Chapter VII: Chen San
Uncle Zhao and Brother Zhao have already hid in the bedroom according to my instructions, no matter what sound they hear, they will definitely not come out to meddle in the trouble.
The Gu people are not gangsters, relying on more people to win, that is a dream.
In the living room, I chatted with my fat uncle Hai Dongqing without a word, and Zhou Yan was arranged by me to take care of Zhou Yujia's girl in the room, and he didn't hear it well.
"Little Buddha is coming to Guiyang?" Hai Dongqing frowned.
I snorted.
"Oh, he'll be in Guiyang in a few days, right, then I'll go back to Tianjin Wei tomorrow and take something to Guiyang." Hai Dongqing smiled rarely, and his tone was very gentle.
"Take what?" I was puzzled, and said that what you took had something to do with Little Buddha?
Hai Dongqing continued to laugh: "Guns, bullets, these things." ”
I grass.
At that time, I understood a truth, don't mess with the birdman if you have something to do, he is not an ordinary grudge, if he really remembers you
"Big Bird, no, no, it's Brother Hai." I laughed: "What, you won't hold a grudge against me, will you?" ”
"No, don't you just keep saying behind my back that I'm like a dead man and then cook expired instant noodles for me? How can I hold a grudge? Hai Dongqing smiled softly, but I obviously felt his murderous aura.
I really can't do bad things in this era, otherwise it's my current situation, embarrassed and impulsive, I always feel that Hai Dongqing, a birdman, will take advantage of my unprepared black gun, which is really not a joke.
"Little Buddha came to Guiyang four (is) to do business?" Uncle Fat's face was ugly, the impression left on him by the little Buddha was definitely not good, and now he knows that I want to be a tour guide, Uncle Fat can be described as having eaten with an expression on his face: "Let him fend for himself, he does things about hungry people." ”
"That's not good." I scratched my head with a bitter face: "Okay, this matter will be discussed tomorrow, we have to wait for a grandson to knock on the door." ”
That being said, but when you say that Uncle Fat is them, even I have a feeling of impatience, if it weren't for the old man who said that the Shock Gu Fu was very famous in the Gu industry, I'm afraid I wouldn't have waited for that grandson to come to the door.
According to my guess, the beast felt that his skin itched and itched with a red rash, and if he thought about it carefully, he could think of the Shock Gu Talisman, and then recall the living Gu that was released recently, he would definitely think of us.
Of course, this is just my speculation, if he can't think of us for the time being, I won't have anything to be unhappy about, after all, it's not me who has itchy skin, and it's not me who has a rash, right? I'd love to torture this grandson for a while.
But as time passed, that pleasure was eroded.
It's eleven o'clock in the evening, and it's been hours, and the beast still hasn't come, which makes me a little confused.
"If he doesn't come to Zhou Yujia, that girl will be in trouble" I lit a cigarette and smoked my head, the anxiety on my face gradually couldn't be suppressed, I stood up with a bitter face, looked left and right in the living room, turned my head and walked into the bedroom.
Zhou Yujia was still lying motionless on the bed, looking not uncomfortable at all, her eyes were full of helplessness and curiosity, judging from her stupid nature, it is estimated that her current thoughts are
"Grandson, do you know what your sister is thinking?" I walked over with a smile and patted Zhou Yan on the shoulder.
Zhou Yan looked at me alive, buried his head, and sighed non-stop: "She can't speak, how do I know what she is thinking?" ”
I laughed and clenched my throat and exclaimed, "Wow! I can't move! The Gu released by that person is really amazing! ”
When the words fell, I automatically switched back to the voice mode and asked quietly: "Yujia, did I guess right?" If you guess right, wink! ”
For a while, Zhou Yujia's eyes blinked like the speed of light, and the look in his eyes was nothing but surprise or surprise, and he didn't run.
"I'm telling you, your sister is just like you, she's a stupid whoop, you can't even guess what she's thinking? Lose face! I looked at Zhou Yan with disdain, and just as I was about to continue to tease him to kill time, there was a sudden knock on the door.
The grandson is coming.
Zhou Yan got up suddenly, looked at me for a moment, turned his head and walked out of the hall together, Hai Dongqing also stood up, and the thing in his hand seemed to be a shovel for sweeping garbage
"A shovel passes, and he has to lose half his life." Hai Dongqing said this, then waved the shovel to try his hand, and gave me a look, which meant to let me open the door, and he would be the backup.
"Don't do it casually, salute first and then soldier." I instructed him, turned and opened the door.
Sure enough, the person standing outside the door was the grandson of the Gu release, compared to the daytime, in addition to a little red spots on his face, and in addition to the scratches on his face, it was still very normal!
If you don't pretend to be forced, I'm really not afraid of him sneaking up on me now, it's a big deal, I'll change my life for a life, the ashes from the rune paper are still in my hands, that's the only antidote to the shock Gu talisman, if it makes me unhappy, Lao Tzu will flush the paper ashes into the toilet in a blink of an eye, and dare to plot against me?
"Yo, master, you're here." I said with a smile, but the anger in my eyes obviously didn't suppress it: "Look at the scratch on your face, you went out to find Xiao San and was beaten by your own daughter-in-law on the spot, right?" ”
The middle-aged man's expression was ugly, as if he had eaten a fat uncle, and his face was greasy.
"Who got the Shock Gu Talisman?" The middle-aged man asked to himself, looking at me coldly: "Who got it?" ”
"You're still pretending to be with me, aren't you?" My brows were furrowed, and my heart said, "Who is used to this man?" looks half-dead, and pretends to be an international style.
"Pretending?" The fat uncle walked over and stood behind me, staring at the middle-aged man with fierce eyes, probably ready to do it, as for Hai Dongqing
Well, he seems to have already done it.
"Big Bird!! Don't rush to do it!! I shouted, and stopped Hai Dongqing in time when a shovel was slapping the middle-aged man's leg.
"Salute first and then soldier, he didn't give a salute." Hai Dongqing silently put the shovel back and stood aside.
At this moment, the middle-aged man raised his hand, and I hurriedly took a step back and said with a smile: "You try it?" You don't want your skin, do you? You move and you're waiting to scratch the skin! ”
Before I could finish speaking, the middle-aged man was very "cooperative" and put his hand on the back of his neck, scratched without saying a word, glared at me coldly and asked: "There are almost no people in Xiangxi who can make shock Gu talismans, I think only Yi Daxi God can get this thing back then, where did you invite a capable person?" ”
I was happy at the time, and this grandson still thinks I'm pulling foreign aid?
When I heard the four words Yi Daxishen, my heart was full of nostalgia and emotion, and the old man's name really did not decline in this land
"Do you know Yi Daxishen?" I asked tentatively, if I can use the name of the old man to suppress him, it will be beautiful, after all, I have to go back to Guiyang sooner or later, if I just go back to Uncle Zhao on the front foot, they will be
I don't want that
There are many ways to solve this problem, and the cleanest thing is to kill people to prevent future troubles, of course, this kind of thing can be thought of, and it will be stupid to take it seriously.
"Of course I know Yi Daxishen, and we drank together back then." The middle-aged man scratched the itch and said, suddenly, he seemed to understand something, frowned and asked me, "You also know Yi Daxishen?" ”
"How old are you?" I didn't answer him, but asked.
"Fifty-three." The middle-aged man said.
I smiled and said politely: "Otherwise, let's forget it, I'll help you solve it, and you can also help my little sister solve it, don't come to trouble this family in the future, okay?" ”
The middle-aged man looked at me angrily: "What are you?" ”
"My name is Yi Lin, and I am Yi Guiyuan's own grandson." I said unmoved.
As soon as I said this, I clearly saw the stunned and surprised on the middle-aged man's face, and I saw that he kept looking me up and down, and asked carefully, "Is there any evidence?" You say you're the grandson of the god of easy joy, and you're the grandson? ”
I almost blurted out swearing, is this person scolding me or scolding me?
Without telling him much, I turned around and pulled up my clothes, exposing the Joy God Demon Diagram behind me to his eyes.
"Who else can have this thing except for our Yi family?" I laughed.
Just as I was about to turn around and continue to talk to him, I only heard a slap in the face, my face changed and I hurriedly turned my head, and said in my heart Who was slapped by him?!
"Paralyzed, you are the grandson of Yi Daxi God?!" The slap marks on the middle-aged man's face are obvious, and the palm of the hand that produces the sound caused by the physical reaction to the face is still raised high, and this slap was made by himself.
"You are?" I don't understand the current situation.
A wry smile appeared on the middle-aged man's face, and he pointed to himself: "Yi Daxi God saved my life at the beginning, but I didn't expect that I would almost do it with his old man's grandson today."
As he spoke, the middle-aged man stretched out his hand to me with a wry smile, and there was no more coldness on his face: "Chen San, if you don't mind, you can just call me Uncle Chen." ”
"Don't be close, my sister is still lying inside, just your Gu!" Zhou Yan walked over with a calm face and scolded him unceremoniously: "You can even do it to someone like my little sister, you are really not a thing!" ”
Don't look at Zhou Yan's usual good temper, he belongs to the type of good gentleman who is easy to bully, but if he really starts a fire, I can't hold it back.
"I'm sorry." Chen San apologized, turned to me and said, "Take me to solve the Gu for that little girl, that Gu is actually not troublesome, you can get better after a night's rest." ”
Zhou Yan didn't speak, his eyes were so gloomy that they could drip water.
I thought about it for a while, turned around, and walked to the bedroom with Chen San, Hai Dongqing and Uncle Fat followed behind, ready to take action at any time to deal with this grandson, as long as the situation is not right, Hai Dongqing's shovel will have to go up.
Chen San did not enter the bedroom, but stood outside the door and looked inside.
Immediately, he took out a folded yellow paper bag from his pocket, opened it to reveal the white powder inside, and blew it forward, and the powder poured in, as if he was alive, and floated straight to the place where Zhou Yujia was lying.
And then
"Brother Yi" Zhou Yujia did not sit up, but flattened his mouth straightforwardly, and cried when he opened his mouth: "I can finally speak"
Chen San looked at me embarrassedly and didn't squeak.
I hesitated for a moment, I didn't do it, at least I have to wait for me to ask the situation clearly, right?
Zhou Yan didn't have such a good temper as me, so he turned around and kicked Chen San with a side kick, but was stopped by me.
"Ask first, don't be in a hurry, let's do it together for a while." I dragged Zhou Yan to the side, leaned into his ear and whispered, "If you ask the reason, let's him!" ”