(The computer seems to be broken, often disconnected, unable to connect to the Internet, and web pages cannot be opened.) Now pass a chapter or something, it's a headache)

The door of the devil opened violently, and the black hellfire burned, which surprised the "cute beautiful girl duo" who had never seen this momentum.

"W-what is this?"

"I felt a very evil aura."

The two little girls were a little frightened and couldn't help but shrink back.

"Roar~~" There was a long and loud roar from the Demon Gate, and then, a huge wolf dog close to a human height jumped out, with blue-black fur, dark eyes, claws flashing with a cold cold light, and a string of fine sparks erupted from the nostrils, revealing the bloodthirsty and fierce aura from the Demon Realm.

There was a low roar rolling in his throat, and a pair of eyes swept over everyone coldly, I have to say that the gray wolf looked quite good at this time.

"Roll the calves!" Lin Xiao was so angry and funny, this beast even learned to pretend to be B, his eyes glared at the moment, and said, "Hurry up and do something for me, otherwise Lao Tzu will pick your skin!" ”

"Woo~~" Lin Xiao spoke, the gray wolf's "powerful aura" was suddenly gone, squinting a pair of small eyes, pitifully leaning in front of Lin Xiao, a pair of tails wagging fast. Like a puppy waiting for the owner's reward for food, wagging his tail and begging for mercy and cuteness.

"Everyone is speechless, this beast turns his face faster than a book, where is your festival??

"Big Big Wolf." Qin Yan beckoned to the side, smiled and took out a packet of compressed beef, and shook it gently in his hand.

"Woo~~" The gray wolf's small eyes lit up, and he rushed to Qin Yan's side with a whoosh, opening his mouth and making a loud noise, and a pair of tails wagged loudly. In other words, aren't the wolf's tails all hard and straight, how can you shake so happily?

Sister Qin Yujie smiled slightly, threw the canned beef to the gray wolf, and said happily: "It's all grown so big, I still remember the first time I saw it, it was only a little bigger than an ordinary wolf dog, malnourished and rugged, well, it was still round and cute." ”

"Yes, Sister Qin is right, the puppy is so cute."

"Wow, is it called Big Big Wolf? What a cute name! ”

"Woo, let me hug, let me hug, okay?"

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Under the undisciplined cuteness of the gray wolf, several girls who have not yet escaped from the "childish" were successfully captured

Several big men glanced at each other, cold sweat dripping on their foreheads. Sure enough, women can't escape the temptation of pets

Don't look at the gray wolf as a brute, but that head is smart. Seeing that selling cuteness is effective, several girls all more or less took out delicious and attractive and fragrant food, this hell dog suddenly abandoned all the festivals, and ran back and forth between several girls shamelessly, with no image. In the end, it was still under Lin Xiao's murderous gaze that he reluctantly walked to the side of the dead King Kong and lowered his head and sniffed violently.

In the biosphere, the human sense of smell is definitely not very strong. Studies have shown that canines have a sense of smell tens of thousands of times that of humans, and are able to capture odor molecules that are free in the air and track them from a distance. At present, the most common method of international investigation and drug detection is to train police dogs, police pigs and other creatures, and use the animal's sense of smell to solve cases and arrest people.

Although the gray wolf is not a purebred dog, his nose is only strong and not weak, and he is a good hand at tracking and reconnaissance.

Even if someone can erase their footprints, confuse their own scent, and make it impossible for enemies to track. But this method is completely ineffective for the gray wolf.

In the words of the gray wolf, that is: even if you smear your whole body with Dabao SOD honey, you can't hide the smell on your body!

"Woo~~" The gray wolf raised his head, revealing a mouthful of white sharp teeth, whimpered at Lin Xiao, and then sprinted in one direction.

Lin Xiao said without hesitation: "Chase!" ”

The man who "stole the peaches" was also very cautious, often changing routes along the way, crossing two small streams along the way, and even rubbing his whole body with a leaf with a strong smell of juice. Rao is like this, but he still can't get rid of the gray wolf's tracking. Twenty minutes later, he was successfully blocked by Lin Xiao and others in a lower valley.

This is a middle-aged man in a black cloak and a scruffy beard, with a pale face, towering cheekbones, a pair of red eyes, and a ghostly aura all over his body.

"What are you chasing me for?" This man's eyes cautiously glanced at Lin Xiao and the others, his face was solemn, and as soon as he spoke, the hoarse and low sound like scraping glass with his fingers made everyone frown and frown, they had never heard such an ugly sound, it was even more noisy than noise!

Lin Xiao pursed his lips and said lightly: "Why are you chasing you?" Oh, the wicked sue first. So let me ask you, did you kill that gorilla? ”

"I haven't seen any gorillas," the man said expressionlessly, "I've always been in the valley and never left." ”

has been chased in front of him, and he can still lie casually without changing his face and heartbeat, should he say that he has excellent psychological quality or is he dying without repentance?

Xu Le rolled his eyes and couldn't help complaining: "I said brother, do you often study "Actor's Self-cultivation", and you don't even blink an eye when you lie." Tsk, if you are willing to film, then the Oscar Golden Rooster Award will definitely be yours! ”

"I really don't know what you're talking about." The middle-aged man's face showed a look of three points of confusion and seven points of anger, and then said: "You are wronged good people!" ”

Xu Le sneered: "Heh, this expression, this look, no one believes that you are pretending." If we hadn't had some proof, I'm afraid we would have been fooled by you like this, there is a saying, even if it is stewed: a dead duck has a hard mouth! Why do you have to wait until the moment you are stewed to repent? ”

"What are you doing with so much nonsense, just slaughter it!" Qin Yan frowned impatiently, her eyes full of murder.

Lin Xiao spread his hands, "Kill it, kill it, I have no opinion." ”

Lao Huang nodded: "Since everyone agrees, let's slaughter it." ”

Seeing the unhappiness and kindness of several members of the Celestial Gods approaching slowly, the middle-aged man's face finally changed, a flash of panic flashed in his eyes, and he suddenly shouted: "You'd better not mess with me!" Otherwise, you do it at your own risk!! ”

Lin Xiao was stunned for a moment, and then sneered: "Heh, it's a very empty and powerless threat." In other words, have you really seen the current situation clearly? ”

"Hmph, that's not a threat!" The middle-aged man swallowed and spit, glared at a pair of eyes and said, "...... You'd better not mess with me, Lao Tzu is a person who has watched more than 700 episodes of Conan, knows more than 600 ways to kill, is proficient in more than 200 kinds of secret room murder methods, knows hundreds of poisons, makes all kinds of alibi, skillfully uses fishing lines, tape recorders, daggers, poison needles and other crime tools, remember, don't mess with me, otherwise you don't know how to die! ”

"Do you mean such a schoolboy? Lao Tzu has also seen it! ”

"Lao Tzu has watched news broadcasts for more than 20 years, and he will be abducted and deceived in all kinds of pits. Proficient in more than 1,000 methods such as blocking, rumor-mongering, human flesh, and banning, there will be thousands of ways to sing praises of virtue, proficient in thousands of empty words, know hundreds of deceptions, make all kinds of illusions, and skillfully use politics, public opinion, pseudoscience and other confusing tools, remember, don't mess with me, don't mess with me, otherwise it's useless if you have watched more than 700 episodes of Conan! ”

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"Lao Tzu has watched 3,000 episodes of Pleasant Goat, all kinds of escape rooms, 900 kinds of food poisoning, 300 ways to use the protagonist's aura, 800 ways to cook meat, don't mess with me, even if you have watched the news broadcast and Conan."

"Lao Tzu has watched Journey to the West more than 40 times, all kinds of random sticks to death, all kinds of monkey head rescuers, seventy-two changes, 108,000 miles in an instant, don't mess with me, really don't mess with me! Even if you watch Xiyangyang and Conan and the news network, it won't work. ”

"Lao Tzu has watched more than 3,000 zombie movies, knows more than 700 ways to catch corpses, 300 methods of destroying corpses, and various ancestors possessed him, don't mess with me, otherwise even if you have watched the news network Conan and Pleasant Goat Journey to the West at the same time, you can't do it!"

"Lao Tzu has lived for 42 years, eaten tens of thousands of Chinese foods, drank Sanlu milk powder, eaten gutter oil, and knew 100,000 kinds of additives, which can make thousands of snacks, and skillfully use clenbuterol, nitrite, formaldehyde, zearabellol, etc. to stimulate your sense of taste infinitely. Remember, don't mess with me, otherwise even if you've watched Conan, News Network, Xiyangyang, Journey to the West, zombies, AV is useless! ”

The crowd was speechless.

"Is this guy crazy? It must be. ”

"It shouldn't be, the master is really getting less and less level, and he even recruited this kind of madman."

"Woo, I've heard that the people in the world who can't reason with him the most are crazy people, because they will pull your IQ to the same level as him, and then use his rich brain-dead experience to defeat you!"

"Xiao Ruo come here, don't get too close to that strange Shu Li, otherwise you will be infected."

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"Ha Luha, you idiots, you dare to look down on Uncle Ben's IQ, I must destroy you all!" The strange uncle suddenly laughed in a convulsive manner, and grabbed a heart that was still beating from the mark, and above the heart, there was a small black sword, "Hehe, you mortals, get ready to meet the wrath of King Kong!" ”

Knock knock! I saw that the heart suddenly beat violently twice, and then suddenly exploded into a cloud of black smoke, these black smoke strangely twisted and dispersed, and soon condensed into a semi-illusory beast phantom, it was the Donkey Kong!

"Roar~~" The King Kong phantom hammered his chest hard, and stood there with an astonishing momentum like a small mountain, staring at a pair of angry eyes, and coldly scanning Lin Xiao and the others.

"Soul? Magic? Lin Xiao touched his chin and speculated in his heart.

"Hahaha, this is a King Kong heart that Uncle Ben inadvertently obtained, and after refining it through secret arts, it can summon the soul of King Kong to fight for me. King Kong, do you know the Tao? It's the gorilla in the movie, the gorilla who climbed on top of the Statue of Liberty and jerked off! Hmph, I would like to advise you at the end, don't mess with me!! Otherwise, you want to look good! ”

Lin Xiao complained sharply: "Hey, uncle, have you really watched "King Kong"? Anyway, isn't it okay for a gorilla to jerk off over the head of the Statue of Liberty?"

"You're the uncle! I hate people calling me uncle the most! The middle-aged man yelled: "I'm only forty-two years old, and forty-two years old know no!" I'm still a beautiful man, not an uncle! ”

The crowd was speechless: "Is this narcissism?" It must be. ”

"Hmph, pretending to be crazy and stupid." Qin Yan frowned and pulled out her blood-colored fangs. Why are you a man in his forties, and you still call yourself a beautiful man, disgusting or not?!

If it weren't for the fact that you were also an adventurer in the Eastern District, the ghost would not bother to talk nonsense with you, so he would just rush up and cut you crying and calling your mother. I didn't expect this person to be so shameless, talking nonsense with his eyes open, and a dead duck with a hard mouth, and a bad beating!!

Lin Xiao waved his hand, "Do it!" ”

Boom Boom! Seven people attacked at the same time, the arrow of the wind of the energy system, the super electromagnetic cannon of a certain science, the bursting fireball of the magic system, as well as Lao Huang's brute force charge, and the bloodthirsty killing of Qin Yujie, a group of people rushed up, and they almost collapsed the illusory body of the King Kong in one minute.

"No, it can't be!!" The uncle was taken aback, and watched the fierce and majestic King Kong illusory body being beaten and staggered back, the pair of haggard and confused little eyes were all rounded in shock, and his mouth was wide open, revealing the third big tooth decay on the left, and his expression was unusually funny.

"Hehe, uncle, what do you think is the probability that you will capture a wild gorilla alive?" Xu Le laughed wickedly.

"You! It's you."

Lin Xiao sighed helplessly, and said: "Uncle, you have to recognize the reality as a man, there will be no pie drops in the sky, don't you think that gorilla skinned himself, swallowed the anesthetic himself, and then let you slaughter it?" ”

The uncle was extremely angry, trembling and roaring: "You, you little rabbits, actually cheated me!"

"Hmph, if people don't know, unless they don't do it, especially the kind with a dead duck's hard mouth. Look, now that it's us off, there's no way back, right? ”

"I warn you, don't, don't mess with me! I've watched 600 episodes of Conan, 3000 episodes of joy."

"Hmph, I've also seen the earth-shattering blue life and death love of ghosts and gods," Lin Xiao continued to complain without restraint: "Uncle, you're out!" ”

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(PS: Every character's appearance is meaningful, don't spray if you don't like it!) ）