"I'm Ciao, you're a strip, or a strip of plainclothes!" When Da Hei heard the voice on my phone, the first sentence made me laugh.

This time it was my turn to start pretending, "Biedong, after the police enter, you know what will happen." "I didn't intimidate them when I said that, it's an absolute fact.

In prisons, the most unpopular people except rapists are the police. Not to mention the protection of officials and officials, at least this should belong to the unspoken rules of the industry. Whether it's a police officer in a detention center or a police officer in a prison, it's a police officer. As long as you know that this prisoner is attacking the police, you will definitely feel good. In ancient times, there were 100 killing sticks, and now there is a more powerful routine than killing sticks, which is to smash you in handcuffs first, and then arrange for you to live in a room of death row cells. A pack of cigarettes from a prison guard or a prison guard is enough for you to be abused in it for a month or more, anyway, all the people in it are murderers, and people don't care about killing more and killing less, can you talk about how you can live a better life after attacking the police?

That's what happened to me. A friend of mine's uncle is a criminal policeman, and one night when he came back from out of town to handle a case, he was put on the back with a dagger as soon as he entered the community, "Don't talk, give me your wallet and mobile phone." The hapless robber commanded in a low voice.

Since he was a criminal police officer and came back late, my friend's uncle didn't hand over the gun back to the team. After listening to the robber, the uncle reached out and took out the pistol from under his armpit, and then turned around sharply and put the pistol against the opponent's head.

The other party is estimated to be a habitual offender, as soon as he saw the May Fourth pistol, he immediately knew that he was going to be unlucky today, and robbed the policeman's head, so he knelt down for the uncle and begged the uncle to let him live.

The uncle didn't get used to Ya's temper, so he didn't even go to the police station, and threw him directly into the detention center. At that time, it seemed that there was no law on extended detention, and this thing had been in prison for four years, and his family did not even know whether he was alive or dead. It was not until after the documents of the extended detention were issued that the unfortunate robber was put on file and then transferred to the judicial organs, because it was the police who robbed him, and the crime was added to the crime, and the original seven-year affair was sentenced to 15 years, minus the four years he served in prison, and he had to go back and squat for another 11 years.

That's not all, when I went in, I was a healthy person, but when I went to the courthouse, I was limping when I walked, my lips were purple, and my eyes were sunken. It is said that on the first day of entering, he was smashed by someone else, it was forty pounds of iron handcuffs, whether he ate or slept, he had to wear it, and the good people were also wasted.

But what I didn't expect was that this big black didn't dick me at all, "Why don't you pretend to be forced, you tell me which jurisdiction you are a police officer, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will give you your donkey skin?" "Just Chongya's arrogance, you can guess that this product has collusion with some local corrupt police.

But who is behind the little master, that is a high-ranking official of the provincial department. After listening to Da Hei's bragging, I replied in a hurry: "Oh, from the Provincial Public Security Department, I'm waiting for you to pick up Piha for me." A fluent Beijing film was thrown out, and the audience was instantly stunned, pointing at my nose and not saying anything for a long time, "What the hell, I hate you for a little white face like you in my life." On the surface, it looks like Sven, but in fact, you have a bad stomach, and you are so bad that you are home. ”

Seeing that I was smiling and staring at him without speaking, Da Hei continued to say angrily: "You said that you don't catch so many casinos, why are you doing this with me, I just came out to eat, if you feel that I make a lot of money, brother, I can share your piece of the pie."

Besides, your brother borrowed my money, and you reported the business name with me, and I can't even do it if I don't even want the principal with interest, so you can lead someone to copy my old bottom. ”

Seeing that I still didn't speak, Da Hei began to sweat down his neck, "Big brother, you see if this will work, you let me go, brother, I will never let you work in vain, tomorrow Dafu Restaurant, brother is the east, let's talk about dividends, how about it?" ”

"You said it yourself." For me, Da Hei is just a thug, at most even if he is a stock, it is not too much to catch him more, and it is not much to catch him less, after all, I still have to mix in Liaoyang, and it is not bad to send a short favor.

"Big Brother Xiexie, Big Brother Xiexie." Kuroko thanked me vigorously, and after saying a few words to xiexie, the goods moved the safe behind them, revealing a big black hole inside, and this goods was the first to get in. When the other little brothers were ready to go in, I quickly blocked between the safe and the big hole.

"Let's go, if we all go, how can you let me deal with the people above?"

"Big brother, just let us go like a fart!" "yes!" "yes!" The rest of these little brothers are all in a daze, and they keep begging me for mercy.

"Since you're all messing with Da Hei, don't you just have to go back and let him fish you out." After finishing speaking, I stretched out my hand to make a cigarette clip movement, and the little brother under the big black hurriedly took the cigarette and lit the fire again, which greatly satisfied the vanity of the little master.

Just when I was fluttering, this damn ocean actually asked me, "Brother, when did you become a policeman?" ”

Alas, I'm the next Ao, why didn't the sunspot kick you to death just now? Even if you kick and faint, you won't ruin your brother!

"What, you're not a cop?" "Alas, I'm so grumpy!" "Neoma's!" The faces of these six or seven half-sized people in front of me immediately changed one hundred and eighty degrees, and they were about to beat me up one by one.

But before they could do anything, they heard that there was a mess outside. "Biedong, all biedong!" "Honestly squatting, do you hear me?" "Dare to run?"

Then, Section Chief Xu led a group of armed policemen like heavenly soldiers, kicked open the office door, and came to me.

Before I could speak, the armed policemen behind me shouted to the people in the house: "Squat down for me, hold your head in your hands." ”

I took a step forward, and was just about to say, "You're here," when a small armed policeman rushed up to the bridge of his nose with the butt of a rifle. Fortunately, the little master reacted in time, and immediately hugged his head and squatted down, which saved me from breaking my phase.

I said that when I first entered the arcade, I heard the magpie crying, and it turned out that he was waiting for me here.

It is also important to hear magpies calling at different times:

Child: The Lord has distant relatives to the great fortune;

Ugly time: the Lord has a great celebration and good luck;

Yin Shi: The Lord has a lawsuit about Xiao Ji;

Mao time: the Lord has wealth, wine and food;

Chenshi: The Lord has pedestrians going home;

When: The Lord has a happy event coming to the door;

Noon: The Lord should ask God for his blessing when he is sick;

Untimed: The Lord lost six animals and did not see the murderer;

Deuteronomy: The Lord has good signs;

Unitary time: the Lord was robbed and frustrated;

戌時: The Lord has wealth and prosperity and good fortune;

Hai Shi: The Lord has a quarrel of tongues;

Mom, this is between five and seven o'clock in the evening, that is, the unitary time, it is really answered: the Lord was robbed and frustrated!

to be continued