I thought for a moment, and then I said, "In the morning, my parents estimated that they would not have time to pour water for the ornamental fish at home. Besides, I didn't tell them that you were going to go, and there was no preparation at home, so if you wanted to go, then afternoon. I'll give them a call and ask them to get ready. ”

Wang Lili hurriedly said: "I didn't mean that, the first time I went to your house, I bought something for our parents, I can't go with empty paws." Think about it, what do your parents like, and when it is dawn, you will accompany me to buy it to honor the second elder. ”

What a filial daughter-in-law, I sighed infinitely in my heart, but I said: "I really don't need it, there is nothing missing at home, you just go back with me." Also, what do you like to eat, I'll ask the old man to cook it for you, my dad's cooking is delicious. ”

"No, things must be bought, this is etiquette, you are stupid" Before the other party's melon words were spoken, my kiss was printed on the other party's forehead, and Wang Lili hurriedly braked.

"Don't make trouble, drive, it's hard to find a good husband, and I'll have a car accident again." Wang Lili said happily.

"Hurry up! Bah! Bah! I said angrily to Wang Lili, "Phew! Bah! Bah! Okay, but I love the feeling of being kissed by you. Wang Lili said to me happily.

"It's not that I want to kiss you, it's just that you've been driving the window for too long, and my mouth is cold, so I'll borrow your forehead to cover my mouth." I said badly, but the other party punched me with a pink fist, which provoked me hahadaxiao.

"But there's something I can't think clearly, I want to ask you!" The other person asked me after restarting the car.

"What's the matter, the husband must know everything, and he must say everything." I replied, half-jokingly.

"A man like you, with a career, ability, self-motivation and a sense of responsibility, his mouth is as sweet as honey, he is definitely a killer of girls, weishenme is still single?" Wang Lili asked puzzled.

To be honest, I really don't want to talk about the past relationship, so after my brain quickly thought about the answer, I said to Wang Lili: "I remember when I was in my second year of junior high school, I once went to the barber shop, and just in time for a new hairstylist from other places, he made me a knife haircut. So, I came to class with this cool head shape.

A beautiful girl sitting in front of me said, "Jia Shu, have you cut your hair?" You see I've cut it too! I replied, "Look how beautiful you cut it, look how stupid I cut it." ”

The girl said shyly, "I'm not stupid, I'm very handsome." Just as she looked at me shyly, I replied to the other party with a special retardation: "Handsome? Which eye do you have to see it? ”

“haha！” This made Wang Lili smile, "Your EQ was really low when you were in junior high school." ”

"It's not, it's finally high school, it's probably the third year of high school, during a recess, I discussed maternal love with a gray and beautiful girl in the next class, she said that she must be a good mother in the future, and then gave an example of her, I sighed after listening: "There are not many girls like you who have maternal love." The girl blushed and said to me, "I just haven't found a good father yet." I didn't know how it was summed up at the time, so I opened my mouth and said, "The widow is the most haode mother." ”

"Oops, no, my stomach hurts from laughter." After listening to it, Wang Lili was almost happy.

"No, when I went to college, because I went to school early, most of my classmates were my senior sisters. It was my sophomore year, and there was a junior who always took a seat for me, and I am very grateful to her.

But one day, she asked her classmate to bring me a letter telling me that she was sick, so I went to see her, and when I came to her apartment rented off campus, she was lying on the sofa in the living room watching TV.

"I heard you're sick?" I didn't look sick at all, so I asked.

"It's nothing, it's just a little stomachache." The senior sister said as she made room for me on the couch.

"Then I'll buy you a hot water bottle when I come over next time." After saying that, I turned around and left, the problem is that since then, there has been no next time, this senior sister will no longer occupy a seat for me, and she will be entangled with me to death. ”

"Ga" Wang Lili parked the car on the side of the road, and almost turned her back when she smiled, "Haha, Lao Shu, you are innocent and I laugh, right, haha, I can't do it, don't tease me." ”

"So, I don't have a girlfriend, but if I find you, I will definitely love you well." I'm very serious about this, and I don't have any moisture at all.

"Got it!" The other party finally laughed hard, and then, she blinked her eyes and asked mischievously, "Who are you spending Valentine's Day with this year?" Don't tell me you're alone, let alone with your own hands. ”

Your sister, if you don't take your sauce purple, you have said all this advantage of men. But is the little lady a vegetarian, I smiled and said to her: "On February 14th, I played in the wedding shop for a day, and with the click of the mouse, I eliminated one pair after another! At the same time, I wish all the men and women who opened the house that day are brothers and sisters. I said hatefully.

"Okay, I know, when I meet a strange husband like you, I guess I won't be bored in the future." Wang Lili said happily.

"By the way, husband, just now at the wine table, what do you say will be able to win?" This girl's memory is really good, and she actually remembered to ask this.

Thinking that this girl is fun by nature, I must not tell the things about the gambling winning charm and save myself from blocking myself in the future. So I sorted out my thoughts and said, "That's not easy, it's OK to get a tattoo!" ”

"Tattoos? What do you mean? "Wang Lili has seen my skills, so she doesn't dare to question my authority easily, and I just took advantage of this.

"On Xue Shizhe's buttocks, it's good to tattoo a butt full of flies!" I said evilly.

"I still don't understand, weishenme tattooed flies on his ass to make him win?" Wang Lili is really stupid.

I replied with my lips: "The ass is also called the belly, and the flies are also called flies, so the flies full of the buttocks are..."

"Haha, a fly! Jia Shu, you're so bad! Haha, don't make me laugh, I'm driving, haha! This is for Wang Lilile, and she almost turned her back on it, but this also indirectly proves that the little master's manly charm is no one to resist.

After Wang Lili laughed, I asked sideways: "I don't know what you want to do when you attend Mr. Tan's dinner today?" ”

Wang Lili had an expression that she knew you would ask, and then said to me: "I really didn't know that the other party would be so despicable beforehand, otherwise I wouldn't have gone if I was killed, husband." ”

After seeing that I was still smirking at her, Wang Lili said helplessly: "Actually, this is my amateur profession. Whenever a big boss needs us to fill the façade, we will show up and charge according to the other party's requirements. In this case, Mr. Tan promised that no matter whether it was successful or not, he would pay each of us 10,000 yuan, and of course, Yuanyuan, who was in charge of matchmaking, asked each of us to take 2,000 yuan afterwards. ”

to be continued