Chapter 1: The Maniac Forced Out

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On the second day of February, the dragon raised its head. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Tang Xiaojun rode a small electric donkey, speeding through the streets of the city, extremely dexterously avoiding all kinds of vehicles coming and going.

"Squeak~"

The little electric donkey flicked its tail beautifully, slipped into the empty parking space smoothly, and Tang Xiaojun whistled proudly.

"This gentleman, I see that your Yin Hall is a little black, and there will be a bloody disaster soon! Why don't you let me give you a hexagram? ”

"Yo~"

Tang Xiaojun is not surprised by the appearance of these fortune tellers here, almost every hospital in Yiwu City has them, but he is a little surprised by the costume of this fortune teller, who is still wearing a robe and coat inside, but a red down jacket is worn outside, which looks nondescript.

"Heh, old man, you're quite fashionable, the red down jacket with a coat, I like it with personality."

Tang Xiaojun couldn't help but ridicule, but the fortune teller was not angry, but explained with a smile and said, "Hehe, it's been too cold for the past two days, I can't stand it if I don't put a down jacket outside." ”

"Young man, I see that you are really black, do you want to come to a hexagram to ensure that you survive the disaster, I see that you and I are fated to give you a preferential price, how about it?"

Tang Xiaojun didn't pay attention to it anymore, and walked to the hospital with some restlessness, he never believed in these fortune tellers, but today it sounded a little sad.

"Young man, you really have a bloody disaster, I don't believe you'll wait and see." The fortune teller watched Tang Xiaojun leave and used the last trick, as for whether the spirit is not spiritual, it depends on the will of heaven.

Now hospitals are not as good as before, and various information equipment emerges in an endless stream. In front of a machine, Tang Xiaojun held the citizen card and tinkered for a long time, and the machine "creaked" and "creaked" to send out a few test sheets, but Tang Xiaojun knew that he couldn't understand it, so he simply didn't read it.

"Hey, Nurse Zhu, I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss it so much. Dr. Wang is not here? ”

When Tang Xiaojun saw the little nurse at the door, he casually said hello, stretched out his hand and wanted to open the door, but was stopped by Nurse Xiaozhu.

"I said, why are you so unqualified, don't you see everyone else queuing?"

Nurse Xiao Zhu was very dissatisfied with Tang Xiaojun, especially when she had just met for the second time, she called herself "Xiao Zhu" without face or skin, can you also call "Xiao Zhu"? When he saw Tang Xiaojun in a cheap suit and messy hair, he looked down on him even more, turned his head, and didn't want to look at it again.

Of course, Tang Xiaojun knew that there were many people queuing, but it was precisely because there were so many people queuing up that if he didn't cut the line, when would he go?

"Comrade Xiao Zhu, I have something urgent, go in first!"

Regardless of whether the little nurse was happy or not, Tang Xiaojun quickly entered the door. Dr. Wang had just finished reading the patient, and Tang Xiaojun came in just right, so he hurriedly handed over the test sheet.

Doctor Wang looked kind, although he was a little dissatisfied with Tang Xiaojun's cutting in line, he still took the list in his hand and looked at it carefully, but he was a little surprised.

"Young man, how long have you been sick to your stomach?"

"It didn't take long, about half a year." Tang Xiaojun replied honestly.

"You wait first, I'll make you an order first."

"Hey~ Wait, Doctor Wang, don't open a list first, tell me what disease I have first?"

Tang Xiaojun saw that the doctor was going to open a bill again, and he shook his head in fright, the last time he opened the order, it cost a thousand yuan, and this time he came again, how could he spend it.

Dr. Wang is experienced, and when he saw Tang Xiaojun's situation, he explained: "Young man, your stomach condition is not very good, and you need to be checked again to determine your condition. ”

"You don't need to check it, just tell me if there's any disease, I can withstand it." Tang Xiaojun was reluctant to check again.

"Well, in my experience, you have stomach cancer."

"What did you say?"

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, Tang Xiaojun stood up, a little doubtful that he had heard it wrong, and hurriedly asked, "Doctor, tell me, what disease do I have?" ”

Dr. Wang shook his head, pressed his hand again, and motioned for Tang Xiaojun to sit down first, and waited until Tang Xiaojun sat down again before continuing: "According to my experience, you have stomach cancer. ”

"Don't get excited", seeing that Tang Xiaojun was about to stand up again, Dr. Wang hurriedly motioned for him to sit down, and then said: "Don't be nervous first, now that science and technology are very developed, cancer is not an absolute terminal disease, as long as it is treated in time, there is still a possibility of recovery." ”

Tang Xiaojun got up suddenly, he didn't hear what the doctor said at all, he only knew that he had a terminal illness, he took a few deep breaths, and his head was very foggy for a while.

Walking out of the hospital in a daze, Tang Xiaojun suddenly remembered the fortune teller in a red down jacket, and suddenly had an urge to beat him violently, and looked for him back and forth several times like crazy, but Mao didn't find it.

", you're lucky, don't let Lao Tzu see you next time."

Tang Xiaojun said a few cruel words, and suddenly felt very helpless, "Ah", and actually cried openly.

"Look, I haven't seen anyone cry!"

For a while, everyone gave way, Tang Xiaojun was crying, and suddenly laughed again, just crying and laughing, really like a madman.

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Didn't someone say it? Life is like being like that, no matter how good or bad you are, you can only bear it.

Within a few days, Tang Xiaojun accepted the reality and didn't plan to go to the hospital for treatment, a few days if he could live, but his personality became more willful.

In the past, many people said that Tang Xiaojun acted perversely, uneasy and unreasonable, like a madman, but now Tang Xiaojun has no worries about doing things.

"Tang Xiaojun, how did you do it? How many times has this been? ”

Manager Chen frowned with a headache, he was very helpless to Tang Xiaojun in front of him, in a few days, he had several fights with his colleagues, and this time he actually fought with the supervisor, and Tang Xiaojun fought and fought ruthlessly, if the fight was not stopped in time, the supervisor estimated that he would have to be hospitalized.

"Cut, you think I'm willing? He's not a good thing, he points fingers all day long, Lao Tzu has long wanted to clean him up, and this time it's just a lesson to teach him. ”

"Hey, by the way, manager, I'm also an old employee, I've been working for three or four years, why do you have to give me a raise?"

Tang Xiaojun looked angry for a while, and then became a hippie smile again. Manager Chen shook his head when he saw it, it was precisely because Tang Xiaojun was an old employee that he indulged him repeatedly, but this time I am afraid that it will not work, and it is not enough to reassure the people if he does not deal with it. At this time, hearing that Tang Xiaojun actually asked him to raise his salary, Manager Chen slapped his forehead and said secretly in his heart, this Tang Xiaojun is afraid that he is really crazy.

"Isn't it just a few wastes, fuck, this will fire Lao Tzu, you wait for me, Lao Tzu has to burn down your factory!"

Tang Xiaojun walked out of the factory scolding, not knowing how many bastard things he had done. Tang Xiaojun's place of residence is a little far away from the factory, in the urban-rural junction, and it takes half an hour to walk.

"Damn, it's great to be rich. Lao Tzu smashed your car. ”

"Di~Di~Di!"

As soon as Tang Xiaojun saw a brand-new BMW sedan parked in front of the rental building, the anger in his heart did not come out, and he smashed his fist on the hood, and suddenly the piercing alarm sounded. Tang Xiaojun didn't run away, half leaned on the car, and actually took out a box of cheap cigarettes leisurely, but unfortunately the lighter didn't hit a few times.

"Holy shit! Who the would dare touch my car. ”

Bugao would not have come to this kind of place, but in the past few days, I happened to soak a girl, and under the kind invitation of the chick, I reluctantly came here, but I didn't expect the car to be smashed.

"Hey, hey, call you. Did you see who smashed my car! ”

Bugao looked at the smashed location distressedly, an obvious depression made him feel distressed, and when he saw Tang Xiaojun staying aside, he asked casually.

"Hehe, I smashed it, what's wrong?"

"Fuck me!"

Bugao was stunned, he had never seen someone else's car smashed and was so arrogant, his car was a luxury car, plus the cost of modification, at least millions, just repair it, let alone tens of thousands.

"You're looking for death, I dare to smash my car!"

Bugao was furious, turned around and punched Tang Xiaojun. Tang Xiaojun had already prepared, not to mention that Bugao's fist was soft, and he grabbed Bugao's arm as soon as he raised his hand.

"Ahh

Suddenly, Bugao screamed like a pig, and his whole body rotated with the rotation of Tang Xiaojun's wrist, trying to alleviate the pain.

"Tang Xiaojun, what are you doing?"

"Dadada~"

The collision between the high heels and the ground made a crisp sound, and Song Jiajia, who was in a hot body, rushed down the stairs in a hurry, grabbed Tang Xiaojun's hand, and said with an angry face: "Tang Xiaojun, let go, do you know who you are grabbing?" ”

"Che, who do I care about him?" Tang Xiaojun disregarded it.

"His name is Bugao, and he is the son of the director of our city public security bureau, you don't want to die, let it go!"

Song Jiajia's strength is really not to worry about, but when Tang Xiaojun heard that Bugao was the son of the director of the public security bureau, he was a little surprised in his heart, and he didn't want to cause something excessive, but it was impossible for him to let go of him so facelessly, after thinking about it, he had an idea, and said self-righteously: "Brother, borrow a fire." ”

"What?"

Bugao didn't react for a while, Tang Xiaojun gestured for the cigarette on his mouth, and Bugao nodded again and again to indicate that he had fire. As soon as Tang Xiaojun let go of his hand, Bugao was like a grasshopper, jumped away, carefully took out a high-end lighter, and threw it to Tang Xiaojun.

"Hehe, thank you, brother."

After speaking, Tang Xiaojun walked upstairs by himself. Bugao's eyes were on fire, and when Tang Xiaojun's figure disappeared, he said fiercely: "Bastard, Lao Tzu ・・・・・・"

Halfway through his words, Tang Xiaojun suddenly appeared from the staircase like a ghost, and said to Bugao: "Brother, it's all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding!" ”

Bugao was stuck by the owner in one sentence, very uncomfortable, and was so frightened by Tang Xiaojun that he didn't even have the urge to get angry, and looked at Song Jiajia without tears.

"Bu Gongzi, don't be angry, Tang Xiaojun has a problem with his brain, he is always nervous, don't worry, I'll ask my mother to drive him away later."

Bugao was dull for a while, his face was gloomy, and he didn't know what he was thinking, but in the end he still took Song Jiajia upstairs.

"Damn, why am I cowardly?"

As soon as he went upstairs, Tang Xiaojun felt ashamed of his behavior, regretted it, and had the urge to go back and teach Bugao a lesson, but after thinking about it for a long time, he really didn't think of a reason to go to him again, so he could only swallow it first.

"Knock Knock~" "Knock Knock~"

"Open the door, you bastard! Open the door for the old lady. ”

The huge voice of the charter lady frightened Tang Xiaojun a lot, if there is anyone in this world who makes him feel scared, then this person is undoubtedly the charter woman outside the door.

After a little hesitation, Tang Xiaojun still opened the door. Looking at the charter wife's fat body, Tang Xiaojun couldn't help but wonder if the door was too narrow, it would be nice if he could jam her, but unfortunately it was still a little bit worse, and the charter woman squeezed in or came in.

"Okay, Tang Xiaojun, you went crazy and sent it to the old lady, it seems that if you don't teach you a lesson for a few days, you will forget how powerful the old lady is."

The charter woman pointed at Tang Xiaojun, menacing, like a hippopotamus in heat, Tang Xiaojun retreated again and again, but his mouth was not convinced.

"Damn, charter wife, when did you teach Lao Tzu, it was all for you before, you know?"

"Hey~hey~, don't come here, I'm sorry, you're welcome to come over again."

Tang Xiaojun was about to fight, but the charter wife was not afraid at all. Under the pressure of the charter wife, Tang Xiaojun was helplessly forced into a corner, and seeing that he was about to stick to him with a greasy body, Tang Xiaojun softened in time.

"Good! Chartered wife, I'm afraid of you, okay, I have something to say quickly. ”

"Hmph, you're so bold, you've messed with someone you shouldn't have messed with, you know?"

"Cut, there are still people that Lao Tzu doesn't dare to mess with?" Tang Xiaojun said unconvinced.

"Hmph, the old lady won't say the rest, give you a few minutes, and give the old lady a quick go."

"Why?" Tang Xiaojun immediately jumped up and said angrily: "Lao Tzu paid the rent on time, why did you tell me to get out." ”

Tang Xiaojun dodged the charter wife and sat on the sofa angrily. The charter wife is going to be mad, for her daughter's boyfriend Bugao, she is a hundred satisfied, think about being able to be in-law with the director of the public security bureau, it must be a blessing from several lifetimes, and for the sake of future happiness, what is wrong with sacrificing a tenant, let alone a crazy tenant.

"Tang Xiaojun, since you toast and don't eat and drink, don't blame the old lady for being polite."

While talking, the charter woman took Tang Xiaojun's quilt and threw it out of the door.

"Fuck, charter wife, what are you doing!"

Tang Xiaojun was furious, and rushed up to grab the hand of the charter wife. The two didn't give in to each other, and they actually scuffled, Tang Xiaojun did physical work, and his strength has never been small, but the charter wife has the advantage of her figure, like a heavyweight sumo wrestler.

The two scuffled, and Tang Xiaojun was suddenly pushed to the ground, and his head hit the ground hard. The severe pain made Tang Xiaojun lose his mind all of a sudden, and he rolled around, raised his foot and kicked, and came to sweep the hall.

This kick was Tang Xiaojun out of anger, his strength was a few points greater than usual, even though the charter wife had a weight advantage, but her weight was also her disadvantage, once she lost her center of gravity, it was much more difficult to turn around than ordinary people.

"Bang!"

The charter woman fell heavily on the concrete floor, her head was hit violently, and she suddenly foamed at the mouth, her eyes turned white, and her whole body convulsed.

Seeing this, Tang Xiaojun also regained his senses, and suddenly became at a loss.

"Chartered wife, are you okay, don't scare me."

Tang Xiaojun was in a hurry for a while, learning the first aid technique he saw on TV, and kept pressing the chest of the charter wife, but the charter wife still did not respond.

"By the way, call an ambulance."

Tang Xiaojun hurriedly took out an old-fashioned mobile phone that was not dark and did not slip into autumn, and dialed the emergency number.

"Sorry, your call is currently unanswered, please call again later."

"Holy shit."

couldn't get through the phone, which made Tang Xiaojun anxious, but he still couldn't help but continue to make calls, hoping to get through.

As the minutes ticked by, the phone still went unanswered. Tang Xiaojun was furious, "snapped", and threw the mobile phone to the ground, but he didn't expect the quality of the mobile phone to be surprisingly good, not only was it not broken, but it also rebounded back in an instant, and it happened to hit Tang Xiaojun's face.

Tang Xiaojun's face darkened, he really couldn't imagine the consequences of going on like this, but there was nothing he could do.

"Bang~"

Suddenly, there was a huge explosion in the distance, Tang Xiaojun subconsciously turned his head to look out the window, but he was shrouded in a white light, and suddenly he only saw a white world.

"Boom!"

An invisible shock wave followed by a white beam of light and struck rapidly, Tang Xiaojun seemed to be smashed by a huge iron rod, and flew out in an instant, slamming heavily on the wall, and then falling heavily to the ground, losing consciousness.

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