Women are incomprehensible creatures, whether they are small or large, whether they are demons or humans, even the husky wolf lying there on the floor licking their fur, "By the way, M wolf, didn't you lick your urine with your tongue just now, and you are licking your fur now?" Don't you know about hygiene? Zhang Xiaoyu first thought of this problem. The terrible thing is that when Zhang Xiaoyu didn't know it, the wolf lady had already jumped into his room and licked every corner of his room carefully, Zhang Xiaoyu's pants were the focus, and the wolf girl licked it a few more times. Whether the wolf lady licked her urine at that time is really an unsolved mystery.

Zhang Xiaohong, as well as the rabbit-eared lady who followed her, they were angry, and Zhang Xiaohong kicked away the gloating wolf girl. "Ah, I'm rubbing, the queen is making fun of me, this is really, stupid and cute tricks that hurt the pond fish." was kicked, the husky wolf was not in pain, but felt that Xiao Shuang could make the queen angry, and what a great experience it was to see the angry queen, "Brother Xiaoyu, you are my idol." ”

Following Zhang Xiaohong's steps, the rabbit-eared lady also kicked the wolf girl. Similarly, the wolf lady also cursed the hooligan-rabbit in her heart, "Kick it, kick it, as long as you don't kick the tip of my chest, I don't have anything, I'm still happy to tease, just like the demon lady of the Demon Academy said." "The wolf lady is still rolling on the ground. Zhang Xiaoyu looked down, dignity, where is your dignity, my sister and rabbits are trampling on your dignity, resist, you have to resist, wolf girl, Zhang Xiaoyu is impatient for the wolf mother in her heart. Zhang Xiaoyu mainly wants the wolf girl to attract the attention of Xiaohongmei and **Rabbit, so that he can avoid being attacked.

Tapping and tapping, the footsteps of Zhang Xiaohong and Rabbit Ear Niang buzzed in Zhang Xiaoyu's eardrums.

Zhang Xiaoyu held his face with both hands and whispered: "Yes, I want to use my handsome and extraordinary face to influence the rabbit and Xiaohong sister, seeing my pitiful beautiful face, how can they bear to destroy me?" I am a delicate little chrysanthemum in the evening, I am the piss of the brightest white cloud in the sky, I am the strong little brother of the elephant king, self-comfort forbidden. ”

When Zhang Xiaoyu was dying in his dreams, the door to his room opened. The first one to come in was Zhang Xiaohong, and the second one to come in was naturally the rabbit ear Niang, rice grain. Mi Li didn't recognize life, and looked at Zhang Xiaoyu's room carefully, "Oh, this is my room, I have to sleep here at night." "Zhang Xiaoyu's room is very simple and tidy, it is all Zhang Xiaohong's credit, Zhang Xiaohong organizes and arranges Zhang Xiaoyu's room, Zhang Xiaoyu's hidden erotic comics or something, Xiaohong knows where to put it, Zhang Xiaoyu's mysterious text in the computer, Zhang Xiaohong also knows what is stored inside, even what color pants Zhang Xiaoyu wears every day, Xiaohong is also clear, shallots mixed with tofu, there is no ambiguity. Several times, Zhang Xiaohong slipped into Zhang Xiaoyu's room at night, took a flashlight, and quietly observed Zhang Xiaoyu's sleeping appearance, observing and making records at the same time, of course, Zhang Xiaoyu didn't know at all.

Seeing the rabbit-eared mother sitting on Xiaoyu's brother's bed, Zhang Xiaohong was extremely displeased, but it was not good to attack in front of Zhang Xiaoyu. Now you need to play the family card, and you have to use your sister's patience and care to influence Brother Xiaoyu in order to drive the impure rabbit-eared girl out of the house.

"Brother Xiaoyu, what do you want to say to me?"

"My sister, do you see my cute face?" Zhang Xiaoyu asked.

"Silly and cute." Zhang Xiaohong's face was expressionless, and his face was expressionless.

"My sister, do you see my eyes kawaii?" Zhang Xiaoyu asked.

"I really want to poke you blind, Brother Xiaoyu." Zhang Xiaohong said patiently.

"My sister, is our relationship good?" Zhang Xiaoyu did not give up.

"This, it depends on Brother Xiaoyu's attitude towards your confession." Zhang Xiaohong didn't give Zhang Xiaoyu a chance at all.

Confess my guilt, what a crime I have, Zhang Xiaoyu will not give up. "My sister, what are we going to eat tonight?" Zhang Xiaoyu talked about it left and right, not looking at the rabbit-eared lady rolling on his bed, and the rabbit-eared lady also offered Zhang Xiaoyu a flying kiss.

However, the rabbit-eared girl's flying kiss was robbed by Xiaohong's sister.

"Brother Xiaoyu, look into my eyes."

"Oh, my eyes are dry, and when I think about it, it's the wind that is blowing very hard today, and it's blowing people's eyes confused." Zhang Xiaoyu didn't look at Zhang Xiaohong's eyes.

Zhang Xiaohong's patience is still there, but it is almost gone.

"Brother Xiaoyu, what kind of meat do you want to eat?"

Zhang Xiaohong will not ask kindly, is it the M wolf downstairs, or the rabbit on your bed, simply, a pot of stew.

"My sister, your brother Xiaoyu, suddenly felt unwell, I think it's windy today, it's cold, I want to go back to bed to take a nap first, tonight, you eat by yourself, don't get my share." Zhang Xiaoyu stepped back and retreated to his bed. When Zhang Xiaoyu looks back, ahhhh The rabbit-eared lady actually took off her clothes and got into Zhang Xiaoyu's bed. Looking at the stockings and skirts lost on the floor, Zhang Xiaoyu's eyes straightened, "Mi Li, you are too disagreeable, you know that Xiaohong is using me to make a knife, and you are still mending the knife behind my back." Can we still have fun together?! ”

"Do we still want to have a pure male-female relationship? Dear drops, my Darling. ”

The rabbit ear lady is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and continues to mend the knife.

Hehehe, Zhang Xiaohong smiled deeply behind Zhang Xiaoyu's back. The black ominous breath, the stinging Zhang Xiaoyu's back hurts, although it is still separated by clothes.

"Go, go, Brother Xiaoyu, you go to have a pure relationship between men and women, and I will stand quietly at the door to take care of the wind for you. Anyway, I'm a good sister who is kind and understanding. ”

Zhang Xiaohong picked up a kitchen knife in her hand. Kitchen knife, my sister, where did you get the kitchen knife? What do you do with a kitchen knife? Zhang Xiaoyu's extraordinary face is anxious for his IQ. The man who took the demon mother home, the demon mother took off her clothes and got into the man's bed, the man's sister didn't know when she grabbed the kitchen knife in her hand, the man is just stupid, and he knows what the kitchen knife means.

Cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, and give a hugh.

Zhang Xiaoyu is a sandwich biscuit. Sandwiched between the demon lady and her sister. The combat power of my sister and the combat power of the demon mother, that is obvious to all, and there are a number of jù that can be queried. Zhang Xiaoyu pressed his index finger on the door of his head, thinking, "How can I survive the catastrophe now?" Life is precious, my sister has a kitchen knife, the rabbit on the bed is off, and the light rain on the ground is panicking. I persuaded Tiangong to shake up and drop a sister Lin. Sister Lin, why don't you fall from the sky, hurry up and smash me unconscious, as long as I faint, Sister Xiaohong, rabbit, they won't be embarrassed by poor me. yes, yes, even if they are mad, they won't embarrass my unconscious body. ”

Pregnant!

Zhang Xiaoyu's head was opened.

"Young man, do you know why the sea is so big, and why the sea is salty?"

The great sage in Zhang Xiaoyu's mind looked at Zhang Xiaoyu kindly.

"O great sage, sue me, what will I do."

"Young man, give up, the sea is inclusive, there is a lot of milk, B is rich, and if you are speechless, you will be anal."

The words of the great sage are still so deeply loved, Zhang Xiaoyu can't understand them at all.

"Young man, dance, in the dance, you will feel the deep love of the world for you, it is love, as long as there is love, nothing is a problem, I am optimistic about you, Too young, too simple!"

Beep, the great sage in Zhang Xiaoyu's head disappeared after a puff of white smoke. Leaving Zhang Xiaoyu in reality who was still in a cold sweat.

Daddy, Zhang Xiaoyu howled.

When Zhang Xiaoyu was communicating with the great sage who made up the inside of his head, Zhang Xiaohong and Rabbit Ear Niang were still in the cold war.