Seeing the excited expressions of these girls, I was secretly happy in my heart. You are a bad third brother and I fight, I know when I was a child that I bought sticky tablets for five cents from the store and then sold them to my classmates, and there are those supernatural events that happened to me, enough for me to tell this group of girls for several days, fight with me You are still tender, to zuihou Wang Yan, this flower, who is it to fall into, let's ride a donkey and read the record book - we'll see!

After lighting a cigarette, I realized that these girls should have come out of the horrific incident just now, so I continued to tell my story.

"Due to the birth and arrest incidents, the relatives of my parents' family are divided into two extremes, and a group of relatives see me like a beast and are afraid to avoid it, such as my second aunt and my eldest uncle; And a group of relatives treated me as a treasure and visited me every day, such as my second aunt and my grandmother.

My literacy teacher was technically my grandmother. I was just talking, but my parents were busy working all day. Because it is the Jihua economic era, everyone is an iron rice bowl, must work, and people who do not work are looked down upon, unlike the current market economy, the mobility and freedom of work is relatively large, and even sitting at home through the Internet, you can do business, this is the progress of the times. Because of the above reasons, when I was young, only my grandmother took me. I vaguely remember that at that time, my grandmother led a group of old ladies with small feet all day long, either playing cards and mahjong, or chatting about the shortcomings of the parents. Because my grandmother herself is a high-achieving student who graduated from Fengtian Women's High School (I think my grandmother was the daughter of a big landlord, I hate Lao Jiang), proficient in Manchu, Chinese, Mongolian, and Japanese, and has the ability to make decisions in doing things, and is fair and just. In fact, I personally think that it is because grandma's family is more open-minded, has received new ideas and new education, grandma has no small feet, walks faster than other old ladies, and does things more efficiently, belongs to the vigorous and resolute master, so she can become the leader of this group of old ladies.

Here is an interesting story about my grandmother: My grandma once encountered a liar to cheat, that is, the kind of liar who took a little golden turtle and a little golden Buddha, saying that he picked it up or stole it, and several people teamed up to surround my grandma for a flicker, and my grandma said, 'Back then, our gold ingots were all boxes and boxes, and your gold thief was bare, and it was fake at first glance, and I will call the police if you don't leave." With that, he scared the liars away, and when he was done, the liars threw down a sentence, 'You old lady still knows everything.' My grandmother said to the group of old ladies afterwards: 'What age is this, and you still use the deception technique of the Xuantong time, you really don't grow up!' This is my grandmother, well-informed, cheap and greedy is the wise saying that my grandmother taught me, and I will use it for a lifetime.

When the old ladies played card mahjong, my grandmother held me in her arms, took out one, and taught me the above words, I learned quickly, three months later, I was basically able to put out a series of 'Xi'er such as 'drumming and scolding Cao, shooting Tojo' (the old man who understands solitaire mahjong can understand, it is not easy to explain), that is, I can play card mahjong with that group of old ladies when I am about three years old. Here's another interesting thing: when I was three and a half years old, I used to go to a neighbor's house near my house to watch the fun, and the neighbor's man was my father's master Jishu - let's call Master Li for the time being. Master Li's family has a very good background, after all, his uncle is the CEO of a steel group company, and he can pour steel in that era, which is a million profits. Therefore, his family often plays mahjong, the kind of card is very large, a child is five cents, a set of 100 is 50 yuan (at that time only a month to earn 38 yuan six), after I went to his house, I stood behind Master Li, to watch him play mahjong. That is, when I went for the second time, Master Li stood up and prepared to self. Touch, played a 30,000 to the family, Master Li was Hu, but he didn't push the card immediately, but planned to self. Touch, after all, shake three to earn more (shake means to win to three children, and then double the money), I stood behind the sentence 'Uncle, you are nonsense, why don't you push the cards?' Master Li looked around, but he didn't see anyone (my three-and-a-half-year-old child, where can he see it), and scolded: "Who is making trouble?" Then he looked down and saw me, and Master Li asked with some surprise, "Do you know how to play mahjong?" ''Well, grandma taught!'' I replied proudly, 'Who's this bear child, who cares about it?' Take it away! I was helplessly taken back to my own house by my father, and it is strange to say that I left Master Li's house to end the game, and Master Li basically didn't mess around! Later, when I played mahjong, basically I stood behind someone's house, and whoever kept being hu, which also led to others never taking me when playing mahjong; I didn't have that luck playing by myself. (It wasn't until I was engaged in a feng shui shop that I understood that this is called partial wealth, also called helping fortune, of course, this is a later story) It is also through this thing that I have learned the truth of 'seeing through and not saying it' since I was a child.

After my grandmother did a good job of initiating my literacy, my mother began to teach me to read even more strangely. My mother first told me all the stories she knew, and when I asked her to continue telling me stories, my mother actually let me read the stories by myself, and said: The book can let me know more stories, and gave me the first book in my life - Xinhua Dictionary. (I have children in the future, I also play like this, and I want to be better than blue, play more) can read the dictionary as a storybook child estimated that I was the first, now I want to come to such a boring dictionary, I actually took less than a month to read through, the words in it also know a seven, seven, eight, eight, eight, especially traditional characters, is my favorite; On the other hand, now I am thanks to the computer - I forgot to write when I picked up the pen, I am ashamed, I am ashamed.

Just when children of the same age were playing games such as slingshot and bird hunting, peeing and mud, bouncing glass balls, fan cardboard with patterns, daga (digging a pit and playing a game with two wooden sticks), and the police catching thieves (now the chengguan catching hawkers), I basically read through 80% of Jin Yong's novels, 50% of Gu Long's novels, 30% of Ni Kuang's novels (someone in the neighborhood rented a bookstore), the four famous books, and some famous foreign novels in those years. (Jin Yong, Ni Kuang, Three Kingdoms, my favorite) these knowledge made me once again an outlier among children of the same age, think first when speaking, leave half a step on the tip of the tongue, the child's age is full of adult words, will tell some white lies, know how to look at people in small things, know children of the same age, which can be socialized, which need to stay away, that is, the old saying 'three years old to see the big, seven years old to see the old.' 'For my parents, as long as I have books to read, I am very well-behaved, which makes my parents really worry-free; For me, having knowledge beyond that of children of the same age is a disturbing thing. However, until I went to elementary school, there was no particularly strange thing, and it can be regarded as an ancestral virtue. In this way, until I was six years old, my family really couldn't stand it, I didn't go out of the house every day, I stayed at home all day to read, it was too unsociable, and my parents were a little worried about me (I finally found out that I didn't get it by lottery), so they sent me to school, and my study career began. ”

to be continued