Chapter 33: Urban Cute Beasts
Flower arrangement is a very delicate art.
The flower arrangement behind the court is particularly exquisite.
Ballet Fruit, the commander of the blue-collar warband, hid his main flag, and he led a group of pseudo-girls towards Oiran Avenue. Suddenly, a pseudo-lady pouted her hips and lay on a table. His pants had been ripped off, and a red peony was inserted in the center of the flower on his hip.
Chrysanthemum flower arrangement, one side, so talented.
Xiaobai approached the table, scared! Xiaobai's face changed miserably, without it, the man with chrysanthemum flower arrangement is a comrade-in-arms of the blue-collar war group, and his small flag is a small blue flag. "Is he still alive?" Xiaobai's face mutinied. It hurts to think about it.
For the sake of his little blue flag is still there, and it has not been put away by the enemy? Confused.
Xiaobai was silent. The pseudo-ladies and men of the blue-collar war group hula surrounded them, it doesn't matter if they don't look at it, when they see it, the men are angry. It's good, the matchmaker war group has a good means, and they actually came up with the dismount of flower arrangement on chrysanthemums. Isn't it to dump our blue-collar war group with a muddy face? The crowd roared in anger and arrogance.
Jia Dadiao said angrily: "Provocation, the matchmaker war group is provoking us." See, one of our compatriots has been arranged. The red peony is inserted in his chrysanthemum, and it hurts not only him, but also our hearts. One is prosperous and the other is lost, my generation is closely related, how can I swallow the evil spirit. Flower arrangement, we need to catch a man from the matchmaker war group and arrange flowers for him! β
Jia Dapeng said: "What the eagle said is so reasonable, I agree with his idea." β
The pseudo-lady in a pink swimsuit said, "I have something to say." I have something to say. Why did the men of the matchmaker war group deliberately humiliate our blue-collar war group, it is unreasonable, and why didn't they take his little blue flag? There is a great article. β
The roaring senior of the pseudo-orangutans approached the man with the red peony on the chrysanthemum, and he visually measured the depth of the peony stem deep into the flower behind the man's garden. "Well, it's about 6cm." Roaring senior said firmly.
The pseudo-girls of the blue-collar war group, you look at me, I look at you, and they look at each other speechlessly. Because they saw the tail flicking behind the hips of the roaring senior. Wow, no wonder the roaring senior can know the length of the red peony flower stem implanted in the chrysanthemum, it turned out to be a person in this way.
"Do it!!"
A man exclaimed.
The roaring senior ignored him. Continuing his work, pulling it out, the roaring senior pulled out the red peony inserted in the man's chrysanthemum.
"Shhhhh
The pseudo-lady of the blue-collar wargroup gasped.
I'm scared. The flower stems of the red peony are all covered with blood. The chrysanthemums of the pseudo-girls couldn't help but tighten, and the eggs were cold.
"My colleague, are you alright?"
"Can you still speak? Say, who planted red peonies into your chrysanthemums. I'll help you get revenge. β
"Rest in peace, good man, I will help you take revenge. I will live for you, and in your absence, I will be a beautiful man quietly. β
"Poofβ"
The man lying on the table spat blood, his eyes opened, and he stared blankly at the pseudo-girls around him. "Who, the side of the street boy pulled out the red peony on my chrysanthemum, I plugged it in, I want to experience the highest level of flower arrangement. I was still immersed in the supreme wonderful taste, and as soon as my chrysanthemum was tightened, the red peony had been pulled out. My supreme experience is gone. I hate, I hate it. Stand up, I'm going to fight him alone. I'll pick his fungus. β
Gloomy and terrible!
The pseudo-girls of the blue-collar war group around the table had gloomy faces and fierce expressions, especially the pseudo-lady orangutan holding red peonies in both hands, he hated, he hated, he was trembling. Pick your old bean, I don't want fungus. The pseudo-orangutans no longer hesitated, and inserted the red peony in her hand into the man's mouth. No, it was inserted into his mouth. Not long ago, the red peony was still standing among the man's chrysanthemums.
The pseudo-ladies of the blue-collar war group who were onlookers watched quietly and did not speak.
You're dying, you're hitting the streets, wasting our feelings. Absolute coercion is the idea of the people. The pseudo-girls of the blue-collar war group left, and they didn't seem to be so repulsive to the roaring seniors of the cos pseudo-orangutans. The pseudo-orangutan did a very happy deed.
The pseudo-ladies of the blue-collar warband stopped, and they stopped at a place where a wooden sign was erected, and a few words were written on it: There is a pit here, don't step on it.
Angry. The men of the blue-collar war group are angry, lying down, what a clumsy trap, isn't this an insult to our intelligence.
The commander of the blue-collar warband, Ballet Fruit King, waved the man's hand, and a sturdy man strode out and walked towards the trap. He flew up and kicked the warning sign away.
"LOOK, nothing happens."
"Just whoosh."
"But eggs."
"What's the matter?"
The pseudo-girls of the blue-collar war group complained one after another, and still, the man's saliva flew sideways, and the tips of his chest trembled.
The buddy who kicked the warning sign was also depressed, and nothing happened. At the moment when his whole body, including the urethral sphincter, relaxed, the man's feet collapsed!
Rumble!! The minesweeper fell into a trap. The bottom of the trap was covered with soft nest grass, so that the man did not suffer much pain when he fell into the pit covered with nest grass.
But thing 8 will be that simple.
Out of thin air.
An urban cute beast grass mud horse fell from the sky and fell into a dirt pit.
The cute beast in the city frantically trampled on the pseudo-lady in the dirt pit.
βhelpβββ
The pseudo-lady in the pit sends out an SOS signal.
"Yes!"
Zhang Xiaoyu, the commander of the blue-collar war group, suddenly realized.
He explained to his friends why the cute beasts in the city, the grass and mud horses, beat the men in the dirt pit.
"The reason is 'nest grass'. Wo grass is a kind of plant that grows in the Malegobi, this plant vitality is extraordinarily vigorous, and tender and juicy, the urban cute beast very likes the wo grass, the wo grass is the food of the cute beast grass mud horse! The cute beasts in the city attack the men in the pit for food. Behold, gentlemen, the cute beasts of the city are eating nest grass. β
"Oooo I know a lot. β
"What a learned commander. I offer you my knees. β
"I can't imagine that this cute urban cute beast also has a violent side."
"Wo Grass Wo Grass ......"
"Grass mud horse, grass mud horse."
"It's terrible, the matchmaker war group is so terrible, they actually got a nest of grass and grass and mud horses, and set a trap waiting for us to drill."
"If you underestimate the enemy, we will underestimate the enemy."
"The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying, and the cute beasts are cute, guarding the Quartet, lying in the groove!"
The pseudo-girls of the blue-collar war group publicly condemned the despicable and shameless of the matchmaker war group, how could they release the cute beasts and mud horses in the city, it was just a.
The urban cute beast grass mud horse that is full of nest grass no longer kicks the man in the dirt pit, it burps and "mumbles ~~~~~~"
"Gentlemen, who will go down and bring up the cute beasts and mud horses in the city!"
King Guo asked, squatting on the edge of the pit.
"I'll go."
"And me."
Jia Dadiao and Jia Dapeng jumped down.
After a while, the grass mud horse was tied by the neck of the crowd and taken away. "Dugi ~~~~~~"
"Commander, you must have a mount!"
"King Guo, ride on the grass and mud horse."
"Xiaoyu, a good saddle with a good horse, a good horse and a good man to ride."
"The Day of the Ancients: Lu Bu among the people, the red rabbit among the horses, I Yun: the king of fruits among the people, the grass and mud among the horses."
"Ahh
"Ride it."
"Ride it."
"The Matchmaker Warband has sent us mounts. Commander, if you don't ride, won't you live up to the kindness of the matchmaker warband. β
The pseudo-ladies of the blue-collar war group have spoken carefully.
"Okay."
The bun head ballet fruit king turned over and stepped on the urban cute beast grass mud horse!
"Gentlemen, go ahead with me, our goal isβ"
"My teeth are good, my appetite is good, I want to eat twist!"
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"......" (To be continued.) )