Qingxu's face twitched, he looked at Wan Jinyou speechlessly, and said, "You haven't tried it yet, how do you know that you will refuse?" ”

Wan Jinyou said with an embarrassed face, "But, what if she refuses?" Wouldn't that be shameless? "Wan Jinyou's machismo is here again, and he always feels that his face is more important, and he cares more about his face. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Qingxu looked at him with disdain and said, "Old man, I finally know why you don't have a girlfriend like this, just your figure and appearance, with your character, if the old man and I were a woman, I would definitely not take a fancy to you!" ”

Wan Jinyou took a serious look at him and said, "If a woman looks like you, I'd rather be single for the rest of my life!" ”

Qingxu was choked by his words, pointing at him and saying several words "you" in a row, but he couldn't say the next words. After a long time, Qingxu calmed down, looked at Wan Jinyou, and said: "Just a straight man like you, no wonder you don't have a girlfriend, which girl will take a fancy to you?" What's more, it's a big beauty like Wei Wei, so it's strange that people are willing to agree? ”

When Wan Jinyou heard this, he said with a bitter face, "Even you don't think so much about me, it seems that if I confess, she will not agree to it nine times out of ten!" ”

Qingxu held his forehead, feeling very speechless, looking at Wan Jinyou, he had an urge to strangle him, if he didn't have a senior brother who made him feel terrible. After being silent for a long time, Qingxu said, "I don't mean that, what I mean is that you, a man and an old dog, should play the principle of three don'ts, and your machismo can be abandoned." ”

"Three don't principles?" Wan Jinyou showed a puzzled look on his face and asked, "What is the principle of three don'ts?" ”

Qingxu looked at him speechlessly and replied, "The first is shameless, the second is shameless, and the third is shameless." ”

Burst!

Wan Jinyou almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, looked at Qingxu blankly, and said, "Aren't you talking nonsense?" The three principles are the same, and to say it is to say it is to not say it. ”

Qingxu replied, "Why can't you light this cowhide lantern?" The old man's dolls have already been drawn on the wall, and you still haven't opened your mind. The old man is also convinced, forget it, for the sake of everyone's acquaintance, the old man will point you out. ”

Qingxu took a deep breath, organized his thoughts, and said, "Don't think about success or not, first of all, you have to be bold and careful, and boldly confess to Wei Wei, even if you are rejected." If you can't do it once, there will be a second time, a third time, make confession your daily routine, and confess to her once a day. Of course, your elm head should also be filled with some knowledge, your mouth should be sweet, and you must know how to coax girls. As long as you are willing to persevere, I don't believe that Wei Wei will not agree! ”

"Uh......" Wan Jinyou was stunned for a moment and asked, "Bold and thin-skinned?" If you are rejected, you still have to not be discouraged, play the character of a dead face, and pester her, right? ”

"You have to pay attention to the wording, this is not called dead skin, this is called stalking, young people, in terms of language arts, you still have to study hard!" Qingxu Old God looked at him earnestly and said.

"Uh, uh, is there a difference between the two? How do I feel about it? Wan Jinyou asked.

"The difference is huge. It's still early, so I'll tell you. Qingxu paused with the expression that you had picked up the treasure, and then said, "Stalking is a neutral and positive word, indicating that this person's character is persistent, not easy to be discouraged and hit, and has perseverance; And dead skin is a derogatory term, which is generally used on scoundrels, do you understand the difference between the two? ”

"Uh, uh, it turns out that there is such a big exquisiteness, and the Chinese culture is really broad and profound!" Wan Jinyou couldn't refute it, so he had to say so.

"Well, you have to learn more, don't lose the culture left by your ancestors." Qingxu said.

"However, my mouth is not sweet, and I can't say anything to coax girls, what should I do?" Wan Jinyou asked with a little weakness.

"I'll recommend some books to you, as long as you are familiar with them and memorize all the tricks in them, you can be a teacher, and Bao Bao will be caught." Qingxu said.

"Okay, whatever the book, you can tell it and listen to it, I'll buy it!" Wan Jinyou said.

""Pickle Girl Cheats", "Chasing Beauty Treasure Book", "One Hundred Techniques for Coaxing Girls", "Analysis of Girls' Thoughts", ......" Qingxu Old God Stick said the names of more than a dozen books in one breath, all of which are related to pickle girls. And listening to the names of books is very novel.

Yes, it's a novelty. Because of the names of these books, Wan Jinyou has never heard of any of them. Xin said, "I haven't heard of any of these books, so they can't be some stalls that have been put on the shelf, right?" ”

"How? Have you remembered everything? As long as you have learned all the above skills, mastered them flexibly, and applied them in practice, you can officially become a teacher. Old man, I'll guarantee you, you will definitely be able to chase Wei Wei down! Qingxu said.

"Uh, uh, to tell you the truth, I haven't heard of any of these books, and I just searched Baidu and found that I didn't find any of them. Old guy, you really didn't lie to me? Wan Jinyou looked at him suspiciously, raised the mobile phone in his hand, and expressed his doubts.

"Hey, hey, hey. See? Qingxu smiled and said, "It's not a secret, these books are all unique, and they can't be seen in the outside market, and only the old man can get a source of goods here." Because these books are real cheats, every trick mentioned in them can be called classics, which can be actually used in life, and all kinds of trials and ...... "Qingxu old god stick did his best, praising the books he said to the heavens and the earth, the world's best, unique."

Wan Jinyou looked at the old god stick who was foaming at the mouth, and suddenly felt that the old god stick looked like a pyramid scheme. Could it be that the old god still sells books?

Wan Jinyou interrupted Qingxu's words, looked at him seriously, and asked, "Old fellow, tell you the truth, you shouldn't be the trust of these booksellers, right?" Why is it so remote? ”

"Whew! Old man, am I such a person? It's really kind to be a donkey's lungs, old man, I'm so kind to help you pick up girls, you kid actually doubt me? I haven't dropped the price yet, old man. Qingxu blew his beard and glared and said, it seemed that Wan Jinyou's words hurt his self-esteem.

"Really not? You have to tell the truth! Wan Jinyou was unmoved, the old guy is old and fine, and every word he says must be carefully considered, even if it is a punctuation mark, he must refer to it carefully, otherwise I am afraid that he will fall into the trick of the old god. He didn't believe that this old god stick would be so kind and actually help him pick up girls.

After all, he is not familiar with the old god, he has only known each other for a few days, and there are people who are not relatives or relatives, and they have nothing to do. Although Wanjinyou's EQ is low, its IQ is still above the normal level. For the words of pulling the stick, to be honest, he didn't believe a single punctuation mark.

The old god stick was embarrassed by his eyes, laughed a few times, and said, "I'm really not the trust of those booksellers, if you don't believe it, I can swear to God." ”

"The old guy is babbling nonsense again. I swear I've been tired of playing with this thing since I was a child, and I've sent it all when there is thunder on any day, five thunders on the top, sores on the top of the head, pus on the soles of the feet, etc. As a result, I'm still alive and well. You're playing this trick in front of me, and you're underestimating my IQ, aren't you? Wan Jinyou looked at the old god stick speechlessly, sighed, and said.

"Ordinary oaths are naturally not made by the old man, and I won't tell you the truth, the old man swore more than you ate when he was young, and I know much more about the tricks than you. I also know that swearing or anything can't fool you. But what if you swear by your heart, it's okay, right? Qingxu said.

Wan Jinyou was not relieved when he heard this, but his heart sank, and he looked at him vigilantly. Even though the old god said that he would swear by his heart, he still felt the smell of conspiracy and asked, "Really? ”

"It's true, old man, I don't care to lie to you." Qingxu said.

"Okay. Swear first! Wan Jinyou said.

"I swear from my heart, I am definitely not the trust of those books, otherwise, the sky will thunder, and five thunders will hit the top!" Qingxu swore very crisply.

"No, who is fooled by such an oath? What books do those books refer to, reissued! Wan Jinyou frowned and said directly.

Qingxu glanced at him dissatisfiedly and said, "At a young age, there are so many things!" "Having said that, I still swore seriously, and this time the oath was impeccable.

At the end, Qingxu asked, "Boy, is this all right?" ”

Seeing him say this, although Wan Jinyou still felt that something was wrong, he still didn't find anything wrong, so he had to say, "Okay, how do you sell these books?" ”

Qingxu saw that he was relieved, his face was full of chrysanthemum-like smiles, and he said enthusiastically, "Because these books are written by a love saint and can withstand the test, the price is a little high." ”

"Say, there's no problem with a higher price, as long as it's useful!" Wan Jinyou said indifferently. In his mind, even if the price is high, it should not be high.

"I recommend eleven books to you, and the price of each book is 1,150 yuan, for a total of 12,650 yuan." Qingxu said.

Burst!

Wan Jinyou really wanted to strangle him with his own hands, gritted his teeth and said, "You really think I'm a fat sheep?" ”

"Don't say that, although the price is a little more expensive, but the expensive is practical, you don't lose when you buy it, you can't be fooled when you buy it. Think about it, isn't it cost-effective to spend such a small amount of money to get Wei Wei in your hands? Qingxu drew a big pie and tempted. (To be continued.) )