I went to school once in the past three days, and I was supposed to go to school, but as soon as the head teacher saw me, it was like seeing a ghost, and he asked with an eye of disbelief and disbelief:

"Yiyi, aren't you broken bones?"

I'm vomiting blood, who the gave me leave! After two days of messing around with my little daughter-in-law, Ye Linlin, at school, on the morning of the third day, the master took me into an unlicensed military vehicle, driving naturally my sturdy and shy third child. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Amid the humming roar of military vehicles, the group of four of us drove in the direction of leaving the city.

It took more than ten hours to drive the military vehicle before it turned off, and when I opened my eyes from the back seat in a daze, I was stunned.

The wide streets, the bustling pedestrians, and the more than a dozen storey buildings on both sides are all things I can't see in the small county town, and the place where we stopped is a six-storey, bluestone hotel, the front wall of the hotel is full of green creepers, only the middle plaque is vacant, and there are four big characters written on it - Crescent Hotel.

This plaque is also very different from what I have seen before, it is not a new thing made of high-tech now, but a handwritten black letter, and the plaque is also handmade, and you can see the simplicity from afar.

Compared with the lively streets, it seems a little deserted, and the two young women in cyan coats at the door, just like the people who came out of the TV series, are dignified and generous, allowing you to instantly return to the feeling of the Republic of China.

The five of us got out of the car and entered the hotel, where an older woman dressed in a cheongsam greeted us.

"Ghost Master!"

Unexpectedly, this woman actually knew the master, and she also performed a standard fist salute! I couldn't help but look at it twice, this woman looked at me and looked at her, and she didn't dodge and looked at me, and she was about to touch my head with a smile, I looked to the side and moved a step, my expression was a little embarrassed, and I didn't know what to call each other.

Seeing me dodge, the woman giggled twice, then made a gesture of please to the master, and she led the way first.

On the second floor, the woman pointed to this row of rooms and said to the master:

"Master ghost, this row is all set for you, and no one else can come up without your permission. By the way, who will confirm tonight's dishes with me. ”

As soon as the fourth child heard this, he pushed the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose and followed excitedly. Yes, the fourth child has changed his hood again! Strictly speaking, it should be easy to disguise! This time this guy actually disguised himself as a primary school student, with a leather bag under his arm, wearing a school uniform, how awkward it looked, I stared at the four big characters of 'Qianzhou Yixiao' printed on his back and had the urge to hack him to death! This is obviously my school uniform is good, and I don't know how I can wear it.

The apprenticeship was at six o'clock in the evening, and at this moment I was still walking around in big pants, but in the murderous eyes of the third child, I was caught like a chicken and caught in a room.

Dragged me into various styles of uniforms, phew, clothes. It didn't take much effort, but I had completely changed, and I was in a suitable black tunic to set off my extra spirit. Wearing a pair of leather boots on his feet, white socks, and a white handkerchief folded into a triangle in the right jacket pocket like X, the hair over the ears was also wiped by this guy I don't know what to wipe, grab it, grab it, and my hair is like a hedgehog, with edges and corners on the head, and it does look much more majestic than before.

The third child stared at my small appearance for a long time, and seemed to be still a little dissatisfied.

"What's that? It stinks! ”

"Stink? You'll love the smell in a moment! ”

The third child also ignored me, two fingers from the bamboo tube dipped in, and then a wipe, I only felt a foul smell hit, subconsciously wanted to turn my head, I saw the third left hand hold my head down, two fingers stained with ghosts wiped at me, suddenly, a hot pain exploded from the brain. This feeling is really bad, as if the skin on the face has been torn, and when the wind blows, it hurts.

Finally, I forced the pain and looked in the mirror! Gone! The black ghost contract that has followed me for more than four years is gone! I've become a personable beautiful boy again!

Just when I was suddenly happy, the third child smiled and said:

"Don't be too happy, this thing can only cover the ghost contract for three days, and it will be the same as the original when the time comes!"

After the third child dressed up like this, I looked a lot better, and the fourth and second children saw me as if they didn't know me. Then the master told me about the things to pay attention to at night, probably what to do, what to say, and so on, and the second child pulled me aside and focused on some things like greeting guests.

For example, when you meet a monk, you have to say Amitabha Buddha and perform Buddha rituals. Seeing the Taoist priest to bow his hand, and to other business people or not in this circle, just smile, as for other wild road peers, just do a fist salute, this fist salute must be noted, the right fist left palm is to say hello, the left fist and the right palm is the death of the fist, I am embarrassed to do it wrong, but the ghost door is not good to follow me to be embarrassed, speaking of which, the ghost two is afraid that I can't remember, and took me to practice for half an hour.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the fourth child ran over in a hurry, carrying a bag of red envelopes in his hand and a black cloth bag hanging from his waist, which was somewhat similar to the golden retriever on my waist. When he saw me, he threw the bag at me, and said:

"These red envelopes, when you see that there are children among the guests, remember to give one per person, and then say thank you. In this cloth bag are some low-level magic weapons, when I meet your teachers and nephews, everyone will give the same, don't let people say that we are stingy. Blessed are these little ones, they have been wiped out with you. ”

The fourth child was about to leave after speaking, took two steps and turned around, showing a harmless expression and said:

"By the way, I lent you these things to support the façade, remember to return them to me when you have a long ability."

Originally, I was still grateful, and I instantly wanted to spray him with a ****! Opened a red envelope, good guy, it turned out to be a hundred whole votes, looking at the red envelope, why are there dozens of them? Can you come with so many children? At this time, I already had the idea of corruption in my heart, and my eyes were wandering. I don't blame it, who made me so big and the highest face value is ten dollars.

Then open the cloth bag, there are all some gadgets in it, there are copper coins, jade, and some wood that I know or don't know, etc., each seems to be a good thing with years, I can't imagine that in the eyes of the fourth child, these are just inferior goods, it is really a tyrannical thing.

Speaking of teachers and nephews, I do know, the second, third and fourth have been with the master for so long, and they have already left the school, and they have each accepted some apprentices over the years, but I have never seen it.

At five forty, the master and the three junior brothers also changed their clothes, each wearing a black robe, and a silver skull embroidered on his chest. Zhao Si was the same, wearing a Mao suit, and he was so excited that he almost couldn't walk.

The brothers lined up to follow the master, and went down to the second floor to the hall on the first floor, only to see that the hall had been properly arranged, and there was no luxurious scene, just some more tables and chairs.

There are four rows of single seats on the left and right sides, and you can't see your head when you slip away. The top is an incense case, in front of the incense case is a Taishi chair, the master laughed and bowed to the guests who had arrived, and the three junior brothers went to the door to greet the guests who had just arrived or were about to arrive, only I blushed and followed the master and didn't know what to do, the etiquette that the master explained to me, this will all be forgotten by me, someone asked me, I slipped away and was all hey silly music.

"Old ghost! Congratulations! ”

Just when I was stunned, I heard a familiar voice at the door, and when I looked up, sure enough, the withered tree-like master of Kurong arrived with the little bald monk Zhiguang.

I immediately breathed a sigh of relief, this Zhiguang monk is as old as me, he stayed for a month four years ago, and he can be regarded as having some feelings, as soon as he comes, I at least have someone who can speak. I was about to step forward to take care of Zhiguang at the moment, who thought that the master turned around and glared at me, and I reacted immediately.

I straightened my clothes and bowed.

"Master Kurong is polite! Senior Brother Zhiguang is polite! ”

I pretended to put my hands together and saluted the two of them, Zhiguang This guy hasn't seen him for four years, he is even more handsome than me, his little bald head is shiny, his bronzed skin sets off a pair of big bright eyes, and then he buckles two lying silkworm eyebrows, and he is a handsome and dashing Shaolin monk, it is this outfit that shuddered a little, and I don't know if this Kurong master is really poor or pretending to be poor, this time he brought Zhiguang to come, and he was still wearing the gray robe monk robe with patches, with patches on it, to say that compared with four years ago, there are more patches.

At this time, Zhiguang saw me saluting, and hurriedly folded his hands and shouted the Buddha's name to me, with a pair of big eyes that were extremely serious.

As soon as he greeted the master and apprentice of Kurong, it turned out to be another 'old ghost' outside!

I know that this person must also be an old friend of the master, ordinary people, even if they are old, they have to shout a ghost master, ghost seniors and the like when they see the master in the sky. I looked up and saw an old lady wearing Miao costumes on crutches greeting the master, followed by a big beauty wearing Miao costumes, I didn't have time to say hello, I saw this big beauty actually walked towards me and touched my head.

"Baby, have your little brothers grown so tall?"

I smiled awkwardly, only to find out that this big beauty was none other than the Miao Nu Yuzhen I had seen in Wugen Mountain back then! Speaking of which, the golden retriever around my waist was originally hers.

"Yuzhen!"

As soon as the big beauty touched my head, the voice of the old lady scolding came from behind her, and the frightened girl stuck out her tongue at me, and hurriedly ran to the old lady again.

"Xiao Yi, why don't you come and salute Granny Yu!"

The master glared at me, just like a code, I hurriedly stepped forward and respectfully shouted, 'Hello Granny Yu'! The old woman looked at me carefully, and then said a few words of 'yes' repeatedly. Then he groped for a while from his arms, took out a yellow sachet, only the size of a palm, with a dead buckle on it, handed it to me and said:

"Little guy, the first time we met, my mother-in-law didn't have anything good, you can keep this sachet, use it yourself or give it to your friends, it's okay! Hehehe......"

I thought in my heart that this is too stingy, just now I looked through the gift list, it is not tens of thousands, it is the ancient jade strange stone, you old woman to give me a sachet is what's the matter, but you have to be polite in front of people, this is the master taught, I took the sachet politely twice and stuffed it into the bag, I already thought about its belonging, take it back and coax Linlin is still okay!

"Hey, I didn't expect that Master Kurong and Granny Jinhua had arrived, but my Li family was the last."

The three masters, who were reminiscing about the old days, looked at the comers, and suddenly stopped talking. Mother-in-law Jinhua nodded slightly at the visitor, but Master Kurong didn't need to open his eyes to look at him at all, and closed his eyes to participate in meditation. Instead, the master took two steps forward, smiled and bowed, and invited the visitor to the upper seat.

"One by one, come and see Li Zhenren, and you will have to be taken care of by Li Zhenren in BJ in the future."

"Where, where, ghost master, you're serious!"

The old man in blue had a gloomy face, and at first glance he knew that he was not a good bird, and he didn't know what the relationship was with the master, so he called the master a ghost master, and was reminded by the master, I hurriedly bowed and saluted, the old man was also generous, and took out a golden bead from his arms and handed it over.

"This is the God Destroying Bead that our Li family has just developed, even if we meet, we will give it to the little guy for self-defense."

I took the golden bead and thanked him, and then I heard a cold snort from Master Kurong intentionally or unintentionally, and glanced at my golden bead with squinted eyes.