Chapter 3 I have intermittent *** mania
When the phone was connected, there was an irrepressible surprise on the other end of the phone, "Son? How do you know I'm in town with your uncle? ”
When Ma Xiaohe listened to the familiar and warm voice, his tenacious heart still trembled, and his eyes instantly reddened, shedding a line of tears. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Mom...... I miss you so much. When Ma Xiaohe choked up and finished these words, he couldn't cry anymore. He remembered the days and nights of his previous life tormented by remorse. Now, I can finally redeem the regrets and regrets left by my previous life.
In the previous life, when the cataclysm came, although Ma Xiaohe finally escaped from the school and arrived at the Hanshui survivor camp. But because of his cowardice and fear of the end of the world, he did not return to his hometown, not far from the camp, to look for traces of his mother and sister.
At that time, Ma Xiaohe always used the excuse that "his mother and sister may have been killed" as an excuse to hide his cowardice. Until...... His uncle led a team to the Hanshui survivors' camp and accidentally met him when he realized what a sin he had committed.
If he can rush back to the town not far away as soon as he arrives at the Hanshui survivor camp, he may be able to redeem the eternal regret in his heart.
In this life, these regrets, regrets, I will never let them stay again.
"What's wrong? Son, is there no money? On the other end of the phone, he seemed to hear the strangeness in Ma Xiaohe's voice.
"No, it's just ...... It's been a long time since I've heard your voice, and I'm a little excited. Ma Xiaohe suppressed his choked and tried to soothe his voice as much as possible.
"Silly son, hehe, are you homesick? If you miss your mother, your mother will go to Jiangnan to see you in two days. The voice on the other end of the phone was both relieved and mixed with a hint of joy that could not be concealed. It seems that my son has never said such thoughtful words to her since he entered middle school.
Ma Xiaohe was startled, then remembered that time was pressing, and hurriedly said: "Mom, don't look for me, I'll go back to town in the next two days." You stay at my uncle's house first, don't go home, and I'll go directly to my uncle's house then. Now, you go to school and take my sister to my uncle's house. ”
"Okay, then I'll stay here for the next two days. The playground of your sister's school has collapsed into a bottomless pit, and the school is on holiday today, so I came to pick her up, just by the way to your uncle's place. Who knows, my son is so smart that he actually knows that I am here. The mother on the other end of the phone was pleasantly surprised when she heard that her son was coming back.
Before Ma Xiaohe could react, a coquettish voice of joy came from the other end of the phone: "Brother, are you coming back?" When you come back, you must bring me a puppy, I heard that the dogs in the big city are very beautiful. ”
Ma Xiaohe listened to his sister's soft voice, and a sweetness surged in his heart, since he was a child, his sister liked to pester him: "Okay, Xiaoyu, my brother will definitely bring you a gift when he goes back." Take care of yourself these two days and don't run around. ”
After arranging his mother and sister, a boulder that had once pressed in the depths of Ma Xiaohe's heart disappeared all of a sudden, and the whole person suddenly felt a lot easier. The rest of the time is to try to escape from the campus, reunite with relatives, and survive in the last days.
He looked at the time and saw that the end was less than two hours away.
It stands to reason that he should run away from school now and hire a car to escape Gangnam...... Still, he knew it would be the most stupid thing to do.
According to the memories of previous lives, when the end times come, the landscape of the entire world will undergo drastic changes. It can be said that the sky is falling. If you go out now, you will either bury yourself in the mouth of the monster or fall into the abyss.
The school is undoubtedly the safest place at the moment, although in the coming time, it is also full of dangers, but he has the foresight, and he still has the confidence to escape from this place safely.
As a reborn, Ma Xiaohe's heart is not just satisfied with surviving. He also has an even greater ambition, that is, to improve his strength as much as possible with foresight......
You must know that in the world after the judgment of the gods, the law of the jungle is even more vivid. If you don't have strong strength, you can't live like a dog.
Soon, Ma Xiaohe made a perfect plan for himself.
Of course, this plan still lacks two crucial characters, that is, his two friends - Tie King Kong and Li Bai.
In his previous life, these two friends were also indelible regrets in his heart.
In this life, we must help them escape from this place together.
"Now these two goods should go back to the classroom."
According to the memories of their previous lives, the reason why these two guys were not in the classroom just now seemed to be going to the city to buy medicine for themselves.
Thinking of this, Ma Xiaohe quickened his pace and hurried towards the classroom.
When he was about to enter the classroom, a loud shout came from the class: "Sun Feihu, mother, you injured Ma Xiaohe yesterday, and the brothers haven't settled accounts with you yet." You're looking for trouble again today, are we really bullied? Today, I am Tie King Kong, and your inspection department wants to take Ma Xiaohe away, but there is no door. ”
"Tie King Kong, it's none of your business today, don't worry about salty radishes. Yesterday, he wantonly played drunk and crazy at school, violating school discipline. Today, Liu Chenbo was injured again, violating the law, and we are now taking him to the school police office and waiting for the police to deal with it. An arrogant voice, mixed with schadenfreude.
"How is that possible...... Ma Xiaohe has always been gentle and elegant, don't try to frame him. Iron King Kong clearly didn't believe the other party's words.
"That is, although Ma Xiaohe hates snake spirit men, he will never hurt him." A weak voice also defended Ma Xiaohe. Obviously, this voice is another friend of Ma Xiaohe-Li Bai.
At this time, a piercing scream scolded beside him: "Tie King Kong, Li Bai, look at the flawless face of the old lady, who was beaten by Ma Xiaobai's madman, are you blind?" Anyway, I've already called the police, I have a witness, and there is surveillance to prove it. I believe that soon the police will come, and then the old lady will let him go to jail. If you dare to stand in the way, you are covering up your sins. ”
After speaking, the snake spirit man Liu Chenbo howled again: "Oh, I'm not alive anymore, my flawless face and chin!" If Ma Xiaohe doesn't compensate me for millions, the old lady will haunt him. ”
Glancing at the ghost-like "snake spirit man", Tie King Kong and Li Bai were also stunned, in fact, they had already believed seven or eight points in their hearts, but they didn't know why Ma Xiaohe was so gentleman today, and he actually gave the snake spirit man such a violent beating... To be honest, they have been beating up the snake spirit man, but they have never dared to put it into practice.
"Ma Xiaohe, this guy, won't there really be a problem with his head." Tie Jingang and Li Bai thought of something uneasily. As soon as the two of them came back, the classmates in the class told them that Ma Xiaohe was slapping himself and sucking his hands again...... Now coupled with the violent beating of the "snake spirit man", maybe there is really something wrong with this kid's head.
When Tie Jingang and Li Bai were at a loss, a joking voice came from outside the door: "Oh, snake spirit man, don't frame me, I don't remember when I beat you." ”
As soon as the words fell, Ma Xiaohe pushed open the door with a faint smile on his face, and walked into the classroom.
In the classroom, in addition to a group of students watching the excitement, there are also a few members of the student council inspection department who are tall and have armbands on their arms. And the tall thin man with a sinister face and mocking eyes was none other than Sun Feihu, the head of the school's student union inspection who knocked him unconscious last night.
As for Sun Feihu's side, the sissy who cried pear blossoms with rain was the "snake spirit man" Liu Chenbo who was beaten by him just now. At this time, when he saw Ma Xiaohe again, in addition to hatred, his eyes were also mixed with faint uneasy fear, he wanted to spill, but not only did he not dare to chirp crookedly at this time, but took a step back in fright, and snuggled Sun Feihu tightly.
Sun Feihu patted the hand of the "snake spirit man", comforted him softly, and then looked at Ma Xiaohe with a sneer: "Ma Dacaizi, I only taught you a lesson last night, it seems that you forgot it again today." If you violate school discipline, your brother may be able to let you go once, but ...... You might end up in jail this time. Liu Chenbo was seriously injured, and you can't escape the charge of intentional injury......"
"Huh, huh? Isn't the snake spirit man alive? It doesn't look like he's seriously injured. If he was really seriously injured, I'm afraid he would have been pulled away by 120 long ago. Besides, you were really able to get through 110 just now? Ma Xiaohe looked innocent and didn't care about Sun Feihu's threat.
Sun Feihu and the snake spirit man tightened their hearts, to be honest, they had actually contacted 120 and 110 on a landline just now, but the hospital and the police had not been able to get through.
"Hehe, we haven't gotten through, but I've already sent people to the hospital and the police, and I'm sure they'll be here soon." Sun Feihu once again raised a smug smile on his face: "In other words, your real free time is less than two hours." ”
"Really? If the police or detective comes, I will also report the case. I was also beaten by a mob last night and appeared to have suffered a serious head injury. Ma Xiaohe exaggeratedly covered the gauze on his head.
Tie King Kong and Li Bai on the side, their expressions were full of worry, and they hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Ma Xiaohe, did you really have a problem with your head, and you were beaten stupid?" ”
"Hehe, don't worry. Got a head injury to a mob last night, which can lead to intermittent *** mania. But it doesn't matter, even if I commit some outrageous acts of violence, the law will not pursue it. Ma Xiahe winked at the two and shrugged his shoulders with an innocent expression.
The three of them have been in the same bedroom for two years, what a tacit understanding, Tie Jingang and Li Bai instantly understood the meaning of Ma Xiaohe's words. The worry in the hearts of the two of them disappeared without a trace in an instant, but their faces pretended to be extremely angry: "Oh, then when the doctor and the police come, let's go to the hospital to check and diagnose it, and then call the police, you are so injured that you should be able to put those thugs who beat you in prison for three or five years." ”
"King Kong is right, as for your intermittent *** syndrome, it should be a kind of mental illness, and the laws of the country stipulate that violent crimes committed while committing illness will not be punished by law. My cousin is the deputy director of Jiangnan Gong'an, and my third aunt is the vice president of the provincial court. "Li Bai, this kid is very good, and he shouted at the right time.
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Sun Feihu and the snake spirit man twitched in their hearts: It's so shameless, this is the rhythm of preparing to fight a rake.
"Hmph, don't pretend, I believe the law is fair. When the time comes, 120 and 110 will come, and you will have nowhere to hide. There is absolutely no escape from the law. Sun Feihu's face turned red at this time, and he was not convinced.
"Yes, you say you have intermittent neuropathy, who believes you?" The snake spirit man was bold and shouted a few times.
At this time, several girls around said: "We can prove that Ma Xiaohe has intermittent *** syndrome, and he slapped himself there half an hour ago." Moreover, he also sucked his fingers from time to time, and while eating, he said "it tastes good", and said that his meat was Tang monk meat......"
After Ma Xiaohe heard this, his face was black, and he secretly said in his heart: "Damn, I'm really a fool now, and I can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River." ”
However, he didn't distinguish how to say that people were also speaking for him, and it seemed that what he said was right.