Chapter 411: Treat everyone equally
Zhang Xingxing looked at the message on the phone screen and muttered for a moment, then stretched out his finger and replied quickly.
Fairy chat group.
Xingxian: Yes, second brother, is there something wrong?
Lying on the vines, holding a banana in one hand and wine in the other, Sun Wukong can be described as enjoying it to the extreme.
At this time, the mobile phone on his stomach shook slightly, and Sun Wukong's eyes suddenly burst out with golden light, and his mouth made an excited sound of "heh".
At the same time, he threw the bananas and wine in his hand backwards.
Fairy chat group.
Sun Wukong: Big brother, last time you said that you found the news of food, how is the situation now?
Heaven.
On the colorful clouds, the leisurely Lei Gong and the electric mother, after seeing the message on the mobile phone screen, couldn't help but look shocked and licked their lips.
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Sitting on the futon, the chick pecked the rice, and the sleeping Taishang Laojun, who was sleeping in the dark, squinted his eyes and read the news because of the vibration of the mobile phone in his arms, and soon lost his pajamas and swallowed his saliva.
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Chang'e, who was lying in the smoky hot spring, looked at the mobile phone vibrating on the shore, and a pair of cute little dimples appeared on her pretty face.
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The immortals, whenever they saw the message of the immortal chat group at this time, they all stopped what they were doing and put all their attention on the mobile phone screen.
Because, next, the Star Immortal God is about to say the food situation that the immortals in the Heavenly Court are most concerned about recently.
In case, there is food on the side of the Star Immortal God, and you can't guarantee it, you can taste it!
Just think of the oily spicy strips, the fragrant instant noodles, and the fluffy ham...... All the immortals are excited.
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Zhang Xingxing, who was sitting in the BMW, hesitated for a moment before sending out the news.
Xingxian: Second brother, if you don't ask, I want to talk to you. Just now, my subordinates have received the food and are delivering it to me. However, it doesn't seem like much.
I have to say that Zhang Xingxing's ability to tell lies is not too strong, and he doesn't think and blush at all.
It's exactly like the real thing.
In fact, Zhang Xingxing also knows that the gods want to eat delicious food.
However, Zhang Xingxing, who has lived in China for many years, knows a truth: no matter what you can't get, what you can't get is the most precious!
It's time to hang some immortals.
If the immortals are allowed to eat delicious food easily, wouldn't the plan hidden in Zhang Xingxing's heart be ruined?
Heaven.
The gods and immortals were completely excited when they saw the news sent by the Star Immortal Great God.
Correspondingly, the fairy chat group is also boiling.
Lei Gong: Meet the Star Immortal God, that ...... Can the star fairy god give Xiaoxian a roast duck in the capital?
Electric Mother: Meet the Star Immortal God, Xiaoxian wants a bowl of peeing beef balls.
The other immortals, after seeing the news of Lei Gong and Dianmu, were all anxious, and they were not to be outdone.
Claireye: Meet the Star Immortal God. When I saw the news of the food, I knelt down and begged for instant noodles.
Shunfeng Ear: Meet the Star Immortal God. When you hear the news of the food, you kneel and beg for instant noodles.
Chang'e: Hello Xingxian God, Xiaoxian wants a few hams......
Marshal Tianpeng: Star Immortal God, Little Pig Pig also wants ham. Oh, and instant noodles, braised beef-flavored. Oh, and spicy strips. Oh, and the Beijing roast duck. Oh! and......
In terms of the degree of shamelessness, Marshal Tianpeng is still second to none, and he can't wait to give all the delicacies to himself, and he gnaws wildly.
Finally, Sun Wukong's reprimand and unhappiness were ushered in.
Sun Wukong: Go, go, go, you idiot, play with mud! Big brother, how can there be so many delicacies for you.
Sun Wukong: Big brother, my grandson wants Laotan sauerkraut instant noodles.
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Zhang Xingxing, who was sitting in the BMW, saw the gods and immortals asking for food lively, his eyes lit up, and his face was full of joy.
Xingxian: Second brother is right, there is indeed not much food...... Even, I don't have enough to eat.
Xingxian: After all, everyone knows that these delicacies are all delicious, and the quantity is very small, and it is impossible to give them to all the immortals.
Erlang God: What the eldest brother said is right, how can every immortal be able to eat such food?
Zhang Xingxing couldn't help nodding secretly, and muttered in a low voice: "Erlang God, it's not my good brother, it's directly on my side." ”
However, Erlang God's next words made Zhang Xingxing's brows jump and jump.
Erlang God: Big brother, other immortals, don't pay attention to it, just remember, second brother, I want a bowl of cold skin.
Sun Wukong: Okay, you three-eyed boy! What do you mean by other immortals, don't pay attention to it?
Marshal Tianpeng: That's it, this three-eyed boy has never been a good fairy, Brother Monkey, cut him!
Erlang God: Dead fat pig, you've been looking for practice, right?
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Xingxian: Alright, don't make a noise, everyone. You should also know that I, Xingxian, have always been treated equally.
Xingxian: Later, my subordinates will send me the food, no matter who it is, no matter what your relationship with me is, if you want a piece of food, send me a red envelope with 10,000 merits.
What Zhang Xingxing said is called a righteous and awe-inspiring, and that is called an impassioned.
In fact, the point is in this last sentence!
If you want a piece of food, send me a red envelope with 10,000 merits!
This is also the real purpose of Zhang Xingxing's recent refusal to give food to the gods and immortals to satisfy their appetites.
The originally lively fairy chat group was silent for a short time as he saw the news of the star immortals.
Sun Wukong: Merit, big brother, no problem! I'll get some of it! Remember my Laotan sauerkraut instant noodles!
Xingxian: Okay! By the way, I have to add! Because the number of delicacies is really small. Therefore, each immortal will be limited to one delicacy!
Star Immortal: Finally, the number is limited, first come, first served!
Of course, the more merit these things, the better.
However, Zhang Xingxing deliberately came to a purchase restriction condition.
Of course, this is also the skill I have learned in China for so many years: hunger marketing.
Don't look at the gods and goddesses one by one now, what instant noodles, ham, and spicy strips they all like......
If they get too much at once, I'm afraid it won't be long before they get tired of it.
Zhang Xingxing is convinced of this.
Practice is the only criterion for testing truth.
It's like when Zhang Xingxing was a child, he also liked these snacks. However, after eating too much, I have long lost my original love.
Even a small human being would be like that. Not to mention the gods.
Although Zhang Xingxing wants to get merit, he understands a truth better: a trickle of water flows forever.
After sending this message, Zhang Xingxing didn't pay attention to the news in the fairy chat group.
Although, from the last time the Jade Emperor gave out a red envelope of merit, it can be seen that merit is definitely a rare good thing among the immortals.
However, Zhang Xingxing also believes that these immortals who have lived for countless thousands of years, who has no inventory?
So, I started the BMW and headed for the nearest supermarket.
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