Chapter 34: Lolicon?
Although such a scene made Chen Xiaofeng depressed, it also made Chen Xiaofeng find a feeling that he hadn't had for a long time.
Looking at the little Lori who was gobbling up in front of him, Chen Xiaofeng's face showed a hint of softness.
I haven't felt like this in a long time. Chen Xiaofeng thought softly.
"Hey, another bowl!"
But Xiao Lori's tone made Chen Xiaofeng feel ridiculous about what he thought just now.
This little Lori is not cute at all. Chen Xiaofeng thought depressedly.
"I said, don't you know how to be polite?" Chen Xiaofeng said something similar to playing the piano to a cow.
"Xiexie Hospitality." However, Xiao Lori unexpectedly obeyed Chen Xiaofeng's words.
"So, my lord, another bowl!" Little Lori showed a cute smile that was different from it, if it was in normal times, Chen Xiaofeng would definitely smile kindly.
However......
"I mean't you're too rude, aren't you? Is this something to say to someone you're meeting for the first time? ”
"Didn't I say xiexie? Human? Little Lori blinked her big eyes in bewilderment.
Is this a natural stay? Chen Xiaofeng looked at Xiao Loli's innocent big eyes and complained a little powerlessly.
"Salutation...... I'm talking about salutation! Chen Xiaofeng seems to have been forced to go crazy.
Little Lori looked at Chen Xiaofeng innocently.
"That...... This meal was delicious. Little Lori replied energetically.
"That's my lunch."
"All, one more! Human! Little Lori was full of energy, smiled, and innocently stretched out her hand to Chen Xiaofeng.
This lovely expression made Chen Xiaofeng almost trance. However, he can't afford to lose to this move.
"No kidding!" Chen Xiaofeng is also lazy to correct the title of little Lori, the important thing is that even if he corrects Little Lori, he will not pay attention to it.
"Anyway! Be grateful for the gifts of others, and it is sinful to think of you with such an attitude! Chen Xiaofeng said matter-of-factly.
"So I didn't thank you!" Little Lori said with some grievances.
"Ahem...... Sinful! Chen Xiaofeng emphasized a little speechlessly.
However, such an emphasis is always so dismal and weak.
"How deep?"
"The Mariana Trench is so deep!"
"Is that as profound as 'how this fried rice is made'?"
Chen Xiaofeng didn't quite understand what benchmark should be used to compare the depth of these two things, but he still nodded. Seeing this, Little Lori immediately crossed her arms and nodded.
"In that case, I will forgive such a crime!"
Chen Xiaofeng suddenly felt that thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart, and he found that after coming to the school park city in District 11, he encountered more and more strange things.
How arrogant this little Lori is!
"In that case, let me punish this crime!"
"In that case, I ask you, is hunger a sin?"
"Yes!"
"Okay~" Little Lori looked like she was defeated by Chen Xiaofeng, "What do you say you are such a big person and a child!" ”
Chen Xiaofeng was even more speechless, he was the only one who didn't want to be said so by this little Lori!
"Hey, subordinate." Little Lori suddenly showed a shy expression, leaned to Chen Xiaofeng's side, her slender fingers drew circles on Chen Xiaofeng's chest, Xiao Loli's slender fingers stroked Chen Xiaofeng's chest, and the body temperature of her skin made Chen Xiaofeng a little excited!
However, when little Lori touched her chest and began to poke her fingers at other people's cheeks, I finally determined one thing:
Where the hell did this little guy learn this trick!
However, just when Chen Xiaofeng decided to teach this impolite and seductive little Lori a lesson-Gollum~ Little Lori's abdomen made a ridiculous sound.
"I'm still hungry." Little Lori continued.
"I was really defeated by you!" Chen Xiaofeng subconsciously touched his wallet, if Mikoto Misaka knew, I am afraid that he would be called a bad person again, right?
But with Mikoto Misaka's character, he must be very happy to be such a bad person.
"Hey, I don't know how long it's been since you've eaten."
"The last time we had dinner was about three days ago, right? Normally, I live by breathing air. ”
"It's not good for children to lie." Chen Xiaofeng didn't believe that a child would go without food for three days, what a terrible thing a parent would do.
"Really!" Little Lori said seriously, "In the words of your Celestial Empire, it is called collecting the aura of heaven and earth, and collecting the essence of the sun and the moon. ”
"Okay, you continue to collect the aura of heaven and earth, and collect the essence of the sun and the moon." Chen Xiaofeng put the wallet he took out back into his pocket.
"Wait! I was wrong! Little Lori grabbed Chen Xiaofeng's hand and said with a sad face.
Chen Xiaofeng is still very satisfied with knowing that he is wrong, but it is still very strange, how does this little Lori know that she is from the Celestial Empire? Is it because of the accent?
"Oh, I'm hungry!" Little Lori's cry of hunger interrupted Chen Xiaofeng's thoughts.
"Yes, yes, got it." Who made Chen Xiaofeng such a bad character?
After arriving at a nearby family-style restaurant, Lori should have been really hungry and ordered a meal for three. I saw a smile on her face, and she gulped down the food brought by the waiter.
On the other hand, Chen Xiaofeng only had a glass of boiled water in front of him. After discussing the purse in my pocket, this is the only way to go.
"Hey, you've got rice on your cheeks."
"Don't care!"
"Well, that's just a kind reminder."
Chen Xiaofeng said and helped Xiao Lori remove the rice on her cheek.
"Hah-huh."
Huh? Chen Xiaofeng's fingertips were suddenly wrapped in a warm touch...... Is it because you have taken off the rice? I saw that little Lori was holding his fingers with a small mouth.
"Dirty." Chen Xiaofeng scolded with a smile, and then kept chanting "I'm not Lolitacon" in his heart.
But then again, this seemingly natural little Lori looks too defenseless, right? If Chen Xiaofeng is really that kind of perverted lolita, wouldn't it be a sheep's mouth?
"Chai is not a huh!"
"Don't talk with someone else's finger in your mouth, okay?"
Little Lori held Chen Xiaofeng's fingers with soft and warm lips, and then stretched out her tongue and touched Tian's fingertips.
I always felt that this move was a bit sensational - just when Chen Xiaofeng thought so, the girl's mouth had already let go of his fingers.
Tian's little Lori smiled and said, "It's delicious!" After that, he extended his clutches to the pasta on the table again.
Chen Xiaofeng couldn't help but smile wryly and re-examine this little Lori.
In this close inspection, you can see that her eyelashes are very long, and her facial features are very straight, and she is indeed an unusually cute girl. It would be even more perfect if she could keep her mouth shut and not speak...... However, this gesture of eating happily is also quite attractive.
Chen Xiaofeng admired her reaction curiously, and it didn't take long for him to - "Xiexie hospitality!" ”
The satisfied girl clasped her hands together, and Chen Xiaofeng couldn't help but laugh and tease her when she looked at such a little Lori.
"You've been fooled. If you want me to pay for this meal for you, you have to obey my orders...... Uh, I'm kidding, don't you suddenly turn blue, okay? This meal is my treat. ”
"Yes, yes? It's scared to death! What a bad guy! ”
"Whew~ By the way, what's your name?" For this subordinate title of little Lori, Chen Xiaofeng is already immune.
"By the way, my name is Chen Xiaofeng"
"Na, Chen Xiaofeng~ When other people see us like this, I don't know what kind of relationship they think we have?"
"So, what's your name? Also, I'm not Lolicon! ”
I really don't know what's going on in the heads of today's children!
"Ignoring people? I'm deliberately cooperating with you......"
After muttering a few words in dissatisfaction, Little Lori raised her head and said proudly: "Okay, I'm a god!" ”
"What?" At that moment, Chen Xiaofeng had the urge to call an ambulance.
"Although it's a god, I don't have a problem calling me king." Little Lori ignored Chen Xiaofeng's eyes.
Could it be that this little ghost is a second-class patient?
"Huh? Why do you have a look of pity, my servant! Little Lori asked dissatisfiedly.
"Okay, okay, are you going to call you that? You don't care what other people think, I care! ”
"What a wayward subordinate." Little Lori spread her hands and shook her head and said, "Then you can call me Aini." ”
"It would have been convenient to say that earlier." Chen Xiaofeng complained.
"Huh? Brother? Why are you here? ”
Chen Xiaofeng looked back, and Minato and Artoria had also come to the restaurant.
"Ah, because of some circumstances, I just came to eat." said so, but Chen Xiaofeng still hasn't eaten a single grain of rice!
"But is it okay?" Minato asked worriedly.
"What's wrong?"
"Medical examination...... Looks like it's about to start. He handed over the mobile phone, and several numbers on the mobile phone screen surprised Chen Xiaofeng.
"Huh? It's over! ”