Chapter 33: The Bitter Gourd's Counterattack

Eat grapes without spitting out grape skins, and eat grapes without spitting out grape skins.

If the grapes don't have skins, you don't have to spit them out. M wolf, now eating Zhang Xiaoyu's grapes, two grapes on Zhang Xiaoyu's chest muscles, and a Lori wolf girl, biting Zhang Xiaoyu's grapes. Zhang Xiaoyu was also in great pain and calmed down, pinching the mouth of the M wolf, and a certain rain plucked the loli wolf from his black grapes.

As if he had been struck by an evil spirit, the wolf suddenly pounced.

Hit the streets, your sister!

Zhang Xiaohong chatted happily with Nan Xiaohua, and paid attention to her Xiaoyu brother from time to time.

The dirty young demon lady completely forgot the purpose of her coming here, "Isn't it to rub the corpse demon lady's boobs?" The young demon lady thought.

Hua Shao, who didn't know where to cry, quietly showed his little head from behind the scenes, and looked at the players and hosts on the stage sneakily. I wanted to show myself in front of Senior Sister Xiaohua, but it was all yellow, and I was disturbed by Zhang Xiaoyu. Hua Shao's hatred for Zhang Xiaoyu is self-evident.

"What a failed event."

Alice said to Zhang Xiaoyu. Pseudo-Lori is also a member of the organizers, and Alice has contributed a lot of human and financial resources.

"Who knows." Zhang Xiaoyu said, everyone is happy, wouldn't it be good. The process, it doesn't matter, the result is OK, so forget it. "Xiaohong is here too, I can't stay here for long."

"You're a sister."

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Zhang Xiaoyu and Alice chatted with each other. Squeak sat on her metal leather box again.,Lori wolf,Thick-skinned squeezed over.,Forced to use her buttocks to carve out a territory on the metal box.,The two Loli just sat together.,It's obviously a hostile relationship.,Demon Niang.,Hunter.。 Wonderful relationship, is it temporary?

Everyone Zhang Xiaoyu knows Zhang Xiaohong, although Xiaohong's sister may not be able to call the names of her Xiaoyu's brother's friends, there is still a general impression.

Surrounded by a group of men and women of all shapes, Zhang Xiaohong is calm and calm, and there is no obstacle to communicating with them.

On the 23rd, Dyriel, for some reason, shook hands.

"Hello, I'm Dai Lil, and I like strong men. It's still a place to this day. Woman. ”

"Hello, I'm No. 23, one of my interests, is bitter melon."

"No. 23, as long as you have bitter gourd, why do you want to compete with me for a man." Dai Lier glanced at Zhang Xiaoyu with her eyes.

"Bitter gourd is bitter gourd after all, it's still good for a man, the man's bitter gourd has a taste, it can be big, it can be small, it can be hard, it can be soft." Number 23 retorted. I really want to taste what Xiaoyu's bitter gourd tastes like. The most regrettable thing I have ever done on the 23rd is to take out a cucumber from my sister's room, and then wipe the cucumber clean with a crumpled lump of toilet paper next to my brother's bedside, and then, in front of my brother and sister, I ate the cucumber. No. 23 can still remember the surprised looks of her brother and sister at that time.

Being young and ignorant always has to pay a price.

Therefore, on the 23rd, I fell in love with bitter gourd, but I didn't hate cucumber.

The rabbit-eared lady pulled out the flowers that showed her little head behind the scenes. In order to prove that Hua Shao is a woman, the rice grains were inspected on the spot, up and down, and verified. It is determined that the sex of the flower is female, and the face of the rice grain is not very good-looking, "Cut, as long as it is the female, are the breasts bigger than mine?" Even Xiaoyu's good friend, Yang Xiaobai's chest is bigger than mine, this world is unreal...... "The rice grains that were broken in my heart, dragged the flowers and walked towards Zhang Xiaoyu and them.

"Don't, don't throw me to that terrible man Zhang Xiaoyu again!"

Hua Shao almost cried.

"Stop being tsundere."

Rice grains don't care about the struggle of crying and crying flowers.

You said that you are a good female, you have to hide the gender, pretend to be a male, pretend to be a man, pretend to be a man, don't get an elephant underneath, but it's not good to hide the chest, isn't it to add blockage to people, the rabbit ear lady hates women with bigger breasts than her the most, whether it's a demon mother or a human.

Rice grains bully less flowers, Zhang Xiaoyu doesn't care. Hua Shao's behavior is very suspicious, Yang Xiaobai They also warned Zhang Xiaoyu, the young and beautiful man in the hot-blooded college noticed their mentor Zhang Xiaoyu, and now Zhang Xiaoyu has confirmed that the young man who came to observe the hot-blooded college is a woman, and being secretly observed by a woman is a good thing for any gentleman, compared to doing something strange to attract girls, standing there quietly, there are young girls dressed as men, sneaking over, is it a bad thing?

"King Guo, that rabbit-eared girl, who are you?" Alice asked.

"Diner and distant relative." Zhang Xiaoyu replied.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ What about the baby's fat, big-boobs Lori? Alice continued.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Probably the illegitimate daughter of my father. Zhang Xiaoyu thought of a lame reason. If you let your mother know that your father has an illegitimate daughter outside, your father will be castrated, Zhang Xiaoyu is very sure. is very gentle with her children (probably), and with her husband, she is really exploited layer by layer, private money, body control, and even what clothes she should wear, the mother who has to take care of it, and will never allow her husband to have a mistress outside.

Hearing Zhang Xiaoyu's answer, Alice was speechless, what is it called probably the illegitimate daughter of her father? Could it be that the old man of Xiaoyu, after sowing seeds, didn't dare to admit that Lori was his seed? Alice is very suspicious of Zhang Xiaoyu's statement, the appearance of M wolf, no matter how close to Zhang Xiaoyu and Zhang Xiaohong's brother and sister, it is not like it.

"Huh? Brother Xiaoyu, why did the old woman beside you look at me with suspicious eyes? ”

M wolf asked Zhang Xiaoyu.

A wolf is a wolf, and from the taste of her body, she can tell that Alice is a real pseudo-Lori.

At the same time, Pseudo-Lori Alice, who has an extremely bad impression of M wolf, "is so similar to Zhang Xiaohong's character, they are all little bastards with a very bad mouth." Alice also believed the statement that M wolf was Zhang Xiaoyu's half-sister.

Squeak said to M wolf, "Get out, don't sit on my box." ”

M wolf said angrily: "Believe it or not, I will pee on your box and a box of water on the spot." ”

Squeak: "...... If you dare to do this, I will kill you. ”

M wolf: "Brother Xiaoyu, someone bullied me." ”

Zhang Xiaoyu: "Biting her is, talking so much nonsense." ”

M wolf: "Okay. ”

Ahh

Squeak silly. Fakyou, little girl, actually dares to bite the squeaky adult, is it not looking for a pump? The brutal Lori split her head and covered her face, and she hit the head of the M wolf, which was a random beating.

The grains of rice are dragging the flowers, like dragging a dead dog.

There are few flowers, and tears are in the eyes. looked at Zhang Xiaoyu in horror, "...... Man, do you want to stick me with a vibrating stick? Then you hang me, tie my hands, gag my mouth, pour honey on my body, make a nest of ants, and let them climb up my body full of honey. That's not all, you wash a big iron pot, fill it with milk, throw me into the iron pot, and then, you jump in smoothly and do something to me that goes beyond the man and the man. Isn't it? Am I right? "The victim has little paranoia in full bloom, speaks incoherently, and forgets the fact that she is not a man, but a girl.

Zhang Xiaoyu: "......"

It turns out that this kid sees me like this, am I so terrible? Zhang Xiaoyu patted Hua Shao's face, "Wake up, beauty, don't think about it." ”

Letting Zhang Xiaoyu open the bow left and right, patting Hua Shao's pretty face again and again, this unlucky girl was immersed in her own delusions, and she was still full of interest and shortness of breath......

No. 23 put a bitter gourd on the head of the flower less.

Dai Lier sliced the bitter gourd and applied it to Hua Shao's face.

Zhang Xiaoyu asked, "Girls, what are you doing?" ”

Number 23 replied, "That bitter melon, I used it last night." ”

Dyryl replied, "What does it matter, it's not on my face anyway." ”

Zhang Xiaoyu: "......"

Mi Li also joined the team of bullying Hua Shao, anyway, if you don't bully Bai or not, she is here, ready-made toys, why don't you play?

Alice said to Zhang Xiaoyu: "That, King Guo, a distant relative of your family, and your half-sister, really have a personality." No wonder Little Red Riding Hood and you get along so well with them. ”

So-called, isn't it a family that doesn't enter the door?

Alice doesn't know, M wolf, Mi Li, Little Red Sister, three people, openly and secretly, small actions constantly, maybe not to the kind of Cheng dΓΉ who is crippled if he doesn't die.

"Alice, your family's battle Lori, squeak, she's also fierce. It's really hard for you. Zhang Xiaoyu is also very sympathetic to Alice, ignoring the master's fighting Lori, which is also more nerve-wracking.

Thinking about it this way, Zhang Xiaoyu found that he and Alice also had a similar situation. There are chicks in the house.

A man with Lori at home can't afford to hurt him.

And Zhang Xiaohong in the audience, Xiaohong's sister, she successfully attracted the attention of the dirty young girl Demon Niang, and the Ghoul Demon Niang was also observing Zhang Xiaohong at close range, if it weren't for what the chairman said, Zhang Xiaohong, Zhang Xiaoyu brother and sister, juvenile demon Niang, ghoul Demon Niang, have already attacked Xiaohong's sister.

The dirty young girl said to the ghoul demon mother, "It's so boring, go back, it's all your fault that I'm dirty." ”

The Ghoul Demon Mother said, "Yes, it's all my fault. "Mind my, the demon mother swore in her heart, she really doesn't care about her, the little lord is rolling in the mud, making his body dirty, and he can't stop it, the ghoul demon mother has to let the little lord play with the mud, and sure enough, compared to the adult, the little lord is the second ancestor at best.

"Enchantment, it will disperse when the time comes. If the people on the scene suddenly can't see the overlord rabbit and the wolf girl, it will be very interesting if this happens. The dirty young demon lady smirked.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ The little lord really inherited the adult's bad belly. The Ghoul Demon Mother complained in her heart.