I looked at the time: "Sister Xiaoling, it's past four o'clock, are you hungry?" I'll go buy you dinner. ”

"No, I want to sit with you a little longer. You've been gone for more than three months, do you know how much I miss you? ”

"Hmm."

"Are you going to Beijing tomorrow?"

"Well, the Taoist Association has an annual meeting, and they want me to go to it...... Sister Xiaoling, I've been very busy lately, and I'm going to leave after a while, maybe half a year, maybe a year, maybe even a year and a half, so you still forgot about me......"

Before I could finish speaking, Sister Xiaoling pressed my mouth and said, "Don't say this kind of thing again, even if you leave for ten years, I will wait for you to come back!" She said with a determined gaze.

I was silent for a few moments before asking, "Is it worth it?" ”

She nodded seriously: "Xiaolong, I'm just bruised, I don't want to be hospitalized in the hospital, can you send me home?" ”

After completing the discharge procedures, we walked out of the hospital, took a taxi, and went directly back to Xu Xiaoling's residence.

Sending her upstairs, I was about to leave, but she took my hand: "Xiaolong, let's go after eating." ”

"You're hurt, forget it, I'll buy you something to eat."

She shook her head firmly: "I'll do it for you." ”

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I couldn't stop her, so I stayed for a meal, and Sister Xiaoling made it herself.

It's a very warm feeling, and I want to go on like this forever......

I'm in a dilemma now, I can't bear to hurt her, she knows me too well, she knows that I have something to hide from her, deliberately alienated her, but in fact she still loves her.

When I left Sister Xiaoling's residence, it was already past eight o'clock in the evening, I returned to the copy shop, and found that the was repairing shoes, I asked, "The tickets are finished?" ”

"Tickets for tomorrow morning at nine o'clock and the day after tomorrow at four o'clock in the afternoon to the capital. Big brother, are you going home with Sister Xiaoling? Why not fly? ”

I corrected, "It's you who went with me." ”

"Me?!"

"Well, the annual meeting of the Taoist Association is about to start, does Song Lao still remember? He invited us to the annual meeting. In addition, after such a long period of contact, I am sure that your character is fine, so I decided to accept you as a disciple on behalf of the teacher! Would you, willing? ”

"Senior brother is on top! Please be worshipped by my brother! The reacted quickly, knelt directly on one knee, and saluted with fists.

Then put your hands in front of me.

I asked, "What are you doing here?" ”

The explained: "Red envelope! Didn't the apprentices give red envelopes in the movie? Big brother, you can do whatever you want! ”

I sighed helplessly and took five cents out of my trouser pocket and put it in his hand.

The took the money, looked carefully at the lamp, and after making sure it was real money, he put it in his pocket and muttered: "Damn, it's really awesome, and I made five cents!" ”

"Don't make a fuss...... From now on, you are the heir of Niumen! You have to take it as your responsibility to maintain the peace of the Yin and Yang worlds, and you can't use your ability to harm others, do you hear clearly? ”

"Qing~Chu~It~" the mean man shouted.

I nodded: "From now on, your identity has changed, you are my junior brother, and you are the heir of Niumen!" Okay, you go ahead and repair your shoes, I'll go upstairs to find the eldest sister, and I'll tell the eldest sister something......"

When I got upstairs, I asked my eldest sister to protect Xu Xiaoling, but I had to protect her secretly and don't let her know.

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Next.

The and I boarded the train to the capital. As for the hanged ghosts, of course they stayed in the copy shop, and I asked the husband and wife ghosts to watch them, the charms had been left, enough for all the hanged ghosts to be reincarnated.

On the train, I was tortured by the bs of the for two days and one night......

For example, when the person on the opposite bed was eating corn sausage, the man spat on me and said, "Big brother, you don't know, I ate a nail last time I ate corn sausage!" I licked it for a long time and finally determined that it was a toenail!! That's why it's so unhygienic that stupid people buy it......"

The guy on the other side was about to come over and beat the, but I was pulled away by what I said.

Later, the cheap man was hungry, and there was a cart selling instant noodles in the middle of the aisle, and the cheap man bought a box.

Since this product was eating instant noodles while sending messages, I ended up knocking down the instant noodle box at once!! A box of instant noodles spilled hot water on his crotch, and the who was in pain screamed on the spot!!

Of course, there's more to come......

The slut said that if it weren't for the hot water given by the policeman, his little brother wouldn't have been swollen at all! So for revenge......

When the policeman once again pushed the cart to sell drinks, the stopped the cart and asked, "Are there any simple daily necessities?" Something like towel soap? ”

The police officer said, "There are simple daily necessities, do you want towels?" ”

The glanced at the police and said, "Wrap me in sanitary napkins!" Hurry up, didn't you say that there are simple daily necessities? ”

The police officer looked the up and down, and said that this b was deliberately looking for trouble. However, the police officer still said calmly: "Yes, pay 20 yuan first." ”

The looked at the car, and explained that there was no sanitary napkin, could it be that the police were a trickster? Can conjure a pack out of thin air?!!

The unbelieving handed the police 20 yuan, and the police handed the a pack of toilet paper and a towel.

The was stunned: "Big brother! I want sanitary napkins! Not toilet paper + towels! ”

The police officer said five words lightly: "DIY yourself!! After speaking, he pushed the cart and left, and the was speechless.

I can't help but sigh in my heart, the masters are all in the people! This police officer is too good! I was speechless to the!

I finally got to the capital train station, I took a long breath and called Song Lao: "Hey, Song Lao, I'm at the capital train station." ”

"Why didn't you call me sooner?"

"I ...... I was in a bit of a trance for the past two days and forgot. It's okay Song Lao, I'll just wait at the station for a while. ”

Song Lao said: "Okay, then you wait a while, I will arrange a car to pick you up immediately!" ”

Standing at the crowded train station, the sighed: "Ah! This is the capital's train station! Big brother, take some pictures of me! As he spoke, the stuffed his i** and 4S worth 298 into my hand, and said that I would take a few photos for him.

I took a random picture of him, and then said, "Don't be beautiful, there are too many people here, let's go out and wait." ”

I went outside with the, and it didn't take long for a black sedan to take me and the to a four-star hotel. When I opened the door and got out of the car, I found that Song Lao was standing at the door, so I hurriedly said politely: "Song Lao, how embarrassed is it for you to greet you here in person." ”

Song Lao smiled, looked at the and said, "Huh? You're here too. ”

Because the slut was burned with his little brother, his walking posture was a little unnatural, and he said with a smile on his face: "Yes, hello Song Lao." ”

Song Lao nodded: "Let's go in, the Taoist Association will fund the annual meeting, we have chartered a lot of rooms here, and now the dinner is about to start, let's go in, there are many people in the Taoist realm." ”

With that, Song Lao led us to the restaurant on the second floor.

The dinner was buffet-style, and there were already many people standing in the restaurant at this time, talking together in twos and threes, and it was very harmonious.

Song Lao said: "You go to eat something first, I have to go out to pick up people, and I will catch up with you later." ”

I smiled and said, "Okay Old Song, you go and get busy." ”

When the saw the table full of food, it was like seeing his own father, and he pounced directly! This one takes two bites, that one takes two bites. And I also picked up the food plate and followed the not far from the to take it and eat it slowly. From time to time, someone greeted me: "Hello, fellow Daoist." ”

I also clenched my fists and saluted back: "Hello fellow Daoist." ”

"Daoyou is young, did you come here with the master?" The other party asked.

I smiled and said, "No, this time only me and my junior brother came, we are both here for the first time, and I asked Daoist friends to tell me about this annual meeting." ”

While talking to others, I stared at the not far away, this guy is too restless, I'm afraid he will cause trouble for me, so I have to watch closely.

The was talking to a bald middle-aged man at this time: "Huh? Fellow Daoist, I think you seem to have a bad year lately, why don't you let me count a hexagram for you? ”

"Oh? Fellow Daoist, do you know the art of divination? ”

"I know a little bit about it!" The said: "Daoyou provide the eight characters of the birthday, let me calculate it for you." ”

The bald middle-aged man reported his birthday, and the pinched his fingers and counted it decently, and while counting, he frowned and said, "Oops...... Fellow Daoist from your eight-character wife! ”

The bald middle-aged man said in shock: "My wife is indeed dead, and you really calculated it?!" ”

The said as a matter of course, "Of course! I've figured out your talent! Instrument Yu Xuanang! Looks handsome! Character is even more speechless! And I've recently found a fiancée who is 12 years younger than you! The mean man asserted.

"God!" The bald middle-aged man gave a thumbs up and praised: "Daoyou is really hidden, so that the five bodies that are admired under the admiration fall to the ground!" In the lower road number Qingyang, dare to ask the Taoist friendship number? ”

The man held his head high and said with a holy face: "Everyone else calls me a friend of women!" ”

"Good!" The bald middle-aged man praised: "The name of Daoyou sounds vulgar, but after tasting it carefully, I found that it is really vulgar and elegant, and the realm of Daoyou is really unfathomable!" ”

Daya your grandma!! Where is the nickname of Friends of Women? I cursed in my heart, and hurriedly greeted the: "Senior brother, junior brother, come here." ”

The said apologetically to the bald middle-aged man: "Fellow Daoist, my senior brother called me, let's talk next time." ”

Pulling the to my side, I asked in a low voice, ", are you really good at fortune telling?" Then you can do the math for me, and see how long I can live. ”

The stuffed a piece of cake into his mouth and said vaguely, "How do I know." ”

"You're counting! You seemed to be accurate in your calculations for that person just now! ”

"Oh, you said that stupid b just now, I heard him call, he said: Xiaoli, my wife has just died for two years, and it is not good to get married now, besides, you are twelve years younger than me......"

Burst...... When I heard this, I sprayed a mouthful of milk directly on the's face