Chapter 79: Happy
The ghost said a lot, crying very sadly, and even the whole person was whimpering, like a child, looking very pitiful, and then raised his head and looked at Yongting and Zhang Xiaofan, very pitiful begging.
"Daxian, don't you all say that God has the virtue of a good life? Can you help me settle a matter on my mind, that is, to tell the police about my death, and I will tell you where my body is, and bring my wife to justice, as well as the man. Only in my heart can I be willing to go on the road with peace of mind, and from now on I will never pester this beautiful benefactor, nor will I harm others. ”
In Taoism, the master often said that when encountering this kind of lonely soul and wild ghost, if the other party has a prayer, you must help him get rid of his resentment, which is also called degree, and it is a good thing to accumulate yin virtue.
As long as you don't do things that hurt nature, you can do it, and people also know that once they encounter this kind of thing, the other party has to beg for help, otherwise the ghost will be haunted without shame.
"Xiaofan, let's help him! It's also a good thing, anyway, it's just to report to the police, and you can also accumulate yin virtue!"
The story told by this man sounded so pitiful, even Yongting was really moved, Zhang Xiaofan was also frowning and thinking, and suddenly spoke:
"Alas, you are so pitiful! You were beaten to death like this, your wife may now take your family property and give it to other men, and now she may be played by other men laughing!
Come here, I'll add a buff to you!"
Zhang Xiaofan suddenly let go of Yongting, sighing, this ghost is so pitiful, only the infatuated lover is the most hurt in the world. I walked over slowly.
The ghost looked confused, raised his head and looked at Zhang Xiaofan, his face was full of excitement, because seeing Zhang Xiaofan's face, he promised himself, and also got up and walked slowly towards Zhang Xiaofan.
"What's a buff?"
"The buff is a good thing, add a status to you, you come here, put your head over, I'll tell you quietly. ”
The two walked together, the ghost put his head on Zhang Xiaofan's mouth, the corner of Zhang Xiaofan's mouth suddenly changed, revealing an evil smile, opened his mouth and bit towards the ghost's head, and suddenly sucked it down, and the ghost's head disappeared in an instant, leaving the body dancing there.
Then Zhang Xiaofan took a few more sharp breaths, and the ghost turned into a cloud of smoke, burrowed into Zhang Xiaofan's big mouth, and disappeared in an instant, Zhang Xiaofan chewed a few times, burped, and exclaimed:
"Hmmm! ”
When Yong Ting saw this scene, she was startled and said in surprise:
"Zhang Xiaofan, didn't you say that you wanted to help him accumulate yin virtue? He is also quite pitiful, why was he eaten by you?"
Zhang Xiaofan looked at the plump beauty, and wanted to go up and get it a few more times, so he said with a smile:
Even if it's true, why should Lao Tzu help him? There are so many things in the world, where can I manage so much? I can't take care of it myself, what kind of bullshit yin virtue, Lao Tzu is not uncommon.
I'm going to be a man who soars, so I can't get off that shitty underworld. ”
Yongting was speechless when she heard this, and felt that Zhang Xiaofan was a little selfish, but it was okay, she would have no worries in the future, and this matter would be completely solved.
Yong Ting is a teacher, she has read a lot of books, and she has seen a lot of books before, once the protagonist is found by a ghost, she will do her best to help, and then fall into a lot of difficulties, and die for a lifetime to help the ghost solve grievances, which is also a must be done.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Xiaofan ...... It's a bit counterintuitive.
After doing all this, everything calmed down, Zhang Xiaofan saw that where Yongting was sitting, there were actually a lot of white things, like rice soup, with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, and ran over and hugged the two together.
"Teacher Yongting, what kind of thing are you? Why do you defecate anywhere, you're sick to death. ”
Yong Ting's full body twisted, and she glanced at Zhang Xiaofan:
"Bad boy, it's not all you, when the two of us did that, we actually forgot about the safety measures, you are still not human after all......! You think I'm going to get pregnant! After all, it's too much......"
The corners of Zhang Xiaofan's mouth kept showing a bad smile, hugging the beauty, and the two rolled on it again, hugging each other tightly, eager to integrate each other into their hearts.
"Haha, Teacher Yongting, you are not only beautiful, your figure is really powerful, and the technique just now is good, but it turns me upside down, you are honest, how about me and your husband?"
Yong Ting looked ashamed, talking about her husband, she forgot everything when she was crazy just now, and now that she thinks about it, what she is doing now, just like what the ghost said just now, she feels very sorry for her husband.
The most important thing is that in the past, for the sake of their careers, even when they did that, they were safe, but now they are being stored in so much rice soup by such a small man, which is not her husband's......
"Don't ask like that, I'm sorry now......"
"Hehe, Teacher Yongting, tell the truth! If you're not satisfied, then I'll do it again. ”
Zhang Xiaofan said that he was going to ...... Yongting was startled, there was still pain down there, and hurriedly begged for mercy......
"Okay, I said, you're better than my husband, you're not as good as a man, but I really have greed for you in my heart, and this is also the peak of my life. ”
After all, Yongting has endured it for a long time, and she hasn't gotten a man for a long time, a woman like her looks charming on the surface, and she has a great need, remembering the crazy time just now, the two of them were talking and talking, and they couldn't help but start beating their hearts.
Slowly in the room, Yongting's crazy screams came out again, and there was an endless stream of crackling slaps......
The next morning, there was a bird cry in the park, and many people gathered around the park, and two people were found lying on the ground, with dew on their clothes, but fortunately there was a little weak breathing, and they didn't know what was happening.
An ambulance sounded early in the morning, sending the two to the hospital, obviously Yang Peng and Brother Wolf had lost half their lives, and if they didn't die, they would be seriously ill.
When he woke up in the morning, Zhang Xiaofan got dressed and didn't say a word, he just asked for money.
Yongting hugged Zhang Xiaofan, like a dead pig, a little reluctant to let go, Zhang Xiaofan is not only handsome, but also was Zhang Xiaofan so twice yesterday, there was no safety, even her husband has never enjoyed it, and she actually has some love for Zhang Xiaofan in her heart, it can be said that she is completely surrendered!
"Teacher Yongting, you have a good rest! You have to pay me, after all, I have something to go home, why don't you let go and fall in love with me?"
Yong Ting was sleepy-eyed and hid in the quilt, like a subdued kitten, with a reluctant face: "Xiaofan, what should I do if I really fall in love with you?" After all, there were two of us yesterday, so my husband and I have had it before, but we are all safe."
Yesterday was the first time I was real with you, I feel like you are my real man, can you stay with me?"
Women's thoughts are a little peculiar, whether they love a man or not, and why they love, men will never understand.
"Teacher Yongting, you are so beautiful, don't worry, in the future, the two of us will be colleagues, and I will find a way to get you every day, hehe! ”
"Well, I'll give you the money! But don't talk about it! My marriage to my husband is related to two families, so I can't joke about it. ”
Zhang Xiaofan wiped his mouth dry after eating and nodded: "I know the severity." ”
In the morning, the sun had come out, Zhang Xiaofan was in good spirits, shopping in the mall, helping his beloved woman Sister the Village Chief to buy things, and Sister Xiu'e, wanting to surprise the two women.
Thinking of what happened last night, I was upside down, I slept with someone else's wife, not to mention, I got 600,000 yuan, I earned 600,000 yuan at once, and I also earned such a charming woman, how can I not be happy in my heart!
Until noon, the whole person returned to the village with a smile, and even the classmates in the class said that the first speech cross talk inherited the ancestral business, and invited the whole class and Zhang Xiaofan to watch, and saw that Zhang Xiaofan had not gone yet, so he called.
Zhang Xiaofan directly refused, saying that he had something to do and went back to the village, and he didn't want to get too close to those students, and he didn't care if the student would be sad, after all, the mundane things should be as little contaminated as possible, except for beautiful women, of course......
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