"The roast chicken here is good, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and I don't feel tired of eating so much." While comfortably stuffing the chicken leg into my mouth, I glanced at the sunspot who was lying on the bed, and shook the chicken leg in front of his eyes with a smile: "Do you want to eat it?" ”

Kuroko stared at the chicken leg with bright eyes, swallowed his saliva, and then turned his head very experienced and said, I don't want to.

"I won't give it to you if I don't want to." I smirked and shoved the drumstick back into my mouth and pricked it a few times.

"Grass." Heizi turned around and glared at me angrily, his eyes widened angrily: "Lao Tzu is a wounded!" Do you know the wounded, Brother Yi?! You have to me off to death, don't you?! I've been hungry there! Brother Yi, you are so stinky and shameless!! ”

"Hehe, Lao Tzu has been shameless for a long time, you are too shallow." I looked at him with disdain, the old god was eating chicken legs with Erlang's legs crossed, so unhappy.

It's been hours since we went down the mountain.

The luggage was still in the mountains, we didn't have time to pick it up, and we didn't dare to get it.

Now we are located in the city hospital of Tai'an, on the third floor of the inpatient department, and turn left on the second double ward.

We came here in a hurry, thinking only about getting the doctor to save our lives, but we didn't expect that we were penniless, we didn't have anything with us, and our wallets were still in our duffel bags on the mountain.

If it weren't for a kind passer-by to borrow a phone and ask the little Buddha to arrange for someone to send money to save his life, it is estimated that Heizi and I would have been on the road by now.

"The Buddha is good." Seeing that I was eating chicken legs and ignoring him, Kuroko added: "Really, don't be prejudiced against the Buddha." ”

"Really?" I asked noncommittally.

"Our medical expenses are given by the Buddha, and it is said that it is a work-related injury subsidy." Heizi smiled innocently: "When I went back, I said that we still have red envelopes, this should not be a small amount, the Buddha has always been generous, this time it is developed enough." ”

I didn't continue the conversation with him, but moved on to something else.

"We are also unlucky enough, we took such a big risk to make an empty tomb, and the things under it were emptied, and nothing was fished." I sighed and said, "I just got a silk silk, nothing else, it's so fucked up." ”

"There's no way, after all, the Buddha doesn't know that there is nothing in the Dao, if they know the Dao, they will definitely not let us take such a meaningless risk."

At this moment, I don't know what Lu Dao is for, and a picture flashed in my mind inexplicably.

There is me, sunspots, and "pieces" carved on the floor.

"I always feel like my eyelids are jumping today, am I thinking too much? We're not really cursed by the inscription in that hole, are we? I frowned and said, very unhappy in my heart, I always felt like a stone pressed against my heart, which was very unpleasant.

Kuroko was also the same as me, frowning and said: "I also have the feeling of eyelids jumping, but I feel that it should have nothing to do with that piece, if you draw a picture and write a few words casually, you can curse people, then my elementary school teacher will not have been cursed to death by me a long time ago." ”

"Well, that's right." I didn't say anything more.

Suddenly, Kuroko seemed to remember something, looked at me with an anxious face, and asked me in a low voice: "Brother Yi, have we forgotten something?" ”

"What's the matter?" I also became anxious.

"Why don't you call your family to report your safety?"

"I'm grass." This sentence undoubtedly exploded in my ears like a bombshell, and it blew me up all over.

Kuroko didn't care about my increasingly desperate and blackened face, he picked up the cup as if talking to himself, and took a sip of water: "My girlfriend knows that I am on a business trip, and I haven't contacted her for a few days, I'm afraid she will worry about me." ”

"Oh, it's dead, if the fat uncle calls me during this period, and finds that the phone is turned off, you have to worry about killing me" I looked at the sunspot without love, thinking in my heart, whether to die with him, or pull him to laugh at Jiuquan.

Kuroko, Kuroko, you shouldn't be called Kuroko, you should be called Sun Tzu, why didn't you remind me of this earlier?!!

It's so busy that my head is so tired, let alone calling home, that's it

It hurt so much, I walked out of the ward, found the nurse who usually took care of Kuroko, and borrowed her mobile phone.

"You fight first." I handed the phone to Kuroko with a righteous attitude, which means that you hurry up and report the good news to your family, don't let your family worry.

Heizi smiled, saw through the strategy that I wanted to watch and let him die first, and said quietly: "You go first, I'll sleep, I'm not in a hurry." ”

"Your uncle." I glared at him fiercely, withdrew my hand, and dialed the fat uncle's mobile phone.

There were two rings, and the other end was suddenly connected.

"Who?" The fat uncle's voice was very hoarse, as if he hadn't rested well, and he was weak.

"Uncle, me," I don't know what to say.

"Get out!! Don't the come back!! ”

"Doodoo Doo"

I looked at my phone in a daze, and said that this time it was over, it seemed that the fat uncle was very angry, and it was estimated that I would have to be beaten when I went home, and I didn't run.

Taking a deep breath and breathing into the dantian, I dialed the phone again.

"Where are you going to run (go)?!" Uncle Fat didn't hang up on me this time.

"That's not" I was about to give my full reason to make up a white lie, but before I could finish speaking, I was interrupted by the fat uncle.

"You want to travel (say go) to starvation, do you believe it?"

"Eggs! No way! I'm going to brag about that? I snorted disdainfully, glanced at the sunspot who was looking at me curiously, and said with a smile, "Here's the thing."

In my narration, I became a living Lei Feng who sent mentally handicapped youths back to their hometowns, regardless of remuneration and without leaving a name, just to fully embody and carry forward the moral and cultural spirit of socialism, which fully shows that under the leadership of the party and education, I have made significant progress in quality, as well

Oh yes, that mentally retarded young man is called Kuroko.

"It's good to wipe four (nothing wrong), it's good to wipe four, and I'll talk about it when I come back." The fat uncle slowed down his tone, sighed, and was silent for a while, and he asked faintly, "Are you injured by oil?" ”

"Will Lei Feng get hurt?" I continue to talk nonsense.

The fat uncle quietly spit out two elegant words: "Get out." ”

Before hanging up the phone, the fat uncle reminded me and asked me to call someone quickly, she couldn't contact me since yesterday, and now I'm about to call the police.

"You continue, I'm not in a hurry." Kuroko smiled wickedly with a gossipy face.

I shook my head and dialed the number I knew by heart.

When plugged in.

"Hello, who are you looking for?"

"I'm looking for you." I laughed.

Zhou Yujia didn't speak at the half-ring, so quiet that I thought she was accumulating strength, ready to give me a fatal blow, or directly sprayed my dog's blood on my head and never be able to live forever, etc

"Brother Yi"

"What's wrong? I'll tell you, don't worry, I didn't."

"Where the hell have you been! Why can't we reach you?! Do you know how worried we are about you?! Zhou Yujia cried violently.

I was stunned, and I didn't know what to say for a while.

Listening to the cry on the other end, I couldn't help but feel a little distressed, and hurriedly comforted me.

"Don't cry then, hey! Haven't I had anything to do? It's busy ahead! I can't get your call when I don't have a signal, and I'm so busy that I forgot to contact you! ”

It took a long time for her mood to stabilize.

"It's good if there's nothing to do" Zhou Yujia seemed to smile, snorted, and said in a muffled voice: "Come back quickly, the fat uncle is dying after reading the note, if you call a day or two later, I can call my dad to find you." ”

I shuddered involuntarily, and my heart was in danger.

If Zhou Yujia and his father know about this, and then come to me, I think his father can beat me to death, and if his father knows about me and Xiaofo

If I'm dead, then I'll really be dead, and I'll never be able to turn over.

"Ignore you, I'll go to sleep, hmph, I can finally get a good night's sleep." Zhou Yujia snorted.

I can imagine her pouting on the other end of the phone.

This girl loves to pout when she is in a good mood, and she loves to pout when she is in a bad mood, so this is one of the reasons why I can't figure her out.

"Rest well, I'll be back in two days."

"Call me before you come, I'll cook and wait for you."

"Okay."

After hanging up the phone, I saw that Kuroko was looking at me obscenely, so I gave him a middle finger directly.

"Where's the egg?"

"Sister-in-law?" Kuroko squeezed his eyes obscenely and asked me.

I blushed and immediately wanted to refute, but

"What the hell do you care about me?" I glared at him and tossed my phone to him.

Kuroko looked at me with a wicked smile, picked up her phone and dialed it.

Just as the person on the other end answered the phone, the door of the ward was suddenly pushed open.

Immediately, Kuroko and I looked at the door vigilantly, and when we saw someone, I was finally relieved, and so was Kuroko.

"How's it all right?" Little Buddha smiled and walked in with a fruit basket, followed by a big tooth, he nodded after seeing us, and said hello to us.

"Buddha, I" Kuroko was about to stand up and say hello to the little Buddha respectfully, just like him, the civilian met the leader, and the respectful performance made me despise.

Little Buddha waved his hand: "Let's call first, don't worry." ”

"Oh, okay." Kuroko nodded gratefully, then his tone changed, and he said to the person on the other end of the phone, "Mom, it's me, Kuroko!" Have you eaten? ”

"I'm fine here, you're worried, I'll be back in a few days."

"Mmmm, it's okay, Mom, don't worry, I'll definitely pay attention to my body."

"Okay, I'll come back to see you in a few days, don't worry, okay."

Kuroko said a few words briefly and hung up the phone.

The little Buddha looked at us happily and did not speak.

After half a ring, he smiled.

"Heizi, surnamed Yi, let's go, let's go shopping."

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Tomorrow Monday, the old rules, two more, there are probably four ~ five chapters ~ ~ this volume is over ~~

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