Chapter 45: The master is leisurely
"Stinky boy, don't be dissatisfied, you can't open your pupils if you want to, you still don't mind, or you gouge out his eyes and send them to the teacher, anyway, the teacher doesn't mind!" Wang Youcai's jealous old eyes rolled and snorted.
"I...!" Wang Buji was dumbfounded, his expression was dazed, and he really didn't know what to say.
He didn't expect it, this is a rare time to have a god pupil yin and yang eyes in the world for hundreds of years, and having it means that he is not afraid of any demons and monsters. In the blink of an eye, Wang Bu'er's heart was excited, which was even happier than ascending to the Dao Xuan Realm.
"In this way, I'm not invincible in the world, and I'm no longer afraid of being able to defeat any ghosts and zombies, but it's too ugly!"
Wang Buji looked at his eyes in the mirror, they were too weird, and he was afraid that others might be scared to death if they saw them. immediately said to Wang Youcai: "Master, can you borrow sunglasses for me to wear, I'm afraid of scaring the children next door!" β
"What to wear, wait a minute, it will return to normal, you think that you can control the yin and yang eyes of the god pupil with your own strength, if it wasn't for the teacher to suppress this eye, you would have been blind just now!" Wang Youcai glanced at it, pulled his beard and said.
"Thisβ"
Wang Buer was a little panicked when he heard this, this is not easy to open the eyes of the gods, and now he says, you can't use a super cheat, this thief fucks, isn't it fun for you.
Anyway, now Wang Bu'er is so unhappy in his heart, staring at himself in the mirror with a pouting and depressed expression, those strange eyes, but gradually, his eyes began to return to the original state of a normal person.
Wang Youcai saw this kid's depressed expression, he was angry and had no temper, and he snorted: "As a teacher, you can tell that you can't use these eyes blindly in the future, if you let someone with a heart see it, your pair of divine pupils will be difficult to keep, so if you can't open your divine eyes at a critical juncture, don't do goodbye, and don't wipe your ass if you cause trouble as a teacher!" β
"Khan, okay!"
Wang Buji was helpless, now that his eyes had returned to normal, he was a little depressed in his heart, and he was still happy in the end, although he didn't have the strength to control the Yin and Yang Eyes of the Divine Pupil now, when he had opened it, and when his strength cultivation reached its peak, he could still use the Divine Pupil. Thinking about it now, his heart began to be excited, excited, and his face was glowing, as if he had seen the little girl in the bath.
Now Wang Youcai, who has always been jealous, is angry and angry, he is now envious and jealous and hateful, why is God so unfair and gives him a pair of divine pupils.
Now looking at this kid's smug appearance, Wang Youcai couldn't see it, kicked him over in the yin and evil water, and shouted: "Laughing fart smile, don't you just open your pupils, what are you proud of, hurry up and stabilize the dantian sky, as a teacher, I don't have time to accompany you to ink, and I haven't eaten yet!" β
"Oh!"
Wang Buji looked at Wang Youcai depressedly, he knew this old boy's character very well, and now he was nothing more than jealous that he had opened his eyes, and he couldn't be angry. Wang Buji immediately laughed in his heart, and his face also showed pride, hehe. The jealous Wang Youcai's eyes were red, and he snorted a few times.
Wang Buer sat cross-legged, in the yin and evil water, he began to close his eyes and concentrate, observing the yin and yang spiritual power in the dantian, the two spiritual powers combined with each other, hovering in the dantian, releasing Duanxia's black and white aura to spread around, nourishing every acupuncture point of his skeletal organs and body, surging and erecting, more and more powerful the body.
"This Xuan Realm level is really not comparable to the Daoist realm!"
Wang Buji sighed, his heart was excited, he could now feel that his flesh and bones had been strengthened to a new realm, full of powerful combat power, and he could lift a thousand catties with one hand. If he can meet the Zombie Ancestor again, he has the confidence to fight it.
However, Wang Buer didn't understand why the power of the Taiyin and the power of the sun in his dantian would automatically merge? He was a little puzzled, so he immediately raised his head and opened his eyes, and asked Wang Youcai: "Master, I am a little puzzled, when I was in the realm of the Taoist, the power of the Taiyin and the sun in my dantian was hostile to each other, but now that I have ascended to the level of the Dao Xuan Realm, when these two spiritual powers are combined with each other to form the Taiji Yin and Yang Bagua Diagram, which is even more powerful, I feel that the whole body is circling with it, and it is indescribably comfortable!" β
"What, your power of the Taiyin Sun is fused into the Yin and Yang Bagua Diagram?" However, Wang Youcai was taken aback and said silently.
He stared at Wang Bu'er with old eyes, and his old face was obviously a little excited. This made Wang Bu'er's face puzzled, why he was so excited, and couldn't help but wonder and asked: "What's the matter, is there a reason for this, you have been promoted to the Dao Xuan realm in a young age, isn't that the case!" β
"The Tao gives birth to one, life to two, two to three, and three to all things, yin and yang are combined, one yin and one yang is the Tao, the way of heaven, and it is called yin and yang. The Taoist, the principle of yin and yang change, that is, the operation of the universe and the law of natural change. β
Wang Youcai stroked his beard and said solemnly: "The derivation and change of the Tao is easy to have Taiji, which is to give birth to two rituals, two rituals to give birth to four elephants, and four elephants to give birth to gossip." Our Taoist rhetoric preaching: The words "yin and yang" and "Tao" in the Zu Yi Jing are connected, precisely because all things are born from the "Tao", so all things change from Tai Chi into two instruments, four images, and eight trigrams. Therefore, the hexagram of the I Ching can cover all changes and become the basis for divination. The resentful spirits, demons, demons and monsters in the world, all things are endless, and they are born to restrain each other. β
"Stinky boy, your life is good, your body is yin and yang, it is you who are born with yin and yang, so you are created to fuse yin and yang, Tai Chi gossip, and the source body of Taoism, you have to cultivate your Tao well, don't let down your one yin and yang Dao!"
Wang Buji nodded solemnly, he also understood that his physique was very human, Wang Youcai said so seriously, although he had a way that was not ordinary people, let him cherish his own way. Tao is born of Taoism, extraordinary Taoism, Wang Buer's heart is bright.
Although he was abandoned by his parents when he was born, he was called a taboo and was unknown. When he does not blame himself for destroying his future, but concentrates on cultivating the Tao and cultivating the Tao, this is the path he will take in the future.
Wang Youcai had a smile on his face, Wang Fuji had never let him down, so he was also very relieved about his cultivation problem, the disadvantage was that this kid was a little stunned and too desperate. Just like this time, self-destruction of the dantian, the formation of annihilation, if it wasn't for Wang Youcai taking the first step, the consequences would be unimaginable.
"Okay, you can be regarded as immortal this time, you can improve the Dao Xuan Realm, and you can open the Yin and Yang Eyes of the Divine Pupil, and the blessing is already a lot. Since it's okay, let's go back first, because the teacher is already hungry! The king of the net, Youcai, touched his slightly chubby belly, and sure enough, there was a stomach scream.
Wang Buer was stunned for a moment, and looked at Wang Youcai's slightly chubby belly with contempt, so fat or hungry, really a fat man, and then he walked out of the yin and evil water, but looked at this pool of dark water, and said: "Master, how is this yin and evil water, such a heavy treasure, do you stay here!" β
"Humph! This yin water is a great treasure for you and the ghost cultivators, and for the teacher, it is just water that is colder than ice, if you don't want to keep it, you can pick it back bucket by bucket! Wang Youcai gave him a blank look and said angrily.
Well, yes, this Yin and Evil Xuanshui is the ** in the Yellow Spring River of the Underworld, which is indeed a rare treasure for a person with a yin and yang physique and a ghost like him, but for ordinary cultivators, it is indeed more dangerous than ice water**.
Wang Buer shook his head helplessly, and said: "Forget it, I don't have the strength to pick it up, even if I pick it back, I don't know where to put it, there can be a yin and evil water here, there must be another mystery underground, maybe the following is the underworld Huangquan Yin River, and it is not good to say!" β
Forget it, let's let that ghost woman out and guard this place! Wang Youcai took out the gourd and opened the ghost woman that he had originally subdued. As soon as this ghost woman came out, her pale face was full of hideousness, and she was angry, and she rushed directly at Wang Youcai, as if she was desperate.
"Stinky Taoist, dare to suppress the deity, the deity will let you break your body into thousands of pieces, swallow your soul, and it will be difficult to eliminate the hatred in your heart!" As he spoke, the ghost qi exploded, the ten-fingered ghost armor danced, the yin qi was surging, and the terrifying grimace was killed.
"Ouch, you ghost woman, Dao Ye was kind enough to let you out, but he was so kind to take revenge, his strength is not good, and his temper is not small!" Wang Youcai blew his nose and said crookedly to the female ghost who was killed.
Immediately, he made a quick move, and a yellow talisman had appeared in his hand, shouting: "Hurry like a law, town!" "The yellow charm glowed, and flew out to suppress the female ghost who was killing. The power is powerful, this female ghost is frightened, her strength is too low to resist, and she was suppressed by Huang Fu and bombarded on the stone wall, screaming.
"Master, it's you who are always leisurely, don't shatter its soul!" Wang Buer looked at the ghost woman embedded in the stone wall, and reminded Wang Youcai with some embarrassment.
"You stinky boy, you're still protective!" Suddenly, Wang Youcai glared, and said with a very unhappy expression.
"No, no, I'm just afraid that as soon as your old god comes out, it won't be good to dispel this female ghost, and I have to count on her to protect the Yin and Evil Blood!" Wang Buer hurriedly smiled and shook his head, he didn't want to offend Wang Youcai, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable.
"Hmph, punish you to go back and wash the clothes for the teacher for a month" Wang Youcai glared and snorted.
"Ahh Can you not wash it? β
"No! If you dare not wash, you will not be punished by the teacher and will not give you money to go to school! β
Wang Buji immediately had a bitter face and begged: "Why, can you not wash your underwear!" β
"No, if you dare to bargain again, see that I don't break your right leg!" Wang Youcai glared at the air.
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Wang Bu'er looked bitter and sighed in his heart, remembering that he washed Wang Youcai's clothes at the beginning, which made him feel extremely disgusted to this day, especially his underwear, when he thought of it, that mass of ......, alas, don't mention it, it's too disgusting, it's all tears!
"Master, you can fool around when you're old, don't watch too much Japanese "AV", it's not good for your health! β
"What, stinky boy, you dare to make fun of you as a teacher, see if I don't smoke you to death!"
"Master, master, what the apprentice said is true, my physical education teacher said that jerking off is bad for your health, you can bear it when you are old, if you really can't help it, you can order an inflatable doll online, I will never make fun of your ............!"