the female guests in Tianlong Temple?"
“……”
"Look, no! People in the West Heaven Da Lei Yin Temple are not allowed women to enter, if one day the Queen Mother comes interested in wanting to go shopping, people such as the Buddha also have to sweep the couch welcome, how can there be such as you, you are not creating a contradiction between the East and the West? ”
"This ......"
"Okay, don't talk nonsense, just give a word of accuracy, give it a visit or not!"
"This ...... Okay, but you can only visit the periphery, and you really can't enter the inner courtyard. ”
"Don't worry, even if you want them in, I'm afraid of staining their eyes!"
“……”
In the end, Lin Han successfully persuaded the old monk and agreed to let them visit Tianlong Temple. Of course, it is only the outer courtyard of the temple, and it is impossible for them to enter the inner courtyard.
Visited in the morning, at noon in the mountain behind the Tianlong Temple to play a few game to satisfy hunger, by the way lured a few little monks to taste the taste of game, in the afternoon Lin Han they said that they stayed until the evening, and then left the Tianlong Temple.
It's a pity that this day Kumachi did not come.
At night, the four of them still went back to their small house to rest, this time with the lesson of the last time, Lin Han asked Yilin and Shuang'er to change positions, and Dongfang Undefeated slept next to Shuang'er, so it was much more reassuring.
But wake up the next morning......
"You did it on purpose, didn't you?" Dongfang Undefeated stared at Lin Han with murderous eyes in his eyes.
The two faces that were close at hand were almost close together, and Lin Han's breathing was several times heavier.
He really didn't mean it, he didn't dare to take advantage of the undefeated East with ten guts! Well...... At least not for now.
But this kind of thing happened again, this time it was Shuang'er, she didn't learn who was good, but she learned Yilin, Lin Han didn't know who to cry with.
"I said it wasn't on purpose, do you believe it?" Lin Han opened his mouth and said.
"What do you say?" Dongfang Undefeated has raised one hand.
But at this moment, Yi Lin behind Lin Han woke up, stretched her waist, turned her head to one side, and hit the back of Lin Han's head right on the back of her head. Lin Han subconsciously bowed his head, and the result was ......
"This was an absolute accident!" Ignoring the soft touch on his mouth, Lin Han hurriedly moved away and explained.
"Huh~! Sister, what's wrong with you and Brother Lin? Yi Lin, who had just woken up, turned her head and saw Lin Han and her sister hugging each other like octopuses, and her face was full of incredulity.
"Not what you think!" Dongfang Undefeated's first reaction was to quickly explain, otherwise his sister would have misunderstood.
After all, Lin Han is still her brother-in-law, thinking that it is really impossible for him to really kill him, although this bastard always likes to take advantage of her.
"Eun, I understand." Yilin looked like I understood, and said, "Sister, you said yesterday that Brother Lin is very dishonest when he sleeps, but sister, you are not honest either." ”
Looking in the direction of Yi Lin's finger, Dongfang Undefeated immediately turned red.
It turned out that her two legs were wrapped around Lin Han's waist, which ...... This shouldn't have been done by Lin Han, right? Could it be that she is not honest when she sleeps by herself?
When she looked up, she saw Lin Han looking at her like this, which made her even more embarrassed.
"Hmph~!" With a cold snort, Dongfang Undefeated hurriedly got out of bed, and if she stayed any longer, she felt that she would definitely go crazy.
"Sister, where are you going?" Yi Lin shouted.
"I'll go out and breathe." Dongfang opened the door and walked out without looking back.
"Oh~!" Yi Lin sighed, then looked back at Lin Han and asked, "Sister, what's wrong?" Did I her off? ”
"No, it's too stuffy in the room, she just goes out to breathe." Lin Han said and hugged Yilin in his arms, stretched out his right hand and pulled her neckline, and said, "You see that you are all dressed so tightly, no wonder you are depressed, change into those pajamas tonight, right?" ”
"Don't!" Yi Lin immediately blushed when she thought of those almost transparent clothes, and hurriedly refused.
"Really?" Lin Han said as he slipped a hand along the neckline of her dress.
"No...... Don't~"
Yi Lin's whole body curled up, wanting to pull Lin Han's troubled hand out, but she couldn't do it.
At this time, Shuang'er, who was sleeping in another area, had already woken up, but she didn't dare to show it.
"Brother Lin is so bad, why didn't you see it before?" Shuang'er thought to herself.
After tossing for a long time, just as Lin Han was panting and planning to make further moves, the door was pushed open, and Dongfang Undefeated walked in from outside.
As soon as she came in, she saw the scene on the bed, and her originally serious expression immediately collapsed.
"You...... What do you do? ”
Her voice woke Lin Han up.
Looking down, most of Yilin's clothes were torn off by herself, and large swaths of snow-white skin were exposed to the air.
Lin Han himself was also slightly stunned, not quite understanding how he could be so impulsive.
After being stunned, he reacted, quickly pulled Yilin's clothes on, and then sat up.
"Well, it's time to get up." He said something awkwardly, then climbed out of bed first.
At this time, he saw that Shuang'er, who seemed to be still asleep, suddenly got out of bed faster than anyone else, and Lin Han was shocked to realize that this little girl had already woken up.
"You two get dressed and go out first, I have something to say to him." Dongfang Undefeated said to the two.
Yilin and Shuang'er nodded, and after scrambling to get dressed, they ran out as if they were running away.
"Well, what do you want to say?" Lin Han walked to the edge of the sofa and sat down a little embarrassed, thinking in his heart what Dongfang Undefeated wanted to say, should he want to kill him? (To be continued.)