Chapter 19: Smiling Faces (19)
The white lantern fell straight into the deep pit with the glow of fire, and Wu Ang stood next to the pit and glanced into the pit!
This doesn't matter, and it directly scares Wu Ang, an old man who deals with demons and monsters all day long, into a handstand!
I saw that the pit was crawling with scorpions, centipedes, snakes and other common poisons, as well as some strange and unnamed poisonous insects, densely packed and countless!
When the lantern fell, it was like a scoop of water poured into a pan of oil, and the poison immediately blew up the pot, and all kinds of strange screams and crawling sounds came from the hole!
"Mom! I'll go! It's lively! The wind is howling! Hearing those sounds starting to come towards the mouth of the pit, Wu Ang was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, and he ran away into the distance just by hearing his strange scream!
Wu Ang ran in the direction where he had fought before, and at this moment, the dog was still lying on the ground on all fours rolling his eyes, the smell on his body made Wu Ang frown, and finally Wu Ang endured the stench and rushed over to shine on the dog's face!
Wu Ang could have used a gentle way to wake up the dog, but the dog beat him before, although Wu Ang said in person that this matter was over, but he was really a little tempered in his heart, so now Wu Ang used the method of slapping the dog to wake up the dog, which can be regarded as a personal vendetta!
The dog finally woke up in pain after being slapped by Wu Ang more than a dozen times in a row, and when the dog woke up, his mind was not clear, so he only heard him shouting with his eyes closed: "Monster grandpa, don't eat me!" My meat is sour! ”
Wu Ang saw that the dog had not recovered and his eyes were closed, he suddenly came to a prank, he put his mouth to the side of the dog's ear and pinched his throat and said sharply: "Your monster grandma is pregnant, she likes to eat sour, and I will stew you later!" ”
After hearing Wu Ang's shrill words in his ear, the dog closed his eyes and shouted, "Mom! Angzi! Help me! Saying that, the dog actually used his hands and feet backwards and began to climb up!
Seeing that the dog had been frightened by himself, it was estimated that he would be frightened if he continued like this, Wu Ang would no longer trick him, Wu Ang walked in front of the dog in three steps and two steps, and said to the dog in his usual voice: "Dog! Open your eyes! It's all done! ”
"Angzi! Woo woo... I was really scared to death just now, don't you know ......" The dog hurriedly opened his eyes when he heard Wu Ang's voice, and when he saw that it was indeed Wu Ang standing in front of him, he actually cried with a whin, and then he recounted the previous encounter with the monster with a handful of snot and tears!
"Stop! Dog, our top priority now is to go home and save Xiaohua, and your glorious deeds will be slowly talked about when you drink in the future! Seeing the dog's posture of wanting to pour bitter water, Wu Ang hurriedly stopped him from talking further!
"Oh! If you don't say it, I really forgot! Right! Let's go back and save my daughter-in-law! When Wu Ang said this, the dog remembered the purpose of his trip, and then he hurriedly got up from the ground, pulled Wu Ang and prepared to rush home!
But the dog stopped after walking two steps, because he couldn't make out the direction of his home!
Seeing that the dog stopped, Wu Ang also guessed in his heart that the dog might not know how to go home, but fortunately, Wu Ang made marks along the way when he advanced the mountain forest first. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Wu Ang pulled the dog and said to the dog: "You better follow me, I have made marks along the way!" ”
The dog nodded, and then he gave way and motioned for Wu Ang to go forward, Wu Ang didn't say anything, turned on the flashlight and led the way in front of him as he came.
By the time Wu Ang and the dog came out of the forest, the sky outside the forest was already faintly bright, and Wu Ang and the dog heard the sound of chickens, and it seemed that these two people had been tossing in the forest for a whole night before they came out!
The two of them were hungry and sleepy after this night's tossing, especially Wu Ang, his consumption was much more than that of a dog, and at this moment, his feet were as heavy as lead, and the upper and lower eyelids of his eyes were also fighting!
After leaving the forest, Wu Ang saw that his previous altar was still there, he walked over and put all the things on the table back into the sack, and when the things were almost collected, Wu Ang suddenly remembered that he still had an important thing to do!
So Wu Ang hurriedly handed over the charm that received the soul of the little flower to the dog, and said to the dog: "Dog! This spell is given to you, and when you get home, you immediately stick this charm on your daughter-in-law's head, and it won't be long before she wakes up! ”
"Angzi, won't you come with me?" When the dog saw the spell handed over by Wu Ang, he was a little surprised, he originally thought that Wu Ang would go to his house with him, but he never thought that Wu Ang was not going to go at this time!
Wu Ang heard the dog's question, and he hurriedly said: "Your matter has been solved, and there are still some things that need to be solved on my side, you go back first, and I will come to you when I am done!" ”
The dog saw that Wu Ang's eyes were bloodshot, and the whole person looked very tired, and he didn't say anything, so he thanked Wu Ang and picked up the table and went in the direction of his home!
After Wu Ang was separated from the dog, he dragged his heavy body back to his house, and the first thing Wu Ang did when he returned home was to light an oil lamp!
After lighting the oil lamp, Wu Ang bowed to the various gods in his hall, and then he said with a chanting in his mouth: "All the past gods are above, the junior disciple Wu Ang accepted a smiling face named Zhang Huatian today, and the disciple intends to persuade him to go on the right path, and from now on he will be a slave and a servant under the disciple's seat and be dedicated to goodness, so as to wash away the past sins and karma!" I hope that all the gods of the past will have mercy on them and allow them to be placed under the disciple's seat! ”
After chattering for a while, Wu Ang took out the smiling soul bell and placed it on the offering table, and as soon as the soul bell was placed on the offering table, the statues of gods and Buddhas that Wu Ang worshiped actually shot out from his eyes and shone on the soul bell!
The dementor bell jingled like crazy when it was illuminated by those rays of light, but Wu Ang didn't seem to hear of it when he saw it!
After the light shone on the dementor bell, it began to slowly return to the statues, and finally the dementor bell stopped beating, and everything was calm!
After Wu Ang saw that the dementor bell was calm, he pinched a trick with his left hand on the dementor bell, and after the dementor bell was so little by him, the bell jumped a little, and then a white light shot out from above!
With the white light shooting out, a trace of red smoke was also released from the soul bell, and after the smoke was released, it changed from small to large, and it didn't take long for it to condense into Zhang Huatian's strange appearance!
After Zhang Huatian appeared, Wu Ang glanced at it up and down, only to see that at this moment, its whole body was wet as if it had just been fished out of the water, and the yin and evil aura on its body was also very sloppy, and its face was even more frighteningly white!
After Zhang Huatian appeared, his body trembled, and he trembled and said to Wu Ang: "Big... Immortals, I just saw a treasure in the soul bell, and all the gods appeared in the soul bell, which is really scary. Scared the hell out of me! ”
Wu Ang couldn't help but smile after hearing Zhang Huatian's words: "Aren't you good?" Tell you, what you saw just now is the various immortals I worship, they came to see you, so you can be regarded as recognizing the door, and you can freely enter and exit my temple in the future! ”
After listening to Wu Ang's explanation, Zhang Huatian hurriedly kowtowed to the statues worshiped by Wu Ang, and couldn't help but say, "Thank you for the grace of the immortals!" Thank you for your ......."
After seeing that Zhang Huatian kowtowed no less than twenty or thirty heads, Wu Ang said to Zhang Huatian: "It's done, don't kowtow, hurry up and make a fire to cook, I'm hungry!" ”
As soon as Zhang Huatian heard Wu Ang's words, he quickly got up from the ground and answered, and then he really ran to make a fire and cook!
From this day on, the smiling face of this chapter Hua Tian was hung under Wu Angmen! As for whether it is really dedicated to goodness in the future, ladies and gentlemen, listen to me and tell me slowly!