On this day, Secretary Wang began to entertain us again.

When I walked to the hotel, I found about a dozen people sitting in the private room. Most of them are acquaintances. Because everyone, like me, has been invited by Secretary Wang three or four times.

During the banquet, someone laughed and said: "Secretary Wang is now going to become Song Gongming in time." Righteousness and squandering wealth. ”

Secretary Wang had a shiny face and poured wine on himself: "What kind of timely rain, I won't even be able to do a little charge soon." ”

Everyone was invited to a banquet by Secretary Wang several times, and every time Secretary Wang was drunk, he had to tell the hell again. So everyone knows about the rumors about his dismissal.

However, there are not many who know what they know. After all, the things of ghosts and gods are ethereal, and if you don't see them with your own eyes, it's always difficult to accept.

Halfway through the drink. Suddenly, someone said: "How do I remember that today is the day of the Party Congress?" ”

Secretary Wang shook his wine glass and said in a daze: "Really? ”

The man said, "Yes, Secretary Wang. You shouldn't have been removed from office yet, have you? Why didn't you attend such an important meeting? ”

Secretary Wang waved his hand and said, "The left and right are dismissed, what else do I have to toss?" I'll tell you a few people, I haven't been to work in days. ”

Then, he muttered in a low voice: "I said, how can I invite Officer Shi to come over, he actually doesn't give face." It turns out that we have a meeting today. ”

I saw Secretary Wang so decadent. I can't help but feel a little sympathy for him. So I leaned over with a wine glass and said, "Secretary Wang, why are you doing this?" Is it except to be an official? Can't do anything else? ”

Secretary Wang was so drunk that he hooked up with me and said, "Brother Zhao, I used to be in the officialdom. When you see people, you talk about people, and when you see ghosts, you talk nonsense. I've never had a heart-to-heart with anyone. Now it's going to become the masses of the people anyway, and I'll make friends with you today, okay? ”

I nodded and said, "Okay." But I know in my heart that anyone who has stayed in officialdom can only believe three points when he speaks. Whether it is in the court or in the opposition, whether it is drunk or dreaming.

Secretary Wang hooked my shoulder and whispered in my ear: "Brother Zhao, do you guess why I love being an official so much?" ”

I laughed and said, "Maybe you have an official fetish." Be careful when you die, be an official fetish. ”

Secretary Wang shook his head: "I'm dead, I'm not qualified to be an official fetish, I have to be a cow and a horse." Take a whip, and if you die, you will be eaten meat. Secretary Wang said and actually cried.

I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't be afraid. Xue Qian was taught by a master that she has a unique skill that can tattoo you and help you change your fate. You will be a cow and a horse in your next life, this is hand-picked by people in the underworld, and eighty percent can't be changed. However, when you die, let him tattoo a turtle for you, and when you are reincarnated in the next life, your skin will be rough and thick, and it will not hurt to be whipped. ”

This is simply ridiculous, but Secretary Wang believes it when he is drunk. Pulling Xue Qian and asking, "Brother Xue, is this true?" ”

Xue Qian smiled bitterly and said, "It's true, it's true." However, don't you dislike a turtle tattooed on the corpse? ”

Secretary Wang waved his hand: "Don't dislike, don't dislike." ”

Then he put his arm around my shoulder and asked, "Where did we just go?" ”

I thought about it for a moment and said, "You ask me why you like being an official so much." ”

Secretary Wang made a look of sudden realization, and then he whispered: "Brother Zhao, I will only sue you for this truth, you must not say it." ”

I nodded.

Secretary Wang's tongue was straight, and he said vaguely: "It's cool to be an official." You can shout five and drink six, call this, call that, ordinary people have to nod their heads when they see you, and people with status have to be polite when they see you. What is good, you can pick it first, you pick the rest, and then give it to others......"

I looked at him in surprise and thought: Secretary Wang actually said such a thing, Bacheng really planned to make friends with me.

I persuaded: "Secretary Wang, you can be regarded as a person with status in us." I have a house, a car, and money. Even if you are not an official, it is actually nothing. ”

Secretary Wang said again: "What I just said is just one of them. There is another kind, some people, who don't like to be powerful, and they don't like to bully others. But they were afraid that others would come and bully him. That's why he wants to be an official. For example, this one has been in a uproar recently, demolition or something. If you are a small people, they will be demolished, how about it? If you change it to ***, who would dare to dismantle it? It has to be protected as a cultural relic object. ”

I hurriedly covered his mouth and said, "Secretary Wang, you can't say it anymore, if you keep talking, I have to follow you into the bureau." ”

Secretary Wang seemed to be on the rise, he broke free, and then said: "So, Brother Zhao, don't listen to others, what a retreat, what a pastoral." What Tao Yuanming, Lin Hejing, what otherworldly, plain and bland, it is very beautiful, and I yearn for it. That's all fake and deceitful. When someone bullies you, when you bully your relatives and friends, you understand. No matter how noble the character is, there is no official seal that can be relied on. ”

I hurriedly echoed him: "That's the truth. But you don't have to worry, you have already recognized Li Lamb's son as your godson, that kid has prosperous official luck, you don't have to worry. ”

Secretary Wang nodded: "That's what you said." Hey, today I was inspired by it. Ever since I met this ghost county order, I have seen this life more and more thoroughly, and after so many years, I can't help but want to talk to you. ”

I was about to echo him, but Secretary Wang suddenly said, "But you don't need to know these truths. Brother Zhao, you don't have to be afraid. You're not like us laymen. You are a Taoist priest who deals directly with ghosts and gods. Taishang Laojun is your ancestor, and the Jade Emperor is your superior. The imps of the underworld are your friends. You have jumped out of the Three Realms and are no longer in the Five Elements. You must not look down on the strife between our worlds. Hey, you're not in the same realm as us anymore. ”

I listened to him in a mess. Obviously drunk, he could only smile bitterly.

At this time, the door of the private room was suddenly pushed open. It was Officer Shi who came in. He sat on the chair and said loudly, "Lao Wang, are you still drinking here?" The party congress removed you from office. ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the audience was shocked, and no one spoke.

Secretary Wang laughed and said, "How is it?" Now you believe it, right? I inquired from the underworld, and it worked. ”

Officer Shi's face was very bad, and he asked, "You don't want to ask, why did you get rid of your post?" ”

Secretary Wang nodded: "Tell me about it?" ”

Officer Shi said: "The notice has been prepared, saying that not long after you were transferred to the city, there was slackness in your work, vacillation in your thinking, and corruption in your style. Gather a group of friends to eat and drink all day, and don't come to work for two days out of three days. A lot of work was delayed. The organization has decided that you are no longer fit for public office. ”

After Secretary Wang listened, he was speechless for a long time, and then he slapped his head suddenly: "Retribution." Karma was unexpected. It turned out that the reason for my dismissal was to eat and drink here all day. ”

All the guests looked at each other and looked at Secretary Wang. Obviously, Secretary Wang said what everyone wanted.

It is precisely because he knows that his official is going to be lost that he will eat and drink all day long, and it is precisely because he eats and drinks all day long that he will lose his official position. It's an endless loop.

Officer Shi patted him on the shoulder and said, "Fortunately, Director Ma helped you say good things, saying that when you served in the district, your grades were not bad. So the General Assembly unanimously decided to reassign you back to the district. It is estimated that Director Ma is also because of the haunted incident of the hotel, so I accept your affection. ”

After Secretary Wang heard it, he laughed: "Good news." After a long time of trouble, my official was not lost. ”

Mr. Lu didn't speak, and at this time he said to Secretary Wang: "You should be an official in the city for the past few months, it's a yellow dream." ”――

Subsequently, the reception turned into a celebration banquet. Secretary Wang's official position was regained, and he was overjoyed.

We're drinking to the fullest. Xue Qian suddenly said: "Lao Zhao, do you say that this official fetish ghost has a characteristic that likes to approve and read articles on behalf of others, giving orders indiscriminately, making the city stormy and becoming a big laughing stock?" ”

I said, "Yes, that's what Mr. Lu said. ”

Xue Qian said with some excitement: "I found another official ghost. ”

I shuddered, "What's that?" ”

Xue Qian handed over the phone: "Take a look." ”

I glanced at it, and it was news. The headline on it reads: The new regulations of the General Administration say that animals are not allowed to become sperm after the founding of the People's Republic of China