Chapter 12: Jokes
When I killed the coffin master, I was only surprised, not too scared or anything.
According to common sense, ordinary people must be afraid of killing individuals, and it is common for them to be afraid after being frightened, but I obviously don't, which definitely does not mean that I am not an ordinary person, but I already had a premonition when I did it, and this grandson had to be killed by me.
Of course, I didn't plan to stop when I had a hunch, because in my opinion, the coffin master really deserves to die.
"Are you alright?" Little Buddha came over and saw me sitting on the ground in a daze, he shook his head and sat down with me: "You were crazy just now?" I told you to stop for half a day. ”
"Little Buddha, he dug my grandfather's grave, and I killed him, isn't it too much?"
"It's not too much."
"He wants to help Lafayette arrest me, and it's not too much for me to fight back and kill him, right?"
"That's not too much."
I nodded, took off all my shirts, wiped the blood on my face with my tattered clothes, and looked at Xiao Buddha expectantly: "I killed the coffin master, can you help me?" ”
The little Buddha was stunned, obviously he didn't expect that I would ask him this at this time.
After half a ring, he nodded: "Help you." ”
Hearing this, I finally breathed a sigh of relief, smiled happily, didn't care about the strange eyes of the little Buddha at all, just asked casually, and then lit a cigarette and smoked.
"What do you see me doing?"
"You don't feel like you are the same person you used to be." The little Buddha said to me very seriously.
I glanced at the coffin master's corpse, my hands trembling a few times, and finally looked away.
"People always change."
Hearing this, the little Buddha smiled very understandingly, and then said something that I have never forgotten in my life.
"Now China is a society of cannibalism, no matter what kind of industry it is, if you can't change the reality, then you have to change yourself to accept all this." Little Buddha said something that seemed off-topic: "Either you will be in the same league with this reality, or you will be in cahoots with this society." ”
"If you're still like that, I don't think you'll be able to die one day."
"Thank you." I rubbed my tired eyes and repeated, "Thank you." ”
"Since you have stepped into this pool of troubled waters, if you want to settle down, you must be ruthless." The little Buddha taught me tirelessly, bent on leading me to the bright road, but I didn't want to deal with him at all, and what he said was all nonsense.
Seeing that I didn't want to speak, the little Buddha shrugged his shoulders boringly, holding five. Lianfa stood up.
"What are you doing?"
"The finishing work must be done well, and it will be troublesome for this matter to get out." Little Buddha walked up to the nearest guy with a cigarette in his mouth, and he didn't care whether the man was unconscious or not, and raised his hand to shoot him.
With the gunshot, the place where the guy was hit by the bullet was blurred in an instant, and he still had a little breath, but after receiving this shot, he was completely out of breath.
Watching the little Buddha mend their guns one by one, I took a puff of cigarette and felt a little dizzy in my head.
This time, he used magic to harm others and then mend the knife himself, which is really a helpless move and uncontrollable emotions, which can be said to be very irrational.
It seems that you are going to lose your life like this, but at that time, I couldn't take care of so much, the little Buddha's stupid finger may be strangled to death by the corpse, and I will die as soon as he dies, even if I don't die, my things will inevitably be taken away by them.
If those things are gone, what am I going to do to resurrect Yujia?!
In hindsight, I seemed to be a little confused at the time, and I didn't understand this, and if I thought about it more, I wouldn't have lost so many lives.
Actually, I could have stunned them without killing them, and then I could have killed them when they woke up on their own.
Because in this case, the folding of the life will not be too much, but at that time
Maybe I really can't help the anger in my heart, I want to die for all the people present, really, I don't want to see them live.
"Grandpa, I'm sorry" I squatted down and picked up the corpse, this black charred corpse was very light, maybe because there was no moisture, it was so light that it made me feel a little cold.
I don't know why, the moment I saw the coffin master's body, I finally understood.
Weakness, there will never be a good end, as the little Buddha said, if you want to live well, if you want to protect everything you think is good, then you have to
Or, go along with this reality.
Or, to be in cahoots with this society.
"Little Buddha, you go first"
After telling Xiaofo the address of the hotel where I was staying, I held the old man's corpse and carried a sapper shovel, and walked alone towards the back of the mountain.
The old man has to be buried in the ground, I don't want him to be upset by these things, he should rest and rest
When I was a child, I walked countless times, and the flowers on the side of the road were still fragrant, but I knew very well that the flowers I saw now were no longer the flowers I saw at the beginning.
Maybe it's also telling me that nothing is set in stone, that everything changes, whether it's people or things.
Damn, Yujia will definitely not change, old man
Suddenly, I suddenly remembered something, and suddenly I stood there as if I had been struck by lightning.
If the old man's body is burned, then there is no possibility of his resurrection, that is, he will never be able to
"God is telling me that it is impossible to recover the dead, although the old man has passed the time limit of a month, I still want to try, but now" I hugged the old man's body tightly, his eyes were extremely dull: "Grandpa, I'm sorry"
I sat on a stone with the old man in my arms, staring blankly at the gray sky, and didn't move for a long time.
It seems like I've been crying a bit a bit lately, and now I feel the urge to cry with my head in my arms, but I find that I can't cry anymore.
I just want to sit quietly and sort out my thoughts now
"Grandpa, I think I'm really unlucky, if only you were here." I covered my eyes that hurt faintly, maybe I have been crying too much recently, I always feel that the blood in my eyes is a little bit increasing, and it always hurts, as if someone has applied chili oil to my eyes, and it hurts so much that I want to cry.
"Did you know that a lot has happened lately?"
"First, your grandson, that is, me, has found a lot of treasures and made a lot of money."
The scorching stench of the corpse made me feel like vomiting, but to me, smelling it was like breathing ordinary air.
"Second, Yujia agreed to be with me, she is my wife."
"Third," I lit a cigarette and smoked it, and then helped the old man light another cigarette and put it between his fingers.
"I can't stay in the Yi family anymore, so I go from house to house, and in the future, I will be this easy, and it will not be that easy." I choked on the smoke and coughed a few times, rubbed my eyes and stood up: "Grandpa, you have a good rest, wait"
I didn't finish my sentence, but fell into thought, and only gave an answer after half a ring.
"If I have done well recently, then it is estimated that we will get together again in a few decades, if it doesn't go well, I may have to go down to see you early."
"Grandpa"
By the time I had finished talking with the old man and had him buried in the earth, it was getting dark, and if I hadn't happened to meet a black car, I was afraid I would have stayed on the grave hill for the night.
Actually, I'm still very sensible, and I didn't say negative news when I chatted with the old man. If it is broadcast, it will inevitably report good news and not bad news.
When I got back to the hotel, I knocked on the door of the next room, and the little Buddha came out scolding.
"I'm grass, you're naked. Running back? ”
"You forgot? I am burned by fire today, but fortunately the fire was quickly extinguished, or else I would have died. I pointed to the slight burn on my arm, took the little Buddha into my house, went to the toilet and turned on the faucet, and took a shower with cold water to be very comfortable, only to find that I had not taken off my clothes for a long time.
The little Buddha outside the door seems to have ADHD, and he is very curious about the things I brought, and he is looking at the treasures with great interest.
For example, lampholders, for example
"What the hell are you? There are words in the sky?! The little Buddha pointed to Zuo Ci's "Tao Ji" and asked me excitedly.
"You stupid. Force. I glanced at him and continued to take a shower.
The little Buddha didn't lose his temper, and he frowned and took the "Tao Ji" and looked at it, and he pretended to be very pretending. I was forced to read while reading, but I guess he didn't understand it, because the way he reads ancient texts is a little different from that of us ordinary people, and he often reads half of the words, and it can be seen from here that he is very literate.
It is estimated that he is idle and has nothing to do, he is so literate to read "The Book of the Dao", and he reads it with typos, if Zuo Ci hears what he reads, he will really cry blood and tears.
"I was surprised that he could recognize this word, the first seven souls are weak, and when they meet the wood, they will receive it, seven seven"
"Yes, there is culture, and I read it quite smoothly this time." I praised him, wiped my hair and walked out, only to see the little Buddha holding the "Tao Ji" and reading it with great pleasure, especially after hearing my praise, he felt that he was even more awesome.
These are the back of the "Tao Ji" that he reads, most of them are harmful things, I didn't think much about it, so I learned an easy-to-learn Seven Earthquake Bureau, as for other things, I still have to study slowly, after all, maybe I can use it in the future, right?
I thought so, sat on the bed and smoked a cigarette and didn't say anything more.
"The array is based on the symbolic game, the ink is the eye, and the soul is gathered"
Listening to what the little Buddha read, I froze unnaturally in my smoking movements, and I didn't react when the cigarette butt burned to my fingers.
"Take it!!! Bring it here!!! I rushed over and snatched the "Tao Ji" and asked anxiously, "Where are you reading?!! Show me!! Fast!!! ”
"Here, I think I know more words to read here" The little Buddha saw that I reacted so much, so he subconsciously pointed to the place where he read, and then frowned, scolding and saying, "What kind of attitude do you have?" ”
I ignored him, stared intently at where he was pointing, and
"Is the surname Yi hahahahahaha!!!hahahahahaha
I laughed out loud with scattered eyes, slammed the lamp on the bedside table to the floor, and laughed with my hands on my stomach, because I had never found myself so ridiculous.
Little Buddha looked at me worriedly and asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”
"God, why are you doing this to me, is it because you haven't had enough fun" I frantically looked at the sky outside the window, feeling more and more ridiculous.
"Was I just a joke from the beginning?"
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