His physique and attributes were actually hit by an electric car, which is absolutely unscientific, even if the other party's driver is silver, generally speaking, no matter how you look at it, it should be the car that destroys people, and it's okay

Sure enough, it's still very suspicious.,Anyway, what kind of luck did I go?,I actually collided with the protagonist group as soon as I came, but now I don't know how many people are staring at the trio of everything.,After all, Gintama is also a very classic anime in the real world.,Although it's very nonsensical and spoofed.,But it's really a classic.,There must be a lot of people who have seen it.。

Before Li Qingfeng came to this world, there were already ninety-nine players, and he was the hundredth, Li Qingfeng said that none of the ninety-nine players had seen the Silver Soul, and this world allows players to kill each other, although generally speaking, the game has just begun, and there will be no big fights between players, but it will not be a good thing to reveal their identities at the beginning.

"Pain"

I got up from the ground holding my stomach, and although I wasn't hurt, it was still a little painful.

"Ahaha, look, I knew it was going to be okay!"

Seeing the 'victim' get up from the ground, the man with natural silver hair and dead fish eyes suddenly laughed reassuringly.

"Ha, it's great that I didn't get hurt! I'm really sorry, it's all caused by Yinsan driving and looking around, but it's good that you're okay. Shinpachi also breathed a sigh of relief, at least this one didn't think of Kagura.

Suddenly, Li Qingfeng spit out a mouthful of blood, then covered his stomach and then stretched out his hand to the childish with a painful look: "Old husband and child, our child"

"Hey!! It turns out that men can get pregnant!! And no matter how you look at it, this maid lady is a woman!! Where the hell did you come from!! ”

"This gentleman. It can't be said that our empire is a feminist society, how can such a thing as having a child be done by a noble woman, so it must be left to a man. Shenzhi immediately stepped forward to support Li Qingfeng with a worried face, and then looked at Shimura Shinba with a flat face, and his eyes revealed a blood-red light.

No, no, no! No matter how you look at it, feminism has nothing to do with having children, hey!! How the hell did that empire survive!! This is completely against the laws of nature!!

"New New Eight!! It's over!! One corpse, two lives!! It's over! Definitely going to jail! Absolutely!! ”

Sakata Gintoki suddenly grabbed Shinpachi and shook it back and forth vigorously, cold sweat flowed from his forehead, and his speech became a little stammering, as if he was frightened: "It's all your bastard who has to discuss with me when I'm driving whether it's strawberry milk or sundae's fault!" ”

"No one is dead yet! Anyway, what does this have to do with one corpse and two lives!! And it's obviously Yinsang, you're struggling with what to buy when you're driving, and I didn't speak at all! ”

"Less nonsense! If it weren't for you sitting behind me, I wouldn't have thought about it! ”

"Poofha."

Just when the two were entangled. Li Qingfeng suddenly laughed. Retracting the hand held by Shenzhi, Li Qingfeng patted the dust on his body and then looked at the stunned two and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's the first time I've seen such an interesting person, haha." ”

"Haha, your sister!!"

Moment. The two fists successfully imprinted on Li Qingfeng's face, knocking him away.

A moment later

"Introduce yourself. My name is Li Qingfeng. It's a man from the country, and this is a god, my friend. ”

Although he was punched twice in the face. But in essence, it didn't cause much damage to Li Qingfeng, and even the HP attribute was only a symbolic reduction of one percent, obviously, these attacks were of no use to Li Qingfeng at all, after all, he was now a real madman.

"No, I'm the maid of the breeze, and I'm in charge of cleaning things around the breeze."

Shenzhi picked up the teacup on the wooden table and said lightly.

"Eun can see it"

Sakata Gintoki, who had many marks on his body that was scratched by the dagger, nodded, and Shinpachi on the side also nodded a little fearfully, this maid lady should obviously belong to that kind of soft character no matter how you look at it, but under that cute appearance hides a ghost-like body - just in an instant, these wounds were cut on the bodies of himself and others, and he and others have not seen the dagger, obviously, the maid lady is a hidden master.

"Because Shenzhi is my maid, in exchange, we are temporarily responsible for Shenzhi's safety." Li Qingfeng turned his head, looked at the calm childishness, and then looked at Sakata Gintoki and the others, and said, even if he quits now, he can already be regarded as having something to do with the trio of Wanshiwu

No, no, no, no matter how you look at it, you're being protected by Miss Maid!

Looking at Li Qingfeng's smiling expression, the other two didn't think so in their hearts, first of all, their first impression of Li Qingfeng, how could they be hit by a motorcycle if they were strong, and they looked like a nonsensical spoof, and they had seen it childishly, and the contrast was so great

"By the way, are the two of you celestials?" Shinpachi asked with some uncertainty, after all, there are too many celestial beings in the universe who look similar to earthlings.

"No, we're both earthlings." Of course, they are earthlings from another world, and one is no longer human, and the other is on the middle line between humans and murderers.

Having said that, it's a good thing that the Son of Heaven didn't follow, otherwise she would definitely be furious with her personality - how could the arrogant Son of Heaven be willing to be mistaken by humans for those alien 'Celestials', if it was the Son of Heaven, he would definitely kill all the guys who called themselves 'Celestials' to defend the honor of the Celestials.

"By the way, this is the House of Everything." When it was first brought by Gintoki, there was a sign that said 'Kabukicho'.

"Yes, yes."

"Huh—Did you say that Gin-chan hit the client?"

Kagura, who had been silently eating snacks on the side, immediately jumped out, and then looked at Li Qingfeng curiously, for some reason, she always felt that Li Qingfeng had a dangerous aura on his body.

"Ahaha, let's just say so, in fact, I have something to entrust to you." Li Qingfeng put his hand on the back of his head and said with a smile: "As for the cost of the commission, let's exchange it for a reward, and you can become friends with me after completing the commission." ”

After saying that, Li Qingfeng raised his head, only to see the three of them leaning back on the chairs and looking unreasonable.

Okay, it seems that the impact is not big enough, Li Qingfeng took out a piece of black metal from his clothes and put it on the table, it was the black gold of the space.

"What is this?"

Sakata Gintoki stretched out his hand, picked up the space black gold on the table without care, and played with it in his hand, watching his movements, Li Qingfeng's face showed a strange smile.

Spatial black gold is very valuable, very valuable, because not only can it comprehend the ability of space and void, but it is also fragile

'Pop'

A small piece of the spatial black gold in Sakata Gintoki's hand shattered.

"Ahhhh Silver Mulberry! It's broken!! It's broken!! ”

"This is space black gold, worth about five hundred"

Picking up the teacup on the table, Li Qingfeng had a smile on his face, a very clean smile, without the slightest pretentiousness, to be honest, there are still a lot of this thing in his personal space, so he doesn't have to care about it at all.

"It's only five hundred, you said it earlier, it scared me to death." Immediately, Shinba wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"50 billion"

"Ah!!h Ginmulberry!! ”

When Shinhachi raised his head, he found that the two people around him had all collapsed on the sofa and were foaming at the mouth.

Stunned! I fainted because I didn't want to accept reality!! What an irresponsible guy!!

"Of course, this thing is the commission fee for this time, but since it's broken, then I think you should be very willing to be friends with me, I'm a person, making friends, I never care if he has money or not, anyway" Li Qingfeng stretched his waist, and then stared straight at Yinshi and Kagura, who had already gotten up from the sofa, and said, "I don't have any money." ”

Suddenly, all three of them were shocked

What a trench statement!! (To be continued......)

PS: It's really nonsensical haha