Poor Charlie

Charlie raised his head, clenched his fists, and said with a face full of grievances: "I'm in the circus, and people are bullying me!" Life was very depressing, and I ...... I'm going crazy! I escaped from the circus with a monkey and wandered the streets, begging everywhere and performing monkey shows for others. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoBut every time we perform, people give us bricks for a whole car. I ran with Rosie the monkey, and he jumped into a tree and hid, only to be knocked down head-on by a flying brick. When I staggered to my feet with the stars in my eyes, they hit me in the legs and in my hands with wooden sticks thick with the mouth of the bowl, and at the same time shouted: 'Fool, pay the protection money!' 'Oh, I'm dizzy, I'm dizzy, I'm dizzy! ”

Charlie Chaplin turned his head and took a few steps after speaking. Everyone was amazed to find that Charlie walked limping like a marionette, twisting his buttocks, his arms swaying from side to side, and his feet skimming around.

Harvey put his chin in his hand and said playfully, "Well, it's certainly not the chef who chops vegetables, because they always push to the side and walk on tiptoe." Tiptoeing, big head, thick neck! ”

Ferdinance said to Xavi: "Don't always make fun of other people's physical defects, respect for others is respect for yourself, you know?" ”

Harvey smiled, touched the top of his head and replied, "Boss, I know!" Be sure to pay attention next time, okay?"

Ferdinance nodded, looking at the clown in front of him, and felt that he was very pitiful.

Benjamin also leaned over, stared at the clown's back, and suddenly said, "Isn't he the guy in a black suit and on crutches?" I heard that there was a humorist in ancient America named Chaplin, who looked very similar to him! ”

Charlie turned around, and with his hands braced, a crutch appeared in his hand, and he shook the crutch in his hand and stepped backwards in front of the commando. With a wave of his arm, a top hat emerges from the top of his head, and his crutches dance in the air, tap-dancing, leaning forward slightly.

Charlie withdrew his feet, bowed to everyone, threw away his red nose, and glued a small black beard. His dancing shone like the night, astonishing everyone present. Charlie danced gracefully, like a fluttering star, leaping into a transparent dream. This dance is dazzling, and with the change of body shape, people dare not look up!

Ferdinance pointed at Charlie and excitedly shouted, "Great, you're a master of humor!" Mixed up in the circus, didn't you? Have real skill! Can you call your little monkey Rosie out as well and let everyone see it. ”

Charlie bent down, picked up a rock from the ground and threw it at Ferdinand. Everyone watched Charlie's crazy actions in amazement, fell into a state of confusion, and instantly stared and stunned, as if it was a death destination.

Harvey pointed at Charlie Chaplin and shouted, "Hey, madman, you dare to attack the police, don't you want to live?" ”

The stone swirled and flew in the air, towards Ferdinand's front door. Ferdinance looked at Charlie in surprise and exclaimed, "Oh no, Charlie, what the hell are you trying to do!" ”

The commandos pulled out their laser guns and aimed them at the rocks, and suddenly, a shrill scream came from the tree opposite, and a monkey in a ceremonial dress grabbed a vine and swung it through the air. Wearing sunglasses and sticking out its red tongue, the monkey swayed past Ferdinance in front of Ferdinance in imitation of Tarzan, reaching out with a paw to grab the flying stone.

It appeared in front of people with taunts and ridicule, and its top hat pierced the clouds of anger, and its vertiginous movements shocked everyone.

Charlie put his hand in his mouth and whistled, and Rosie the monkey flipped his head and landed in front of everyone from the air. It held the stone, opened its mouth and made a shushing sound, then threw the stone in its hand and slapped its chest hard.

Ferdinance laughed aloud with the commandos, and Charlie spread his hands gracefully, while shaking his head helplessly. Rosie the monkey sighed at the crowd with his hands behind his back, and then pretended to be complacent. Rosie the monkey wore sunglasses, raised his middle finger at the crowd, and shook his head incessantly. It pursed its fat lips, and its eyes showed utter contempt.

Harvey pointed at the monkey and shouted, "Behold, how dare it humiliate us!" It's so unbelievable! Charlie, you indulge monkeys, be careful I make you look good! ”

Harvey glared at Charlie viciously, raised his fist and threatened Rosie the monkey, "Get out of here, be careful I break your head!" ”

Rosie the monkey showed no signs of weakness, reaching out with a pair of paws to grab his toes and bouncing on the ground while sticking out his tongue to make a 'squeak' sound.

Harvey raised the laser gun and shot at Rosie the monkey, and Rosie dodged it, sending a puff of white smoke from the concrete floor. Rosie let go of her toes and pounced on Harvey to bite Harvey's hand. Harvey raised the laser gun, and another barrage of shots sent Rossi back to his arm, bouncing up and down on his red buttocks. The laser shuttled between Rossi's toes, mechanically dodging in a comical look.

The commandos let out a wild laugh, and they looked at the panicked Rossi, and a feeling of pleasure rose in their hearts. Charlie Chaplin shook the cane in his hand and shouted: "Stop laughing, is it that funny?" You are abusing animals, and God will not forgive you! Do you know why Rossi hates humans? Because it's too strongly stimulated! It saw its companion tied to the leg of the table, and then stuck the monkey's head in the hole in the table. The waiter shaved off the stray hair on the monkey's head, poured a scoop of hot oil on it, sizzled, and the monkey cracked its mouth and screamed loudly. The waiter raised his hammer and smashed the heavenly spirit cover above his head, and the bloodshot milky white monkey brain was presented in front of everyone. Then came the madness, where the monkey squeaked and struggled desperately, but his hands and feet were tied and his body could not move. In just a few minutes, before the monkey brain was eaten, the monkey was tortured to death by them! ”

Harvey's smile froze for a moment, and he pointed at Charlie and scolded, "Isn't it sarcastic to me?" Don't think you're a master of comedy, I'll be polite to you! You remember to me that power is politics! Whoever has the money, whoever has the gun, is the law! This is the reality of society! ”

Fedinance took Harvey's hand and said in a reproachful tone, "What do you say? Be kind, an arrogant person will not end well! Also, remember not to always tell the truth, many people don't like to hear the truth, the truth, they just like to hear falsehoods, empty words! ”

Harvey grinned and whispered, "Oh, let go of me!" You're pinching my hand! You are the leader, I can't talk about you, I ...... I won't abuse animals in the future, and I won't tell the truth! ”

Ferdinance walked up to Charlie, pulled out a few bills from his shirt, and stuffed them into Charlie's hands. Charlie looked up at Ferdinance suspiciously, crystal tears swaying in his eyes, he reached out and wiped his eyes, grabbed his hand and sobbed and said, "You're a good man, I...... I hope you ...... To be happy forever1 because, in this world, the most difficult thing to get is true love and friendship, and today I saw it with my own eyes and touched it with my own eyes. I...... I would like to say...... Good luck! ”

Charlie Chaplin pinched the banknote and looked at Ferdinance dumbfounded, he waved the crutch in his hand and performed a series of crazy dangerous movements. Everyone watched as Charlie heard the sound of a silver coin falling to the ground, and Harvey looked down to find the silver coin spinning in circles on the ground, as if jumping Wales.

Charlie Chaplin struck himself on the head with a stick, and he quickly bent down and shoved the silver coin into his pocket. An embarrassed smile appeared on his face, and he pointed to his patched pants to show that he really had nothing, then tilted his head and pointed to his mouth again to indicate that the silver coin was used to buy breakfast.

Ferdinance looked at Charlie and gave him a kind smile, "Take us in, I'll tip you more!" ”

Charlie pointed to Rosie, the monkey with a top hat beside him, and then to himself, indicating that they were together, not distinguishing from each other.

Ferdinance walked up to Rossi the monkey and gave him a few bills as well. Rosie the monkey held up the banknote, shone it at the light, then stretched out his paw to flick the banknote, nodded in satisfaction, stretched out four fingers and shook it. (To be continued.) )