Chapter 42: Doraemon's Plague Inc

All in all, for those church troublemakers who are not self-sufficient, and the unexpected demolition behavior behind the "angels", you can only use a high-end atmosphere, low-key luxury and connotation, gentle and tasteful words to express your feelings: ♂

That's right, this is the word that not only concentrates the essence of a hundred schools, but also collects the aura of the sun and the moon, and also avoids the crab claws of harmony.

- As the saying goes, if you don't die, you won't die, but how can we spare you if you are so determined to jump out and die?

Do you really think that these "angels" are the reincarnation of Jesus, and you hit the left cheek, and you have to send the right cheek up to beat you? If you really have such an idea, why don't you change it and let us beat you up enough? Of course, I'm afraid there is no guarantee that you won't be killed......

Fortunately, it is very difficult to distort one's nature. Although under the long-term persecution of huge usury, the once kind and innocent Doraemon has lost a lot of discipline, and gradually became a little evil and selfish in his thoughts, but he still can't collapse for a while.

Even if he was already angry enough to talk about "Tinker Bell Plague Inc", let those ungrateful bastards who were cured of their illness feel the horror of the Black Death again. But in the end, the contagious virus that Doraemon concocted is actually equivalent to the level of a prank.

- From the next day, an influenza with terrible symptoms on the surface, highly contagious, but not fatal, began to explode in Rome and Avignon, and the patients were successively hyperthermic, dizzy, and, unlike the common flu, there were horrible dark spots under the skin of the patients...... Of course, although it looks like the Black Death, it is still an ordinary flu that can be cured in just a week.

After all, although the lower limit of the traversers is a bit low, no matter which one of them is not a murderous maniac, what is to kill into the Tao is purely brain pumping.

The problem is that the medieval Europeans who were infected with the disease did not know this, and they had just struggled out of the catastrophe of the Black Death, and they had already become frightened birds, and when they saw the black spots on their bodies, they were really horrified, and even frightened to the point of insanity—the cruelest thing in the world is not to put people to death with open fire, but to save people from despair, give him enough light and hope, and then crush all these things. And kick people back into the darkness of despair

At the same time, the awe-inspiring "holy voices" of the "angels" began to echo out of thin air in the sky above these two cities, severely reprimanding the "stupid mortals" for forgetting the pain just after the scars were healed, not only forgetting the mercy and favor of the Lord, but even daring to question the will of God.

In addition, there are countless beautifully crafted leaflets scattered around the streets, the main content of which is a high level of love and responsibility, which focuses on unity and devotion, and justifies the previous imposing of huge sums of money by the angels—first, the goods that every Christian gives to the church are originally offered to God. Since the clergy of the Catholic Church regard themselves as servants of the Lord, they should not steal from their masters, let alone take them for granted, and even bark at them like mad dogs...... Anyone who dares to blaspheme in this way is the most evil heretic

Second, with regard to the inheritance of those who died in the plague, since every Christian is the Lamb of the Lord, then all the wealth of the lost owner should belong to God and should be distributed by God's angels. It is also the minimum trust in God and angels

He then condemned the slackness and laziness of the populace, and reprimanded them for not trying to save themselves, but only to invoke the gods, and to call them as cattle and horses or slaves—the angels sternly warned that such an idea was blasphemy in itself, and that the soul would be punished in hell after death

This proclamation was drafted by Guo Jing, a professor of Marxist philosophy who often needed to write essays, and the great writer Boccaccio revised and polished it to make it more in line with the literary habits of medieval Europe.

“…… How shameful and blasphemous it is that you poor people who lack love in their hearts, foolish, greedy, and selfish dark thoughts, who nearly destroyed your world a few months ago, and who are now covered with the gloom of plague and death, are still covered in the gloom of plague and death, and how shameful and blasphemous it is that you, who were the first to bask in the glory of God, the first to be freed from the threat of the plague, are so disrespectful of God's generosity of deliverance

Not long ago, our kingdom had just seen a great miracle that had not been seen since the ascension of Christ Jesus, and God sent angels to save your lives from the plagueArbitrarily call the messengers of the Lord to the angels to serve you? If you think so, why hasn't he struck you blasphemers with thunder?

Those who are dressed as priests, but spread rumors and blasphemous, are people sent by the devil to disturb people's hearts and minds to push the world back into the abyss of plague and death... But there are those who believe in the vile instigation of the devil, for their faith has long been tainted, do not forget, fools, the Lord can reward you with anything, but you can also take it back at any time, and if you do not know self-love, and continue to disappoint God, and let the Lord think that you are not worthy of salvation, then wait for the angels to depart in anger, and the plague will devour the world once more."

When the "angels" threatened to let go of the dawn of the world as a punishment for their ungrateful deeds, and let the dawning world be swallowed up by the plague of darkness once again, the horrified people immediately woke up, and once again recalled the despair of being dominated by the plague, and the panic of not being able to find a way to survive—although there were still some die-hard clergymen with rebellious bones in the back of their heads who broke the jar and broke the jar, they still persisted with their mouths full of firewood, and hoarsely incited people's hostility to angels, declaring that the plague was God's curse, Angels descending to heal themselves is against God's will, so these angels are actually fallen angels or demonic changes, and any true Christian should not be afraid of death and fight these "false angels" to the end.

But in the face of the fear of death, their incoherent and feeble rhetoric made no sense at all—these people who jumped out to die were quickly captured and burned at the stake as a way to express their piety, repentance, and atonement to the angels......

Evidently, the "angels" were quite satisfied with their confessions and their confessions—and after a few days, those who seemed to have suffered from the Black Death again began to recover,66 and the people were thunderous and grateful, praising the magnanimity and kindness of the angels.

All in all, some greedy and unbridled people who died had just set off a little storm in the rear, and they were crushed by the "angels" in their civil and military battles, and a considerable number of them even lost their lives in exposing and reporting each other. And His Majesty the Pope had to put away that little bit of caution, and from then on honestly obeyed orders, helping the angels save the world and raise funds, and no longer dared to talk nonsense and make any small moves.

In addition, Wang Qiu also made a slightly unexpected gain in his "Book of Traveling":

“…… Successfully spread the synthetic plague-like influenza (pseudo-Black Death) virus in medieval Europe, earning 1o6 reward points ......"

So, Wang Qiu's eyes lit up for a moment, his mind opened, and he began to seriously consider the feasibility of opening a plague company in Tongguò and using various strange diseases to change the historical course of this world, so as to try to brush points from the main god system:

“…… Na Doraemon, can you synthesize any more interesting viruses and germs on your machine? For example, to put an infected woman into a state of intense ♀ emotion, or to turn a little Lori into a cat-eared girl's 'beneficial, germs?' —he said in a private meeting.

“…… Your previous idea, and perhaps the possibility of realization, is to allow the virus to stimulate the secretion of aphrodisiac hormones by human cells to regulate human emotional state. As for the latter, how can it be done with infectious diseases? Something like a virus or a germ can only get a few tumors on a person's head at most, and if you want cat ears, you have to have at least a transplant."

Doraemon rolled her eyes and replied, "...... Of course, if you really just want to turn little Lori into a cat-eared girl, it's actually very simple - as long as you write a cat-eared girl transformation spell on the [Encyclopedia of Magic], you can turn any woman into a cat-eared girl at will. ”

"...... [Encyclopedia of Magic]? Hey, Doraemon, it's going to be a magical curse instead of a contagion."

Wang Qiu sighed and scratched his head, "...... Hey, let's get the former pathogen out first, and it should be ...... for both men and women."

Soon after, two "interesting" infectious diseases called sleptical ♀ disease and demented ♂ disease appeared in the land of Europe, which was devastated by the Black Death, and were collectively known as "rape ♂♀ disease". This greatly increased the fertility rate of European countries and ensured the recovery of the European population, but it also led to a general moral collapse of society and led to a further explosion of children born out of wedlock......

On Wang Qiu's "Book of Crossing", the reward points have increased by 1o6, and it is one step closer to the end of the task.

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The twilight of the setting sun falls on the high marble walls with stripes of white, green and pink, and the dark green shutters and balconies stand out on these brightly colored walls. Looking up into the distance, you can see the unique dome of the church, with crimson roof tiles and eaves, adding a touch of golden light in the setting sun. There is also a square bell tower that stands tall, and the bell rings in the wind.

Looking down from mid-air, although most of the shops are still closed, there are some wandering figures on the streets, and occasionally you can see soldiers with bows and arrows and swords, wearing crimson military uniforms, patrolling the streets and maintaining order.

About half a month after the arrival of the "angel" in Florence, the city, which had been swallowed by death, had recovered a little. New municipal councils have been elected, courts and government offices have been put in order, and even countrymen from the nearby suburbs have poured into the city to admire the "miracles" not seen in a thousand years, and the songs of praise to angels and God have been pouring through the streets all day long, bringing a glimmer of deformed prosperity to the city.

However, the fundraising matters that the "pseudo-angels" were most concerned about still failed to find the amount that Doraemon was satisfied with.

“…… 2.2 billion yen...... That's about 220,000 florins...... Is there only so much wealth that Florence can squeeze out? Finally, after calculating the numbers accumulated in the ledger, Doraemon muttered with some dissatisfaction.

“…… There is no way, the Florentine Republic in the fourteenth century has only been free from papal rule for only a century, whether it is finance, trade or handicrafts, it is far from reaching the peak of the most prosperous in history, and the accumulated wealth is naturally relatively limited, not to mention the loss of wealth caused by the Black Death to the city, which is also quite serious - more than two-thirds of the rich people in the city do not know where to hide now."

Professor Guo flipped through a history book brought from the modern world and explained to the crowd, "...... The future famous medieval banking overlord, who ruled Florence and led the Renaissance Medici family, its first ancestor, Salvestro Medici, is still only a seventeen-year-old boy. The Medici Bank was just an ordinary medium-sized bank, and the last time they sent them to offer 10,000 florin gold coins, they gathered all the rich people and bankers who remained in the city, and managed to make it up by all means. ”

“…… In other words, there is really only this little oil and water in the city of Florence, and no matter how much it is scavenged, it will not be able to be scavenged. It also ruins reputation. ”

Wang Qiu also groaned and touched his chin, "...... But what about Doraemon's remaining debts? Considering that the interest rate is increasing every month, will we have to find a way to squeeze out almost 10 billion yen as quickly as possible in the rest of northern Italy? ”

“…… I think it should be no problem, as long as the Venetians are caught and ask for money to death, most of this debt can be settled These Venetian merchants who fight with swords are very generous at the moment. Since we can raise 220,000 florins in Florence, we can raise at least 800,000 ducats in Venice (the gold florins minted in Florence are basically equivalent to the ducats minted in Venice)"

Professor Guo held up a small wooden stick, nodded to the top of the map of Italy hanging on the wall, and said confidently, "...... In fact, according to the information just reported by the guards of the city, the envoy of the Republic of Venice had already arrived outside Florence in a carriage and would soon come to meet us...... While there is still some time, let's discuss how to cut the meat from this fat sheep with the most oily water......"

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