I was afraid of falling into an endless nightmare, and in order to completely solve this cause and effect in my body, or because of the disaster caused by the ghost baby, I made up my mind, touched the three hundred yuan in my pocket, and decided to spend money to avoid the disaster, and invited Lu Slut to eat something good, and cleaned up these three ghost things. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

I immediately said with a look of sincere worship, "Brother Fu, what's that, you see we have known each other since childhood, this time, the little brother is the east, please eat well, do you look at the face?" ”

As soon as Lu Slut heard me say this, he hurriedly said righteously, "Xiao Yuanzi, I didn't want you to break the bank, alas, since it is your intention, I will be disrespectful as a brother, so let's go to the imperial dining room, where the environment is quiet and the price is not high, you bring your bank card, let's have a good chat!" ”

As soon as I heard about the imperial dining room, I almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood, and scolded in my heart, "Damn, the price is not high, just a meal, Lao Tzu's living expenses for two months will be gone!" It's a pity that I have to ask for help, so I had to grit my teeth and decided to go to the imperial dining room, after all, life comes first.

In a small private room, Lu Slut didn't order any shark fin and abalone, but ordered some meat dishes such as dog meat, donkey meat, and fat sausage, and the drinks were only at a medium price.

I watched Brother Yang order this and that, with a smile on my face, but my heart was dripping blood. Seeing that the dishes were ready, I secretly swore that I must eat a lot of money, and I want to return the money spent to the greatest extent possible.

After touching a glass of wine with Lu Slut, I didn't bother to say hello and drove directly towards the donkey meat. Lu Slut was indeed eating unhurriedly, and the donkey meat was almost finished, and when I was about to take action against the dog meat, Lu Slut said, "Yuanzi, it is said that as I know, whether it is a hanged ghost, a blood ghost, or a headless ghost, it can't do the work of nightmares. I guess you may have made a mistake when you buried the ashes of the ghost baby, right? ”

As soon as I heard the slut Lu say the specific thing, I also stopped my chopsticks and waited for the next step of this guy.

I waited for the next step, and after eating a piece of dog meat, the guy pointed to the wine glass. I had to reluctantly fill the wine, Lu Slut took a sip, and sighed for a while, "Xiao Yuanzi, there has been a lot of trouble since ancient times. Since the ashes are put into the ground, it will be more or less affected by evil qi, and the problem is that a large amount of evil qi will generally confuse people's minds. Of course, some evil qi is formed by natural earth veins, and generally to solve this evil qi, it is enough to move the grave. There is also the kind of dead spirit, or evil spirit. The solution is to re-bury and expel the evil spirit. According to my familiarity with the surrounding area in the past two years, there is no place for natural leylines to commit evil, so there is only death and evil energy. So, when we're done eating, let's go to the place where you buried the ghost baby. ”

As soon as I heard this, I couldn't eat the food in front of me, so I wanted to get up and go to the hill bag immediately, but the slut would chew slowly, eat slowly, and from time to time I would pour wine and wait.

A meal, two hours of eating, cost me more than 2,000, watching the amount on the bank card from four digits to three digits, I decided that in the future, I will eat back ten times and a hundred times from the surname Lu.

Since Lu Slut doesn't take the bus, I spent hundreds of yuan on a taxi.

At half past three in the afternoon, the sun was already as hot as the old man's thing. Lu Slut and I also went to the crispy land where the ashes were buried, and found that there was a dog skull stuck in it, and there were two wooden nails behind it, only the nail head was exposed.

When Lu Slut saw the dog's skull, his face looked very calm, but when he walked to the back and saw two wooden nails, he couldn't help but shout, "It's so vicious to nail it with two coffin nails!" ”

I saw Lu Slut's gaffe, although I was anxious, but I didn't realize that this was a big deal, and said nonchalantly, "It's good to pull it out, it's really not good, we will burn this coffin." ”

When Lu Slut heard me say this, he immediately laughed angrily, "Xiao Yuanzi, you must know that this is a coffin nail nailed to the grave, and there is not only evil qi on it, but also death gas." Because this coffin nail is pulled from those hundred-year-old or thousand-year-old evil ghosts, terrible ghosts, and those who have not decayed on the coffin board. After unplugging, do not contaminate the popularity, and immediately wrap it in donkey skin, otherwise, it will attract the evil ghosts or evil ghosts of the coffin board. Now, the coffin is nailed into the ground, once we pull it out, then whoever pulls it out, whose popularity will be contaminated on the coffin nail, and then the ghost or evil ghost will rely on the corpse gas on the coffin nail to seek revenge, I don't have the ability to deal with it! ”

When Lu Slut said this, I regretted it in my heart, "What the hell did you run into the woods that night?" Don't enter the ancient temple cemetery in the barren mountains and mountains late at night, why don't you have a long memory of this ancient folk motto? ”

Just when I was annoyed, Lu Slut stared at the tomb, the expression on his face changed and changed, and finally gritted his teeth and said, "The surname is waiting, this matter is not impossible to solve, but you have to remember that this time you owe the Buddha a huge favor!" ”

Isn't it just human favor, easy to solve. As soon as I heard that there was a way to solve it, I immediately said with a smile, "Brother Yang, you can rest assured, I will never forget your love, and you can say it when you need to" It was only later that I realized that this favor is actually a life!

Seeing that I was full of promises, Lu Slut said weakly, "Let's go back first, we'll come back when it's dark."

Lu Slut didn't let me break the bank for dinner, I went to the school cafeteria, and after eating a little casually, I went back to sleep in the dormitory, recuperating and waiting for the night to come.

The brothers in the dormitory, seeing me fall asleep like this, looked at my somewhat pale and half-dead face, and all frowned at me and said, "Hou Laosan, you still have to be restrained, the excessive use of the unicorn arm, how many children and grandchildren have you killed." Besides, one drop of sperm, ten drops of blood! ”

After listening to the nonsense of these, I was immediately furious, "What, if you talk nonsense like this again, how far the earth is, you can get as far as you can!" ”

My brothers were really angry when they saw me, and they shut up, but the atmosphere in the dormitory was a little more dull.

I covered my head with a quilt and fell asleep.

"Your Majesty, I'm cheap, I'm cheap, I'm cheap, I'm cheap......" This is the ringtone of my mobile phone. Originally, my ringtone in the past was "Your Majesty, my father-in-law called", but later, if I didn't enjoy it, I re-recorded a ringtone.

Lifted the quilt and looked at the window outside, the street lights were already on, and the skin was stimulated with cold water, and I saw Boss Zhao reading a book on the bed, and when he left, he said, "Old Zhao, what, you find someone to top me tonight, don't let that menopausal old witch give me a night without returning." ”

Boss Zhao agreed, and just outside the glass door of the dormitory, Lu Slut carried a cloth bag in his hand, took a flashlight, and walked with me towards the mountain bag behind the forest.

The closer I got to the grave of the ashes, I couldn't help but feel a tense and strange atmosphere. Lu Slut also involuntarily tightened the cloth bag in his hand.

The three-pillar incense was lit by Lu Slut, and after being inserted in front of the tomb, the tense and weird atmosphere seemed to have eased a lot.

I also fell on my knees and bowed.

"Yuanzi, I have a relic given to me by my master in my bag, this relic is a finger bone three hundred years ago, when Master Aruzhuo and my ancestor passed away."

I saw a black finger bone being taken out by Lu Slut, and I didn't think so, isn't it just a human bone? Or the little thumb, can you subdue the evil spirit?

Lu Slut may have seen my disapproval, and said loudly and angrily, "Xiao Yuanzi, you open your dog's eyes wide, this relic of Master Aruzhuo, you can touch it." ”

I endured the slut scolding me for dog eyes, but this relic is the first time I have seen it, and I will not miss this opportunity to touch it.

I pinched a phalanx and found that the character of this thing had changed, and there was a feeling of black ceramic, well, it should be glass, and the most important thing was to give people an illusion of benevolence and kindness.

I was about to put it in my mouth and take a bite, but Lu Slut took the relics over, "Xiao Yuanzi, tonight I will use this relics to purify the coffin nails and expel the corpse gas and death gas on it." But I said the ugly words in front, if this coffin nail is picked up from the ghost general, the ghost king, then you can only ask your uncle and my master to come forward. ”

I originally wanted to say that Uncle is an old yin and yang in the countryside, and he has to deal with those ghost generals and ghost kings who appeared in the movie, is it okay? Besides, there are no ghost generals and ghost kings in the world.

Lu Slut didn't ask for my nod, and immediately recited the incantation, "Bag!" Sabin! Tsuto! Evil Pills! Sabi Twilight Herb! Sabinto. Tala. Kudos! Maharusana! Owe! Woo Woo Woo! Sagari Weijinnan! Bellow! Tala! Shake! ”

I recited the mantra three times, and I didn't understand what it meant anyway, but I noticed that there was a halo of light on the phalange relic. I wanted to ask the slut what was going on, but the Lu slut glared at me and told me to shut up.

I shut my mouth suddenly, and the guy took out two more Buddha beads, clamped them in the tiger's mouth on his hand, squatted down and pinched the coffin nail.

Anyway, this snake beats seven inches, damn, this coffin nail is as long as seven inches. I saw Lu slut pinch the coffin nail in his hand with two fingers, and then asked me to shine a flashlight on it to see.

Damn, this coffin nail is black and brown, but it has grown green hair in only two days, the problem is that the weather is dry now, it hasn't rained for a month, and green hair grows on the dry wood, isn't it a strange thing?