Chapter 12: The Funny Analogy in the Demon Lady
Brother is no longer in the rivers and lakes, but the rivers and lakes have left the legend of the brother.
Throwing knives!
The classic reproduction, the reproduction is the kitchen knife. The younger sister was holding a kitchen knife in her hand, and the kitchen knife flew towards Zhang Xiaoyu's bed, and the demon mother on the bed bit the blade of the kitchen knife with her teeth.
Zhang Xiaoyu can no longer use words to describe women's wars. What's that, "My sister, don't throw a knife casually, what if you hit a child, even if you hit flowers and plants, it's not good." Also, rabbit, what material are your teeth made of, my knife edge was bitten by you a row of chips, and I am going to replace it with a new knife. ”
Burst. The slag of the blade in the mouth of the rabbit ear girl, the slag was all pierced into the wall of Zhang Xiaoyu's house, what a terrible oral technique, Zhang Xiaoyu thought badly, if one day, the rabbit used her mouth and her future husband to do something, her teeth would definitely bite her future husband's thing to cripple. Unless, that guy has copper muscles and iron bones.
Click, click, the rabbit-eared lady is showing off to Zhang Xiaohong how hard her teeth are, not to mention the kitchen knife, it's your pressure cooker, I'll bite it to you. The rabbit-eared lady looked at Zhang Xiaohong in a chic manner. "An uneducated child like you, no one can stand you except your brother."
"No, no, Xiaohong is cute."
Zhang Xiaoyu comforted Zhang Xiaohong.
Zhang Xiaohong ignored Zhang Xiaoyu and left his room without saying a word.
The silent sister is the most terrifying!
If Zhang Xiaohong loses her temper with Zhang Xiaoyu or something, Zhang Xiaoyu can still deal with it, but Sister Xiaohong in silence, if she doesn't explode in silence, she will kill Zhang Xiaoyu in silence. Zhang Xiaoyu absolutely believes this. "My sister will not only kill me, but also stew rabbits and M wolves, and then she will burn our house on fire, and after destroying the evidence, Xiaohong will go incognito, find a small mountain village that is inaccessible, and die alone, lonely in her memories to reproduce her dear brother is so gentle, so chic, so handsome." Zhang Xiaoyu stood there talking to himself.
Hearing Zhang Xiaoyu's monologue, the rabbit-eared lady was also drunk.
Bang Bang -
It's the sound coming from the kitchen downstairs. Sister Xiaohong seems to be chopping something with a spare kitchen knife, is it pork ribs or chicken racks? Or the skull of a M wolf? Zhang Xiaoyu thought a lot.
"It's not a M wolf."
Because of the husky wolf, he trembled and peeked out of the door and entered Zhang Xiaoyu's room.
"That, Brother Xiaoyu, the queen is weird and scary, especially when she is holding a sharp kitchen knife, I'm not afraid that she will hurt me, haha, you don't mind me coming in."
The demon that the wolf lady minds is the rogue-rabbit, "I rub, the rogue-rabbit is the rogue-rabbit, even if she comes to this world, she likes to toss around, play-hooligan, she actually took off her clothes, just her barren and pitiful body, she wants to have no ass, she wants to have no breasts, and she can still see her face." It's such a poor little thing who also wants to hook up with the Queen's brother? "The wolf mother has a general understanding of the two in Zhang Xiaoyu's house. Wolf girl, what I can't figure out is, why does the female-rogue, she fall in love with Zhang Xiaoyu, Zhang Xiaoyu's spiritual power is very weak, weaker than ordinary people, such a weak man, where did the female-rogue-hooligan take a fancy to him? "Is it Brother Xiaoyu's eagle?!" The wolf lady suddenly realized.
"Well done." The wolf girl winked at Zhang Xiaoyu.
Zhang Xiaoyu naturally didn't know the content of the wolf girl's brain supplement, and couldn't understand what the M wolf was smirking at.
"It's so good, I also want to make a contract with the queen, rogue-rabbit, I have already absorbed spiritual power from Brother Xiaoyu, although the spiritual power is a little less, but it is also the owner of the contract." The wolf lady is indignant at the injustice of fate. The luck of the female-rogue is so easy to pinch.
"Yo, she-wolf, you're there too."
The rabbit-eared lady exposed her arm from the bed, hooked her fingers at the wolf girl, and motioned for the wolf lady to walk over.
"Mi Li, Xue, senior sister, you are a herbivorous demon girl, but I am a carnivorous demon girl, what do you want to do to me?"
The wolf lady involuntarily used honorifics for the overlord rabbit. M wolf's name is Mi Li's senior sister, which is also correct, Mi Li graduated earlier than M wolf, and when Mi Li was notorious, M wolf was still reading at night at the Demon Academy, hanging beams and stabbing stocks, while drooling and raping her little dog Chun Yi wolf in the next village in her spirit, while feeling confused about the future, what is the future of the demon mother? To tempt humanity to fall?
Zhang Xiaoyu didn't want to go downstairs either. Zhang Xiaohong needs to relieve the pressure in her heart, and Zhang Xiaoyu doesn't want to be a punching bag. So, Zhang Xiaoyu sat down at the computer desk and listened to what the two demon girls were talking about, the creature of demons, Zhang Xiaoyu didn't know much, now is a good opportunity to learn, knowledge is strength, posture determines position. Zhang Xiaoyu felt that he couldn't be too passive, and took the initiative to understand the living habits and life style of the demon lady, so that everyone could play happily together. If you can, Zhang Xiaoyu still wants to know how to break the contract relationship with the demon lady, it is in that gentle way, not what Mi Li said, the demon mother erased the deed owner's deposit.
M wolf turned into a big-breasted loli, the clothes are still well worn, fluffy, Zhang Xiaoyu wondered, is it made of her fur.
"What does the rabbit form of the rice grain look like?"
Zhang Xiaoyu was also curious.
The husky wolf form of the M wolf, Zhang Xiaoyu and Zhang Xiaohong have seen it, and the rabbit form of the rice grain, when will you be able to see the rabbit.
Mi Li moved to the side of the bed, rubbing her slender arms against the head of the M wolf.
Zhang Xiaoyu looked at the rice grains in the quilt, the quilt was not very tightly covered, from Zhang Xiaoyu's point of view, he could still see the ditch of the rabbit ear Niang, although the rice grains were very small, there were still them, after all, she was a demon mother.
"Xiaoyu, are you fascinated by me?"
Mi Li threw a wink at Zhang Xiaoyu.
Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Wait until you are fully developed, come and say this to me again." Go on, I'm the listener. ”
"Cut."
Mi Li glanced at Zhang Xiaoyu.
"Senior Sister Mi Li, why did you hook up with Brother Xiaoyu so quickly?"
Lori wolf mother, fairy tales.
Zhang Xiaoyu felt that hooking up was not a good word.
"Because he's funny."
Mi Li bluntly said that the overlord rabbit was too lazy to tell the real reason for the wolf. If the wolf mother also had bad thoughts about Zhang Xiaoyu, Mi Li would have to kill the wolf mother again. The owner of the contract or something, since he is the owner of the overlord rabbit, he can't make a contract with other demon mothers. The exclusivity of rice grains is very strong. Don't share Zhang Xiaoyu with two, three, or even many demon mothers. Of course, Mi Li is also very confident, like Zhang Xiaoyu's spiritual power, even if he wants to make a contract with more demon mothers, his spiritual power is not enough, and when the time comes, Zhang Xiaoyu will be squeezed dry.
"Senior Sister Mi Li, you and I are both demon girls wandering around here, we haven't visited the demon lady who governs this land yet, tomorrow, should we go to visit that demon lady together."
Demon Niang also has jurisdiction in the present world, in their jurisdiction, they need to do a good job in the demon business, regularly report to the demon world, the demon world will also give the demon lady a ranking according to how much the demon lady's business has completed, and the demon lady who is close to the ranking will be rewarded by the demon world, and the prize is rich. But those are too far away, because M wolf, rabbit-eared girl, they are all unemployed vagrants, and they have not registered in the demon world, which means that the demon world has not arranged a jurisdiction for them. M wolf, Rabbit Ear Niang can also develop her own business, but if you offend the demon Niang in the jurisdiction, it is also a very annoying thing, the Demon Niang in the jurisdiction will suppress the property homeless, like Rabbit Ear Niang, M Wolf Outsiders, are basically the demons on the blacklist of the demon Niang in the jurisdiction.
"No, I'm a tyrant rabbit, I'm a grain of rice. Why should I visit the Demon Lady here? ”
Mi Li arrogantly rejected the wolf girl's suggestion.
Tsk, female-rogue, it's really not simple, she's a fourth-level demon girl, even higher than my level. The M wolf respects the rice grain on the surface, but the wolf still rejects the rabbit in his heart. If it's a wolf, it's going to eat a rabbit. Arrogant wolf hair, sample. M wolf enjoyed it fiercely in his heart, it was so cool, and he scolded other demon girls in his heart. I just like the yang and the yin. The wolf lady was in a good mood.
Actually, Mi Li, and M wolf, they don't know, the demon girl in charge of this land, has paid attention to them, it's just that the M wolf is a recognized comic of the demon girls, and everyone doesn't care about the comics, and the comics will pull the IQ of the smart demon girl as low as the comics, and then the demon girls will use her rich experience to get the demon girls who lower their IQ. As for the rice grain, it came out of the Demon Academy, the famous female = rogue = hooligan, and the demon level is not low, since it is a problem plus the Fengyun Demon Niang, as long as she doesn't make too much noise, the demon Niang of this land will not bother the female-rogue.
"Senior sister, the way you look at my boobs is so vicious!"
"She-wolf, you're too careful."
"Senior sister, where is the demon pattern you gave to Brother Xiaoyu?"
"In the mysterious part of his body."
"The mysterious part, I know, is it a chrysanthemum? Did you leave a demon pattern on Brother Xiaoyu's chrysanthemum? It's so bold, Senpai! Although we demon wolves can lick our own, will rabbits do the same? ”
"Beat you up. Who left a demon mark in his chrysanthemum! ”
Rice grains beat the wolf girl.
It's the tongue, Zhang Xiaoyu answered the question of M wolf for Mi Li in his heart. What does the Demon Crest mean? Is it just proof that the demon lady made a contract?
Time flies.
M wolf and rice grain, they are also very smart, they didn't say anything about the demon mother, the demon and the human still have a mustard, with a contractual relationship, it can't eliminate the estrangement between different races. Zhang Xiaoyu listened to the two demon mothers talking around the bedside, and there were few serious words, all of which were trivial things, and Zhang Xiaoyu found that Mi Li was very gossipy, although she had no friends, she liked to listen to the little things between the demon mothers. M wolf is indeed funny, Zhang Xiaoyu confirmed it, and M wolf is M, Zhang Xiaoyu also confirmed it. Zhang Xiaoyu and Zhang Xiaohong are still quite accurate in looking at demons. Especially Zhang Xiaohong, as soon as she came up, she gave the wolf girl a name, M wolf.
"The demon lady who rules this land......" Zhang Xiaoyu remembered what M wolf said, the demon lady of this land, can she get the rabbit ear girl, can she cancel the contract between me and Mi Li? Mi Li didn't want to visit the demon lady who managed here, but Zhang Xiaoyu wanted to go, Zhang Xiaoyu also heard it, and the wolf lady also wanted to go, secretly instigating the wolf girl, find a time, I will go with the wolf girl to meet the wolf girl. Zhang Xiaoyu decided the way forward.
Seeing Zhang Xiaoyu, who was enlightened, Mi Li probably guessed what he was thinking. It's just not broken. The Demon Lady made a contract with the human race, and the Demon Lady encouraged the Demon Lady to do that, and the Demon Lady who managed this land, she didn't dare to openly disobey the Demon Realm, Rabbit Ear Niang thought to herself.
The demon mother, the deed owner, each has a ghost in his heart.
There was a smell of intrigue in the house.
By the way. Zhang Xiaoyu's dinner is rice soup, and there is only one grain of rice in the rice soup. The dish is shredded potatoes, and the shredded potatoes are a small plate. The wolf lady stared at the dining table with blank eyes, and finally drank a stomach full of light rice soup. Zhang Xiaoyu ate the only grain of rice in the soup.
As for the rabbit ear lady, the rabbit ear lady called takeaway.
When the rabbit ear lady ate the pizza delivered from the takeaway, Zhang Xiaoyu and M wolf's eyes were on fire, TMD, don't play like this, we drink soup, you eat cakes. It's so inhuman! No, it's too rabbit-like.
The only one who sighed was Sister Xiaohong, who put a lot of laxatives in the rice soup. But the rabbit ear lady who Xiaohong's sister wants to deal with has not touched the rice soup made by Xiaohong's sister at all, which only has one grain of rice.
Will the demon mother have diarrhea, Zhang Xiaohong waited and saw that the object of observation was M wolf. As for her brother Xiaoyu, she needs to vent her fire.