Chapter 656: Oath
"What's a good errand?" Xia Liu's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and the light that came out of the two pupils approached my eye sockets, which was several times brighter than the eyes of the wolves that lingered around us, and almost blinded my eyes, but this scene didn't last long, the corners of his mouth were twitched, "Damn, I was almost fooled by you, how could you arrange any good errand for me, with your door-picking, even the life-saving talisman in my butt has to be pulled away, If my IQ was only that, I would have been killed in Yizhuang by you, just like those people, say it...... What do you want me to do? ”
was opposed to an army like Xia Liu, I just smiled, and I didn't even frown, of course, this is also the reason why I have wrinkles when my brows are wrinkled, and I don't have too much to do with what is a good way to do this so-called good errand, and I didn't even put forward these three words, but used a roundabout and in-depth way, and said very euphemistically: "Xia Liu, do you usually watch movies?" ”
Xia Liu was stunned for a moment, a little confused, probably didn't guess why I mentioned such words at this time: "Look, why don't you watch it, what Tony Leung plays the color ring, Fan Bingbing plays the apple, Zhang Yuqi plays the white deer plain, it's just that these types of movies are usually only one every few years, so I don't look at China very much." ”
"Listen to your name, I know that you are good, then you should like to watch Japan!"
"I often see it in Japan, and what ......"
"Gotta get it...... You don't need to give an example. I wiped the sweat from my forehead, looking at the appearance of his old driver, I was worried that he would spend all the night talking, and he might not be able to talk about the cars he used to race, "Then do you have any idols or anything like that, not women...... Male. ”
He didn't think about it, and blurted out directly: "Jay Chou and Bi Fujian!" ”
The corners of my mouth twitched, and I wiped the sweat from my forehead: "You are really observant...... Don't you even worship the most famous golden finger? ”
"You mean the legendary Goldfinger Kato Taka sensei?" As soon as Xia Liu heard me say this name that can be called an industry elite in a certain industry, his whole body trembled violently, and the Yang Fire Sword in his hand was a little turbulent, and he didn't hold it firmly and directly got it to the ground and almost burned his pants, and after solving this problem in embarrassment, he smiled awkwardly and continued, "Teacher Jia is my idol, and the man I admire the most in my life is him!" ”
I nodded in satisfaction and motioned for him to continue.
"Now in this world, it has almost been invaded by the four major forces, what to take a test, go to the Caribbean, say that Tokyo is very hot, and want to add some SOD honey, although there are various forms, but it is nothing more than cavalry and infantry, cough cough...... It's far away, but to tell the truth here, there are still some males and women in the reality, most people look at how to satisfy their selfish desires, and ignore the most important point, which is to make women feel happy, among so many people, only the golden finger of the teacher can do it, don't tell you that I recently bought several books written by the teacher on Taobao, and also read some tutorials, naturally each of his works I have engraved in my deep mind, in my dreams, in my singing......"
Hearing this, I finally understood why his mother and father gave him the name Xia Liu, because only he can deeply interpret the true meaning of the name "obscene", among so many losers in the world, I only serve him, he is simply born in this world because of this, I have grown so big, and it is the first time I have met such a person who says so righteous and awe-inspiring to see shame films......
But it's always goosebumps that have been disgusting inside me that fall to the ground, but that's all I can say for the sake of the big picture.
"Then do you want to be a great man like Mr. Jia, who dedicates his life to the women of the world?"
"Think...... Why don't I want to, I have to take part of the time every day, according to the tutorial of the teacher, day after day exercise, just want to one day become a great man like the teacher, although I still can't reach the golden finger of the god like the teacher, but I can also be very proud to say that my skills are beyond the reach of many men in their lifetime! ”
Listening to his words, I am really glad that he became a Taoist priest, if he changes to other industries, it is really irresponsible to the world, but in addition to emotion, I also want to ask him, who is Fu Tian, how can he become a great man like Teacher Jia one day?
"That's right...... Finally, let me ask you a question, can you say that the women of the world are female? ”
Xia Liu said that the spit was flying, nodded very affirmatively, and the one who replied simply, simply made me wonder if he knew what I was talking about.
"If today I give you a chance to become a plus teacher, would you be willing to fight for the happiness of females all over the world?"
"Of course I do!"
"If you don't have any evidence, then you swear!"
"I am willing to fight for the happiness of females all over the world, and if I disobey it, my soul will be scattered!"
Finally deceived him with this sentence!
The dark in my heart, with his words, we can finally solve the hidden danger of wolves!
I called Zhang Xiaotong on the side, Zhang Xiaotong smiled, and secretly sent Qiu Bo to Xia Liu, how coquettish it looked, how coquettish it was, so that the Xia Liu who was talking about it was stagnant for a while, his throat continued to rise and fall, and his eyes looked at me incredibly.
I grabbed what he wanted to say and said, "Xia Liu, if it's a man, it's a man, is what you said before all a fart?" ”
Xia Liu's whole breath was as rapid as the sound of a roaring motor, and his shocked expression seemed to be in disbelief that everything in front of him came so suddenly, and he felt that the happiness that fell from the sky had completely stunned him.
"Really...... Is it really possible, then I might as well be respectful! ”
Just when Xia Liu's hand was about to touch Zhang Xiaotong, Zhang Xiaotong immediately put away his previous expression and threw the long-prepared thing hidden behind him among them......
Xia Liu's body froze, and he saw clearly what was between them, it was a she-wolf who had passed out in a coma......
Xia Liu's expression suddenly became ugly, and he suddenly knew my intentions, and his heart instantly became cold, and I was so close that I could even hear his heartbreak......
"I ......"
"Rub your sister, now the party organization needs you, remember your oath and think clearly...... If you can't let this she-wolf ...... like Teacher Jia did. Hey, hey, hey, then you're just waiting for your soul to fly away! (To be continued.) )