Because I was tired yesterday, I got up a little late the next day, and when I got up, I washed up, and drank a bowl of noodle soup with old pickles, and then I went to call the soldiers and pillars, and prepared to collect sperm. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

These two boys, because I am his uncle, have always played tricks on me, I don't take the initiative to find them, they will never take the initiative to find me!

When I arrived at the door of the house, I saw my little sister-in-law, holding my three-month-old nephew, wearing a pink gauze skirt, standing at the door of her house. When she saw me, my sister-in-law shouted, "Calf, come here, sister-in-law asks you something." ”

Hearing my sister-in-law say this, I said to the pillar quite majestically: "You two go get it first, and I'll come in a while." With that, I walked towards my sister-in-law.

When I got closer, my little nephew Bei Bei looked like a pink carving, very similar to me when I was a child, it was really indescribably cute, I couldn't help pinching his fat little face, and asked at the same time: "Sister-in-law, what's the matter?" ”

"That, calf, my pillar said they went out for a trip, and you gave ten dollars!"

Hearing my sister-in-law say this, I was stunned and didn't know what she meant, so I hesitated and said, "Yes!" What's the matter with my sister-in-law? ”

"That, your little brother is fine in the morning and evening, and there is a motorcycle at home, so it's better to let him run twice!"

I'm a little sluggish, she or my little brother came up with this bad idea! If I let my little brother follow me, will he command me, or will I command him!

"Both of them go to work and want to make extra money...... I'm crazy about money! ”

I muttered in my heart, but I felt that it was inappropriate not to agree, so I reluctantly said, "If the GIs can't run away......"

As soon as I said this, a beautiful female voice suddenly sounded behind me: "The fourth sister-in-law is here!" ”

The voice is like a heavenly sound, it is my soul, I turned my head to look, and it was really Han Chunque! Dressed in a short skirt T-shirt, with her snow-white forehead and long legs exposed, and her ponytail flicked one by one, she is simply a youthful and invincible beautiful girl!

"Spring Sparrow, big rare guest, why do you have time to come here with your sister-in-law? Come on, do it in the house! ”

"It's just a chance for me!" Listening to my sister-in-law's words, suddenly I felt that she was not so annoying!

"I, I'm here to play with the calf."

"Ouch, I'll go, play with me?!"

Looking at the girl's blush rising from Han Chunque's snow-white face, I had the feeling of being hit by a pie in the sky, and I was sluggish again!

"Sit down in the room...... Is there any private talk, do you want me to avoid it? ”

Listening to my sister-in-law's words help me so much, her image suddenly improved by two levels in my mind and became cute.

"No, no!"

Han Chunque's slender green and white fingers shook out a phantom......

After sitting down on the sofa at my sister-in-law's house, my sister-in-law gave me Beibei, went to change the spring finch and got a cup of Biluo spring tea, big leaves, and then actually poured me a cup!

Han Chunque was polite again. Then Han Chunque said: "Calf, I heard my father say that you will go to the grave, where did you learn, can you tell me no?" ”

"Eh, why did she mention this, didn't I hear that her family was going to repair the Yin House?"

I was slightly stunned when I heard this, but I saw that she was interested in this, so I bragged, the male peacock surrounded the female peacock and opened the screen, I can't be stupid as a bird! changed the passage I had in the Xing'an Mountains, focusing on the Blue Bull and Tiger, and Katyusha was also replaced by me with a fairy wind and a well-known master in the world, and passed it on to the Yin and Yang gossip and looked at the face of the grave...... Before you know it, the cowhide is blowing bigger and bigger!

Looking at Han Chunque's startled eyes and red lips, I deeply feel that a man in front of a woman, if he doesn't brag, it's a crime!

After I finished speaking, Han Chunque straightened up her slightly rudimentary chest, spat out the aroma, and said unsatisfied: "So that's the case...... Can you let a woman have a baby? ”

"Yes, of course!"

I blurted out that a man can't say he can't do it!

"Giggle......" my sister-in-law laughed next to her.

"No, no, no, it's not what you think!"

Han Chunque waved his hand, blushing, and at the same time did not change his personality of Little Pepper, secretly glanced at me with his eyes, and continued: "My sister-in-law has been in the door for three or four years, and she has never had any children. ”

"This old fox!"

After listening to Han Chunque's words, I finally understood, this is Han Shishui who asked her to come, and it is my bottom! Because of the bullpen, he was afraid that I would not tell him the truth. I'm afraid I'll lie to him.

But what he didn't expect was that no matter how honest a man was, he would want to please a beautiful woman - I would be dishonest in front of Han Chunque!

At this moment, Han Chunque bounced up from the sofa like a frightened rabbit and said, "Then I'll go back." He trotted out.

"This cowhide is blowing up!"

Looking at Han Chunque's back, my head is big, there seems to be no way for a woman to have a child in "The Cow Master Sutra"!

But my words have already been blown out in front of Han Chunque, if I catch up with Han Chunque and say no, wouldn't it be self-destructing the perfect image I just established; If I don't chase it, and Han Shishui comes to the door, what should I say?

In a moment's astonishment, Han Chunque had disappeared.

"Go to it! There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, turn around and ask Ullman if there is a way......"

I sighed in my heart, I estimated that Han Shishui would definitely use the matter of the bullpen to trade with me, which made me see the expectations of the bullpen, but it was only hope.

At this time, my sister-in-law said on the side: "Look, no one is gone." ”

I scratched my head, laughed twice, and wanted to get out.

Who knew that my sister-in-law asked again: "Calf, what did I say to you just now, you can give me a correct word!" ”

After what happened just now, I feel that my sister-in-law is okay, maybe she is used to being rich in her mother's house, and suddenly she arrived at this poor house, and she was a little obsessed with money, so I thought about it and said: "That's it, sister-in-law, my little brother has to go to work, and you still have children, so it's better to let him help dilute the cow essence when he gets off work, but he has to use your refrigerator to store it, five hundred a month, do you think it's okay?" ”

"Six hundred! Good to buy milk powder for your nephew! ”

…… What else can I say!

When I got home, I saw that the pillar and the GI had finished collecting the cow essence, and then I diluted the cow essence, divided the tubes, told them the addresses, and let them go.

Then I called Ullman and told him about asking for a child, and Ullman was silent for a moment and said, "Shamanism used to have a method of asking for children, but it has not been used for many years, and he doesn't know, so he needs to ask Katyusha ......."

Things were the same as I guessed, when it was evening, I was cooling under my old locust tree, and Han Shishui came with a big belly in big pants.