I'm still confused, this dead cow's nose pinched my hand and pressed it directly on the signature of the two yellow papers, okay! It's like a deed of sale.

Then the sloppy Taoist put one of them directly on the scroll and put it in my hand, and the other one was placed on top of the candle, lit it, and threw it into the pot, and then asked him to read it with him:

"Disciple Jia Shu, today in front of all the immortals, Buddhas, Taoist ancestors, sacred, and bodhisattvas, I vow to learn charms and spells to protect one's body, protect one's family, save one's house, save the world, help others, and do good.

In the future, the disciples must be loyal and filial, benevolent and righteous, and never go against the sky, and look forward to inviting the heavenly immortals and Buddhas. May all the Buddhas and gods bless his disciple Jia Shu to succeed in learning the Fa, and the spiritual runes he drawn, the miracles are magnificent, the light is brilliant, and the common people are blessed. Oath: Jia Shu. Then I read my birthday again.

It's strange to say, after I read it here, the yellow paper in the pot was also burned at the same time. After seeing that I was over, the dead cow pinched a wad of longevity gold and stuffed it into my hand, and quickly said to me: "Hurry up and light it, wrap it around the incense candle three times, and throw it into the pot."

After doing what the sloppy Taoist said, I felt that the sloppy Taoist was shrouded in a layer of pale golden light, which was so magical.

I was in a daze here, this dead bull's nose snatched the scroll in my hand, wrapped it in his arms, and said to me: "From now on, you are the lay disciple of the Shangqing faction, according to the rules of the ancestors, you are the oath god text burned in front of me, I should accept you as an apprentice, but considering that you entered the industry too late, you and I will be teachers and friends in the future, and you must not call me a master to the outside world." But what I should teach you, I will not hide. ”

As soon as I heard this, this is a good feeling, just because the other party has the responsibility to teach me, but I don't need to have any obligation to repay the other party, which is very good!

Now that I think about it, I was so young and ignorant at the time. To know where to get a free lunch in the world, there must be a return for what you pay, this is an eternal truth, but there were too many trivial things at that time, and I didn't think about it.

Is there someone who came out of thin air to teach me this skill? I really didn't think about it at the time, and it wasn't until I experienced what happened in the Dragon's Lair that I realized that this old way was doing this to save my life, and I was really ashamed to think about it.

After the mantra and the mantra were taught, the sloppy Taoist began to teach me the mantra for forgiveness of all kinds of objects, and the mantra was as follows:

Pardon pen spell: Collect the five thunder gods, the lightning burns the brilliance, the upper is to protect the body, the lower is to bind the ghosts and subdue the evil, all the dead and alive are extinguished, I am immortal, and I am as urgent as the law.

Pardon paper spell: The Jade Emperor pardoned me for paper calligraphy, beat ghosts, Zhang Zhang is a divine book, dare to disobey, escort to the capital city, urgent as a law.

Forgiveness of water spell: This water is not extraordinary water, the northern non deuce water, a little in the inkstone, the clouds and rain must come in a moment, the sick swallow it, all diseases are eliminated, the evil ghost swallows it into powder, and the three strange things are like the law.

Forgiveness Ink Mantra: The Jade Emperor has forgiveness, the divine ink is scorching, the shape is like a cloud, the nine stars are listed, the divine ink is lightly grinded, the thunderbolt dispute, and the urgency is like a law.

Forgiveness of the inkstone: The Jade Emperor has forgiveness, the divine inkstone Quartet, gold, wood, water, fire and earth, the divine inkstone is lightly grinded, the thunderbolt is light, and the urgency is like a law.

Forgiveness of cinnabar mantra: Shen Sha Yingying, there is Qing in the sand, painting talismans forbidden ghosts, can be Bao Ning, one grinds the world moves, two grinds the earth opens, three grinds people live forever, and four grinders die, I am ordered by Yang Gong's patriarch, and I am as urgent as the law.

Take the pen spell: the magic pen is swayed, the gods are blessed, so as to be peaceful, subduing demons and subduing evil spirits, I am in a hurry like a law.

Pen spell: no talisman head recitation, the sky is round, six orders and nine chapters, today I write, ten thousand ghosts are hidden. There is a talisman recitation, one stroke of the world, two strokes of the ancestor sword, and three strokes of the fierce gods and evil spirits to thousands of miles away.

Forgiveness Charm: I worship the Heavenly Immortals, the Nine Heavens Xuannu Niangniang, the Big Dipper Star Monarch and OOOO and other heavenly sacred, give me a finger to subdue the demon sword, point to the heaven and earth, point the earth spirit, point the gods and gods to manifest, point everyone to live forever, and the talisman is easy to use.

Talisman mantra: Qianyuan is overcast, the fortune is unbiased, the development of creation, the nourishment of all things, the east and the west, the north and the south, the dwelling will be safe, the clouds and the rain are shining, the changes are unpredictable, I am in a hurry like the law.

There are hundreds of spells left, and there are too many to list them all.

Subsequently, the sloppy Taoist taught me many spells such as talisman heads, talisman wings, talisman gall, talisman feet, etc. Fortunately, most of them rhyme, and you can memorize them after a few recitations. After I had written everything down, the sloppy Taoist personally demonstrated me a few different types of talismans, and I took them all to heart.

Looking at the time on the calculator, it was already more than one o'clock in the afternoon, and there were less than four hours left before the sloppy Taoist left. So I whispered to the sloppy Taoist: "Wang Zhenren, are you hungry?" ”

"What, are you hungry?" The sloppy Taoist looked displeased, "I'm fine, but it's time for dinner, what you want to eat, I'll buy it for you." "I cautiously asked about people's tastes, for fear of offending the other party if I was not careful, you know, I still have very important things to ask the other party to help with.

"Oh, you're a doll with a conscience." The sloppy Taoist twisted his goatee and said, "It doesn't matter if you eat it, the main thing is that you have to have good wine." ”

"It's easy." You must know that I am a wedding party, every time I finish work, when I encounter the other party's family has good wine, I will ask the other party to save two bottles, I haven't made much money over the years, but good wine is really saved a lot. What Moutai, Wuliangye, Jiannanchun, Daughter Hong, Zhuyeqing, Yanghe Daqu, Fenjiu, Du Kang, etc., I have everything here.

Looking at the sloppy Taoist people's hearts, I knew that Bai Xue begged me to have a play, so I let the other party sit on the sofa, and hurriedly ran to the opposite farmhouse restaurant to order a few hard dishes, and when I came back, I ran to the storage room on the second floor, and turned out two jars of Shaoxing's daughter red that was said to have been sealed for more than 25 years.

As soon as I came downstairs with the wine jar here, I saw that the dead cow's nose rushed up with an arrow step, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!" Daughter Hong, I haven't drunk this kind of wine for a long time. ”

After speaking, without waiting for me to reply, he grabbed it directly, poked a hole in the mud seal on it with one finger, and then began to look around the room.

"What are you looking for?" I was curious and asked, "Find me a guy to serve wine." Except for throwing this sentence to me, he spent the rest of his time putting his nose on the hole in the wine jar, sniffing and sniffing vigorously, as if he had not drunk wine for eight hundred years.

As soon as I saw the virtues of Ya, Harazi was about to fall into the jar, and I was so happy. Because of the principle that if you take it in advance, you must give it first, I still understand it very well. In response to Lai Changxing's words, "No one is terrible, but I'm afraid that the other party has no hobbies." As long as the other party has hobbies, everything is a floating cloud, to paraphrase the words of today's children, "Five words falling from the sky, this is not a problem!" ”

Hand the sloppy Taoist a rice bowl, I put the coffee table out, not much work, the opposite farmhouse restaurant sent me all the dishes I ordered to the store, I sat opposite the sloppy Taoist, began to study how to Bai Xue asked for something, in my language to the dead cow's nose, and let the other party do it for me!

to be continued