"Why are you looking at me so weirdly. ”

Zhang Ye, "Are you okay?" ”

"I'm good, I couldn't be better. ”

"Then how do you squat. ”

"Because I squatted for twenty minutes, I got used to squatting. ”

Zhang Ye said, "Okay, I'll start digging." ”

"Don't, change the taste, rats, don't eat worms. ”

"Haha," Zhang Ye couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at, death!"

Zhang Ye hurriedly covered his mouth with his palm, "No, no, I didn't laugh,"

"I said no, and laughed so frustratedly. ”

Zhang Ye stretched out his hand and made a gesture, and said seriously, "By the way, let's go and see if there are any rats on the bait." ”

"Okay," she stood up. Judging from the pace, there is nothing unusual.

"Now, you're really good. ”

"You're so annoying," Chen Sisi sneered, "You know how to joke people." "I don't know anything, but it's all over the place. Although it is said that twenty minutes is stable, it is not very good. As long as I moved, there was still a dull pain. The feeling of qi deficiency and bulging.

"Anyway," she crossed her hands on her hips, "I won't eat anything in the future, I want you to eat, and you actually let me eat it, what is your intention." ”

Zhang Ye nodded again and again, "Yes, yes, don't be so hungry that you want me to eat it for me." ”

"Hmph, no. It's delicious, but I've also eaten high-class food, and I'm not going to be tempted anymore. ”

It was only a distance of three hundred meters, and in the conversation between the two, it had arrived in an instant.

"Squeak, squeak......"

"It's a mouse, alive. ”

Zhang Ye nodded happily, "I'll let you know that my Zhang Ye's cooking skills are worthy of his reputation." ”

"Eh, cut," Chen Sisi, pinching his neck with one hand and covering his stomach with the other, then gagged, "Ouou, your dark cuisine." As he spoke, he didn't forget to bring a post-break sentence, "It really makes me feel like I'm riding a donkey and reading a record book, and I'll see it while I walk." ”

"What, what does it have to do with riding a donkey and reading a record book. ”

"Okay, I mean, I'll see, hee-hee. She added, grinning.

"Mmmm, you look at me, I have a stronger craft for meat. Because how to say it, because it's meat, it has a certain elasticity, and it will be delicious. ”

"That's pretty good, I only have one dish, and it's not related to meat. ”

Zhang Ye asked, "Do you know how to cook, can you stir-fry?" ”

"Versatile, never tired of the dish - scrambled eggs with chili, hee-hee. ”

"Oh, are you an egg, I will too, whether it's scrambled eggs, or fried eggs, or poached eggs, wait, when the desert test is out, I'll show you my true skills, my real skills." ”

"Good Lat, Good Rat, I'm very greedy, but if you really have any skills, why do you eat with me in the cafeteria for so many days, and every time you order sausages, it's really good...... Nausea drops. ”

"Haha," Zhang Ye said with a smile, "Because the dishes in the canteen, only the sausage is delicious." Don't think I'll order it every time, in fact, it's just one. And the other dishes, I also ordered. "Zhang Ye is to use three or two dishes, fixed one dish. As a result, it has always been better to salwurst, so it seems to be fixed. But in fact, if there is a dish that tastes better than sausage, Zhang Ye will change. However, it really made Chen Sisi think that he liked to eat sausages, which was really a bit wronged.

Li Kui, "Headmaster, you have formulated this test plan like this, which has never been done before. ”

The principal, who is also an old man who serves as a doorman, "I also just thought of it from the Wanting incident. ”

"Oh, you said the hottest Wanting incident in recent times. ”

"Yes," the principal of the Celebrity Academy nodded, "Wanting was in the last issue, I wasn't the principal at that time, I was still a teacher." She was my proud student. ”

Li Kui knew that the hottest alkane incident recently was a woman who didn't know if she was too obsessed with Wanting or what, so she had plastic surgery and looked like Wanting, swaggering and deceiving everywhere. If it's an ordinary person, it doesn't matter, but the one who has plastic surgery is still a celebrity. It's just a third-rate celebrity, just shooting some cover magazines, or illustrations or something. Large-scale projects are out of the question. Maybe it's this relationship, and Wanting almost stars in large-scale projects every day. So jealous. And Wanting couldn't bear the blow because she actually committed suicide by taking medicine. Fortunately, the sleeping pills I was taking, and even if the agent called the hospital, after some electric shock treatment, I was saved.

In fact, the fundamental purpose of Li Kuilai's principal's office was just to glance at the recorded data, and he saw that Zhang Ye's group was at the top and ranked fifth. Although he is not from this world, after all, these people are his students. So, he paid attention to the first four at the same time, and he found that it was all boys. It seems that only boys are brave, knowing that eating will cause diarrhea, and they will try their best to eat. As for girls, you should know that diarrhea will be harmful no matter how you say it, even if both of them are girls. But boys are different. They may also rely on each other and comfort each other or something. The main thing is that among celebrities, the status of boys is much lower than that of girls. Basically, within a few months of the boy's debut, he will disappear, but he has not disappeared from the celebrity circle, but he has become a decoration-like existence. That's right, in the form of Xiao Zhengtai, he was adopted. Only occasionally attend offline work, maintain the number of fans, and maintain celebrity status.

"Zhang Ye, it's so fragrant, your craftsmanship is really good, the gluttonous worm in my stomach has been awakened by you again. ”

Zhang Ye smiled evilly, "Hehe, you can be careful." ”

Chen Sisi, "Be careful of what. ”

"That's it. Ha ha. Zhang Ye snorted haha.

Chen Sisi looked at Zhang Ye strangely, "What's that?"

"Before you...... Isn't it twenty minutes or something, haha. ”

"Ahh ”

"No, no, just kidding, don't take it seriously. "It's really interesting to look at the way she pouts.

Chen Sisi said, "Can you eat it?" ”

"No, my flame seems to be very strong, but," Zhang Ye pointed to the thirty-centimeter-long flame in his hand, "Don't overestimate it, it's very temperatureless, don't believe it, you can give it a try." ”

"I don't dare, it's a flame. ”

Zhang Ye, "Don't worry, it'll be fine, otherwise, how can I hold the flame in my hand, if there is something, I am not the first." ”

"Well," she said in disbelief. She stretched out her hand and reached towards the flame that Zhang Ye was holding in her right hand. Zhang Ye deliberately went back as if he wanted to burn her with a flame.

"Ahh

"How's that? When he opened his eyes, she couldn't believe it, and she hated curiosity, "This, is this the flame of conjure." There was no burning sensation at all. ”

"What, I said, don't confuse magic with my flames, I'm a heavenly fire. ”

"Tianhuo, what is it?" Chen Sisi asked curiously, but he also stretched out his other hand, and his hands touched the flames. She didn't know that Zhang Ye and this flame could be said to be one as long as they were connected. She touched it like this, no different from touching Zhang Ye's skin.

"Oh oh, roast rats, eat, eat. ”

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. ”

Zhang Ye asked, "How is it, is it delicious?" ”

"Mmmm, it's really delicious, your cooking skills are really good, there is no oil, salt, no ingredients, but you make it so delicious, Zhang Ye, I have to admire you." ”

Zhang Ye smiled, "Yes, this is actually very simple. ”

"Hee-hee, you're stinky and beautiful again, I'm not complimenting you,"

"Oh, really?"

"Yes, because of me......" Chen Sisi took another bite, "yes, uh-huh...... It's a fact. ”

It is true that Zhang Ye's cooking skills are very remarkable, this is a fact.

"Oh, Chen Sisi and Zhang Ye, straight up, it's really good, Teacher Li Kui, what are their qualifications. ”

Li Kui nodded repeatedly, "Well, they're good." ”

"Do you say their qualifications? ”

"In my opinion, it's one of a kind. ”

"Yes, Chen Sisi, this child, I knew it as soon as I entered school, in fact, her predecessor was just her grandmother and a celebrity. ”

Li Kui shook his head, "I'm talking about Wushuang, it's another one." He was referring to Zhang Ye.

"Ah, you said the man. The guy who opened the back door?"

"What kind of guy who opened the back door?"

"It's recommended, it's recommended by celebrities. ”

"Yes," Li Kui said with interest, "who is it, which celebrity." ”

"I'm afraid you won't believe it. ”

"Huh?" Li Kui was even more curious. The curvature of the corners of the mouth is old.

The principal said, "It's a civil engineering celebrity." ”

"Ah, I know, that man. Li Kui nodded again and again, "Quite an interesting person." ”

"Yes, I can't tell if he's good or evil. ”

Li Kui said, "I think I know." ”

The headmaster stretched out his hand and gestured, "Please speak,"

Li Kui said, "He's a normal person. ”

"Hahaha," the principal laughed, "Li Kui, you always speak amazing language, and you really love to laugh." ”

"Hey, weird. Chen Sisi has already eaten three roast rats in a row.

"What's wrong," Zhang Ye looked over. But he kept in his hands, holding the flame, and was grilling the fourth. "It's going to be fine right away, do you still want to eat. ”

"I do want to eat it, but I can't. ”

"Why?"

"Don't you know that there are more than three things?"

"What," Zhang Ye was confused.

"Maybe the fourth, I'll ...... Wisteria, uncomfortable. I've got Kenhoe's control. Don't tempt me. Hee-hee. ”

Zhang Ye nodded, "Okay, then I'll eat." ”

"Eat, eat. ”

Zhang Ye chirped and ate, "Well, the heat is still almost." As he spoke, he continued to roast the desert rat that had taken a bite.

"You ......," Chen Sisi pointed at Zhang Ye.

Zhang Ye asked curiously, "What's wrong with me?" ”

"Admire you," thumbs up.

"Oh?" Zhang Ye was even more curious.

Chen Sisi, "What you eat, you actually process." You really are, too. ”

Zhang Ye knew why, but kept silent. Don't want to say anything more. How do mortals know the meaning of immortals. Under the framework of the general environment of the life experience of the two, they are really very different.

It's been almost two days, and Zhang Ye and Chen Sisi both believe in each other that they eat the most. The best partners for this test must be them. Not because of anything else, because the two of them ate so much.

Principal's Office. The two pair up.

"In this way, Zhang Ye's group will win. ”

"No, no. The principal said lightly.

"Oh?" Li Kui said in surprise, "Is there any other link that has a high proportion?"

"You're right," said the headmaster, "and finally the charisma." ”

"What, charisma?" said Lee.

The principal said, "On the third day, the big dye will be revealed. ”

The next day passed.

Then came the third day.

"Woo...... "Boom" with a flute sounded.

"Bang

Back to the desert. This is a real desert, rubbing your eyes, unbelievable, you can see the surrounding school buildings.

"Ahh ”

"What we've been through before. ”

"Uh......" Even worse, they squatted on the ground and quickly pulled up their pants. Fortunately, it is still the same as before, and the divided lattice is at least five meters apart. It's not too embarrassing.

Suddenly, a voice came, "First of all, your efforts have been reflected in the data, and the least, you have eaten a few worms, which is still very good." ”

"It's the headmaster's voice. ”

"Stop arguing, listen to the principal. ”

Everyone was quiet.

As if there was a radio overhead, the headmaster continued, "Of course, I admit it. Whether it's fruit or pure wildlife, I'm on laxatives. ”

"However, what I want to say is, we celebrities, embarrassing things always happen, now it's just a matter of letting you know about it, letting you experience it. If you become a celebrity, the embarrassment you will experience is not Erer, but your fans, and even people in the circle will pay attention to you. ”

"Well, no more nonsense. The principal finally got to the point, "Let's enter the final meeting of this test, personality charm." ”

"What is charisma?"

"What is charisma. "Everybody's chattering.

"Perhaps, you are now thinking about what charisma is. So, I'll give you the answer. Hear me clearly—"

Principal, "Charisma is relationships, and of course, it's much more complicated than relationships. From now on, you can join the first stream, and now, I will send your values down, well, the values you get from eating, these values, you can trade or give them away. In the end, the first place team is the best partner. Of course, your previous PK opponent is still the previous calculation, and if you win, you will be an excellent backup celebrity. That is, a good partner. ”

Zhang Ye, "Uh-huh, yes, what should we do." ”

"I'm going to do the bunny. ”

"Bunny?"

"It's the bunny girl's dance. ”

Zhang Ye said, "But you don't have rabbit ears." ”

"What's so difficult about that," Chen Sisi, "pick up your clothes for medical treatment." ”

"Huh?"

"Sisi-" Zhang Ye was dumbfounded, she tore his clothes. Just the cuffs, though. "See," don't you say, the blue rabbit ears.

"Well, I'm going to dance to get popular. Pull the numbers over. ”

Zhang Ye said, "Actually, it is not necessary, because our value should be far ahead." ”

"Don't say that, if you say what if, you don't understand, people who attract fans a lot, they must be a lot of people at once. ”

"Do men and women kill together?"

"It's normal for both men and women to be killed. Which celebrity is not a male or female kill for ordinary people. However, if a celebrity is a celebrity, hehe, I think, this is the scene now, then it was the time to play. ”

Zhang Ye, "Okay, then you can go, but I won't go to the rabbit dance." ”

"It's a bunny. As she spoke, she jumped and came to the middle. However, there are already people performing, and she can only wait and see first, understand this truth, and wait for this person to perform after the performance. It's a matter of conformism.

Zhang Yepan sat down, he needed to be quiet. What he wanted to know was what the world was for. At present, it seems that it is useless at all. If there was no illusion at the beginning, thinking that a woman was very strong and might make herself suffer, if that feeling didn't exist, how could Zhang Ye care about it, and he wouldn't have come to this so-called celebrity world.

However, Zhang Ye felt that such an existence naturally had a reason for such an existence.

Zhang Ye, "Well, that's it. Take it one step at a time. Hopefully, Yagyu has not yet been able to find the link point of the broken shadow and has not entered the galaxy. He didn't know that at this time, the progress of their team was already seventy-nine percent. It may not take much time, so to speak. Because in terms of breaking the ban, normally, the progress behind is getting faster and faster, because in general, there are some places that will be obviously the same, and the same places can be skipped, and in that way, it will speed up a lot. The ratio is very impressive.

Chen Sisi, "Big feet, my name is Chen Sisi, I'll perform a rabbit dance for everyone, please watch me dance." ”

Zhang Ye was a little embarrassed, because she really didn't dance well, but there were two boys watching intently. Although the girls also watched it, the expression was faint, as if to say: This person can't dance well.

In the end, of course, none of them supported her.

"Hey, I would have thought, maybe one or two support, who knows. ”

Zhang Ye said, "Don't be discouraged,"

"You don't want to compare. ”

Zhang Ye shook his head, "I said, I won't go." I don't want this kind of thing. ”

Chen Sisi, "Isn't it just a joke, I don't think anything." ”

"......" Actually, Zhang Ye wanted to say that he didn't know what to use to sacrifice ugliness. Because, it is impossible for him to be ugly at all, and whatever he uses, he can become super-exerted. is afraid that the impact will not be good, and he will be targeted or something, so he has been restrained. Take painting as an example, although it is not as good as the realm of Ma Liang, whatever you draw will come out, but Zhang Ye's level is not much worse. But he didn't use it, for fear that if someone appeared in the painting, the people of this world would not be scared to death. However, if you have to let Zhang Ye choose and perform, Zhang Ye will choose to play the flute, and if you show your strength, you will definitely be intoxicated by everyone.

"Zhang Ye, you can praise it. ”

"Well, if that's the case, there's no flute. ”

"So, do you have any other talents? ”

Zhang Ye thought for a while, "No." ”

"Don't you even know how to sing? ”

"If you sing," Zhang Ye thought for a moment, "everyone should be able to sing." ”

"But to be nice, to be honest, I haven't even heard you sing alone. ”

Zhang Ye said, "Yes, I don't seem to have heard you sing alone." ”

"My name is Zhang Ye, I'll sing you a song. ”