Chapter 25: Sincerity
By the time Thomas arrived at the town hall at noon, Kurgal was already there. Her eyes lit up at the sight of the ranger, and she waved enthusiastically to him, despite the arrogance and reserve of the spellcaster.
Thomas raised his eyes and saw the poet with silver dragon blood and Sakura Manji hairstyle next to her with a forced smile, he didn't want to attract the hatred of his rival because of the soul of a "man", even if it was a netizen he had known on Earth before.
It is the largest house near the central square of Brynsander and is often used as an extension of the market, or as a place to hold holy feasts on festivals, and for refugees from other towns to live temporarily.
This is not only because the people of Brynsander and Icewind Dale like to be affordable and don't value pomp, but also because it was originally used as a warehouse more than a hundred years ago. The original town hall, the most luxurious house in all of Icewind Valley, was cleverly seized by the spokesman of the time, Casios, and turned into a private residence. He had been tricked by the use of a necklace by the Drow Ranger's friend, a useless and completely unknown halfling, and gave the mansion to the halfling, but eventually repented of it.
Since then, the town hall and the speaker's mansion have been inherited, with some repairs and extensions at best.
It had only taken one morning before, and on the grounds that the unilateral evidence was not admissible, the spokesman settled the believers of the Winter Goddess. But the merchant was also given some symbolic compensation, which Thomas disapproved.
Perhaps to counteract the negative effects of that behavior, when the spokesperson took the stage, she was accompanied by two paladins.
Mina's expression was quite intimate, and the gray-haired middle-aged man who was farther away, with his hairstyle, beard, clothing, and demeanor, was meticulous, revealing a rigorous atmosphere, and looked more reliable than Mina, who was a little girl.
Thomas listened intently and got the information he wanted from the conversations of the people around him.
A merchant is showing off his talents with his companions: "Sir Balich...... Don't you know, the largest church in the city is dedicated to the three gods of justice. This lord is the knight of the god of justice!"
And the other party who understood touched his arm and showed a hint of sarcastic ridicule.
The wearing of a transparent gauze cloth on one eye, the glove on his right arm and the armor of a different color, especially the hammer and the balance pattern on the chest of the armor, all indicate Sir Balich's beliefs.
Actually, Thomas didn't bother to memorize the style of the emblem, but Tyr was different, so he paid attention.
"He came to Torrell from another world, most likely Earth, about two thousand years ago, and became interested in the world. Documentation of these is now scarce. Cortana retrieved information from the memory bank, "But it is said that it was worshipped under different names before that, and that there were beliefs in other worlds besides Earth and Torrell. ”
Thomas wasn't surprised, as time travel is a very common thing in this world. It's just a pity that after the magic plague, most of the portals were destroyed.
Tyr also lost his face to Torreel during the Plague of Magic, but it wasn't hard to come back. So he didn't bother to think about whether he had died, whether he had been resurrected in recent years, and how he had been resurrected.
Just know that this is indeed a big guy who can match Mina!
Got rid of the two paladins, and the father of the current sheriff and captain of the guard, Markham, also put on armor to cheer on the spokesman.
It is said that he was also an adventurer when he was young, but now his body has long since been destroyed by the traces of time and old wounds. It is estimated that the physical fitness is far less than it was back then, but the skills are still skilled.
"Very good, it seems that she has finally started to strengthen her power after suffering a loss, and it seems that she can keep the peace of Ten Towns and Icewind Dale. ”
"Hmph. The female mage who walked up to him sneered disdainfully: "Her own strength is insufficient, and relying on others is not a long-term solution after all! ”
Kurgal's outfit today has been changed from yesterday's, and his calves appear to be bared when he walks. Her clothes were much cooler than the others, so that more eyes were on her today than at the speaker. Thomas was suspicious that the man was completely perverted.
"Can you take them down, then?"
"Uh...... Sheriffs and militiamen, one trick is enough. Two paladins, it's hard to get...... I've slaughtered several warrior monks who have been boasting of being mage killers, and this stinky and hard tin can is ......"
"Hahahaha," Thomas smiled, "Justification by faith, inviolability of all evils, this routine is very popular whether it is China or foreign countries, the earth or Torrell." ”
Kurgal nodded: "Starting from Dong Zhongshu's rebound witch curse in "Romance of Customs", to various novels and notes such as "The Wizard of Oz", and then all the way to the starting point novel before the time travel. Most of them are reciting classics orally, and if they have "Haoran righteousness" in their hearts, they can exert an anti-magic force field that is unilaterally effective against the enemy. ”
She couldn't help but sneer, and Thomas thought helplessly: "Big brother, your reactionary position has come out again." ”
At this time, the dwarfs who had been watching this pair of abstinent men and indulgent women pitifully stretched out their hands and pulled the placket of the human being: "My good master, lift me up, I want to stand in the stand." ”
Thomas grabbed him by the back of the collar with one hand and carried the dwarf to the same height as himself.
"You are two-eyed, how can you hold a child like this. Don't you put it on your shoulder? ...... sincerely" The female mage glared at him, but realized that something was wrong: "I am ...... day"
She hurriedly covered her mouth with a fan and pretended to be a lady: "Oh, how did this child's hair change color." It won't make Madame ......."
Black hair is a strong gene, Kurgal knows it, so he instantly made up a number of green texts TXT that Thomas is the bitter master: "It's really pitiful, when the books I copied become famous, it is better for you to play Yang Guo and Bu Jingyun." Oh, Huang Rong's silicon science and technology article, you can also make a cameo appearance as Guo Jing. ”
"What are you talking about, don't you see he's a dwarf?"
"That's right......" Kurgal's mood suddenly became happy, "I'll just say that you have a son, it's too strange." ”
Her smile froze suddenly, and an unpleasant and tingling aura enveloped her, and she turned her head to see that it was Mina.
The Paladin, who had already stepped down from the podium, approached with a magical compound longbow and a tattered green cloak in her hand, and saw her beside the Ranger with a disguised smile on her face.
"Mosad, this is the Hand of Hildrin for you, the longbow, and the Ranger Monterey's cloak!" Mina grimaced, handing the equipment to the Ranger.
Monterey was the master of the Dark Elf Ranger, but unlike his famous apprentice, Monterey himself was more skilled with bows and arrows.
The people around who couldn't grasp the key point exclaimed: "It's really considerate of her subordinates, it's obviously the spokesperson she rescued, but she gave all the rewards to her subordinates!"
Don't you say it, Thomas's headache. This is a strategy to attract the mastermind behind the scenes to hate and protect him, and to give all the credit for rescuing the spokesperson to Mina, and at the same time, it can also show Mina's close relationship with the spokesperson to deter some people. He didn't care about fame in the first place, and it was good to get a bow.
The only problem was that the paladin was not used to lying, and even if she adopted the Spring and Autumn brushwork, she felt too ashamed.
Looking at Mina, who was facing a straight face, but his cheeks were gradually dyed red, Thomas suddenly became sexual!
He put down the dwarf, grabbed Mina's armor with lightning speed, and lifted her with almost a hundred pounds of armor.
“............ Look for death!" Mina was furious, and she couldn't reach Thomas's body with her short hands, so she slammed her elbow, got out of the ground, and walked away angrily.
"Hiss~~" Thomas gasped and rubbed the purple joints that were pinched by Mina, and the finger that was injured had just healed when this happened.
But when he turned to Kurgal to hear words of sympathy and comfort, the latter also turned his head disdainfully: "Hmph, Lolicon." ”
"Nonsense! In the past, you have been slandering me as Loliton in the QQ group, but you are the only one with a northern expression. We normal people are all big ships and giant artillery!"
"I'm cute that the north is not Lori.,It's just that she happens to be Lori.。 Then she suddenly felt that something was not quite right in her stomach.
"Hey," Thomas sneered, "Didn't you Shanghai fan shout to give you a monkey." You don't even dare to face the base, it's duplicity at all!"
You're stupid, Kurgal thought, if I see the light, I won't have any fans.
Seeing her frozen in place, Thomas was smug and wanted to continue to refute. At that moment, he suddenly heard a "poof-" sound.
In addition to Thomas, at least seventy or eighty other people also heard the "poof-" sound.
First, everyone didn't dare to be presumptuous in front of the paladins, so although there were many people in the hall, it wasn't too noisy.
Second, because it's very loud.
Anyone who has ever farted can hear it as a fart.
Everybody farted.
There is nothing special about this fart except that it is a little louder.
It's just that it really shouldn't be put at this time, it shouldn't be put in this place, and it shouldn't be placed next to Thomas.
Of course, Thomas had already heard who put it, although she had said in the group before, "Beautiful girls farts are also pink and fragrant!"
By this time, seventy or eighty pairs of eyes had looked at him with astonishment and sneer. Mina's face was full of disbelief and almost shrank into the ground, and the dwarf looked at him proudly with the message "If you can eat it, you can put it away, you are a good man".
Thomas sighed secretly, glared at the knowing dwarf next to him with a threatening look, forbade him to speak, and then looked up.
He put on a relieved, feigned calm, cheeky, broken, and proud expression on his face, so that everyone could see who put the fart.
The charge belonged to this sloppy-looking ranger, not the beautiful, noble and elegant female mage next to him.
"I'm so handsome!" Thomas remembered the fan in Kurgal's hand that "I came by moonlight", and couldn't help but feel a sense of pride.
This is the most glorious moment as a fan of Mr. Gu, and I am above Xiangshuai at this moment!