The friends of the Olympics were surprised

Like a three-body black forest,

The story starts from 08, and Chinese sports have become awesome since that year. When the pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info 12 years old, he even almost stabbed the old beautiful chrysanthemum.

Recalling that the world changed color at that time, Western newspapers originally placed the gold medal list at the top of the report to show justice. At that time, China temporarily topped the gold medal list, and European and American newspapers replaced the gold medal list with the medal list. Domestic public opinion is even more turbulent, and Qi said: China is inferior, and only wins or loses by gold medals. Labor and money hurt the country's system.

And so on.

I was ridiculed as a patriotic thief long ago, and I didn't dare to say anything louder.

Only before the start of this Olympics, I thought that no matter how bad China was, it would be in the second or third place, and it was also an old friend with the old Russians. Only China's national strength is stronger at this time, or there is a possibility of stabbing the chrysanthemum of the old beauty, which is also a beautiful thing.

So before the war, I was quite happy to find the big portals to watch the news.

As a result, I couldn't find half of the gold medal list on the portal.

The media talk about the Olympics like thieves.

The pheasant list, known as the global network, has not even said a word about the Olympics on the homepage.

A certain xx network, only the home page China itself got a few cards. Don't let you see other countries at all, as if the Olympic podium ode to the gold, silver and bronze three medals is the world's most shameful place. I don't know when the Olympic list has been so shameful to my country's media. It's so unsightly that you have to hide it.

From the start of the competition, whether it is the gold medal list or the medal list, half a point will not be visible. I've always been concerned about the results of Russia and Mao, but I have never heard of winning the championship. Later, a friend sued me, "Lao Russia has been hypnotized by stuffy stick physics." "I was shocked to search foreign websites and see them. Sigh this old man, he was beaten like this with a stick. Sympathy, but also dare not say more.

In my heart, that's fine. From now on, let's not look at the lists, just watch the games. Although there were occasional jokes of Chinese being picked up by referees in the past few days, I have long been used to it. Don't think much about it. The days are still peaceful.

Who would have thought, not a few days. But suddenly I saw the first article from the major domestic portals:

"China is finished!"

"The Chinese are finished,"

"A defeat that I haven't seen in thirty years!!"

I was shocked, "What's wrong?" ”

A familiar media person scolded angrily, "In the past 30 years in China, there has been no zero record of gymnastics gold medals, so shameful!" ”

I hesitated and said, "Isn't this exactly what you're waiting for, isn't it just about gold medals?" ”

The media person said angrily, "But I also ranked second in the overall gold medal list of China last time, and I almost finished first." This time, he was ranked third!! Such a sin, but not to disembowel!! ”

I looked at each other speechlessly, but I felt that at that moment it was as if this gold medal theory had suddenly become brilliant again, and it was so bright that it could not be stopped.

I was a friend at the table, and I was very stubborn. On the spot, he carefully calculated his medal list by arithmetic and said, "As of August 17, I have 20 gold pieces, 16 silver plates, and 21 bronze plates, and I have won a total of 57 medals." Although the sun never sets on the empire, although the gold medal surpasses me, the total number of medals is 55, this time the medal list should lose to me, the media should also praise me, this time China is second in medals, not only gold medals, but also the popularization of sports. Why is the media scolding it? ”

This statement leaves people speechless.

I looked at the small face of the media person opposite, and the beard changed color. It seems that he can't practice the "cheeky magic skill" at home, but he refuses to give up, and his complexion has changed again, and his beard has changed again, and in just a few tens of seconds, it has changed dozens of colors in a row. But it is the dragon and tiger that meet, and the world changes color. I am well-informed, and I am amazed in my heart, it is that this person has just broken through the highest level of "cheeky skills" and reached the realm of "shamelessness".

Listening to his leisurely roar in the voice of a dragon and tiger, "As soon as you settle down, you can give your face to the table with foreigners and nobles." Accompanying the last seat was originally a big face. In the last competition, he dared to take the first place, which shocked the chrysanthemum of the foreigner uncle, and it was difficult to really want the foreigner to run with him. It's so ignorant!! ”

There was no logic in what he said, but I couldn't say a word for a while.

I sighed in my heart, "This move is completely disorderly, but it makes people have nothing to say, it is really the highest level of cheeky skills!" ”

I also secretly recalled in my heart that this Olympics was originally not a real kung fu. It's like that national ball table tennis or the like, what if you get the first place in the world.

Every time I came back from the first place, I was scolded by the media, cursing and pointing out the serious consequences like a mourner, "Foreigners don't play with you anymore!" In the long run, the country will not be a country, and the Olympics will not be Austria! ”

This kind of insult makes me have table tennis national players, and winning the gold medal is as shameful as stealing someone's mother-in-law.

The evil skills have been practiced, and the table tennis competition can always win the championship. He wanted to abolish his martial arts and couldn't, and he couldn't let the white man win one or two times.

As a result, no matter how much table tennis wins, it is sneered at by the media. The big V gritted his teeth and cursed, "Take the first, take the first every day, you have to let no foreigners play with you, so you are willing to give up!" ”

This scolding is enough to make people sweat coldly on their backs. There is a feeling of kneeling and begging foreigners to turn back.

Yu Shang sighed to himself, I watched the World Cup journey of the national football team, every time I returned with a fiasco, and every time I came back, I was as tenacious as a gray wolf. ”

It's just that Lord Yang is so embarrassed. Once defeated, I was pouted, and I was tired of the table tennis athlete to bear this scolding.

Those who scold the Chinese team today and cannot win the gold medal are gaining momentum.

However, in the last two times, the Chinese team won the best results in history, and I have never seen a word of praise from it. There are many "gold film theories", "national system", "labor and money", and there are many scoldings, why can they be so heartbroken now.

Sometimes I think about it, this Olympics is much more cruel than fantasy novels. Think of those fantasy novels, there are many incompetent protagonists, who are insulted by others, "waste wood"

"Family waste!"

But in fantasy novels, he can still paint the wall with dung, or pick up the old man with him, or be electrified, his head was caught by the door, and he was kicked by a donkey.

But the Olympics in reality are not like this at all.

For example, China was scolded by foreigners as the "sick man of East Asia" in those years, and was painted with cartoons by foreigners and the front pages of newspapers and magazines, and a group of Chinese with long braids carried big eggs at the Olympic Games to humiliate them.

China is so angry and trying to be strong. After 30 years of hard training, in 40 or 50 years, it has become an international powerhouse. Standing above the high hall, none of the top three members of the club are outstanding, and they dare to poke the chrysanthemums of the old beauty.

But even if you win, the higher you stand, not only outsiders will scold, but your own media will scold you even harder.

Just like the last Olympics, the best result in history shocked the world. The international media neatly changed the rules of the rankings and scolded them together, while the media of China's own portal pounced on them as if they had dug up their ancestral graves, biting and insulting them endlessly.

From the national system to the waste of taxpayers' money, their hatred is like mourning, and those who don't know think that the media was collectively driven by the Chinese team and did not give money.

By the time of this Olympics, he was even ashamed to play the gold medal list on the front page.

The Chinese gymnastics women's team was collectively scored low and out, but the perfect movement was only a few points at eight o'clock, and the Americans were nine points no matter how bad their movements were. In this way, the Chinese team was squeezed out of the final circle.

After the meeting, the president of the International Olympic Committee and the International Sports Federation, whose face was not red and his heart was not beating, pointed out the country, "The defeat of the Chinese team is only because the training method of the Chinese team is too rigid." ”

Woof!! When I first heard about this Olympic competition, it was not only a competition on the field, but also a rating on how I usually trained.

However, I don't know how the Olympic referees have been monitoring and collecting data from the gymnastics teams of various countries for many years, and what standards are used to evaluate the rigid practice methods of the teams and the flexible training of the teams. The United States is invincible in science and technology, and it must have other high-tech methods, so I don't know about it.

The president of the FIG further pointed out that "China should learn from the example of Japan." ”

The media then went up in a rage, quite a sense of ruthlessness, "Why not learn from Japan!" The Chinese gymnastics team only said that "the Japanese gymnastics team is to the Olympics what the Chinese national football team is to the World Cup, if you really want to learn, you really have to cut your stomach......

The media was furious and speechless, wanting to say goodbye, wanting to say goodbye, saying, "This is the true spirit of the Olympics!" When will you be able to understand the true essence of the Olympic Games? ”

At this time, the most amazing thing is that the media gentlemen did not wait for everyone's reaction, and they knelt down in unison with lightning speed, and vied with each other to kowtow and confess their guilt. All kinds of news "The referee is secondary, and our own bad is the main reason." "Flying all over the sky, overwhelming the sky. Help the Chinese team take the green hat over and force it on his head.

It's like I'm being touched by someone, and I'm getting out of the car to reason with people. The evidence and public opinion are all in my favor, but a guy with the words "I am your third grandson" written on his face rushed up and knelt in front of the other party and said, "It was my grandfather who hit you." I see it. He also turned back to me and said innocently, "Grandpa, the kindergarten teacher told me that lying is not a good child." "Whew! How did I come from such an old grandson? But this situation and this scene only make people speechless, and they can only call in vain.

Since then, up and down the Internet, the forum has scolded China for not having a gold medal, from scolding the "gold medal theory" to "not having a gold medal should be seppuku", the change is as fast as the drifting corners of the famous track in Akiyama, which is natural, breathtaking, and unconvinced!

The analysis of the reasons for not winning the gold medal is also strange, and it is said that "Chinese athletes are too short, not as tall as European and American Yanmars!" ”

It is said, "Chinese women are thin, not as fat as Europe and the United States, and they can't be on the stage." A low score should also be deserved! ”

In short, I have heard it, which makes the Chinese people ashamed. It's as if the gymnastics competition has long been selling apples and watermelons. Big is the standard of the competition, but it has never been said that it is known to China.

At this time, I also heard people hatefully say, "The Chinese gymnastics team also deserves to die, and the male team member broke his dog's leg and deserved it." It should only be like the national football team, always making a laugh on the arena, and it can also make foreigners happy. If you are favored by Lord Yang, even if you can praise it, "Good dog minion!" It's also good, Lord He Laoyang took a lot of thought to think about the reason why Lao Shizi was rigid or not.

Since then, it has been known that the Olympics do not matter about competition, but they are all trained to be rigid or not, whether the players are beautiful or not, fat or not, and there is no need to look at the Olympics anymore.

Only this evening,Accidentally went to the cafeteria and accidentally watched the Olympics,The diving battle is in full swing,The Chinese team is perfect and it is 8.14,After winning several 8.14,There are good people who know the goods of the sports lottery and say,I have seen the rules,If the Chinese team is too perfect, the highest is 8.14 points。 As long as the players in the United States and the British Empire are not "ass facing backwards, flat sand and falling geese", sitting under the water, it is above nine o'clock, so as to buy lottery tickets must win!

Lifting the cafeteria, they all nodded yes. Since then, when discussing sports lottery, no one has spoken of fairness and injustice.

When I couldn't help but want to speak out again, my friend whispered a warning from the corner of his clothes, "If you dare to say anything, if any Chinese media jumps out and kneels, "The unfairness of the referee is secondary, and we ourselves are too uncompetitive." "Friends are surprised and inexplicable!" That's just a trivial matter, and what's worse is that if people change the reason to "The Chinese team was given a low score, because he usually eats rice and doesn't eat steak burgers!" "Establish this scoring rule, and then send an overseer, my generation is really not used to eating Western food, so how can it be good~! Husband, it seems that it is better to bow your head.

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