Obviously, there is a slogan "no urinating and defecating" posted on the telephone pole on the side of the road, as if he deliberately told sù someone with a heart, when no one passes by, only himself, the telephone pole and the corner of the wall are all TM public toilets.

Knowing that you can't do it.

To say elegantly, break the tradition, we don't blindly follow.

The vulgar way of saying it is: Sluts are hypocritical.

Zhang Xiaoyu is about to be hypocritical, knowing that he can't roll out from under the bed, but he has to get out, and if he doesn't get out, when Lord Shangguan Xue personally finds him out, things will develop in a worse direction. Xiaoyu also felt very strange, obviously the thief was Xiaoxue, but he was the one with a weak heart, it was unfair, why not?

Like the idea of legal and illegal couples who open a room to "talk about it later" first, Zhang Xiaoyu decided to get out first. He did that, and. Dan Dan also rolled, and Xiaoyu thought of the word "get out". How funny, if you want to laugh and can't laugh, laughing will stimulate Shangguan Xue to blacken. Don't do such a thing.

"Yo, this isn't Xiaoxue, hello, good morning, how are you in the morning, aren't you good? Are you really bad? You must not sue me that you are not good, are you not good? How are you? ”

Shangguan Xue turned her back to Zhang Xiaoyu.

Zhang Xiaoyu calmly looked at Shangguan Xue's thighs. Because the shirt is not long enough, it can only cover the part of the thighs.

“…… Xiaoyu, you heard it, my self-talk. ”

Shangguan Xue said that the voice was like slipping out of an ice cellar, and the cold droplets could freeze Zhang Xiaoyu into a popsicle.

It turned out that what Xiaoxue cared about was that she wanted to ** me to be her little white face, and this matter was exposed, and Zhang Xiaoyu realized. You can't say you are enlightened, at a critical time, sell cuteness, you have to win by selling cuteness!

Zhang Xiaoyu walked towards Shangguan Xue cutely.

The cute and cute Zhang Xiaoyu broke Shangguan Xue's body and asked her to face herself.

Okay, I'm going to start selling moe. Zhang Xiaoyu said secretly.

So-

A certain rain patted his face, put his two hands on the upper side of the ears on the left and right sides, shook his head, and a certain rain sold cute: The little white rabbit is white and white, the two ears are erected, I love to eat spicy strips and godfathers, and it is so cute to jump. also has its own action, and the cute and cute Zhang Xiaoyu really jumped.

Ignoring ignorance, Shangguan Xue completely ignored the stupid and cute Zhang Xiaoyu. Man, are you kidding me, Shangguan Xue is angry.

"Xiaoxue, am I cute?"

“…… Xiaoyu, do you know what I'm thinking? ”

"You're thinking about me."

"Yes, I'm thinking about you."

"No need, don't I just stand in front of you, what do you want me to do, come on, do whatever you want to me, I know Xiaoxue, you are not a casual person."

You get up casually, not human.

Zhang Xiaoyu didn't want to say it, couldn't bear to say it, and couldn't say it.

"You take your pants off."

Shangguan Xue said.

Trick stream. Hooligans are not, Xiaoxue you can't do this. Zhang Xiaoyu obediently took off his pants.

A little expectation, Zhang Xiaoyu.

"Turn around and close your eyes."

"Why?"

"Just do it."

"Okay."

Zhang Xiaoyu closed his eyes, turned around, and turned his back to Shangguan Xue.

So, Shangguan Xue took Zhang Xiaoyu's pants, put them on, and buttoned the shirt by the way, the top two, it's better not to button them, Shangguan Xue snorted coldly.

"Alright, you can turn around and look me in the eye."

"Okay."

Zhang Xiaoyu turned around, closed his eyes, and looked at Shangguan Xue's eyes with his heart, in fact, a certain Yu thought, it was more conservative to face Shangguan Xue with the eyes in the middle of his buttocks.

"Open your eyes. Xiaoyu-san. ”

"Squad leader, you promise, if you don't get angry, I'll open my eyes."

"I'm not angry."

"Then I'll open my eyes."

Zhang Xiaoyu opened his eyes.

"Xiaoxue, you look good today."

"That's all you want to say to me?"

"What else do you want me to say to you?"

"Tell me what you said when you hooked up with girls."

"No, no."

Say. Hurry up. ”

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, for sure."

Shangguan Xue's face was expressionless.

“……”

Zhang Xiaoyu is also worried.

"Stop playing, Xiaoxue. You are someone special to me. Zhang Xiaoyu said.

"Oh, special." Shangguan Xue was thoughtful. Then he asked: "What kind of special law, you can talk about it, it is best to list it, there is a one, two, three, four classification, the more detailed the better." ”

"No, no, the thicker the man, the better." Zhang Xiaoyu explained.

"Don't interrupt and say, why am I special?" Shangguan Xue said.

"Because, because, when I see you, I will ......" Zhang Xiaoyu hesitated.

"See me, what's wrong with you, you say it completely." Shangguan Xue urged, wanting to die in a hurry. If you don't cook it, if you put it in the pan and roll it, you will become crispy and delicious again.

Zhang Xiaoyu exhaled a breath of turbid air and said, "Seeing you, I'm hungry, you go and help me get some food." ”

"......" Shangguan Xue.

Kill you, Soulless, go play with the balls. Shangguan Xue was then angry.

"I'm really hungry." Zhang Xiaoyu said.

“…… No kidding? Shangguan Xue asked.

"yes, do you want me to help you?" Zhang Xiaoyu asked.

"Men don't go to the kitchen, that's women's territory." Shangguan Xue said.

"Good work."

"I'll clean you up later. My clothes are in your bed, don't do weird things to them. Shangguan Xue said.

"Okay, even if I'm going to do strange things, I'm going to do it to their masters." Zhang Xiaoyu said.

"Oh." Shangguan Xue smiled profoundly.

Downstairs. Go and help Zhang Xiaoyu get something to eat, although Shangguan Xue's cooking skills are not as good as Zhang Xiaohong, but in order to be able to ** Zhang Xiaoyu in the future, he still has to practice secretly, probably not eating dead people. Xiaoxue's adoptive father and adoptive mother, every time they see the black things made by their baby daughter, they are sad for a while, but they are bitter for their future uncle. Xiaoxue, you still don't torture the one you come to, if you can, please don't approach the kitchen, Shangguan Xue's adoptive father and adoptive mother said kind words casually, and Shangguan Xue ignored it.

Skill comes from practice. Thousands of years of ancestors have said this, the cooking skills of the maternal ancestors, at the beginning, were also very bad, didn't she kill the ancestors, Shangguan Xue was a little relieved.

"What do I give Xiaoyu to eat? Let's make the simplest home-cooked meal. Shangguan Xue made up her mind. I'm so happy, it turns out that Xiaoyu is a special person when I am, and Shangguan Xue is secretly happy in my heart.

Time flies.

TimeTM grew two long legs.

Shangguan Xue's rice-making process is slight.

Serve directly and serve.

Xiaoyu is a real object, no, it's a customer, Shangguan Xue said secretly.

Zhang Xiaoyu pointed to the red and yellow things in the basin and asked, "What's that, Xiaoxue, your dish is very special." "It's so special, it's good, whose tomato and egg soup needs whole tomatoes, and whole eggs, which is soup, it is clearly bright red tomatoes floating around the eggs.

"I'm really sorry that the little girl is not talented." Shangguan Xue whispered.

"It's okay, I love hard-boiled eggs."

Zhang Xiaoyu scooped up an egg with a large soup spoon, it was quite hot, hot, it didn't matter, Zhang Xiaoyu picked up the egg, knocked it on the table, it dripped, and the yolk flowed out of the eggshell, that is, the chicken egg was not cooked......

Looking at the yellow mayonnaise flowing on the table, thinking back to the past, the old man chatted about the boyish madness, the little yellow book in his left hand, and the strong masturbation in his right hand, not waiting for the ashes to disappear, the unicorn arm is alive, who dares to cross the knife immediately? Soup spoon, Zhang Xiaoyu used the soup spoon to puff with mayonnaise.

Shangguan Xue is also strange, why, why is it not cooked, just like dumplings, dumplings float up, doesn't it mean that they are cooked? The eggs and tomatoes floated up as soon as they got out of the pot, and I was still depressed Why did they cook so quickly, because the water was too hot? It turned out to be raw, Shangguan Xue was teary-eyed.

"Xiaoxue, I take the liberty to ask you, are you at home, are you all eating to open your mouth?"

"Almost."

"What do you think of your cooking?"

“…… There's a lot of room for improvement and can be adjusted upwards. ”

"So you also have self-knowledge."

"Don't laugh."

"Yes, yes."

"Why are you running under the bed?"

"Want to hear the truth?"

"I don't want to."

"Then you still ask."

"Can't you tell a lie, just make me happy."

Shangguan Xue was displeased.

"The main thing is to tease you, who knows, you will take off your clothes when you come up, and it scares me."

Zhang Xiaoyu said.

"Forget about today."

Shangguan Xue said.

"Don't."

Zhang Xiaoyu replied.

"Who called just now, it was that ignorant and innocent little girl who was deceived by you." Shangguan Xue asked.

"Oh, you said that phone call was from Sixty-Nine. Sixty-nine asked me what a was, and he also said that his sister was in a hurry to transform him into a. Zhang Xiaoyu said.

“…… Her sister was terrible. Xiaoyu, you have been staying away from Liujiu recently, he was really transformed into a by his sister, as his best friend, I am worried about you. Shangguan Xue said seriously.

"Yes." Zhang Xiaoyu pondered.