Chapter Forty-Nine: Hitting People
Let's skip the little Buddha to Chen Jiushan for their popular science first.
Let's skip the nonsense that Little Buddha gave Chen Jiushan and them quoting scriptures.
Let's do it again
To put it simply, the situation at that time was like approaching a scientific shooting site.
Although the little Buddha gave them the most popular science, these two uncles were also skeptical, not completely convinced, but in general it was still good.
The two atheist old bastards were forced into a state of half-belief, which is enough to show that the eloquence of the little Buddha is still quite awesome.
Speaking of which, I'm also quite depressed, the content of their chat is nothing more than the past few years, and they haven't talked about what they have experienced at all, no matter how much I knock on the side, they don't seem to plan to tell me to satisfy my gossip.
At the end of the day, I didn't understand what the relationship between them was, the relationship between superiors and subordinates? It's not like that.
"It's past nine o'clock, it's time for us to go." Xiao Buddha took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, and after confirming that it was time to do it, he patted Chen Jiushan and Qian Donglai on the shoulders: "After this ticket, let's have another good drink." ”
"The car has been arranged, I'll drive in a while, let's just go straight to the destination." Qian Dong said.
I wiped my mouth with a napkin and asked curiously, "Go directly to the God of Wealth?" ”
"Yes, go directly to the God of Wealth, now he estimates that he will eat in the hotel, we will just squat outside." Little Buddha said with a smile: "He has a drinking party tonight, when he goes out, let's drive him directly, if he dies on the spot, even if he is lucky, if he is not dead, we will capture him alive." ”
"It's a reliable plan." I nodded.
Immediately, the little Buddha called the waiter to settle the bill, took the lead in leading our group of murderers out of the hotel, and after getting in the car, he distributed plastic gloves and masks to us with great experience, and also tirelessly taught me a lot of things to pay attention to.
"By the way, is his daughter-in-law also in Shenyang?"
I suddenly asked, and Chen Jiushan, who was sitting next to me, gave me a strange look and didn't squeak.
Qian Donglai didn't hear my words, and the last thing was the little Buddha's mouth.
"yes, what's the matter, you're interested in his daughter-in-law?"
"It's not much, I just thought that if the God of Wealth died, he would be quite lonely below, so he just sent his daughter-in-law down to accompany him." I leaned back in my chair and smiled.
Little Buddha smiled and gave me a thumbs up: "You are worthy of being a college student, you are really insightful, and this matter will be done according to what you say." ”
Maybe I was a little confused and didn't feel like what I was about to do was a bit excessive.
I just felt like I was doing the right thing.
Since the God of Wealth has made me enjoy some unbearable pain, then I naturally have to exchange courtesies, don't mention to me that his daughter-in-law is innocent, I will ask a few words.
Isn't Yujia innocent?
Isn't Uncle Six innocent?
It's only natural to pay back debts, and I think I'm right.
With the sound of our chatter in the car, the car started slowly and sped towards its destination.
The pedestrians on the side of the road are as normal as the last time I came to Shenyang.
It seems that they are all immersed in their own days, plain but happy to live.
Even in their own opinion, life is not satisfactory, and there are always such and such troubles.
But I envy them
After all, the word bland seems to me to be out of reach.
At about nine o'clock, our car stopped at the alley far from the hotel gate, which is really nice place, except for the occasional reminder to pay the parking fee.
At least the little Buddha can get off the car leisurely buy a few cans of beer, get some skewers, and whistling with us while eating and chatting after getting in the car.
I was embarrassed to say him at the time, why does the word Zhuang Xing sound so unlucky
"Eh, the surname is Yi."
"What's wrong?"
"It's going to take revenge soon, why don't you seem so excited?" Little Buddha looked at me expressionlessly from the rearview mirror and asked.
I was stunned for a moment and shook my head: "I don't know what to do." ”
"I remember you could drive, didn't you?" Little Buddha happily ate the barbecue, took a mouthful of beer with a mouthful of oil, pointed to Qian Dong and said, "You change positions with him, let him come over to be refreshing." ”
As soon as the words fell, Qian Donglai got out of the car without saying a word, and I had no opinion, so I sat in the driver's seat straightforwardly.
"Don't you dare let me drive?" I looked at the steering wheel funny, and suddenly remembered the last time I drove in the mountains, and I scared the little Buddha.
The little Buddha glared at me angrily, and said bitterly: "Lao Tzu let you come here comfortably for the sake of friends, and drive into the God of Wealth, what a rare benefit!" ”
At this moment, I vaguely saw the corners of Chen Jiushan's mouth twitch, and Qian Donglai also turned his face in embarrassment.
It was a long time before I learned the inside story of this incident.
Let's put it this way.
I drove like a self-taught driver, and although it looked dangerous, I was actually able to accept it.
Qian Donglai's driving skills are usually good, but as long as he is excited, or anxious, his driving skills immediately become like being removed from a driving school.
Oh yes, it's still the kind that crushed the driving school instructor and got rid of it.
As for why Little Buddha and Chen Jiushan don't drive, it's because they have other tasks.
Among the four of us, the best one is Little Buddha, and below him is Chen Jiushan.
The main task of the two of them is to deal with all kinds of emergencies, and if they are allowed to drive, isn't it a waste of resources?
The above are the original words that Chen Jiushan said to me afterwards, of course, the little Buddha also told me something.
He said that Chen Jiushan's skills are actually no less than him.
The reason why I will be respectful to the little Buddha is that the story in this is long, so I won't mention it here for the time being.
"They're out!"
Little Buddha's words woke me up from my stunned state, and when I looked up, I saw three people walking out of the hotel gate.
The leader was a middle-aged man in a suit, and because of the distance, I couldn't see what the man looked like.
Next to him was a woman dressed in ordinary clothes, and I really couldn't tell from the way she was dressed that it was a woman from the God of Wealth, or a little Buddha with sharp eyes, and he recognized it at a glance.
"D cover, thin waist, 1.7 meters, dressed like an ordinary intellectual." Little Buddha explained to me afterwards: "I have met his daughter-in-law a few times, and if I can't recognize him again, I will have to wear glasses." ”
I was still looking at this enemy I had never met with my eyes, and the little Buddha slapped my arm and roared.
"I'm grass, it looks like we can't capture him alive."
Little Buddha's words are not wrong, we don't seem to be able to capture him alive as we wish, because at that time, the four people in our car saw six or seven men in suits who came out of the hotel.
"Drive and hit it, and you will be killed." Little Buddha said happily: "Look at it, the family is standing so close, I promise to let you get the achievement of three kills at a time." ”
"Do you play DOTA?"
"Played a few times."
"Oh" My hand holding the steering wheel trembled a little, and my eyes seemed to be in a trance.
Lord Fortune and his family walked very slowly, as if they were talking about something.
The little Buddha also seemed to notice my abnormality, glanced at me, and couldn't help but say, "You can't be cowardly, right?" ”
"It's not."
"Oh, I see." Little Buddha seemed to understand something: "You go down, come east, you come and drive." ”
Qian Donglai looked at us in confusion, nodded, opened the door and got out of the car, walked hurried to the door, knocked on the door and signaled me to hurry down.
I was silent, looked at the little Buddha, and wanted to say something I shouldn't have said at this time, but in the end I swallowed those words myself.
After that, open the door, change seats, and all in one go.
"You never seem to have changed." The little Buddha said coldly.
"No, I don't know," I tried to defend myself incoherently, but the car had already started.
There are many bodyguards behind the God of Wealth.
His wife was very close to him.
If we don't just crash over, but get out of the car to play the raid, it could be us who are in trouble.
Liu San once told me that the God of Wealth has a child, who should be more than five or six years old this year, and he is a boy.
Of course, none of this matters to me, and there is only one reason why I hesitate to start the car.
The wife of the God of Wealth is holding a small child.
If you drive over, that kid will definitely die, definitely
"Everybody, sit tight."
Qian Donglai smiled, hung up the gear, and stepped on the accelerator violently.
Little Buddha didn't seem to care about the child held by the woman, straightened his mask, and laughed happily: "Call you to go against me!" ”
That's when I realized one thing.
The so-called ruthlessness is not what ordinary people understand, how cruel they can be to people, how vicious they can kill people without blinking, and so on.
The real ruthlessness is that without blinking an eye, you can do everything.
Yes, absolutely.
In the four words of ruthlessness, I may never be able to compare with Little Buddha, nor can I compare with Qian Donglai.
I'm not kidding.
Trust me, I'm serious.