Chapter 92: Please Be Kind to Your Fans
Material and spiritual enjoyment are the two most basic needs of human beings, and this is true for ordinary people, as well as for eunuchs.
According to the laws of the Ming Dynasty, eunuchs are not allowed to move around at will, and it is even more difficult to get out of the palace! So the eunuchs, who were extremely bored, spent their energy elsewhere. For example, the Wheel King, he has practiced a good martial arts, but it is not bad to be able to practice that kind of Cheng dΓΉ due to his qualifications!
Another example is Wei Zhongxian, who was originally a ruffian, and later entered the palace because of gambling debts, and rode the wind and waves all the way to his current position with the group's sycophant kung fu and extraordinary courage, he is a typical example of using his energy in power!
It's just that there are only a few elites in this world after all, and most of the eunuchs are still idle and crazy but have no talent, so they can only wait in vain for ** to gradually decay and stink!
I don't know when it started, the eunuch's nest suddenly appeared in the palace!
It is located in a dark corner next to the root of the imperial city, and I don't know which eunuch with a talent for business built a row of courtyards here, and since then the eunuchs and guards who are not on duty have become frequent visitors here!
"Who is this?" 6 Xiaofeng frowned and looked at the eunuch beside Ling Xiao.
Ling Xiao looked around left and right, to be honest, it was also the first time he had come to the eunuch's den. "I didn't expect it to be so lively! Introduction, this is Maruko's father-in-law! He will show us around the place. He waved his hand and said casually.
"Yo! This is the world-famous four eyebrows, 6 Xiaofeng, and 6 heroes! This eunuch has red lips and white teeth, delicate skin and a fight with the girl, and a choking smell of fat powder comes to his face.
6 Xiaofeng smiled a little embarrassedly: "Hello, what a blessing!" β
"You're so handsome! I love it! Xiao Maruko looked excited, grabbed 6 Xiaofeng's hand and shook it vigorously! It's like a little girl who has found her first love!
"Uh, you're so blunt! I couldn't accept it, but it was the first time I had a ...... Count yourself as a man, confess to me! It's a little uncomfortable! 6 Xiaofeng shook off Xiao Maruko's hand with a painful face.
Ling Xiao smiled maliciously: "I didn't expect the rumors in the rivers and lakes to be true!" 6 Xiaofeng's charm can be killed in seconds from an eight-year-old girl to an eighty-year-old woman! It's just that I didn't expect it to include ...... Sort of a man! β
"Thank you for the compliment, why are eunuchs always so virtuous?" 6 Xiaofeng hated and hated.
"Bear with him, and treat him as a woman! Anyway, if you're so handsome, let him soak it! Ling Xiao said impatiently.
"I'm handsome, I'm going to be soaked by him! Then why don't you go up! 6 Xiaofeng roared.
Ling Xiao shrugged and gloated, "You finally admit that I'm also handsome!" But alas, people don't like me. After saying that, he walked inside.
6 Xiaofeng reluctantly followed, and Xiao Maruko kept throwing flattering eyes at him, and from time to time he held his arm and bent it like a bird.
"This eunuch's nest! It's not big, but it's like a gossip array, if I don't lead the way, maybe the 6 heroes will walk into my room! Maruko pretended to be coquettish.
6 Xiaofeng shook off his arm again, gritted his teeth and said: "If I really walked into your house, I would definitely beat you first, and you can't take care of yourself!" β
"Oh, you're so bad! It's so domineering! People love it! β
6 Xiaofeng rolled his eyes and stopped talking, he felt that his brain hurt a little, and an urge to beat people filled his heart.
Ling Xiao covered her smiling stomach and said with a straight face: "Everyone likes to enjoy it, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling on the four major drugs, any of which can make people **." Eunuchs are limited by congenital prostitution, but eating, drinking, and gambling are enough for them to pursue. Although I haven't been here, the delicacies here are famous in the whole capital! The best money in the world is women's money, and the second best money is eunuchs! What they want is very simple, just enjoy! β
"It's still Lord Ling's confidant, we just like to enjoy it!" Maruko said and touched 6 Xiaofeng's chest.
6 Xiaofeng shuddered, and his body shook without a trace, and Xiao Maruko's hand suddenly slipped and knocked his head with an "oops".
"Who tripped me?" The little Maruko wolf got up and touched the back of his head for unknown reasons.
Ling Xiao raised his eyebrows, and said with a meaningful smile: "Do you understand what I said?" β
"Understood! I brought a lot of money! 6 Xiaofeng said clearly.
Ling Xiao nodded and pulled Xiao Maruko over and continued to walk forward, and soon came to a lively mansion.
"This is the most famous casino! Almost all the eunuchs have gambled here, and if you want to know anything, just ask the eunuchs here! Maruko chuckled and pointed inside.
"Eunuch? Who is it? 6 Xiaofeng asked strangely.
"The eunuch is our joking name for him, because no matter what the gambling game, he is the first to take the lead!" Maruko explained.
"In other words, he's a first-class gambler!" 6 Xiaofeng muttered thoughtfully.
Ling Xiao chuckled, "You go first, thank you for leading the way." β
"Yo! Lord Ling is polite, it is our family's honor to lead the way for you! Goodbye, dear! Saying that, he gave 6 Xiaofeng a flying kiss, and turned around three times in one step and left with reluctance.
"Much easier!" 6 Xiaofeng took a breath of relief, stepped forward as she spoke, and suddenly stopped after walking a few steps, "Why don't you go?" β
Ling Xiao looked at the crowd coming and going and suddenly asked, "Do you understand what I said before?" β
"Which words?"
"The ones about enjoyment!"
6 Xiaofeng took out a stack of silver tickets from his arms when he heard this, "Don't worry, you have enough money!" β
Ling Xiao couldn't help but laugh: "It seems that you still don't understand!" It's true that eunuchs love to enjoy, but they love the feeling of being respected even more! β
"What do you mean?"
Ling Xiao waved frequently to the guards and eunuchs passing by and said, "The eunuchs are a group of incomplete people, even if they can lean over the government and the opposition, they will be called eunuchs in the hearts of others!" So, endless low self-esteem makes them crave to be respected by people! The reason why I am so popular in and out of the palace is not how well I know how to manage relationships, but because I treat people with sincerity! Whether it is a eunuch, a guard, a palace maid, a peddler's pawn or even a beggar**, I will treat them equally! β
6 Xiaofeng looked at Ling Xiao with a solemn face, and suddenly realized that he never really knew this kid!
Ling Xiao looked at 6 Xiaofeng's surprised expression, rolled her eyes and said, "Curious about a man?" Are you going to fall in love with my rhythm? As he spoke, he patted him on the shoulder and said, "You are a world-famous hero!" Take the tall route, where will we, the small fish and shrimp at the bottom of the society, enter your sight! I say so much just in the hope that you can lower your posture, even if it is just a smile, it can warm their hearts a lot, because they know that you, a hero, will never smile against their will! β
"They all know me?" 6 Xiaofeng was a little surprised.
Ling Xiao pouted and said, "Your reputation is not only spread all over the rivers and lakes, but also in the palace!" There is more than one storyteller who has made up your story into a joke and told it every day, in the morning and in the evening! I've heard of it too! For example, the embroidery thief! You know? That little pill just now is your brainless powder, if you just showed him even a little smile, then from now on you are equivalent to an extra nail in the palace! β
Ling Xiao's words made 6 Xiaofeng silent for a while, there is no doubt about it! He is a proud man, with high wisdom and perfect appearance, as well as a group of friends who value love and righteousness and confidantes who are never lacking, he is qualified to be proud! But once upon a time, he was just an ant struggling on the line of death! Just like Ling Xiao said, after staying in this high-level circle for a long time, he no longer has the ability to play with any relationship!
Blinking and gasping lightly, "Okay! Maybe you're right, I'll tweak it appropriately! β
"Whatever you want!" Ling Xiao said casually, and entered the mansion first, and the guards and eunuchs in front of him all smiled and got out of the way when they saw him.
"Yo! Isn't this Lord Ling? What the wind is blowing you! A man with a beard laughed.
Right! You read that right, it's just a beard all over the face! Eunuchs can't grow beards, so they often have low self-esteem and put some hair on their faces to pretend to be real men!
6 Xiaofeng couldn't help but look at Ling Xiao's words when he saw his appearance, in addition to a painful face, it seems that these eunuchs are indeed a little inferior and excessive!
"Of course it's a copper stench of money!" Ling Xiao laughed.
The man also laughed, and suddenly looked at 6 Xiaofeng and asked, "Who is this?" Tender meat with fine skin! β
"Fortunately! Fortunately! 6 Xiaofeng, it's down! β
Ling Xiao looked at 6 Xiaofeng with some surprise, his talent is good! This acting skill can be regarded as an actor! If you want to be approachable, you won't talk nonsense! Do you know which onion this man is?
"I didn't expect it to be the famous 6 Xiaofeng 6 heroes! Long admiration! Long admiration! If you meet outside, I'm sure I'll have a drink with you! But everyone in the rivers and lakes knows that you are a **annoyance! Not only do you get into trouble, but you can also cause trouble to others! So I don't know if I'm going to welcome you now! The man said with a gloomy face.
6 Xiaofeng slowly came to the man, "I want to ask you something, you may get into trouble because of this, and you may die because of it!" Do you still dare to answer me? "Every step of the way is a radical method.
The man laughed and said, "Why should I answer your question!" With your fingers? β
6 Xiaofeng shook his head, "I will beat you in what you are best at!" β
"You're confident, but I'm not going to give you this opportunity!" The man frowned and said.
6 Xiaofeng raised his beautiful eyebrows and said, "Hey! So many people have idolized you, please show some grace! β
The man looked around, and the eunuch guards around him looked at him with a little strange eyes, and Ling Xiao said very solemnly on the side: "Don't worry! I will never despise you for this! It's true! β
The man shouted with black lines on his face: "Good! I'll bet with you! But if you lose, I want you to kneel down and call me Brother Ma! β
"Okay! It's not a problem! By the way, can I bet along with it? Ling Xiao asked with a smile.
"Hey! Feed! I haven't said yes yet! Don't jump to conclusions! 6 Xiaofeng said angrily.
But apparently the eunuchs completely ignored him in front of money, pa! One by one, they scrambled to slap the silver on the table!
(Holy!) There are so many buddies who have chosen**! In this era, only more girls are king! And today's computer at home seems to have a problem, and it can't be transmitted! This chapter is a bit late, everyone understands! οΌ
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