Chapter 225: Ghosts and Corpses
"Hehe, Chery thank you so much, if it's okay, I'll go practice first!"
Chery snatched the Five Visceral Sword Qi Atlas from my hand and ran away, I smiled bitterly and sneered at Zhiguang and said. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Hehe, I didn't expect that the apprentices you accepted really had the style of your Bodhi Temple."
"Nonsense, there is a cheap don't take advantage of the bastard! Hurry up, another box of cigarettes. ”
The monk took another pack of cigarettes from me, took out two, lit one for himself and threw another one to me, and I asked him with a smile.
"By the way, what's the matter with the Rakshasa Girl, when I was in the Sword Pavilion, I felt that she was always mysterious, why do you call her Bilian? Looks like you're courting her, huh? ”
"Hey, unrequited love, Bilian is Chery's sister, and I will pursue it in the name of Chery, it's been several years, and you can see that people ignore me."
"Who the hell are they? I don't think Chery seems to have the power of the five elements, how did he come to the Sword Pavilion, and why did he worship you as a master? ”
"It's a long story for the child to have a mother, when I came to the Sword Pavilion, I was measured to have the power of the earth attribute, because I was a cultivator, so I joined the inner door, I heard Tuzun say, Rakshasa and Chery were originally the people of the Sword Pavilion, I don't know the specifics, it should be similar to the existence of the natives, the Rakshasa girl learned the exercises of the Sword Zun, but did not apprentice, because of an accident, Chery was bullied and I saved him, so he pestered me to learn the arts, it just so happened that my exercises did not need the power of the five elements, so I accepted him."
"Are you sure you didn't covet the beauty of your sister before you agreed to accept someone as an apprentice?"
"I ...... Well, you're right, I was on a mission at the time, and I accidentally saw the appearance of a Rogue, so I ......"
"So you're after her?"
"yes, hey...... It's a pity, Lang has no intention of having a concubine......"
"Hehe, pickle girl cheats, ten yuan a book, do you want to have one?"
I asked Zhiguang with a smile, and the thing hugged my thigh excitedly and suddenly reacted.
"Hey, I forgot about this stubble, your kid has a little daughter-in-law when he is a teenager, hurry up and teach a few tricks! By the way, you are also the eldest now, have you married Ye Linlin outside? It's called Ye Linlin, right? ”
Zhiguang asked me, mentioning Ye Linlin, I thought about Li Baoming again, so many days have passed, Li Baoming should be dead, right? Counting the days, Ye Linlin's child is almost time to be born, I don't know how she is doing.
Seeing my gloomy expression, Zhiguang asked me what's wrong, I told him about Li Baoming and Ye Linlin, I thought he would sigh, who knew that he frowned, and he said it after a long time.
"I can't imagine that the person who escaped from here last time turned out to be the Li family?"
"Get out of here? Are you saying that Li Baoming escaped from here? ”
"Yes, at that time, he didn't know what secret technique he used, and turned hundreds of hairy monkeys into zombie legions in more than an hour, we didn't have enough manpower, and he broke out, and this kid was fatal, and he ran away from the spatial crack!"
"Spatial rifts?"
"Well, the ghost cave is an unstable space, there is a spatial crack at the end of the hairy monkey's territory, if you enter it, there is a great chance that you will be strangled into ashes, and only a small probability can you escape! It's really a trick, I can't imagine that your daughter-in-law will get involved with the people of the Li family, and give birth to descendants for the Li family! ”
"Phew, your uncle, what's my daughter-in-law, even if we are in early love, I'm talking to Dong Qingting now, it's the non-mainstream smoky makeup that chased and killed you at the beginning."
"That Bai Fumei who drives a KTV?"
"Uh...... Sort of! ”
", you kid, marry Bai Fumei, and go straight to the peak of life!"
The monk patted me on the shoulder and lit another cigarette, but I ignored him and turned the subject back to asking.
"Don't talk about me, Dong Qingting and I really love each other, we have been living together for a long time, tell me about you, what do you think? Do you really want to chase Bilian? ”
"Well, this monk will not marry her in this life!"
The monk stood up and spat out a smoke ring, nodded solemnly, and I sweated on my forehead and took a puff at him.
"Phew, you shameless, you don't blush when a monk says this, you can't be angry when your master knows about it?"
"Crow's mouth, my master is already alive! Besides, when I was a child, my master often went down the mountain to peek at other people's women taking a bath! This is the heritage of our Bodhi Temple! Can I break the lineage? ”
I was dumbfounded by Zhiguang's straightforward quibble, and he laughed twice and squatted down next to me and asked.
"Hurry up, is there any good way for me to catch up with Bilian! If it does, I'll get you out of here early! ”
"Leaving early? Do you have so much power? ”
"Nonsense, we're the number one master in the inner door! In and out freely! It's still easy to take one or two people out, not to mention me, even Bilian can take you out, but she doesn't want to! Hurry up, let's talk about it or not! ”
I hurriedly agreed, if I can go out early, maybe I can really go home in time for the Chinese New Year's Eve! Now it's up to the monk to give it or not!
So I whispered into the monk's ear.
"I have three ways to soak her, which one do you choose? Don't doubt it, all three work! ”
"Tell me in detail, what are the road numbers?"
"What about the next three ways, that is, pestering her every day, so that she can see you as soon as she wakes up, send flowers and gifts every day, and say a gentle goodbye before going to bed......"
"No, no, no, you'll be killed like this, let's talk about the next method!"
"The next one is Ping Sanlu, which is an ordinary way to capture and indulge, she wants to see you, you hold back and don't see you, she wants to find you, and she doesn't pay attention to it, her heart will keep thinking why, and then she will get closer and closer to you and understand your ......"
"Oh, no, no, no, I don't look for her, and she won't look for me for a year! You don't know her, she belongs to the kind of person who is not interested in anything, even cultivation, I have hardly seen her cultivate......"
"Then there are only three ways to go! Overlord hard bow! ”
"Huh?"
"Don't scream, let me ask you first, what is Chery's attitude towards this?"
"He's very supportive!"
"That's easy, you let Chery pull you to dinner, and then ask him to call Bilian to accompany her, and get her drunk when the time comes......"
"Stop, stop, do you know how much Bilian drinks? I've tried this before! Look here......"
Zhiguang pointed to a not-so-deep scratch on the left and told me.
"This is what took advantage of her when she was drunk the year before last and was beaten! It doesn't work! Besides, I want to find a wife, but it's not just for the sake of being with someone else! ”
"Then pretend to be pitiful and tell her about your miserable life, abandoned by your parents when you were born, abandoned by your master at the age of seven, and abandoned by the organization at the age of twelve......"
"You have it, you were abandoned by the master, I told ......"
Before the monk finished speaking, he heard Hei Biao shouting for help in the distance.
The two of us walked out of the wooden shed with a cigarette in our mouths, and saw a dark cloud behind Hei Biao, which seemed to be able to move, and quickly chased Hei Biao towards us.
The monk threw the cigarette in his mouth to the ground, stepped on it and scolded.
"He. . . Milk. Milk, what the hell did this guy do, why is it so decaying, I don't usually meet a few times in this year, and he ran into it the first time he went out? ”
The monk began to transform into a little superman while scolding, still as he did back then, sitting cross-legged on the ground, his hands folded, revealing a solemn face, and he began to recite the Dharma decision with a muttering mouth, and I, after opening my eyes, also had a few more things in my hand, the left hand broke the charm, and the right hand dog slaughtering sword was ready to stop!
"Brother Wang, there are zombies and ghosts......"
Hei Biao shouted and ran, and from time to time he attacked backwards twice, I frowned and ignored him, the dog slaughtering sword in my hand had already stimulated the energy blade and rushed towards the zombie army behind him! (To be continued.) )