Chapter 3: Lu Slut

"Weng-" A shout, like a lion's roar, like a giant gong, made the ghost mouth near the neck suddenly pause. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info At this moment, a Buddha bead also hit, and after a sharp cry, the ghost thing immediately moved away from me.

A man in a gray zip-up suit and a gray cap appeared next to me. When I look at this guy, isn't it Lu Guan, my uncle's friend and Zhiyuan Zen Master's apprentice Lu Guan when I was a child?

After this guy glanced at me, he ignored me, but picked up the Buddha beads that fell on the ground, and said to the ghost, "You have also been entrenched in this forest for many years, and I saw that you were pitiful, so I ignored it, and I didn't think that you would start to harm people today, so I won't keep you!" ”

As he spoke, he took off his hat and threw it on the ground, stared at the ghost and said, "Don't dissolve your own grievances and go to the underworld to reincarnate, otherwise the Buddha will beat you and scatter your soul, and you will disappear between heaven and earth!" ”

The ghost stared at Lu Guan with resentment on his face, and glanced at me greedily, but there was a high-frequency sound wave hissing from his little mouth, and the child's voice said in a pervasive voice, "Little monk, in the past two years, our well water has not interfered with river water, and today this kid is going to become the old lady's mouth, and I can't imagine being destroyed by you." I have lived in this woods for thirty years, and I have accumulated grievances for thirty years. Little monk, you have to be clear, resentment has become the obsession of the old lady, to eliminate the resentment, then you have to get rid of the old lady's obsession, as long as you eat this person, the old lady's obsession will go to three points", the ghost pointed to me and said.

Lu Guan followed the direction of the ghost, glanced at me, and then said with a smile, "Thirty years ago, your mother gave birth to you and buried you in the woods, originally I thought that with the passage of time, your resentment should be dissipated." But it backfired. Tonight, I'll ask you, will you go back to the underworld? ”

Lu Guan directly roared out with the secret method of Buddhism, and with this roar, I suddenly felt that the cold in my heart seemed to be gone.

The white resentment on the ghost seemed to have faded a little, but that face suddenly became more resentful, even more resentful than the dead old lady.

Lu Guan took a look, yes, this ghost thing is hopeless, since it is not saved, then King Kong is angry.

"Know, Know. Siddhara, Roya, Sammasilli, Ashama Siddhi, Sampha! ”

Lu Guan used a lion's roar-like sound to recite this immovable Ming King's curse.

With the twenty-seven words of the spell, after reciting it, a golden circle of light went directly towards the ghost object.

Suddenly, the ghost baby's fierce and sharp cry resounded throughout the forest, but this cry was also the last echo of the ghost baby's stay in this world.

The last handful of white ash fell to the ground, Lu Guan also let out a sigh, and there were beads of sweat on his face, and I also felt that the sweat was soaking my back at this time.

"I remember that you are the nephew of the old bachelor, why are you so dished, it's a shame for your uncle."

Although I already agreed with this in my heart, I was not to be outdone, "Do you think I lost my uncle's person, joke, isn't my Hou Yuan just for so long, I have always been five lectures, four beauties and three loves, exploring on the road of natural science, and my uncle's craftsmanship, I just wasted it." You don't talk about the second brother, don't you just clean up this ghost, the sweat on the head can be used as lubricant to enter the back door, this craftsmanship is really embarrassing. ”

After I finished speaking, I hurriedly said flatteringly, "Brother Lu, we used to play a lot when we were young, and I also know that your big name is Lu Guan, now, I think you should have a fashionable name, called masturbation!" ”

As soon as Lu Guan heard this, he slapped me in the neck, damn, my shoulder hole hurt faintly, but my strength is not as good as others, and I can only endure it.

"Haha, Xiao Yuanzi, if you call me to again, the Buddha won't mind you becoming a eunuch at that time", he said, and let out a cold sneer.

My neck hurts, and I wanted to push it back like a backbone, but the dull pain in my neck told me that manly, big husband, bow your head when you should bow your head, and when Lao Tzu learns something, I will feed this Lu slut ten viagra when the time comes, and then find ten sows, a thousand times, a thousand times.

After secretly making up my mind, I dragged my tired steps and walked towards the dormitory. Just as he was taking a step, he glanced at me, "You have fallen into the way of this ghost baby tonight, see that your face is pale, and your yang energy is greatly injured, come, take this pill, and strengthen your foundation and cultivate yang!" ”

Although I am very angry about the act of hitting my neck, I still believe in the traditional Chinese medicine and Tibetan medicine cultivation techniques of his master, Zhiyuan Zen Master.

Taking the pill, I swallowed it with a grunt, but between my throats, a rancid smell of came up. I was immediately furious, "Damn, what kind of pill to strengthen the foundation of Peiyang, this is obviously a fecal mass baked by feces." ”

Let me eat, now I take advantage of it, and when I was about to squirt the tube, the lower abdomen, which was originally cold, rose after taking this pill, and a hot breath rose, and the whole person's face became ruddy.

"Brother Yang, thank you this time, next time, I will save your life, I don't like to owe favors." After I said this, I felt that the spring was immediately shining in front of me, after all, I finally said a cruel word in the verbal battle.

"What do you mean? You should take back the ashes of this ghost baby, today's death of this ghost baby is all because of you, which means that you have this calamity in your life, but you have passed the difficulty of this calamity, then you and this ghost baby have cause and effect. If you don't bury this ghost baby properly, then your future cause and effect with her will be great, and you may have bad luck for the rest of your life. ”

Buddhism pays attention to karma, and I didn't care about these causes and effects before, but tonight when I encountered this incident, I still endured the bad luck in my heart, took off my linen shirt, and wrapped the ashes.

Carrying a bag of ashes in his hand, "That brother, you see that I have never dealt with this matter, you see, you still take it and recite some Sutra of Transcendence." ”

"What, you want me to take it? Xiao Yuanzi, let me tell you, this thing is not small, although it was destroyed by me, but I think that this ghost baby has become a climate here in thirty years, and it is estimated that there will be two or three helpers at that time. You let me take it, isn't that looking for something for me? Besides, the Buddha is a monk, and if there is less trouble and cause and effect, he will be able to achieve positive results in the future. Okay, I'll leave this matter to you, if there is anything in the future, you can call me! ”

After saying that, the man had already run out.

I thought in my heart that this thing that had turned into ashes, and there was still a helper, so I comforted myself, "There is a wrong, there is a debtor, you want to pay her to find a pipe." My uncle is Mr. Yin and Yang, whoever comes is gone. With this in his heart, he carried a bag of ashes and walked towards the dormitory.