Since I lived in a dormitory with the third child, I slowly entered his personal emotional life through the third child's narrative and summary every day. Sometimes, he is even directly involved in the relationship between the third child and his current girlfriend. Generally speaking, the third person is the most hode candidate to be a lover and the most uneasy type to be a husband. Let's talk about appearance first, after all, people nowadays look at their appearance first, which is the legendary judge by their appearance, including me. The third child is about the same height as me, about 1.76 meters, with a Chinese face, thick eyebrows, small eyes, big ears, and not thick lips but often apply men's lip balm, so it looks very full and sensual.

Counting the family background of the third child, the household registration of the imperial capital, his laissez-faire personality, as well as his adaptability and Bao Longxing's eloquence in "Jiupin Sesame Official", and the sensational effect caused by the brawl in the school, he has become the best choice in the hearts of some women in the school, alas! Human life, God is destined, and I only have envy, jealousy and hatred when I wait for dicks.

Girls who can enter the eyes of the third law need to have the following characteristics: first, they have the ability to think independently, and they must have their own opinions on everything, and they will not follow the crowd and follow the crowd, that is, those women who are independent-minded; Second, to have a certain talent, whether it is art or cooking, or other aspects, the girl must have some kind of specialty or talent that can be used, and this talent must be able to attract others, that is, a woman with special talents; Third, there is good haode cultivation, my understanding of this article is that as a woman, you can be angry, you can scold people, and even when you can't bear it, you can start fighting, but anger needs to have that feeling of pity, scolding people must at least do not have dirty words, so that the other party can have endless aftertaste and have a lifelong sense of being taught, as for beating people, you must be able to play the reason, play the characteristics, and play differently, which is also a cultivated woman; Fourth, the proportion of facial features and the proportion of various parts of the body should be coordinated, the face is good, and the figure is in line with the aesthetics of modern men, which is okay, like Lu Yu's malnourished and seriously out of proportion of the big-headed doll, or Sister Furong's type of zero three new, big butt and round face, thick waist and short legs, or Sister Feng's kind of woman who can eat her fist and is known as a shameless woman who has seen hundreds of years after hundreds of years, is basically not considered; Fifth, we must not only have basic social knowledge, but also need to have the spirit of advancing with the times, dare to accept new things, instead of holding back, we don't need women to know astronomy, geography, three teachings and nine streams, poetry, books, etiquette and music, omniscient, omniscient, but at least to talk about Zhuge Liang, at least know that it is the characters in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", not the demon in Japanese comics, eat Western food to know the left hand fork, the right hand knife, even if you don't know how to use it, it doesn't matter, a good car is judged by the cost performance of the car, Rather than judging by the sign on the front of the car or the price of the car, or by Quentin? Tarantino, James? When Cameron, you have to know that they are directors, says Mel? Gibson, Keanu? Reeves, Nicholas? When Cage, you have to know that they are actors, and when you say Vitas, Night Wish, you know that it is singers and bands. At least in my opinion with the third child, all of the above are the most basic things, you can not care, but at least you need to know what the topics we talk about when we chat, which is enough.

However, more than eighty percent of the girls who are with the third child have not pure motives, which I can understand. After all, I am also an outsider compared to the people of the imperial capital, so I know very well what this kind of girl thinks. Uncle Zhou said earlier that several generations of leaders have the pros and cons of managing the country, at this stage, maximizing interests, laughing at poverty and not prostitution has become the characteristics of the times, especially women who can come to the imperial capital to study, most of them belong to smart women, and finding the third man as his lifelong partner is definitely the most haode way to step into a wealthy family, and it is also the fastest and most effective way.

Here I would like to briefly elaborate on my personal views on men and women. It seems to me that women are only divided into two types, smart and stupid, and there are very few mediocre people; Men tend to be mediocre, very smart and very stupid. I've always thought this was the biggest joke the Creator ever played with us. Therefore, these smart women know how to stand on the shoulders of giants and use shoulders as a starting point to maximize the benefits of the fastest and most effective way. Personally, I don't object to them doing this, but I don't approve of it either, after all, it's their own choice, and it has nothing to do with me.

Since our brother's freshman years, the third child has been the first guy in our dormitory who is ready to move, maybe it's someone else's territory, anyway, it's always stronger than us outsiders. It's a pity that as soon as the freshman girl entered the school, she was deceived by the senior boys, and the third child waited until she made substantial progress with Wang Yan before she began to get out of control. If drugs are addicted, then men who have tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time will also be addicted to this aspect, especially young men in their twenties, who are at the age of blood and energy, just like flies seeing poop, and they can't be separated if they want to. Since the third child and Wang Yan have been entangled for a few months, the third child deeply felt the hardships and pain of a long-distance relationship, so he quickly broke up quickly. Of course, because everyone is in a different position, they look at this issue differently. The eldest talked to the third elder about this matter, but it didn't seem to have any effect, the third child still went his own way, between brothers and women, the eldest chose brothers; After all, I have been favored by the third child and his family for too long, so I can't say much, so I can only say a few words on the spot; The second one, who is still unmarried, has no say in this matter.

I summarized the characteristics of the third child to treat each girlfriend, and came to the conclusion that the third child is suitable for being a lover and not a husband. Then I analyzed it specifically and came to the following conclusions:

First, the third child treats each of his current girlfriends very dedicatedly. As long as you are my woman now, I will give 10,000% of my feelings to you alone, walking on the street, I only have you in my eyes, no matter how charming and charming Nizi is passing by, the eyes of the third child will only stare at his girlfriend's body, and will never look at each other.

Second, the third person is full of too much mystery and freshness in front of his lover. The topics he talks to you about and the things he starts to do are all for his current girlfriend, some are sweet traps, some are Lang Man's surprises, some are little secrets between lovers, and some are petty bourgeoisie. On his birthday, use candles to design various patterns for his girlfriend in KTV; When my girlfriend is not in class, she brings camping equipment at night, goes out to light a bonfire, lives in a tent, and counts the stars; When shopping, play some ambiguous games; A cup of iced coffee in the summer, a pot of soup in the winter...... The above makes his current girlfriend never know what the third child is thinking, what he is going to do next, maybe the third child was still coaxing you to play yesterday, and today he will propose to break up, but the reasons for the breakup can be accepted by these girls, which I admire. As a result, many girls who left the third child could not get out of the shadow of broken love for a long time.

Third, spend a lot of money without asking for anything in return. As I mentioned above, the third child bought the latest mobile phone for one of his girlfriends, and the other party was just shopping with the third child, when he walked to the mobile phone counter, his eyes stayed for a while, and the third child was happy to show his eyes at that time, but the next day, the objects in her eyes were given to each other in the form of gifts. And in the relationship, the third child can always remember the other party's birthday, the number of days of the relationship, each specific festival, and the origin of the festival...... Something that tests men's memory in particular. Even as long as the third child likes it, every day in the relationship is a festival for the two of them, and the third child will give each other some gifts in a different way, and take the other party to visit some distinctive locations and snack stalls in the imperial capital. Anyway, the third child's purse in the later period has always been empty, which has caused me, who is not rich, to help him through one economic crisis after another.

Fourth, break up decisively and will not drag the mud and water. Once the third child is ready to end a relationship, he will inform the other party in the shortest possible time, and then leave without any nostalgia, absolutely not eating back grass. I appreciate this very much, because in doing so, it will also allow the other party to come out quickly, without both of them being too entangled.

I really can't remember how many girlfriends the third child has, but the third child can be like a few treasures. Until I joined the work and left the third child's dormitory, I knew no less than twenty of the third girlfriends. The longest time was Wang Yan's time, which lasted for more than two months, and the shortest was less than a week from the realization of the breakup. If you say that the third child is abusive, I don't think it's right, because he is very devoted to every girl; If you say that the third child is dedicated, but each time together is not long, my conclusion is that the third child must have something to hide from me on the issue of feelings, but he refuses to say, and I am not good to inquire, and now this secret is with the third child, sleeping underground.

to be continued