Chapter 14: Meet Nobita
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…… If I had a cat, I would install a traffic light at every railway crossing, just for the train, and if cars, electric cars, bicycles and pedestrians pass by, the train would stop!
If I had a cat, I wouldn't go out to the market, but let one item after another pass in front of me.
If I have a cat, I have to ask the general manager to take the initiative to greet me when I go to work every day.
If I had a cat, I wouldn't have to wait for the bus when I went out - let the bus wait for me at my doorstep.
If I have a cat, I pinch a big truck with mud, drive to work every day, and take all my colleagues from the company to work together when I get off work, and I am not afraid to meet bad traffic police on the road, and I bang a few throttles to let them smell the exhaust gas.
If I have a cat, I use the magnifying light to make myself taller, and I can grow as tall as I want, and then I pat Yao Ming on the shoulder and say, "Hey! Brother, you don't have good nutrition, right? ”。
If I had a cat, I would shrink myself with a shrinking lamp and sit in Doraemon's little toy plane and fly all over the house, fighting mosquitoes, flies, walls, and tables......
If I have a cat, I will drill everywhere with a wall ring, drill wherever I want, and then go to a nightclub to secretly watch the Russian golden cat dance striptease; After a while, I will go to the kitchen of a five-star hotel to taste the freshly cooked Australian steak.
If I have a cat, I use a snow machine to make the whole city full of snow and then use a hair dryer to slowly blow it.
If I have a cat, let him take out the medicine that can make people sleepwalk, and then use stealth to secretly give it to 1oo people, and then recruit them all to play games with me at night, I want to play CS, let them line up, and I carry a toy machine gun to sweep from beginning to end; Then let them form a circle, and I stabbed them one by one with a rubber knife. When you're done, say to them, "Let's have another game."
If I had a cat, I would take out the obedient machine, run to the hospital morgue and yell, "Stand up for me if you have any seeds!" "And the dead stood up; And then roar: "You can lie down!" And then they all lay down again.
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Under the dim desk lamp, flipping through the old diaries that had been yellowed a little in elementary school, looking at the innocent and ridiculous childhood dreams recorded on them, Wang Qiu's face couldn't help but bloom with a smile of reminiscence.
- Hey, at that time, I was really a bear kid who wanted to break through the sky!
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When Wang Qiu was a child, he used to be a child who liked fantasy very much.
For five years in a row, he insisted on leaving the central drawer of his desk empty, waiting for the day when a round machine cat would emerge from it.
He also used to put socks on the bedside on Christmas Eve, hoping to receive a gift from Santa Claus the next day, but unfortunately the result was disappointment every time.
He also used to follow many friends of the same age to "explore" around the city where he lived, lingering in abandoned factories, air-raid shelters, deep mountain reservoirs and other "secret places" in children's minds, and even often being spanked by adults for picking up all kinds of strange things home.
However, with the growth of age and the accumulation of experience, all kinds of beautiful fantasies of childhood finally disappeared in Wang Qiu's heart.
When he was in the upper grades of primary school, he was already very aware of a cruel truth.
- There are no druids in the reinforced concrete forest, no vampires in the rusty and unfinished buildings, no mermaids swimming in the artificial lake of the park, no people or ** divisions living on the towering TV towers, and no necromancers and skeletons in the dark bomb shelters. And in the narrow and dirty green belt of highways, it is even more impossible to get out of the unicorn that shines with holy light.
And he is an ordinary student, and he can't become an Ultraman or a legendary brave in an instant.
Like others, he is just the most ordinary ordinary person, and most of the future will only become an unknown member of society - ordinary schooling, ordinary exams, ordinary living, being admitted to an ordinary university, and then the goal of the next stage is to marry an ordinary daughter-in-law who is quite passable, give birth to one or two ordinary children, and then take out a loan to buy a house and a car......
From then on, he would never deliberately empty his desk drawer, nor would he hang his socks at the foot of his bed on Christmas Eve until a magical day came......
Therefore, Wang Qiu, who is currently a junior in college, suddenly feels that his mood is very complicated, melancholy, and tangled at this moment.
-- The dimensional pocket on the cat's belly is right now at his hand.
Although he was unable to take any props out of his pocket after experimentation - it seemed that Doraemon had imposed some kind of prohibition on them, and only those who had permission to take them out - the exit at the other end seemed to be clearly visible, as if he could travel through the past and enter the world of Doraemon that once made people think about it and full of dreams.
But the question is...... Do you want to go over or not? Who knows if the opposite side is a real Doraemon world, or a trap that can be fatal in an instant?
-- The terrifying experiences in the infinite world have made him fully understand what it means to be "more bizarre than fiction."
Wang Qiu once again put his head into the dimensional pocket, and then looked at the brilliant halo of four bright lights, and fell into deep thought.
But in the next moment, he saw a palm reach through the opposite pocket, and then grabbed his head and dragged it out!
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Whoever it is, when he is dragged out of the house by someone with his head in the way, he is always in a bad mood.
Especially when I was dragged out by a primary school student with my head grabbed...... Normally, that's enough to make people angry!
But at this moment, sitting in a familiar and unfamiliar messy room, looking at Doraemon who was sleeping soundly next to him, and the fifth-grader of Japanese elementary school wearing round glasses with a shocked face on the other side, Wang Qiu's heart was full of excitement and excitement as violent as an explosion!
“…… When you first meet, you are ...... Nobita? He asked politely, bowing slightly.
“…… Ah, it's rude, I'm Nobita Nobita......" Nobita who just wanted to take the opportunity to steal props while the cat was taking a nap, but didn't want to catch a living person, Nobita scratched his head a little embarrassedly and replied, "...... How did you know about me, though? Could it be that Doraemon said it? ”
“…… Don't be presumptuous, Yebijun! Your name is thunderous in the multiverse! ”