Chapter Twenty-Four: Troubles with Big Chests?
It has been more than a day since Zhang Xiaoyu's body became a beautiful big sister.
Saturday passed, and the day passed.
Zhang Xiaoyu was a little uneasy. Because, Zhang Xiaoyu and Li Man can't be contacted. Why can't I be contacted? Everyone pays attention to fair trade, and what everyone does is to replace the body for 72 hours. Although it was not Zhang Xiaoyu's wish, after the replacement, for some unspeakable reasons, Zhang Xiaoyu's soul also liked the current Riemann's body. Like is like, no matter how much you like it, what can you do without friends? Without friends, can you still be delusional?
The little friend is a symbol of the gentleman.
It's the domineering that belongs to the man.
Rabbit Ear Niang, Mi Li, she needs to be responsible for Zhang Xiaoyu's soul. It was the rabbit ear mother who exchanged Zhang Xiaoyu's soul and Li Man's soul without authorization, causing the current situation. When Zhang Xiaoyu urinated at night, according to the practice of the morning masters, he stood, pulled down the zipper, took out the little friend from the boxers, and then released the water. But Zhang Xiaoyu's body is now Riemann's, so it is a tragedy. The specific situation will not be elaborated.
"Rabbit, Riemann is in control of my body, where did she hide my body? Say it. You must know. ”
Zhang Xiaoyu yelled at Mi Li in Riemann's voice.
After roaring, Zhang Xiaoyu's soul suddenly became very happy, "Oh, girls are girls, even the voice of anger is so beautiful." ”
"......" grains of rice.
Rabbit Ear Niang no longer wants to evaluate Zhang Xiaoyu, Zhang Xiaoyu, the deed owner, is too unbelievable. Mi Li didn't know how to play happily with her deed. Mi Li wanted to take the high cold and glamorous route, Zhang Xiaoyu saddled the rabbit behind the rice grain, bowed his best but begged for death and followed himself. Mi Li has given up the original route, Xiao Gaoleng is not unsuitable for Mi Li, but Zhang Xiaoyu can't detect the noble route of Rabbit Ear Niang. For example, if rice grains eat rice, and there is a big bowl of food missing, Zhang Xiaoyu will make a fuss and shout: "Rice grains, are you uncomfortable in your stomach and have poor bowel movements?" Do you have exhaust gas in your stomach? So no appetite? Normally, you have to eat three bowls of white rice! Three bowls. Today, you definitely have a problem, what do you say, rice grains. If there is a problem, you name it, and everyone will discuss it. That's it, Zhang Xiaoyu will unintentionally torture the nerves of the rabbit ear girl. The rabbit-eared mother hoped that Zhang Xiaoyu would find out her nobility, momentum, and leadership status, but Zhang Xiaoyu didn't know what to do, for Mi Li, it was an unobtrusive bastard.
"Grains of rice, grains of rice. Do you think the clothes I'm wearing today are beautiful? ”
Zhang Xiaoyu's current body, Riemann. Li Man was wearing Zhang Xiaoyu's original clothes, a baggy short-sleeved round-neck T-shirt with the T-shirt printed: Doraemon B. The jeans worn by Li Man are also Zhang Xiaoyu's, which are relatively loose, and the trouser leg has grown a little, so I had to roll a few rolls and roll it up to five or six centimeters above the ankle. Needless to say, the flower pants worn under Riemann's jeans are also the flower pants worn by Zhang Xiaoyu. Because there is no way, Zhang Xiaohong's clothes, Li Man can't wear them, and Zhang Xiaoyu's mother's clothes, Zhang Xiaoyu doesn't dare to let Li Man wear them, that adult loves clothes like life, whoever moves her clothes, she moves her siblings.
Mi Li is also very unhappy with the current Zhang Xiaoyu's body. The man's soul is hiding in the woman's body, at the beginning, Mi Li felt that it was nothing, just ignore it, but now he can't ignore it, because Zhang Xiaoyu appeared by Mi Li's side intentionally or unintentionally, showing off Li Man's charming body. Riemann, rice grains, they are two very different females. What Riemann had, there were almost no grains of rice, except for her gaudy face.
"Alright, alright, let's go find your body."
Mi Li was annoyed by Zhang Xiaoyu. I really want to take out the pink scythe and let the deed owner have a cool summer.
M wolf, Zhang Xiaohong, they went shopping. Zhang Xiaohong went shopping, on Saturday, the supermarket had a limited-time rush to buy event, in order to save money, Zhang Xiaohong can be described as a careful budget. And there is no need to doubt Xiaohong's sister's fighting ability, in the team of a group of aunts, uncles, young women, and uncles, Zhang Xiaohong can always squeeze out a strong avenue to reach limited edition fruits and vegetables, meat and eggs, fresh milk, etc. Zhang Xiaoyu is quite famous in the nearby supermarket, and her aunt describes Zhang Xiaohong like this: Attack on Little Red Riding Hood! Because Zhang Xiaohong likes to wear a red knitted hat when she goes out, the supermarket aunt and uncle gave Zhang Xiaohong a nice name.
Zhang Xiaoyu's soul, once every five minutes, felt Xiao Xiaoyu's distress signal, Xiao Xiaoyu was calling Zhang Xiaoyu, "Dear, come and save me, I will kill all the eggs, and the eggs will die but can't." ”
Zhang Xiaoyu and Xiao Xiaoyu have a close and cordial relationship. The ten-fingered girls also like Xiao Xiaoyu, and every day they will stroke Xiao Xiaoyu to comfort Xiao Xiaoyu's restless mood.
Zhang Xiaoyu dispelled the bad thoughts in his mind, controlled Li Man's hands and feet, and walked out the door. Try your best to find that woman, I hope she doesn't have any accidents, she occupies my body, and Xiaoxiaoyu! How could Zhang Xiaoyu's soul not be excited.
Rabbit Ears Niang disagreed. Follow Riemann's body, step by step. Do not take the initiative to speak, do not passively answer Zhang Xiaoyu's questions. Silence is golden. Don't argue with big about what is the charm of a woman, it is the connotation, the important thing for girls is the connotation, no connotation, big breasts and no brains, long hair and short knowledge. The rice grains are like this, comforting themselves in their hearts. The resentful past of the rabbit-eared lady came to her heart again, and her anger was even stronger. Don't think about it. "I'm going to stay calm, calm. I want to be at peace. Mi Li said to herself.
"Mi Li, let's go slowly. I'm finding that my boobs are big and troublesome! Walking too fast, the chest is so painful! ”
“……”
"Mi Li, why can't men wear corsets?"
"......" stupid, human. Rabbit Ears declined to comment.
"Mi Li, you walk so fast, is there nothing uncomfortable in your body, such as fat rubbing quickly or something, and for example, the shoulder is very painful to be pressed by the weight of some parts."
"......" Rabbit Ear Niang's irritable little temperament is about to have a small outburst.
It's just that Zhang Xiaoyu, who is naturally Derpy, hasn't noticed it yet. Zhang Xiaoyu's soul has been beside the rice grain in Riemann's voice, whispering softly, saying that the girl's big boobs make people angry, no, it's the trouble of envy! This makes the rabbit ear girl, who is not very well-developed, feel sad not to get angry.
"Mi Li, I said, why are you so honest today?"
Riemann's voice sounded again, and to the ears of Mi Li, it was so piercing and sharp, hitting the eardrums and buzzing.
“f*ck! Can you not speak, if you don't speak, will you die? Are you really going to die? Ahh Do you know what is reserved and what sagging is? I curse you that in a few years you will sag, your thighs will be full of fat, your brute waist will become a bear's waist, your face will be full of fat, and your mermaid line will be all over your body. ”
Mi Li happily rebuked Zhang Xiaoyu, no, it was to reprimand Riemann's body.
In order to make his body more refreshing, Mi Li flew up and kicked over three garbage cans, scaring away five elementary school students whose spiritual power could dimly see the Demon Niang.
Leg press. Left and right leg presses.
Keep your legs straight and touch the upper with the tips of your fingers.
"One big, two big, three big, do it again. One big, two big, three big, do it again. ”
Rabbit Ears doesn't know what she's doing.
Zhang Xiaoyu's soul was very confused and lost.
Riemann's body couldn't help but be attracted by the soft and flexible body of the rice grains, and stopped to watch. Ordinary people can't see the demon lady, Li Man can see it, Li Man's body can see it, plus Zhang Xiaoyu's soul lives in Li Man's body, and the rabbit ear girl is no different from ordinary people in her eyes and him, except for the pair of eye-catching rabbit ears.