Chapter 16: Cheating

87_87164 "Help with the exam?" How could there be such a thing. Yan Beixun said: "It is not possible to rely on external forces for things like reading. ”

"Just the talisman you used before, give me a few at random, I'll fix the invigilator, and then I can copy my homework boldly and boldly." I have begun to fantasize in my heart that when everyone is struggling to answer questions under the stern gaze of the invigilator, my savior will appear as a savior, fix the invigilator, and then everyone will copy the homework together, and have a good time.

"There are a lot of things to do today, you can find a time to come to my Chinese medicine shop tomorrow." After speaking, Yan Beixun hung up the phone on the other end.

Early the next morning, I got up and went to the Chinese medicine shop in Yanbeixun.

I ran directly to the second floor, Yan Beixun was sitting on the sofa looking at the shabby old ancient books, he heard my footsteps, put down the book, looked up at me and said, "Coming?" Have a seat. ”

"That, Daoist Yan, where's Fu?" I smiled and sat opposite Yan Beixun.

"This." Yan Beixun directly took out a yellow talisman and handed it over.

This so-called talisman is similar to the one in the movie, and I took the talisman and asked, "How to use it?" ”

"You can't use it." Yan Beixun said: "At least you can't use it now." ”

"You're kidding me?" I glared at Yan Beixun.

"If Fu can be used by ordinary people, then what do we need to do with ghost catchers? Wouldn't it be peaceful to put one or two talismans in every household? Yan Beixun glanced at me and pointed to the bronze statue enshrined on the left.

I didn't pay much attention to it when I came last time, but now that I look closely, this bronze statue is not dedicated to Sanqing, but to a bearded and sloppy Taoist.

"You are born with yin and yang eyes, which is the material for learning the Tao, originally I wanted to accept you as an apprentice......" Yan Beixun thought for a while and said: "But think about it carefully, it is not suitable, after all, I am only in my thirties, in this way, you go to the ancestor to kowtow three times, on the pillar incense, if he agrees, you will be my junior brother, worship under my father's door, although my father is dead, I can teach you Taoism on his behalf." ”

"Hey, I just want to get Zhang Fu, cheat on the exam, do you have to be so troublesome?" I asked.

Yan Beixun looked at me speechlessly and said, "Do you know how many people want to learn this craft, but they can't find a good master, if you don't have yin and yang eyes, do you think I am willing to teach you?" ”

"Don't talk nonsense, go and incense the grandfather." Yan Beixun said.

I picked up the incense in my hand, walked to the bronze statue, lit the incense candle with a lighter, then knelt on the ground, kowtowed to the bronze statue three times, and then inserted the incense.

"Well, Master Zu has agreed." Yan Beixun nodded.

How do you feel so fooled by Yan Beixun's magic stick, obviously nothing happened, when did his ancestor agree?

Yan Beixun noticed my eyes, coughed awkwardly and said, "I said that Master Zu agreed, I agreed, come here, I'll give you two books." ”

Then Yan Beixun took out two books from the bookcase, one is "Ghost Stories", and the other is a very small book, just like the villain book, the cover of the book is yellowed, and there is only one page, the name is "Ying Yuan Lei Mansion Yun Edict".

"This "Ghost Story" is a book handed down by the ancestor when he first traveled, and later it has been revised and added many times, and it is a book that records a lot of ghosts and monsters, and it is priceless." Yan Beixun said.

"You just threw it at me so casually, it doesn't feel priceless at all." I looked at the book "Ghost Stories" in my hand, and opened it casually, the words in it were still simplified, and I turned two pages casually, and the records were all about some monsters' methods of harming people.

In the "Ying Yuan Lei Mansion Yun Gong Edict", it is recorded that there is an edict called Ying Yuan Lei Fu Yun Gong.

Yan Beixun took out a black pocket and handed it over, I opened it and saw that it was stacks of rune paper, brushes, and cinnabar, black dog blood.

"You go back and learn to draw a few talismans according to this "Ying Yuan Lei Fu Yun Edict", this edict is very strong, after learning, the basic demons can't hurt you, as for the talisman, when the time comes, you stick it on the person you want to fix, and then say: Urgent as the law. Remember, when you recite this mantra, all your attention must be focused on this talisman, otherwise it will not work. Yan Beixun said a lot, picked up the water cup and took a sip of water: "That's pretty much it." ”

I'm full of things about tomorrow's exam now, where can I still listen to Yan Beixun's words.

"Then I'll go first." After I finished speaking, I took what Yan Beixun gave me and ran out of the Chinese medicine shop.

I went back to the dormitory.

In the bedroom, Qin Jiang, Shen Kai, and Guo Fatzi were holding books and were desperately reciting them.

I shook my head lightly and said, "Come on." ”

"Ah Xiu, are you sure you don't carry it? When the time comes, it's a big deal. Shen Kai looked at me and said, "Look, the fat man's family is so rich, isn't he also endorsing it." ”

"You see, it's such a good weather outside, and it's a waste of time to spend time on endorsements." I walked to the window, looked outside, and felt the amulet in my pocket, feeling calm.

On the day of the exam, the four of us went to the classroom, where the invigilator was a professor in his seventies with reading glasses.

I looked at his eyes, I guess I don't need to put any talismans on him at all, I don't think he can even see the homework in front of him.

"Start answering questions." The old professor spoke.

When I looked at the title, I was dizzy.

I slowly took the talisman out of my pocket, and was about to look for a good time to put it on the old professor.

Suddenly, the old professor came up to me and said, "Take out the things." ”

"What's that?" I turned my head and said.

The old professor took the talisman out of my pocket directly: "Still playing cheat sheets? Such an old-fashioned method of copying questions, we all used it rotten at that time, thinking that I couldn't understand it when I wrote some Martian text? ”

"This, it's not a Martian script, it's a charm, I use it to keep you safe, Professor." I swallowed my spit, and it was over.

"If you want to copy your homework, just copy the book, don't do these little actions for me." The old professor said.

When I heard this, I hurriedly turned out the book, just like the minister who was supposed to be beheaded by the emperor, who was suddenly released by grace.

Wrong.

Even if I were asked to copy the book, I wouldn't be able to do it at all.

The old professor looked at me, and his eyes seemed to say, let you copy, you won't look like you, what kind of cheat plagiarism. Then he ignored me and drank his tea.

The exam ended soon, and I handed in a blank paper, maybe the teacher could give me some points when he saw that my exam paper was clean.

After walking out of the classroom, I saw the dejected fat man, Shen Kai, and Qin Jiang