"Stand still!! Day you ancestors!! Don't run!! ”

"Catch and hack you !!"

Hai Dongqing can fight like Little Buddha, and even has to be weak to the Little Buddha, after all, that grandson is a martial arts skill that he has practiced in countless times of life and death, and he is steady and ruthless, and he is quite powerful when he runs, at least he is much better than my 100 meters and eleven seconds.

"Damn, something happened." The little Buddha caught up with us after a while, and scolded the street without changing his face: "Grass, they are not in the hotel, they just came out to meet me, eight, it's not easy to do." ”

Ouch, you were taught math by a Chinese teacher, right? Let's talk about more than 100 people in the back, you can say eight to Lao Tzu?!

"Two shots and six shots, the area in the alley is not large, and the scattered bullets are good to clean them up." Little Buddha is worthy of being a generation of masters, more than 100 people chased after us, this grandson still looked indifferent, and continued to talk and laugh: "One ran away, and the rest was strangled to death by me, and the back were all reinforcements." ”

Fortunately, this is a suburban aviary, not an urban area, otherwise more than 100 people PK the three of us on the main road, it will definitely cause a sensation, and this scene is more Hollywood than Hollywood.

When I finally knew what Lu Dao was doing, when a group of people did a group of people in the movie, the police always came late.

The group of people behind the people are menacing, who dares to call the police?!

It is a traditional Chinese virtue since ancient times, and at this moment, it is vividly demonstrated by this group of passers-by who are watching us flee for their lives while smoking cigarettes and chatting with each other.

I grass.

Here, I have to popularize science, ask, what should I do if I am chased and beaten by a group of people?

Answer, just run wild on the road, don't be stupid and drill into the alley, don't think that you can get rid of the pursuers behind you through the winding alley, if you accidentally get dumplings, or run into a dead alley, it will be enough for you to have fun.

Different from running a dead end, running wildly on the main road, pointing where to run, maybe you can also meet the police uncle to help you subdue the group of grandchildren behind you in one fell swoop.

Speaking of which, being chased by more than 100 people, it feels really no pressure, compared to the yin sins of Fengtianfu, their deterrent power is far worse.

"The fist is stiff." Hai Dongqing continued to damage the little Buddha: "The arm is not hard, right?" ”

Little Buddha's eyes widened, ignoring his right arm that was bleeding out, and grabbed Hai Dongqing's collar and was about to stop: "Let's practice now?" ”

"You try?" Hai Dongqing looked at him coldly.

"Try your ancestors!!" I yelled, how old the hell are they?! Are you still angry at this life-and-death juncture?!

Hai Dongqing turned his head and dragged me to run forward desperately, not continuing to fight with Little Buddha.

Oh, I'll just say, people should be harmonious with each other, and you must not make enemies casually, otherwise

"Little Buddha, your gun is of good quality, you bought it at a stall, right?" Hai Dongqing couldn't help but sarcastically.

"If Lao Tzu hadn't blocked an axe and the gun was scrapped, I'd have broken you now!!" Little Buddha's eyes were about to pop out, and he looked at Hai Dongqing angrily, completely ignoring me.

Many years later, a strange person appeared, named Sister Feng, similar to what she said, three hundred meters ahead, three hundred meters back, not even a fork in the road, running down like this, I feel like I will die for a while without a place to be buried.

"Can you still run?" Hai Dongqing saw that I was a little gasped, and he asked worriedly: "Or I'll drag you away?" ”

"It's a piece of waste, you can't run a few steps." Little Buddha's words were as ugly as ever, and before I could react, the grandson grabbed my arm, bent down slightly, and rushed forward, and I had to hurry to follow, almost stumbling down the street.

Hai Dongqing bent down, picked up a brick on the ground, and threw it back without looking back, with a muffled sound, I felt that there was definitely a person behind me.

"Turn right ahead, there's the road behind you, I've been here." I said, the little Buddha didn't answer me, dragged me to the right side of the road to run wildly, rushed across the road when my heart was about to jump out, a car is sticking to me past, when I arrived at the other side, I can still vaguely hear the driver's "I grass you cross the road without looking at the car in a hurry to reincarnate?!" ”

Don't talk about it now, if we let those brutes catch us, we might really have to be reincarnated.

"Aren't you going to copy the base camp?!" I cursed under my breath.

"Who knows?" The little Buddha said, "How do I know that there are so many people there!?" ”

"Isn't your brother smart?! He didn't think of a back move?! ”

"Post-JB move!"

Afterwards, I found out that I didn't blame the master for "not thinking about the plot", how can I blame the little Buddha on the stupid head, people had a conflict with him, and this desperate ran from the northeast to Guiyang, saying that he wanted to ask for a field.

The master also has a bit of a meaning to educate the little Buddha, let him come by himself, just to teach him a lesson, don't think that Tiannan and Haibei are all realms that can make you arrogant casually.

There's one reason why you called me.

"You are familiar with Guiyang, I heard that you have acquaintances at the police station, and when something happens to Xiaofo, you can also help." Master once said to me with a smile a long time later, I don't have any scruples that I have a heart that wants to put Little Buddha in prison,

After spending some time with my master, I realized that the truth was not as simple as he said.

No matter who you are, as long as you have been with your master for a long time, you will definitely find something that is admirable and frightening.

Master understands the word human nature very well, and it can even be said that he can feel it very clearly, and he can see at a glance what kind of person you are, and see that you are a general person, so he will give you a set.

The most realistic example, such as this one.

I'm a good person, although I'm a little greedy for money, but I really haven't done anything out of the ordinary, when I see that people I know are in trouble, I really didn't help, when Xie Feng had an accident at home, I didn't still help?

With the master's please, even if I don't like the little Buddha anymore, can I not help this grandson at this juncture?

But people are not as good as heaven, the master guessed the beginning, but never the end.

In his opinion, the trouble of the little Buddha was nothing more than being accidentally arrested by the people in the police station, or being surrounded by some people who wanted to eat the little Buddha alive.

"I'm thinking about how it's only one or twenty." When the master later told us about this, he also wondered: "Your luck is also bad enough, I inquired, that group of people are preparing to make trouble with the nearby developers, and you happened to bump into them as soon as you went, and you also collapsed the leading ones, isn't this looking for death?" ”

Come back first.

After we ran for two or three minutes, the people behind us began to slowly disconnect, and the scolding on the street became quieter and quieter, until only scattered running sounds remained, and it can be seen from here that their physical fitness is not as good as ours, absolutely.

"I'm grassy, chest tightness, wait for me to slow down." I gasped violently, the little Buddha ignored it completely, and still dragged me to continue running, but Hai Dongqing couldn't see it, and rushed forward, grabbing the little Buddha's shoulder.

"Shake it off, you can take a break."

"Don't hold me!"

In comparison, Hai Dongqing is still very polite, at least he didn't directly do it with Little Buddha, but Little Buddha is not so good-tempered, seeing someone grabbing his shoulder, he paused without saying a word, turned around suddenly, and kicked Hai Dongqing's waist with a side kick, without any mercy.

Hai Dongqing took two steps back, instinctively dodged the side kick of the little Buddha, and said to me: "You dodge." ”

"Don't me, I grass your two ancestors!!" I roared, staring at the two grandsons who were about to fight, and said to myself, even if you want to fight alone, won't he pick a time? Do you have to fight now? Why can't you bear your temper like a child?!

The little Buddha wanted to fight back, but when he looked back, his face changed and he continued to run forward, probably because he saw something discordant and scared him.

I turned my head to see that it was indeed discordant, twenty meters away from us, thirty or forty middle-aged men were chasing us with machetes, no shouting, no scolding, very quiet, it seemed that they wanted to play a sneak attack.

"There is a fork in the road ahead, go to the right, and you have to become a target on the road." Hai Dongqing looked at the situation in the distance as he ran.

I saw that a lot of people had gathered at the intersection in front of us, and as far as the eye was concerned, at least thirty or so people were blocking us there, and they ran over without discussion.

There is a fork in the road on the right, which should be an alley, if it is a dead end

"Pretty smart." Hai Dongqing looked coldly at the little Buddha who got into the alley, didn't say much, took me to follow the little Buddha, turned a corner, and ran straight into the alley.

I had a glimmer of hope before I entered the alley, and when I got in, I burst into tears.

It's an old-fashioned residential area inside, and there's no other road.

"Damn, we've all been killed by this grandson." I gritted my teeth and ran forward, although I was already a little out of breath, but I still didn't dare to slow down the slightest speed, I didn't want to be killed by the sinisters, but by a group of old thugs.

"Grass, hurry up! Stupid?! Run to me!! ”

Little Buddha seems to be very talented in provoking internal contradictions, and his exit is dirty, no one can beat him, let alone Hai Dongqing now, even if I want to kill him.

There is an anti-theft door on the first floor of the surrounding residential building, press the "pager" and do not match the code, basically no one will open the door for you, but the little Buddha is stupid to press it, and when people are connected, he yelled "check the water meter!" Open the door! Then he turned around and led us straight to the building on the far right.

The building was empty, and it was clear from the outside that people had already moved out, and the balcony railings had been removed, and there were no windows left.

The scolding in the back is getting louder and louder.

"Go up." Hai Dongqing said in a low voice.

I didn't say anything and followed them, but when I casually looked up, I seemed to see

On the side of the tattered window on the eighth floor, a black hand was pulling out, very small, presumably a child's hand.

"There are wolves in front and tigers in the back," I shuddered, but I didn't dare to hesitate, and rushed upstairs with courage.