Chapter 174: I won't be fooled

The moon and stars are scarce, the sky is cloudless, the crickets at night are endless, the majestic wind blows, the leaves are blown rustling, the cold moonlight is projected on the earth, penetrating the woods and casting mottled black shadows on the ground, swaying and dancing in the wind, as if it is the devil in the night, showing its teeth and dancing claws, choosing people to eat. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Twenty kilometers away from the city of Puning, there was a simple hut there, and in the moonlight, you could see through the window that there was a faint light inside.

Inside the hut, a young man was reading at night. Well, you read that right, it's indeed a night reading. Because this place is relatively remote and deserted, it belongs to the place where birds don't, so it's strange that it can be electrified. So the young man was sitting at the table with a kerosene lamp lit and reading.

This should be a person who likes books very much, and is very diligent and studious, otherwise he wouldn't have read at night. In ancient times, it was definitely possible to fight with the snow in the bag, hanging books on the horns, and chiseling the wall to steal the light of the hanging beams and thorns. And judging from the movements of young people who are sometimes excited and sometimes dancing, it must be a performance that only has to see the heart.

It stands to reason that this reasoning is correct, and if you ignore the title of the book, it is simply universal. It's a pity that the book spoils the aesthetics.

In fact, there are only three words in this book, but these three words are simply blinding. Because these three words are iron and silver hooks, the pen is dragon and snake, and the three words "jade futon" are simply blind.

Of course, if it is an ordinary person, then this is also a very normal thing, after all, this is the era of openness. But this young man is the circle master that Wan Jinyou knows, and the circle master is suspected to be five generations. Imagine that the dignified five generations actually read the yellow book at night in the dead of night, and if it is known, it will definitely surprise the eyeballs of the ground.

"Tut-tut, I didn't expect the dignified five generations to have such an interest, "Jade Futon", you also read such a book, if you really have this interest, it is better for me to introduce some new films from the island country to you to enjoy! Absolutely large-scale, there are a lot of teachers' photos in it, including Mr. Bodo, *** theirs! A voice with a slight surprise suddenly sounded, and then a figure appeared in front of the window.

The circle master didn't have the slightest look when he heard this, raised his head and looked out the window, only to see a tall figure standing there, but it was the Yin Yang Dharma King. I don't know what kind of means the Yin and Yang Dharma King used to find the address of the five generations.

"You know what? Those films in the island country are all vulgar culture, and they are produced in the island country, as a patriotic person, I refuse to watch the blockbusters of the island country! The circle master glanced at the Yin Yang Dharma King with disdain, and said solemnly.

The Yin Yang Dharma King didn't expect the circle master to say this, and he was immediately choked by him. After being stunned for a long time, he said admiringly, "It is worthy of five generations, and even shamelessness is so fresh and refined!" ”

"Damn, where is Lao Tzu shameless, you tell me clearly, otherwise Lao Tzu will not be finished with you!" The circle master glared at him and said viciously.

The Yin Yang Dharma King pursed his lips disdainfully and said, "You really think that you are the fifth generation from the past, although I don't know what happened to you, but I can be sure that something is wrong with your body." Otherwise, you wouldn't have said anything like this just now, but just did it! ”

"Huh?" The circle master showed a hint of surprise, looked the Yin and Yang Dharma King up and down, and said, "It is worthy of being an old-timer, an old treacherous and cunning, and he actually set out the details of Lao Tzu in just a few words, not bad!" ”

"So, you're admitting that something is wrong with your body?" The Yin and Yang Dharma King was also surprised, but he didn't expect the circle master to admit it directly.

If the circle master denies it, he can still think that the circle master is strong and middle-class, and he will no longer be majestic, so he can start directly. But instead of denying it, the circle master generously admitted it, which made him hesitate.

"Let's just say that if you're not at ease, you can try it. Don't worry, I respect the old and love the young, and I promise not to do it. The circle master seemed to see his hesitation and said.

Hearing this, the Yin Yang Dharma King was not only relieved, but instead showed a sneer and said, "Five generations, don't lie to me!" I won't fall for such a language trap, although your credit is worth guaranteeing. But what you just said is a promise that you won't do it instead of a promise that you won't fight back, the difference between one word is very different, do you think I'll be fooled by such a word game? ”

The circle master showed an embarrassed look on his face, and said with a sneer, "It was just a moment of quick talk, in this way, I promise that I won't do it, and I won't fight back, so it's okay, right?" ”

The Yin Yang Dharma King was a little tempted to hear it, but after all, he was a suspicious person, and at the moment he felt that something was wrong after listening to the words of the circle master, there must be a demon when things went wrong, and the circle master tempted him to do it three times and several times, it was definitely a weasel greeting the New Year with the chicken - uneasy and kind!

Then his gaze fell on the circle master's feet again, and he said in his heart, "He said that he didn't make a move and didn't fight back, but he can move his feet, and with the strength of the five generations, even one foot can kill me." ”

As soon as he thought of this, the Yin Yang Dharma King secretly said that he was lucky, "Fortunately, Lao Tzu is smart, otherwise he will be fooled again!" So he said, "Hmph, five generations, don't say meaningless words, I won't be fooled!" ”

Seeing his eyes fall on his feet, the circle master showed a look of sudden realization on his face, and said, "It turns out that you are worried about this, so I can say it well, I will add one more, promise not to use your hands and feet, and not to fight back your hands and feet, so it's always okay, right?" ”

When the Yin Yang Dharma King heard this, his face showed a look of eagerness, and he just wanted to make a move, but suddenly his eyes fell on the eyes of the circle master. Suddenly, he remembered something, and his face changed slightly, the first five generations were overturned by illusion alone. As the saying goes, once you are bitten by a snake, you are afraid of the grass rope for ten years, and this is the case with the Yin and Yang Dharma King.

"No, unless you don't use your eyes either!" The Yin Yang Dharma King replied coldly.

"I'm rubbing, you're endless, mother-in-law and mother-in-law are not good at all. Old guy, although Lao Tzu respects the elderly, there is also a limit, don't inch in. Lao Tzu does not move his hands and feet is already the maximum limit, if Lao Tzu does not even use his eyes, I tell you, no way! "The circle master is also a belly, and he squirted directly.

If it were someone else, he would definitely be killed by him if he sprayed the Yin and Yang Dharma King like this. But the circle master is different, instead of being angry, the Yin and Yang Dharma King showed a fluke! (To be continued.) )